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coolcarabiner · 10 months
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i reeeeeeeally try not to care what people call themselves or what words they use for their identities but if u genuinely unironically call urself futch i hope u have a permanent rock in ur shoe
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greenieflor · 7 months
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Finally had a facial where they didn't make constant comments about my acne and scarring and it was truly incredible
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quiirrel · 2 years
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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tasteofyourblood · 2 months
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we're going to slowly morph into a world where ppl forget that sunscreen is to prevent skin cancer & burns NOT STUPID WRINKLES SHUT UP ABOUT AGING AND 'GETTING OLD' SHUT UP OH MY GOD SHUT UPPPPPP
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barbielanno · 21 days
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Shut up and kiss me
warning : smut
summary: you are oscar's girlfriends' lily's friend and she sets you up with lando norris
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“Where are you?”, I text to my bestfriend Lily as I’ve been waiting for her in a cafe for about 20 minutes now. “I’m sorry y/n, I can’t make it. I’m busy but I sent someone to pick you up. Please be nice to him. I told him about you and you’ll recognise him when he comes ;). I hope you are wearing a good pair of innies”. WHAT THE HELL! What does she mean? Who did she send? “Hello Miss. y/n”. LANDO??? SHE SENT LANDO NORRIS TO PICK ME UPPPPPP???? “I’m Lando Norris, Oscar’s teammate. Lily requested me to pick you up, Osc is quite sick and she is keeping him company.” Fuck… the words aren’t coming off my mouth. I’M froze. “Hi Lan, I have seen you on tv. You are more pretty in person. I’m so sorry, I would’ve booked a cab if she texted me earlier. Sorry to waste your time”. “First of all, thank you for calling me pretty as I’m too mesmerised by your beauty. And secondly, I offered Lily to pick you up. I’ve seen your photos with her and thought you were very cute.” DID LANDO NORRIS JUST TOLD ME I’M CUTEEE? ANY LACK OF SELF ESTEEM FROM THESE DAY ONWARDS WOULD BE AN INSULT TO LANDO. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOO? I CANNOT TELL THIS MAN THAT I’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE 2019. “What are you thinking pretty, are you uncomfortable with me?” “NO, no Lan, I um I uh um I just am starstruck at the moment.” “Haha, so shall we?” He tilts his head hinting me we should go to his car.
“Yes, let’s go” and I follow him. “you have a very pretty car”, I say and he opens the door for me. Ugh!!! Such a gentleman. “now I’ll have a pretty company to drive this pretty car” he replies SUCH A FLIRTTTTTTT. We sat In his car and he drives. Suddenly I get a text from lily. Oscar is having health issues so we are in the hospital. They do not allow visitors at this time so spend time with your crush ;). I sigh looking at text and Lando asks me if everything is alright. I tell him what lily texted and that we cannot go to them right now so he should drop me at the hotel. Lando: “well,  it’s your first time here in London and spending the evening at the hotel is not the most rational thinking. Let me show you the places if you are not uncomfortable.” “Uh no, I’m totally fine but you must be busy considering you have a race next week.” I say. “Trust me y/n, I can make time for you”. Oh my god. He has his way with words. My heart is melting and if I spend even a minute more with him, I’m gonna fall in love with him. He takes me to watch sunset but fuckkkkk uk’s weather. It started raining as we parked the car and went 10 mins up walking. Now idk what to do. I’m drenched and I’m wearing a white shirt.  He looks at me with his intense eyes and gives me his jacket to cover me up. “Uh thank you” I say. “It isn’t for you, it’s for me. I dont wan’t anyone looking at you when you are looking this hot”. What did he just sayyyyy? We rushed back to his car.
“ Look y/n, I really wanted to show you the sunset and ask you out for the coffee and since that didn’t work out because of this damn weather and look at you at the moment. You look so sexy with this wet hair and the white shirt. I’m known to be a good driver but at the moment you are driving me crazy. Please let me take you back to my apartment please?” My heart races as I hear him say those words. I’ve been thinking about him a lot specially when I’m alone at my room but now since it is happening in real life, my brain cannot process this all. We go back to his apartment and it’s amazing. I open the jacket he provided me earlier and give him back. I need to change my outfit. 
I want to ask where the bathroom is but he has been staring at me since I opened the jacket.  “Lando, I um ” . “Don’t look at me with those big brown eyes, I dont know what I’ll do next” he says. Fuck he is so hot, it’s turning me on and his curls are wet and I can’t stop thinking about what’s underneath that shirt of him. “SHOW me”. I say
He looks at me confused and says “what?”. “Show me what you’ll do next”. before I could see his reaction to my words, he pulled me by my waist and kissed me. That kiss, like a fairytale crescendo, outshone every sensation I've ever known. I melted right there. I wanted the time to stop and I didn’t wanna let that man go. He pulled back and looked into my eyes “so you have wanted this no y/n? You were just playing hard to get. Your body wants me as much as I want you sweetheart”. I was too turned on to reply what he had to say. “Shut up Lan” I said as I pulled him by his collar. Fuck why isn’t he coming close. “Y/n, my baby, I have a good neck exercise. You’re too weak for that”. This man is a tease and I need him right now. “Lan, I’m gonna walk away from here and sleep with the first man I see if you dont kiss me right now”. His eyes darkened as he heard those words coming from my mouth. He grabbed me by my neck and pulled me closer. “Cocky? Huh I know no one can make you wet if it’s not me, tell me you are mine and I’ll touch you”. I know I have to give myself to him because he will not touch me if I don’t say what I’m told. “Lan, I’m yours, all yours. Now, pl..” I couldn’t even complete what I was about to say an he kissed me. Harder this time, much intense and much sexier than earlier. He bit my lower lip and used his tongue. He is a pro. He slowly goes down to my neck and place soft kisses and I’m already wet. I try to unbutton his shirt but I can’t because my hands are cold and they are shivering. He understands what I need and rip his shirt off. Oh god he is so hot underneath that shirt. I look at his body with lusty eyes as I kiss his chest and proceed to move down while holding eye contact with him. He doesn’t let me go down and pulls me up and kissed me. He unbutton my shirt and undo my bra. He kisses every square inch of my body and squeeze my boobs. “Wow!! They are handful, I love them” he says. “Baby, can I go down on you” he asks me as if I was about to stop him. Who in the world could resist Lando Norris? I bit my lower lip and say “please”. He kisses my inner thighs, teases me and licks me. Wow he sure is best at everything he does. He press my lower abdomen as he continues eating me out. I moan in pleasure. “Uhh umm Lan”
“Baby” I roll my eyes. “keep making those sounds for me love” 
“I’m about to .. uh”
He knows I’m about to finish so he pulls himself away. Such a tease 😈 . I know what he wants.
“Baby I need you inside of me, NOW.” I say and didn’t even notice him taking off his pants already. “See what you’ve done to me”. He looks at my eyes and demands me to see him. “Can you take all of it?” He winks. “ try me” I say. I know he loves playing so I go along with it. He puts his little (BIG) lando inside of me and I scream in pain or should I say pleasure. “Baby you feel so good” he thrusts faster. “Harder Lannie” he knows the rhythm. He knows when to go slow and hard and when fast. “Mhmmm” he moans near my ears and I know he is enjoying it as much as I am. “Baby, I’m about to come” he says. And goes faster. We both finished at the same time and that was amazing. He takes it off of me and places a kiss on my forehead. “We need to clean the mess we have made baby.” And lays beside me. “I’m too tired for that Lan. Let’s clean it later” I say. “Y/n, will you be my girlfriend? I don’t want this to end. I want you everyday.”
Oh my god this man is a GENTLEMAN.
“Yes my love”. And we cuddle and sleep. 
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posallys · 3 months
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all right here is my word vomit live watch
IMMEDIATELY i am slapped in the face by toby stephens as poseidon i am FERAL
THE LUKE AND PERCY PARALLEL “LOOK, YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE A HALFBLOOD” OH MY FUCKING GOD
THE MISSING LUKE AND PERCY TRAINING SCENES OH DEAR LORD THANK YOU THANK YOU
“When am i ever going to use this” percy i LOVE YOU
“So you can use them against your opponent” OH BOY
Finally some action i love a good sword fight
But where's annabeths necklace imma kill people
Ooh some god strength okay okay tasty
HELL YEAH POSEIDON POWERS FUCK HIS SHIT UPPPPPP 
“I WARNED YOU. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO I AM” OH I LOVE THE ENERGY YESSSS FUCK YEAH
GO OFFF PERCY 
“AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A KID”
Ares didn't curse him i hate it here
OH WHAT IS THAT VOICE
OH MY GOD THE CABIN SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
this can go one of two ways
“Violent seismic activity” MMM YUMMY
UH HULLO THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED ALECTO!???
I lied there was a secret 3rd way this could have gone and it happened 
OOP THERE’S THE NECKLACE
“Where's the glory in that” wow tell me you don't understand Percy's character without telling me you don't understand Percy's character 
“I don't have an appointment” THATS SO FUCKING ICONIC OF HIM
Wait i kind of fuck with this olympus i was picture all white and pristine but this FUCKS
“SHOULDN'T THEY BE JUST AS AFRAID OF US AS WE ARE OF THEM” OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT 
“you're learning fast” OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
“Things that are small and scary….” BROOOOOOOOOOOO
the show has rights for the luke and percy content and posally and percabeth and that's IT
LANCE REDDICK ❤️❤️❤️ greatest of all time rest in peace ❤️ (you'll always be Cedric daniels to me)
Ohhh king he does a bad ass zeus
Where's poseidon though DONT TAKE HIM FROM ME 😭😭😭
Lance ily
Lance reddick zeus you're perfect to ME
OHHHHH YES GOOD SHIT
percy jackson king of audacity 
AGHHHHHJJJDHH POSEIDON I LOVE YOU BRIAN BROMEN OH FUCK YES IM. SNKDKKWKWJFKMQ3LI4HRND IM VIBRATING NRJNW OHMYGID
IM THROWING UP OH MY GOD
“I SURRENDER” OH BROTHER DO I HAVE THOUGHTS THOUGHTS TOO MANY THOUGHTS FUCKKKKK
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD IM GOING TO PUKE
TOBY STEPHENS LOVE OF MY LIFE
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE UNWELL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
SHUT UP NOBODY TOUCH ME
“OBEDIENCE DOESNT COME NATURALLY TO YOU DOES IT” ohhhhhhhh brother call me an ambulance 
“I must take some of the blame i suppose” so you CAN read the books you just chose not to for the other 7 episodes….
THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED FUCK YEAHHHHHB BROTHER
HIM ONLY UNDERSTANDING THE WORD FATHER IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IM SOBBING 
POSEIDON SMILE IM DYING 
I DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM CHIRON AND THEN POSEIDONS FACE OH FUCK IM PUKING SHAKING CRYING
IM SO SO SO UNWELL IM LITERALLY INCOHERENT 
“Ares is a moron, as you noticed” STOP I LOVE HIM THERES THAT ASSHAT POSEIDON ENERGY IM LOOKING FOR
“of course we dream, why do you ask” “DO YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT MOM” I AM DEAD I DIED I ASCENDED IM FLOATING LEVITATING FLYING OH DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IM SO SO SO ILL
TOBY STEPHENS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE POSEIDON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE OH MY GOD HIM GOLDING PERCYS HEA DIM VIMITING SHITING MYSELF KILLING DYING DEAD DJFICJJWOKDKDJN FUCK ME FUCK FICK
TOBY TOBY TOBY YOURE PERFECTVTHE PAIN THE FACIAL EXPTESSUINNS IM DYING DEAD
THE PEARL KILL KILL KJAJDJWKKDJJDJDUEJJ2NH3H
I AM HYPERVENTILATING 
Not to be greedy BUT WHERE IS THE QUEEN AMING WOMEN WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT YOU CANNOT GIVE ME ALL OF THAT AND THEN NOT GIVE ME THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC LINE OF ALL TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE FUCK I AM GOING THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS WHATBTHEFUCK
there's still 20 minutes left taylor breathe it can still happen 
PERCABETH HUG MY RELIGION
annabeth luke percy trio is SOOOOO interesting to me
I hate percy knowing :( ur a bit too perceptive buddy but it's okay 
“I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GIVE THEM TO GROVER TO WEAR” SHOOT ME IT WOULD PROBABLY FEEL ABOUT THE SAME
THE GODS ARE MY ENEMY, YOU IM HERE TO RECRUIT OHHHHH BROTHER
OH HELLO BACKBITER LORE OKAY
LUKE I GET YOU I UNDERSTAND
I MET YOUR DAD *SLASH* OH THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT HIM GOOD
LUKE PERCY FIGHT MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN THIS DAY
PERCY APOLOGIZING HONEY UR TOO SWEET
ANNABETH OH FUCK OH HELLO
So tell me what are the plans for ttc now lol
I HEARD EVERYTHING ANNABETH HONEY COME HERE I NEED TO HUG YOU
I must ask….where the FUCK was this energy the rest of the season this episode is literally so insane it almost makes up for the rest of everything
“How does she feel abt all of this” ooh yummy i like the foreshadowing 
“I imagine she's thrilled” WRONG thalia would stomp freddy chases head in if given the chance
LEAH UR BRAIDS ARE GORGEOUS
stop percy had HEART EYES 24/7 FOR HER IM GOING TO COMBUST
“JUST BE A KID” IM SOBBING
THE SEARCHERS LICENSE IM CRYING SOBBING UR PERFECT GROVER 
“I'LL FIND YOU” FORESHADDDDDDDOWWWINGGGGGGGG
“NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE MEET BACK HERE NEXT YEAR”, OH I LOVE THEM IM CRYING SOBBING OH MY BABIES
MONTAUK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FUCK DUDE U CANT DO THIS 
i want poseidon to be there i know he wont be but i NEED it
Stop honey percy ilyyyyy you're such a sweetheart im kissing ur forehead and tucking u in
OH HELLO “IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP” WOOOOAHHHHHHHH OKAY
“WE'RE STILL DOING THIS” LMFAOOOOO
“TURNS OUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT THIS….COME FIND ME” CRAZY 
……MOTHERFUCKER if they dont show gabe dying im gonna riot
WHERE WAS THE REST OF MY POSALLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN'T GIVE ME SOME AND THEN TAKE AWAY THE LITTLE FROM THE BOOKS
WHERE IS SALLY MURDERING GABE HELLO
AHHH END SCENE LOL AH THE BOX
THE IMPLICATION THAT IT WAS ALL POSEIDON……..WHAT IF I DIE OH MY GOD
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maochira · 1 year
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Ughhh cannot stop thinking about big bro barouuuu and his teenage sibling who is lazyyy and hates cleaning their room so their somehow “encouraging” barou to clean their room and he ends up doing it and won’t stop bitching about it later so we bake cookies for him to shut upppppp
I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE ANOTHER REQUEST AND THEN SAW A NOTIFICATION TO THIS ASK I JUST HAD TO WRITE IT IMMEDIATELY. THE BIG BRO BAROU BRAINROT SO STRONG RN I SWEAR
Requests open! - current writing event - masterlist
Tags: gn!younger sibling!reader, a bit of swearing
"Oh my fucking god." Barou says as he enters your room. "What the actual fuck."
"It's not that bad." You roll your eyes at him and lie back down on your bed.
Your big brother groans in annoyance. "It's more than 'that bad'. How can you live like this? It's awful." He points at the pile of clothes on the floor. "Put it in the laundry basket right fucking now." He instructs in a strict voice.
"Huh? Those are clean clothes I haven't put into my closet yet."
"This can't be real." Barou gets more and more frustrated. He grabs your arm to pull you out of bed. "Clean your mess. Right now."
"But that's exhausting..." You whine like a child to tease your brother a little. "How about you help me?" You suggest, trying to hide your grin.
Barou takes another glance at your room. "Without my help, you wouldn't even be able to clean up anything anyways. Your room looks awful."
And that's how you got your brother to help you. From the moment you asked him to help, your intention has been to let him do everything. But you knew he wouldn't do that if you straight up asked him to do it on his own.
Although, you know how to get him to do it. You keep being too slow or doing things in the wrong ways, knowing they will frustrate Barou so he ends up doing those things.
And just when he throws the last piece of trash into the bin, he notices you sitting on your bed with your phone in your hand. And then he realizes he did pretty much all of the work.
In anger, he snatches the phone out of your hand and yells at you. "I can't believe you used me like this! Don't expect me to ever clean your messes again!"
Before you get the chance to answer, Barou throws your phone on your lap and storms out of the room. You call after him, but he ignores you.
That gets you thinking about the entire situation. Sure, your brother is the one who always complains about your messes, but they're your messes, so they're your responsibilities. You start feeling bad for using Barou like that, so you think about ways to apologize.
Apologizing with words doesn't feel enough. He put so much effort into cleaning your room, you feel a strong urge to put effort into something as well.
You don't know what to do, though. You try really hard to come up with something because even a day later the two of you can't be in the same room without him bitching about how you used him like a maid to clean your room.
You've had arguments a handful of times, but he's never been as resentful as he is now. Not only do you feel bad about it, but his complaining also starts getting on your nerves.
Another day later, while Barou is at soccer practice, you decide to bake his favourite cookies as an apology, hoping he will accept that.
He comes home earlier than you expected him to, so he walks in on you cleaning the kitchen from the mess you've made while baking.
"Look who can clean up their own mess,"" Barou says in a condescending tone. "If only you would have done that with your room."
"Listen, I'm sorry." You tell him.
"That doesn't make it better."
"Do cookies make it better?"
That catches Barou a bit off guard. "What?" For the first time since entering the kitchen, he takes a look at the oven.
"I made your favourite cookies. You know... as an apology."
Barou sighs and chuckles a little. "Alright, I forgive you." He ruffles your hair before he continues speaking. "I can't be mad at you for that long anyways. Even if you're an annoying little shit sometimes."
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pbaintthetb · 1 month
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Invincibl3 s2e6 (spoilers )
spoiler spoiler watchy watchy nom nom
So like I knew Rex was gonna get shot in the head, yes it was a cliff hanger, but this is invincible and we know the stakes. Nobody was going to save him. Rip dude. Just as you were getting more tolerable.
Earth be fucked, wonder what the Lizard League want. Also like comics, so fatal injuries don't mean death, dying doesn't mean death
Immortal and Invincible's beef, but the way Immortal just crumples in acknowledgement when mark goes "I'm stronger and faster than you and you know it." like yeah, glad about this, it's not time for egos
the tension in the sequid scene though oof- and just as I thought it popped, oh no, eve and rudy adn eve's a lot more powerful and- oh there was extra juice, it's all fine
see I was originally anti "there's a duplikate prime somewhere" theory because I assumed she could only split from her original body, but thinking about the fight scene maybe that's not true. Maybe there ish hope, idk
Ummm. Rex? (~ (~ you... good?
"Perhaps you're too stupid to realise this, but you're suppposed to be dead" "SHUT UPPPPPP". lmao, deceased
bro he's punching king lizard with the jagged stump of his hand adkfalkdfjas;dklfja;sldkfjasl;dkfja;. This makes me uncomfy. Is the shard of bone like a knife?
OMG SHRINKING RAE WAS STILL ALIVE IN THERE!!!! I was hoping she'd just shrunk down again, yayayayayay. Maybe Kate prime is somewhere
Lmao, love the play back to the astronauts being executed where Mark is all, "Oh I understand" **jump cut to them runnign away**
hmm interesting, mark: you can't kill shapesmith, that would be bad, as a result I shall kill all of you. (Look I do know it's more complicated, a lot more, it was just when Mark went out and started destroying the ships and consequently dooming the martians within them made me wonder) Oh, they can happily float in space. Ok I take it back
fucking hell the room full of Kate's bodies
look I said it last time but I really like the fact that even if they don't spend a lot of time on it, Eve and Rex's history feels kinda fleshed out by all the spaces and stuff around it. This episode it's all the guardians looking at Shrinking rae's room while Eve is alone staring at Rex. he's a dick, he was a dick to her,they have an understanding of each other they can't get rid of even if they want to. Due to their work he will always be a part of her life even if he's not a friend Idk. I like it
"I loved many others before Kate. All of them died as well." -> immortality is a horror
Amber and Mark :-( the invisible wall of everything Invincible between them and they want to climb it and they can't. They can't.
I did not think Rex would be the person that Mark unloaded to, like at all. Ever. But I can see how unloading to the guy who doens't really like you and doesn't reallyl know you but still knows about you is easier than uh, Eve, his mum, or amber. still
What is it about being a superhero, where we go around saving lives, while ruining them at the same time."
Yeah yee, Debbie's sharp
see I like this other nanny, but I'm also kinda concerned as to how the GDA wants to raise Oliver
I like the cutting in Amber's and Mark's conversatins with Eve and Art respectively about their relationship issues, like how they kinda feel the same, the fact that they are really suited for each other but ultimately it doesn't work
.... the immortal can hold his breth in space? also oof rip allen, he just trying to be friendly- yay mark showed up to intervene!
also qustion how long can mark hold his breath? also also, lmao allen not knowing where mark lives
i love allen's speech patterns
.... viltrumites killing viltrumites don't kill each other much- anymore??? wdym "anymore"
appreciate mark saying he has responsibilites on earth, e.g. amber, oliver
oooooh the books
"Fucking martian, it wasn't enough that you left me to die on mars. You had to trash my place, too?" simultaneous LMAO and OOF and also oh god jeesh, yeah poor guy that's gotta be some adjustment to make on return mentally, poor Rus. Jeesh. Hope he's not gonna become evil though, pls, no one wants that
also the thing is like Shapesmith is hilarous and I love him and then I remember he fully tried to kill Rus and steal his life. That being said he is hilarious and I do love him and Rus is alive (uh, unintentionally) so uh, all's well that ends well?
actual 3rd serious question is, didn't Shapesmith move into the guardians cos he didn't know how to pay rent? How does Rus still have a place.
Oh fuck, as soon as I saw him coughing/spluttering I was like, shit he's gonna throw up a sequid isn't he. Well. Well le fuck.
poor guy :-(((, worrst luck in teh world. Which is also hilarious but jeez, Rus cannot catch a break, back on earth, thrown into a cess pit, and basically dies part way through tidying, poor dude
lmao Angstrom walking through the universes- was one of them the walking dead?. Anyway I haven't forgotten about Angstrom, but htere's been so much shit going on he'd been low on the radar and now it's all, oh god please no not now sir argghh- like i fully get his motivations but PLS NOH
i liekd this epiosde!, probably less than 5 but yeah deffo liked it
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weirdcat1213 · 8 months
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fuck
here we go
vol 10 thoughts
chap 1:
-IMIMIMIM NOT READY FOR THISSSS
-nooo dont make me read it, im too broken already
-NOOOO SHUT UPPPPPP
-delusion oh dear geesus
-DONT ASK THAT WHY WOULD ASK THAT :C
-stfu wolfwood please, ik you love him and admire him but stfu pls
-huh
-oh right....this is how...yeap
-please leave wolfwood just fucking leave
-although yeah thats interesting, im not sure if he thought vash or someone would come for him but yeah, if he actually thought that was the end he would have taken the vials...hmmm
-or maybe not. maybe he was ready to defend the orphanage and be done with it
-ouch
chap 2:
-HE TOOK NO DISCIPLE THAT WAS KIDNAPPING BASICALLY FUCK YOU
-livio ill say this with love....rn i do not fucking care about your self worth/attachment issues. he can go to hell, he and his stupid fucking gun
-OH NO THE CHILDREN
-LMAO HER PLAN WAS GOOD AND THE CHILDREN WERE LIKE "YEAH NO"
-go to FUCKING HELL CHAPEL SHUT UUUUP
-SHUT UP YOU KNOW HES SENSITIVE ABOUT THAAAAAT
-FUCKER
-well this is fucked this is so fucked (may i remind the people this is my 2nd reading)
-ah yey, the tears are here
-"we could have done this as a team" then WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. NOW YOURE IN THIS FUCKING PAINFUL AND STUPID POSITION. YOU KNOW WHATS SHES FUCKING RIGHT, YOU NEVER LISTENED TO HER NOR VASH AND WENT TO DO SHIT ON YOUR OWN, AND NOW YOURE HERE. YOU AND YOUR FUCKING NEED OF DOING EVERYTHING ALONE CUZ THATS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS. YOU CARRIED YOUR LONELINESS FOR YEARS, BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO REALIZE YOU WERE NEVER ALONE, BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW ISNT IT??? YOU PRECIOUS STUPID DUMBASSS
-this is literally where the fun ends (kinda)
-OH THANK GOD YOURE FUCKING HERE FINALLY
-oh this is when i start to cry like a baby oh geesus
chap 3:
-WHY DO YOU THINK HE CAME YOU DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSS (ily)
-wolfwood i fucking swear-
-razlo can you not, youre scaring the children, the readers and me
-also the ultimate pacifist vs the ultimate "what if i make a hole in your head for funsies"
-silly me thought the 1st time"oh vash is here so literally nothing can happen"....ja
-yeap, theres also that
-if the book club survives this i would love to buy everyone virtual drinks actually. the people who dont drink can have a nice lemonade
-SPIN THAT FUCKER WOLFWOOD :D
-NOT THEM NOT TRUSTING HIS ANGEL ARM PLSSSS
-"im a friend of nicholas" i may throw up out of sadness
-oh thats cruel for you? really?
-good fucking riddance old man
-razlo stop i dont want to sympathize with you rn
-VASH QUICK DO SOMETHING-
-THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING COUPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-"they switched to fighting as a team" im gonna eat glass
-i love how this chapter ends. thanks for the goofy moment before you pluck my heart out in front of my eyes, nightow
-also if you dont see how thats the face of someone trying to confess something really important but failing idk what to tell you
chap 4:
-"death omen" SHUT UP NIGHTOW
-YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :c
-[side note but if orange animates this is gonna hurt like HELL cuz they have highlighted a lot wolfwood's thing with survival so...yeah]
-STOP MAKING YOUR HUSBAND SAAAAAAAAD
-oh...oh no
-HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING NOW SHUT IT
-THE FUCKING. FUCKING. TOUCH
-OW
-those fucking eyes damn hes pissed
-OW RIGHT, HIS NOSE...AH
-oh..oh honey no pls dont leave pls dont leave him alone ik you understand whats gonna happen but please dont please come back-
-oh that blank panel, oh geesus
-YA BRATTTTT
-FUCK OFF RAZLO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
chap 5:
-i dont get much about this fight ngl
-razlo's eye is so cool but also FUCK OFFFFFFF
-FASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
-OHOHOHOH YEAH LETS GO LETS HIT IT
-DAMN
-PUNCH IN THE FACE BITCH
chap 6:
-not the...not the fucking parallel with vash and razlo....nightow why
-HAHGSYU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BLOOD
-wait what-
-VASH TO THE RESCUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-nononononononNONONONONO NO
-right right, i fell for it again
-THATS IT WE WIN- AH NO SHIT FUCK
-i told you he was a cunt razlo
-oh shit thats, thats beautiful
-i dont mean this as a negative thing against nightow/the story...BUT DID LIVIO'S FUCKING IDEA HAD TO BE THIS FUCKING LATE????? YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME
-yey...hes back
chap 7
-for the love of geesus pls dont make me read this
-this is more from a personal standpoint but it makes me so fucking sad he felt guilty at the idea of going back to the orphanage cuz no matter what that was always his home, a place he could have come back to. not everyone has one of those. but alas, now its too late
-.....no. he doesnt care that you are a killer or that you have one of the coins, that you were gonna betray him anytime. he doesnt care wolfwood so fucking stop trying to be the villain here.
-ik fucking know why wolfwood doesnt wanna go....but fucking damn it
-this chapter is so quiet. the 1st time i was listening to mr bluesky but the chapter's lack of music just fits.
-maybe YOU are alright but im not. ill never be alright with this
-when i get my own place im not buying a couch and thats a promise
-"smile needle noggin" [crying pause]
-IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT
-god literally has never made vash any favors ever and the ONE TIME he needed someone bigger than everything else...nothing happened
-"and we can celebrate" WHY DID NIGHTOW PAINTED HIS FUCKING DEATH LIKE A CELEBRATION??? YES, HE GETS HIS FREEDOM BACK, HE GETS TO GO HOME, TO SEE HIS FAMILY, TO SHARE A DRINK WITH HIS SOULMATE BUT I CANT STAND IT I CANT
-ofc you did, wolfwood has never been good at lying
-and there it is, til death do them part as they say idk
-...............................................................................................................
chap 8
-im gonna eat my hand, glass, my computer, my house, the world-
-so...do we think that grave was just laying around or...
-DONT YOU FUCKING ASK THAT (IKIKIKIK BUT STILL, LIKE LOOK AT VASH'S EYES HE GETS IT)
-CALL ME STUPID BUT I GENUIENLY FORGOT ABOUT THE HAIR
-literally "stay away from him asshole"
-imagine knowing for a fact you broke something really important inside your brother and laughing about it
-baby oh my baby your hair, your little and stupid blond hair
-orange you have hinted at this so many times and let me tell you one thing, if you do it it has to hurt in the best way possible because this scene deserves nothing but the best
-i respect and wonder how nightow is so good at comic relief. its still a sad scene, everything fucking hurts, the reader will never be the same again...but he can put bits and pieces of comedy that make you chuckle or at least smile to then continue to hit you with a bat
-NOT THE JESUS ALLEGORY CARRYING A FUCKING CROSS, go to hell nightow
-and thats his cross?....to survive?????? im dead
-oh so he doesnt take it? ngl after this my first reading turned into a blur, god knows what i was thinking
im..........yeah. i fucking hated that, as i thought i would
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skeletood · 1 year
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Another week another stupid boys posting :]
New episode thoughts as always under the read more,
YAYYY THE EPISODES EVERYBODYS BEEN WAITING FOR im so excited they were great
Tobacco Farmers:
- Poor Van D, im surprised he even tries anymore he should know better at this point also for some reason Butthead referring to him as “That Hippy” made me laugh way too hard
- GOD HOLY FUCK. BEAVIS LIKE DEBATING LORD-ING OVER A STUPID LYRIC GOT TO ME WAY MORE THAN IT SHOULDVE “Let’s just say, hypothetically for the sake of argument, there was a pool on the edge of a cliff JUST HUMOR ME ON THIS-” shut up who showed this kid Ben Shapiro. speaking of that theyd think hes such a dork but thats a whole other tangent
- “I swear to god bitch if you dont shut your damn trap”
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we’ve been so blessed with so many GREAT Butthead faces lately he’s been such a bitch too. im all over it
- SIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. SPIT THOSE OUT RIGHT NOW
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actual toddler behavior
- See? They’re good boys they're helping  :]
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REALLY GOOD EPISODE!!!! Honestly the video segment had me laughin harder than the episode itself but still fun and entertaining. 
And now with the Big Bad of the releases
Married:
- Okay!! I guess no new apartment for the boys...... saaaadge :[ I was kinda hoping SOMEWHAT that Pardon Our Dust would have consequences? But I’m fine with the usual no continuation between eps
- I ALSO LIKE SEEING THE OLD FARTS INTERACTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE MORE THIS SEASON its really interesting i love that theyre just the stupid old neighbors like we all knew theyd be
- HOW ARE YOU SO SMALLLLLLLLL
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- SHOCKED to see that they have a car? boys where’d you get that
- Getting married due to laziness 1. expected 2. yea id do the same
- GOD FUCK NOT THE SILLY VOICES SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. I CANT STAND YOU!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEZE SHUT UP BUTTHEAD SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT THE GAY VOICE them going back and forth on bits GODDDD
- YAY apartment lore!!! 
- SHUT UP I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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- “Good for you!” thats right, good for them these bitches gay!
- IM SO GLAD THEY WROTE IN A STUPID COUPLE ARGUMENT theyre such a couple through and through they dont even have to like get all romancey to solidify it more theyre just Like that. its everything i want 
- :]
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- AND THE SUNSET LETS GO FUUUUCK YEAH
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“We’re good just the way we are” Damn fuckin right you are. Nothing has to change its not like they were ever gunna separate anyways????? Like. this just makes so much sense to me :]
Okay this episode was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be. Stupid miscommunications, the fake couple argument, deciding they don’t feel like getting divorced AND going off into the sunset. Literally checked off EVERYTHING i had in my list of hopes for this ep (all it was missing was the cheesy romance disney ass music at the end). I wouldn’t have wanted it to turn out any other way and it cracks me tf up they still dont realize theyre married to EACH OTHER. Now, will this continue into other episodes like how we saw the ending of Pardon Our Dust didn’t seem to stay canon? Idk! I doubt its ever going to be brought up again. But in my heart and mind Beavis and Butthead are now legally married, love wins or something :] somebody go update the wiki 
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So happy to see this episode finally come full circle :]
OH YEAH AND WE'RE ON A GREAT STREAK OF NO PISS DRINKING.
OVERALL STILL NO MISSES, every episode has managed to make me laugh the video segments literally had me almost falling over this time. such a great day to be a beavis and butthead fan :]
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antlerx-art · 9 months
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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 5 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️
predicting the wait and see in this one
“can i watch” hehe crowley just wants to be with aziraphale
HE MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO and “the doctor” is right behind him ahhhh british people youre so british
lol the demons just went from 10000 to 70
AZIRAPHALE STOP GIVING BOOKS AWAY
oh i love how he’s not assuming the spouse’s gender
eric you’re about to die i’m afraid
crackling at aziraphale being so stubborn about knowing french 💀
NO WAYY crowley asking the same questions as the fandom about aziraphale’s french he’s so us this season
NINA ASSUMING THEYRE TOGETHER YES YES FINALLY
“he’s not my bit on the side he’s far too pure of heart to be anybody’s bit on the side” CROWLEY YOURE. STOP. IM FINE IM FINE THIS IS FINE (this is, in fact, not fine)
uhhh crowley what are you trying to do with that rose and that wineeeee hmmm
“smitten 🥰” aziraphale please teach me irregular verbs with that smile
yes i also had this theory of gabriel faking the amnesia but that’s not likely
“you’re being silly😊”
protective crowley MORE PROTECTIVE CROWLEY YES GIVE IT TO MEEEE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU REVEALING THE TRICK IN S1
oh shit i’ve been dreaming about this moment “when you told my only friend to shut his stupid mouth and die” YES YES YESNYES CROWLEY SAY IT TELL HIM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO he took off his glasses shit shit shit
naur gabe is sad
“jimmy boyeeh”
JUMP OUT OF WHAT
he’s gonna stop him right
yep
RIGHTTTT THE MATCHBOX I FORGOT
HAND ON THE BACKKKKK
THIS MUSICCC so romantic i can’t wait to see the dance AND CROWLEY IS LOOKING AT HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW
mrs sandwich !! did she just change clothes
ohh what a pity Lindsay is your former partner🙄
so i wasnt hallucinating they actually change clothes as they get into the shop
gabriel’s fancy suit HELP
NOOOO MAGGIE YOURE IN TROUBLE
yes crowley put those demons in their place SHOUT AT THEM
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN THEYRE ABOUT TO DANCE
aziraphale also made a miracle to make everyone speak like they’re in the 19th century?
MAGGIE AND NINA MOMENTTTT it’s the scene ITS THE SCENE FROM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
okay now give me aziracrow dancing
crowley stop worrying and think about the ball challenge
AZIRAPHALE PLEASE GRAB HIS ARM AND MAKE CROWLEY DANCE WITH YOU thanks bye
ohhh andrew o’neil is mutt’s (?) spouse that’s why azi used they/them before I LOVE THIS CHARACTERRR I LOVE THIS SHOW
WHY DOES JIM HAVE TO BE SO FUNNYYY
OH
MY
GOD
“well perhaps you could tell me while we dance” IM GOING TO DISCORPORATE
OH SHITTTTTT
HE DID IT HE GRABBED HIS HAND THEYRE ACTUALLY GOING TO DANCE
hi shax can you please come back later this is too important
I CAN SEE THEM IN THE BACKGROUND
“i don’t mind hard work” MAGGIEE you’re so sweet
THEYRE DOING IT THEYRE DANCING AZIRACROW DANCING THIS IS REAL THIS IS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF ME IT’S REAL REALITY IM SEEING WITH MY EYEBALLS IVE ALMOST FALLEN OFF MY CHAIR
THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING AHHHH I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS COHERENT THOUGHTS
I MADE A FANART OF THIS WITH THESE EXACT COLOURS OHHH I HAVE TO PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
shax interrupted the ball HOW DARE YOU????
surrender the angle 📐
no stop don’t harm humans
GABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
THE FLUFFY COAT WHY SO DRAMATIC 💀💀
NOOOOOO THEY CANT RECOGNIZE HIM
YESS CROWLEY HAS STUDIED LAW!
i cant believe he’s democratically telling them that they can’t attack
OH I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED HE JUST MADE IT UP LOL
“happy anniversary love” AWH
“you’re a good lad” / “not actually, either” GENDERFLUID CROWLEY MY BELOVED
“why don’t you stand up for yourself? make your own plans” / “i am, but rescuing me makes HIM SO HAPPY” SHUT UPPPPPP AZIRAPHALE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE I KNOW YOU LIKE BEING RESCUED SHUT UP this show is so not real it can’t be
HELLO AGAIN MURIEL! police officer moment
“ARREST ME”? GIRL WHAT
THIS DIALOGUE IS SO CUTE I LOVE ALL THIS CROWLEY CONTENT
angel crowley on his waaaaay
FINISHED EP 5 OOHHHHH WHAT A ROLLER COASTER I CANT BELIEVE I ONLY HAVE ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS CANT BE ALMOST OVERRRR
(I had to rewrite some of this since tumblr decided not to save my post, but i could remember the best bits of the deleted part so it is authentic)
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jovalencia · 28 days
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speaking of class there's this suuuuuuper pretty girl with a pretty name and clips in her hair and very sparkly eyes and we kept making eye contact and I was like heyyyy. well actually after class I was suuuper smooth and was like "have you ever heard of late lavrentios you look just like her" and she was like "no I haven't but you need to show me" so we chatted while I pulled the pic up and I said "I just need to find one of her where her ass isn't out" like oh my god shut upppppp. but I pulled the pic up and they don't look That similar but they do and I was watching six feet above earlier so kate is fresh in my mind but yeah. if I can't romance the cute guy with the very neat google jamboard from last quarter who's also in my psych class this quarter then I'll have to romance her. I say as if I have Ever attempted to romance anybody in my life
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eganeyes · 2 months
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first and last mota new ep live thoughts
end of a beginning continuity of an era etc etc
full on spoilers under cut
oh god
rosie saying coca cola to prove that he’s an american to the russians is honestly very him coded rosie ilu
I LOVEEE how his current fort trusts him so to get them out of berlin
macon and alex shooting the shit with solomon :(((
“how you doing”
DOUGIE I MISSED YOUUUUUUU
YES MAJOR??? had me seething when that guys were just laughing and shit when the boys were abt to fly WITHOUT CHUTES??? blakely :((
ham and bucky??? BRADY (?) GOING “BUCKY WARNED U” what in the little brothers is going on
solomon helping the nazi :(((( they don’t deserve you
that nazi guard must be the newest batch or something he had me so fucking pissed shutttt the fuck up
the buckies telling them to not run in the factory their yells has got to be the loudest damn
THE TRAIN SCENEEE???? fuck absolutely everything what gay ass shit is this buck outrightly saying that his life would be shit without bucky oh my god
them comforting solomon……daniels,,,buck,,,,calling him solly,,,,,,,bucky instantly pressing up to him when solomon starts freaking out about being in nurnberg,,,,christ,,,the buckies telling him to calm down so the panic wouldn’t spread :((
oh rosie at the camp
oh
:((((((((((((
not even the earth that covers our bones will remember us
daniels, demarco,,,,
ffffff bucky yelling at the head guard and  bucky glenn crank etc pulling him away I’m
john look at me this isn't u bb
sorry
I’m right behind you
don’t shoot
shut the cfjcuakasupf
‘you touch one hair of his head you’ll have a riot’ ahaha ha haah
FFFFFFF when buck yelled go i evaporated
WHEN ROSIE GOT BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE WAY THEY WELCOMED HIM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THE WAY THEY RANNNN WITH HIS JEEPPPPPPP ‘aggie my friend’ fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu he promotes gentle parenting i believe rosie ilu
oh rosie and croz oh oh
oh them welcoming back buck oh oh lemmons oh oh
‘egan wouldn’t let us ship it to your folks’ AND THEY KEPT IT EVEN WHEN EGAN WAS GONEEEE?
my buddys just mia do you want me to disappear to the abyss
THE DEUCE SHUT UP I SWEAR
croz hesitating but bulldozing asking about bucky oh wow
OH???? ACTUAL BUCKY ALEX SHOOTING THE SHIT??????????????
can’t screenshot shit anymore in appletv iHATE IT HEERHEHEREEEEE LET ME SAVE THE SHOT OF ALEX GRIPPING BUCKYS SHOULDERSSSSSSSSSS
bucky and alex searching for the flag oh oh
the pole and eveythning oh
oh he’s gorgeous what the fuck
bucky probably didn’t know if buck made it out alright and him airing the flag alive when he was the one who pushed to escape oh i feel sickkkk 
bucky sitting wihtw brady and crank the visuals alone could punt me to the sun
demarco laughing in the back with macon!!!!! they’re besties i know it
all the flag being waved :(((
every scene of rosie checking the plane before every flight is so important to me
DOUGIEEEEE
“i usually take the left seat well always actually” ffff “its an honor” :(
kenny never flying when he’s the one building these planes hooooh and ‘never had a reason to fly’ and now he’s flying to drop food aid oh my love
bucks smile when the engine starts oh he loves flying for real
kennys smile :(((( “hows the view kenny”
something about opening bomb bay doors and watching through the glass how tiny little parachutes and boxes dropped and people running to them instead of heavy bombs destroying everything and no one walking away from it much less with a smile
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP HE KNEW???? FROM THAT GURGLING ASS RADIO THAT IT WAS BUCKY??????? HE KNEWWWWWWWWW?????????????????????????
HE CALLLED HIM GALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
well
well this is just
shut upppppp stone in my shoe?? shut up shut up what the fuck
oh I’m back :((((((
lemmons and his kids oh
in the interest of saving lives the ceasefire began yesterday
oh they’re kissing each other on the cheeks as celebration that’s cuteee
blakely and dougie trying to drown someone in whiskey akfjsfkla
buck and bucky moment alone…. and bucks drinking from the flask
where’s the rest of the guys sigh no tuskegee boys reunion???
“you want me to bring my infant son to a jazz club” 😭😭😭
their smiles ohh
THAT’S ITTTTTT?
well okay then
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chainsaw-dick · 8 months
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"only psychopaths eat meat" OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP
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mobolanz · 6 months
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SISTERS FB WATCH: I can't believe you picked it up & I never back down from a wave fight
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Awwwww :(
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*she grips into the pillow* My anger issues....
Go get it back ... it's okay to be selfish... why is she not being selfishhhh.
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Hiro coincidentally right after she says that : so selfish
AGHHH! (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻
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For once I'm starting to agree with his anger! Turn him into a sheep and throw him!
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Oh god NO. NOT YOUUU .
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No shigure you should leave her locked thereeee
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Why didn't you lock the damn doorrrr
She should just take the brat with her and leaveeee
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....shigure? 😰
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Are you sure this is the right anime...? That's the home of scary one right? Oh there she is.
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They're so fucking annoying it's like a reverse of yandere simulator but so many against one girllll
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SHUT UPPPPPP (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ
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Tf are they touching her stuff for that's so rudeeee😐😐😐
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Just put a curse on those girls already. Like idk they get out of the house and we see 3 frogs instead
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Haaaaa xD
MAN THOSE FANGIRLS ARE SO STUPID! Just like those gang girls like broo they're obsessed!
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haruhey · 1 year
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chronological thoughts of THE WALKING DEAD FINALE???
- im literally SO EXCITED
- SOMEONE HELP JUDITH SHES LIKE 3
- NOOO THE STORM TROOPERS
- lmaooo daryl got got
- omg judith doing the absolute most rn
- im sorry passed out daryl is such a funny shot
- if i dont see rick i will throw a fit
- OMG first girl off my list
- CAROL LEADING THEM IKTR ❤️
- OMG JUST A HARD CUT??
- aw omg i feel so bad for him
- NOO 5 MINUTES IN AND IM SOBBING BYEEEEE
- NOO I LIKED HIM A LOT
- I HAD FAITH IN HIM
- they r really going thru it
- OMG MY HEADCANON OF HIS BLOOD TYPE WAS RIGHT???? im publishing that fic rn
- stop sharing looks ur gonna make me scream
- judith if u die im gonna kill u
- PRINCESS SAVUNG UR MAN FRRRRR THIS SHIT IS VALID ASF !!!
- NEGAN GET AWAY FROM MAGGIE GET AWAY BACK
- THAT TRUCK IS MASSIVE
- COCO IS SAFE COCO IS SAFE IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMM THIS SHOW IS SO AWESOME
- omg judith is alive thats so legendary
- she had plot armour anyways
- tender daryl ik he slayed ❤️❤️
- JUST KEEP HER BARRICADED
- omg ik it
- omg who tf was that that died
- UMMM they’re fucked
- i would simply die i could not survive this sorry to daryl but im different
- CLIMB FASTER ROSITA’S GONNA DIE
- SHES GONNA DIE
- ROSITA SLAY ROSITA SLAY
- my heart is literally beating out of my fucking chest holy shit
- omg i forgot about tomi i hope he survives
- tomi is kinda…
- hey tomi….?
- I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID THAT TO MY GIRL LYDIA
- NO JERRY IS GONNA BE FINE HE HAS SO MANY KIDS HE’LL BE OKAY IF HE DIES I’M GONNA THROW A FIT
- MAGGIE DOESNT NEED SHIT FROM YOU NEGAN
- whatever negan i hate you i hate yoy i hate you so much i hate you sooooo much
- at least he’s apologizing genuinely now
- ok coco is so cute
- EUGENE IS SO CUTE MY PATHETIC BABY
- look at how far he’s come
- NOOO SHE GOT BIT NOOOO
- ur really cramping her vibe rn eugene get over urself
- I LOVE THEM SO MUCH UR HONOR PLEASE 😭😭😭
- rosita it should have been gabriel ik im so sorry it should have been ME
- CARYL PARENTS 🫶🫶🫶🫶
- THEYRE KILLING PEOPLE????
- ummmm
- EZEKIEL SLAY ily ily
- omg caryl just radio silent
- OOOO BIG BAD FIGHT BIG BAD FIGHT SLAYYYY
- OMG THAT GIRL FROM THE KINGDOM IS STILL HERE thats so awesome i love her
- YOU SHOT A CHILD LMAOOOOOO
- HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO MANY WALKERS
- slay gabriel
- omg daryl gained consciousness
- JUST ALL FIGHT THE WALKERS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER YALL HAVE A COMMON ENEMY
- SLAY DARYL SLAY
- KILL HERRRR KILL HERERR
- JERRY IS ALIVE IK MY MAN WOULD MAKE IT IK IT JERRY I LOVE YOUUUUUU
- lmao lance
- she fucked him ik she did
- sniper on the rooftop
- OMG A ROCK DIVERSION
- i just know @belatalbotgf is getting flashbacks
- omg they have little codenames thats awesome
- OMG THEYRE BLOWING THEM UP
- simply a rick parallel
- OH MY GOD THEY BLEW UP EVERYTHING
- carol looks so hot rn im sorry im distracted
- SHE IS SO PETTY I LOVE HERRRR
- omg leaving w her boytoy in tow that’s such a power move
- i wish maggie would just be toxic and kill him
- GLENN WAS BEAUTIFUL I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE LIKE THAT AGAIN SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP UR CRAZY FOR THIS MAGGIE
- MAGGIE SLAY DONT FORGIVE HIM
- BECAUSE ALL I HAVE ARE MEMORIES AND I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER GLENN LIKE THAT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP
- OMG A MEAL LIKE RICK’S DREAM SEQUENCE
- CAROL LAUGHING SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 🫶🫶🫶
- omg negan giggling and blushing after daryl nodded to him
- YES A SAPPHIC COUPLE
- NO ROSITA PLEASE
- NOOOO ROSITA
- oh judith knows what’s up
- MY GIRLIES PLEASE 😭😭😭 THEY DONT DESERVE THIS IM SORRY ROSITA IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME PLEASE ROSITA YOU DIDNT DESERVE THIS
- THE SHOT OF HER SHAKING HAND WHEN GABE GRABBED COCO THIS SHOW IS SICK AND TWISTED
- TIMESKIP
- omg he named his kid after risita
- EZEKIEL IS THE GOVERNER SLAYYYYYY
- MICHAEL MERCER LOOKS SO HAPPY PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE
- CONNIE AND DARYL ARE SO CUTE
- STOP WAIT JUDITH R U KIDDING ME NO WAY
- fuck its negan nvm i thought it was rick whatever
- CAROL SHORT HAIR AGAIN IM IN LOVE
- EVERYONE LOOKS SO HAPPY SHUT UPPPPP
- carol is so gorgeous beautiful and show-stopping im gonna cry
- omg maggie sent daryl to france
- STOP STARING AT HER LIKE THAT IF YOURE NOT GONNA KISS HER DARYL
- I WISH YOU WERE COMING WITH ME
- SHUT UP??? THIS IS??
- no i can FEEL this sadness shut up
- STOPPPPP
- JUST KISS GUYS
- JUST KISS
- STOPPPP THE CUDDLE BY THE LAKE???
- A HAPPY ENDING WITH CAROL SHUT UP GUYS
- THE FUCKING I LOVE YOU NO FUCKING WAY
- THE WAY HE LEANT INTO THE KISS
- THEY SAID I LOVE YOU
- HE CANT STOP STARING THIS IS CRAZY
- WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD 😭😭😭😭
- THEY SAID I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER
- RICK AND MICHONNE SHUT UP
- RICK GRIMES RICK GRIMES MICHONNE GRIMES MICHONNE GRIMES
- HERSHELLLLL
- michonne hello??? she looks so??? good???
- RICK GRIMES PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
- CALLBACK TO HER INTRO
- LEAVE RICK ALONE LEAVE HIM ALONE HES GOT PLACES TO BE
- WE’RE THE ONES WHO LIVE
- leave him alone 😭😭😭
- that was crazy i cant believe it’s over (i will not be watching the daryl spinoff)
- maggie looks so good in dead city????
- i have now fallen back in love w the walking dead this is the best show ever
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