#silliness is so essential to life

[hawnks]

dabi considers it a privilege to walk your drunk ass home. literally has to fight down a smile the whole way there.

#he’s so happy abt it #like he doesn’t understand it himself but the fact that you trust him….. #makes him feel feelings #helps you get out of your dirty clothes and cleaned up and ready for bed too #makes you a hot pocket or something #let’s you play with his hair and press messy kisses against his cheek #tw alcohol #in the tags: #hi I’m dwunk #tonight was so fun!! #i went to a party at a friends house and then I went to see another friends group play at a local dive bar #i fink I have a wittle crush on him tbh #he’s an IT head for my school and he’s been helping out in my program specifically lately #he’s also a professional DM #and he plays the fiddle in a bluegrass group #i have such a weakness for weirdos idk idk #anyway akskdkdkd #it was so fun to just hang out and be silly #missed it lately #silliness is so essential to life #silliness and the strongest margaritas I have ever experienced sjjsjdjd

[harocat]

People who don’t like Xiao Lanhua are weak and won’t survive the winter.

#love between fairy and devil #honestly what is even annoying about her but ‘her voice’ #so she starts out immature? #so does he #in a way he’s even more so #it’s not his fault per se but it’s really not her fault either #she’s essentially been alone for most of her life #but she’s so funny and silly at the beginning and she’s so brave and stubborn #like she’s honestly hilarious in the early eps #I get a very brief bit of annoyance but I can’t imagine not quickly getting over it #(bc her voice IS surprising—- even though it’s basically just Esther’s real voice) #every time LBFAD comes up in Cdrama places ppl complain about her and you know they probably love the most basic ass men in other shows 🫡 #and immaturity is so much more acceptable and even considered a perk in them

[ebbpettier]

i think part of my reasoning is that "does simon snow get his magic back" doesn't immediately register in my brain as "simon snow's power is restored to him and he can cast spells again like any other magician" in my brain, he still has magic. magic is everywhere. he just can't use magic on a personal level. and as a guy surrounded by videos without closed captions at work i jus

#del/lat #THIS IS JUST A SILLY THOUGHT SORRY FOR BOUNCING OFF YOUR POST MESSOFTHEJESS #I JUST THINK ABOUT IT A LOT #simon when he lost his magic reminds me a lot of me when i first started really feeling the CursesTM #i too completely fucking caved in on myself for a very long time and thought that my life was over #turns out the time will pass anyway #IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING TO READ BUT LIKE. only because i felt called out so hard. like having an infection excised #there are elements that will always suck (i have repeatedly been told i am Stupid as if that's something i can?? do anything about???) #(buddy if i can't understand you then i can't understand you. sorry let me just flip the lever and Regain Essential Brain Function) #it sucks! and it will keep sucking. such is the way of being able to have thoughts and feelings. #but like. the sun still came up. i'm still on the right side of the dirt. if god wants me dead hes gonna have to come down here himself #watch me delete this in an hour cause i'm shy about being vulnerable on the internet #these are really good useful books for me and i felt very seen

[girlmetalsonic]

something that makes me so ill is thinking abt the parallels between gemerl and neo metal sonic. both of them went against eggman in a way that still caused destruction, but then when gemerl is defeated, hes reprogrammed, he gets a family, and a home. when neo is defeated, sure, theyre taken by shadow and omega, but nothing really comes of that. at the end of the day they let them go back.

#me posts #sth #metal sonic #gemerl #this post is NOT dissing gemerl i LOVE gemerl and i love his story so much #just to say.. i want them to meet.. i know they have in the comics but #i want them to meet and i want the parallels to be addressed.. #idk if they would hate each other or if metal would just hate sonic more but still auuuuuugh #sonic the hedgehog #i know this totally isnt canon but i like to think maybe sonic didnt want to save them as much. that maybe seeing someone so similar to him #-do such terrible things is something he doesnt want to think abt. hence why he takes the whole thing so unseriously even when metal is- #-essentially spilling their guts abt how unsatisfied they are with life in general #idk.. these tags could be a post of their own or an addition to this even. mayb when i get my thoughts more in order ill add them #man today i was planning on posting my silly comic where i from real life talk to metal sonic on the phone but no you guys get- #-ramblings from the mentally unwell instead

[bluemoonrabbit]

I just learned the cutest thing: some retired sumo wrestlers have found second careers in eldercare. It's an oddly great fit: sumo trainees have to take care of senior wrestlers physically, including helping them eat and bathe, so taking care of an elderly person is not too different. Plus, they have lived an extremely old-fashioned and traditional lifestyle, so they can relate to seniors more easily than average young people. They're trained to be hardworking and respectful, and they're knowledgeable in etiquette and Japanese tradition, all things that endear them to the elderly.

For context, sumo typically retire around 30, with only the top performers remaining in the sport longer. Since most started training at age 15, they have no life or job experience once they leave the sport. Lower-ranked retirees also don't really get any sort of pension post retirement. So they both desperately need work and have very limited prospects. One retired wrestler, Kamikawa Keisuke, realized that he was a natural fit for eldercare for the above reasons, and has since begun employing fellow retired wrestlers at his eldercare centers.

Here's Kamikawa Keisuke at one of his eldercare centers. They appear to be playing rock paper scissors, which just adds to the cuteness.

#life as a sumo sounds like hell I just want them to be happy :( #also I always heard people jokingly #talk about how sumo will bow out of a match they think they might lose #by faking some trifling injury #but I just put it together #that if a wrestler loses too many matches #and his rank falls too low #HE ESSENTIALLY LOSES HIS PENSION #it's not just silly sportsballmen saying they have an owwie out of pride #they have to maintain their rank til they retire or they could be left with nada!!! #that sucks! #exacerbating all of this is the fact that Japanese companies HEAVILY favor hiring right out of college #to the extent that some people will retake a year of school if they don't find a job by the time they graduate #so a 30 year old with no high school diploma or job experience barely has a chance #sumo wrestling #sumo

[cryptvokeeper]

Man. I wanna talk abt Rise Leo again now

#I’m SORRY it’s not my fault I picked the one everyone gets really annoying about as my favorite #No bro I’m different bro I swear bro wait please- #It’s like. I got bait-and-switched SO HARD with Leo on my first watch #I went in essentially blind outside of like. Basic knowledge of what a teenage mutant ninja turtle IS from cultural osmosis #But I didn’t know these characters I had no expectations #So I watched Minotaur Maze & I see the cocky blue jokester character whos worse than the rest of the cast and has a hint(TM) of insecurity #and I went “oh. Ive seen this character type before. This is the Lance voltron. This is the early-seasons sokka. I know how this goes.” #And I’m sort of at the point in my life where I’m over that trope Yknow? It was cool when I was 15 and hated myself but now that’s old hat. #So I didn’t care for Leo that much #And then I get to Many Unhappy Returns and that whole perception gets FLIPPED ON ITS HEAD #I REALIZE IVE BEEN PLAYED #TRICKED #BAMBOOZLED #The confidence wasn’t a ruse at all! and that reframes so much from season one and so much going forward!!! #He’s a cocky magnificent bastard and would probably be a badass hero if he gave a shit but instead is only here to be silly with his fam #And that’s AWESOME #But anyway I feel like most people never had that bait and switch moment #They just moved forward with the belief that Leo’s is a bit of a loser and hates himself for it #And then fandom does what fandom do and hyperfocuses on that one trait to the point of mischaracterization #And I’m sitting here like “I love all the content for my blorbo but oh no a lot of it’s weird and off” #Rottmnt

[nygleskas]

save me silly white boy. silly white boy save me.

#i have to go do things (watch it's a wonderful life and eat doritos). merry chrysler to anyone who celebrates #i rly wanna rw sw (save me special interest) butttttt i've been putting off this movie all day and i wanna get it done. ugh. #<- idk why but sw movies are so festive to mee like they're an essential for december u know.. #i tried posting this before 12am but firefox crashed. couldn't handle his silliness. #pretend a jean gif is here too i don't feel like opening my files up and switching folders #.txt #will answer inbox stuff tmrw i promy #greg

[cinnamon-phrog]

Had a Barbie Moment [realising how beautiful life is while sitting on a public bench]

#i'm going to document my lifes' findings #all those years i was denied this kind of freedom and i want to share it! because it makes me happy! #and i want to prove to people that happiness and living after being essentially locked away from society is in fact possible. #don't get me wrong it's hard. it hurts. it's scary. #but it's also beautiful and fun and so worth it. #i'm not talking about all that grand shit either. i'm talking about just sitting on a bench and feeding birds part of your sandwich. #picking out your own clothes that suit YOUR tastes [and budget] #even the silly tiny things like signing your returns reciept because something was too small. #i feel so much more important now and i deserve to talk about it regardless of whether people care or not. i care. #and i am so much happier- of course it has to be seen to be believed. but i am. #certainly more than i was at the start of the year. certainly more than i was last year. #the glamour might wear off but right now i'm just going to go around cautiously yet with a remarkable optimistic whimsy. #because yay!!! existence!!!!! being alive!!!! going outside!!!!!!!!! fuck you who said i couldn't!!!!!!!!!!!!! #🗨🐸

[bmpmp3]

i havent played a new otome game in so long. i need some new anime boys to imprint onto like a baby duck

#sorry i was. looking at otome game merchandise on yahoo japan #man we are starved for otoge merch in the english speaking world. theres some crazy stuff released domestically #you can buy like ten million different bags with ur anime boys face on it. anime boy themed jewelry. anime boy towels and blankets #wasnt there like a trend where people tried to see how much daily essentials they could replace with anime merch #i need to do that with otoge merch but like completely earnestly. i need people to come to my house #and see anime boy themed tableware. i need that to be my life #anyway i was looking at primarily either rubber strap keychains or tiny chibi figure keychains of my favourite boys #because. its nice to have a tiny keychain of ur favourite characters ;w; im not joking when i say that my #tiny chika takami figure keychain helped me through so much in my first year of university jkHJRKFl #its NICE to have ur favourite cartoon characters nearby to CHEER u on #but yeah i was thinking about my Special Guys. my Special Guys #sometimes its a little funny trying to explain my attachment to some of these anime boys its like #gently holds up that blonde bitch from norn9 like nobody understands him the way i do #hes my funny little guy. my silly rabbit. my right hand arm. man

[skenpiel]

ok so! uh! normally this is the moment where id go "i have a normal amount of feelings about this movie [through tears]" but that actually isnt the case this time. guess i just didnt like it as much as all the other movies in the franchise

#there were a lot of things i didnt like #for example there were a handful of plot holes to me most notably the fact that scotty was on the enterprise b when kirk 'died' #because. if that was 73 years before the movie takes place‚ and THAT was roughly 2-3 years after the tng episode relics took place #then after being freed from the transporter pattern buffer after being in there for 80 YEARS #he would have KNOWN kirk was dead #but in the episode he says 'i bet jim kirk himself hauled the old gal out of mothballs to come looking for me' #thats usually not how you talk about someone who has (to you) been dead for 7 years. #now of course that kind of timeline fluke isnt the end of the world but. well........ i guess i kinda expected better? #i sound sooooo fuckin mean and nitpicky here but trust me thats not the only reason i was disappointed #i was also upset that they essentially made data a comic relief character throughout the majority of the movie? #he had like 3 actual emotional moments and the rest was just silly goofs. he doesnt deserve to be treated like that #(although his life form song was sick. i will admit) #and soran as a character was just kinda...... disappointing. he was a cheesy villain with a pretty iffy motive #not to mention they COMPLETELY missed the chance to give us the opportunity to explore guinan more. she DEFINITELY deserved more screentime #all she was in this movie was. well? just a support character who offered a little advice and explanation and then left #that upset me a bit too bc i love guinan soooo much #i guess overall it didnt. have like. a distinct feel to it. it kinda just felt like a long tng episode with a higher budget #(but evidently not that much to show for it) #the other star trek movies were so very obviously their own THING‚ separated from the original series #though i think that may have had a little to do with the movies taking place a while AFTER tos ended #whereas this movie took place like. really pretty shortly after the end of tng #that said i wanna make it clear i liked the movie. it just doesnt really hold much of a candle to the first 6 #also what kinda gayass last words are 'oh‚ my' like htrghoieruhgoug ok gayboy #ANYWAY!!!!! thats my thoughts on star trek generations i guess. it wasnt as good as id hoped but still good for the most part #i only cried like. once. and that wasnt even actual crying it was just tearing up a little bit -_- #and i didnt have to take that many hyperfixation stim breaks either.... #well either way im glad to have finished it! now i can go back to rewatching tos ^___^ #also reading first best destiny YAYYY #can u believe its only 4am. i finished this movie like. super quickly compared to the other ones LAWL

[mattiesoriginalworks]

been sitting on this one for a minute. she’s coming soon. SO SOON. and then i will spam post one million fics 💙

(also changes have been made + info added this is an old screenshot don’t ask why im not posting an updated one i have my reasons smh)

#ALSO PUTTING THIS ON THE TOP HERE THE NAME MJ CAME BEFORE THE SPIDER THING ‼️ #SHE WAS MANY THINGS BEFORE SHE WAS A SPIDER PERSON #AND BY THIS POINT I WAS MARRIED TO THE NAME OKAY #im done justifying myself this is just a silly little spidersona oc i stand by it! #she’s my silly little over powered self insert and her life is actually terrible and she feels like dog shit all the time 💙💙💙 #it’s such an arbitrary thing to be like: WIKI FIRST THEN FIC #considering no one reads any of this and also it doesn’t matter #I JUST LOVE MAKING THE WIKIS TOO #and the fics are essentially already written #like 99% written #SO REALLY THIS IS JUST ABOUT ME LOVING CREATING WIKIS #I love not writing but doing things that make it feel like I’m writing 💙 #spidersona oc

[xcziel]

aha! they now made it so you can have multiple badges at once!

this is awesome and we NEED a Crab Badge for the 29th

... if we could get badges for ALL the major tumblr holidays 👉👈 ...

(since it took me a minute to find: it's under the 'edit appearance' pane - on mobile the little art palette icon)

#@unpretty's silly hat proposal essentially given life #i'm telling you give me an asexual flag badge and i'm THERE #like once you have the coding how hard can it be to just essentially copy an emoji? #you'd have to set an order organization for the badges though so people can have their rainbow checkmarks #but if they have say a trans flag it shows first instead of like after all the checks since some people have ... very many checks #one thing that IS fun about twitter is people getting creative with emoji and fonts in their headers #badges could be something similar to that or like how you could have a roster of icons on livejournal #that would be fun and people could get creative plus that they could be gifted #like all those posts that are like 'pass this flower to a mutual' - if you could actually gift flowers ... #i feel like a knife badge would be great to have #and then like one lucky randomized user would end up getting the caesar salad badge and we'd all reblog stabbing them lol

[bestfluteninja]

the mortifying ordeal of having to text your roommate and ask them to not be in the room so you can kiss someone without an audience

#HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. GIRL. #hannah does college #personal #this is perhaps the most journal-entry-like post that i have made hence why it is not rebloggable. do y’all need to know this? probably not #but this is my silly little journal of a blog essentially so i will just. post this #possibly delete it later lmfao if i decide i don’t want it up anymore #but like. also. this phrasing is funny #jhb <3

[gremlingottoosilly]

Hiii can i ask about monster!konig with reader wifey who absolutely loves baths. She loves baths, scented candles, essential oils, flower petals and can spend hours in the bathroom bathing her little body, and sometimes falls asleep while baths ( tks sm )

Konig refuses to acknowledge his soft spot for his wifey - if anyone asked why he suddenly decided to make his usually bare-bones bathroom three times bigger and place a giant bath instead of a simple shower, he would just say that his tentacles need a bit more moisture. If anyone asks why the base suddenly has a hot tub at the colonel's quarters, he will say it's only for the purpose of egg-laying. Definitely not because his silly human wife loves taking her bath every evening and needs at least three different bath bombs, salts, and scented foams. He won't even say this to you at first - poor thing, you're forced to tolerate cold showers every evening because your dumb giant monster husband refuses to be soft...up until you decided to play a culling game and asked him for a bath solely for the egg purposes. Your tummy and chest is always swollen, you'd surely feel better after a long and relaxing bath! Konig can sense you lying, but he also knows that you feel unhappy, through your mating connection - and his inner monster would never let his precious dumb human mate be uncomfortable if he can help it. Konig makes recruits search for bath appliances - whatever they can find after the human civilization collapse, they'd bring to you - even though everyone hates being on guarding duty while you're too busy relaxing in warm bath, they know better than to voice their concerns. Konig killed his soldiers for less, and the weaker hybrid's life is cheap - especially compared to colonel's wife. He must admit, though, he kinda likes taking bath with you. He is an aquatic monster, so it's natural for him to like water - and he can fully spread his tentacles in a relaxing bath, wrapping you in his warm hold.

#konig x reader #cod #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader #yandere cod #monster!konig