#sir im wet

[hotdrinks]

Just got to Daisy's first appearance and I forgot how violent their first interaction is. Jon's fledgling beholding powers emerging, and Daisy so clearly disturbed that she told him her story. Daisy keeps saying she's done answering questions, Jon disregards that completely and keeps asking, and she keeps answering!! Even though she's so disturbed! Even though she doesn't want to!! And it's the first time in season 2, maybe even in the whole show thus far, that Jon sounds sooo completely happy. Like. He's delighted, he's well fed, he's ENRICHED, he's having fun!! And he doesn't know he's even doing it, consciously. But also. He must, deep down. He doesn't even know about The Eye and yet he's already flexing his wet little newborn Archivist wings. AAAAH Haha Jonathan a darkness is unfurling within you from which you can never escape 🤪

#drinks talk tag #tma relisten #i keep thinking about the first time daisy says 'im done' and jon says 'yes. doyouknowanythingaboutvampires???' #the gleeful urgency of it #also. thinks about how he says 'thank you' after she gives her statement. #looks at his victim in season 4 #its a good podcast sir #creepy and wet also

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A young Vincent Price circa 1935

(I had to re-blog...for...personal reasons...)

#vincent price #goddamn it #photo #photo edit by me #WHYY THO #Just fucking why? #hes so sexy #so wet #im fine. this is fine #*rocks back and forth* #like...S....SIR #your face #i wanna hump it... #bicon #bisexual #god #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[wisteriagoesvroom]

if there’s justice in the world we’ll get an oscar piastri ice bath video at sg gp ‘24

#majulah #singapura #oscar piastri #im not gonna demand but im simply asking like a charles dickens novel secondary character #to the mclaren marketing team: pls sir can i have some wet twink #like it’s not a need #but it’s a polite want

[crown-and-stallion]

Somebody needs to teach The Batman (2022) about zoonotic disease transmission.

I sure hope he and Alfred are rabies vaccinated and getting their titers checked yearly.

#the batman 2022 #the batman #battinson #living in a gross wet basement.....with BATS #do they have whitenose??? everything is covered in guano. i know it smells. what the hell my dude. AND alfred lets you do this? #WHY does the riddler have a live bat. where did he get it from. are YOU rabies vaccinated sir?? kind of looks like a vampire bat too. WHAT #putting rats in with the bats??? what kind of fancy new virus are you looking to cook up? #im so concerned about everything #guessing theyre big brown bats but like sir. the bats of New Jersey are not doing too hot. they dont need you disturbing them #my guys are getting histoplamosis and salmonella and yersiniosis

[pillowprincessvarric]

If you were a fan of the edgy 2009 fantasy video game with the Peter Jackson LoTR leanings vibe-wise then you are going to LOVE this! *Passes you a Dungeons & Dragons 5e handbook*

#which like..im not against trying it out i just feel like there was a miscommunication as to what it was i was enjoying about origins #like is this game creepy. or wet? ''its a good game sir'' that's not what I asked!!!!

[crowcryptid]

pov: you're inside the flesh panopticon

#they werent lying. that labyrinth can black. these levels are dark. i had to bump up my brightness by 15 to see where tf im going #as if the labyrinth is creepy or wet. 'its a good labyrinth sir.' its wet. #amid evil #this is with raytracing on btw. idk if its less dark with it off.

[mrparable]

“hey dylan, what the FUCK?” is an accurate way to describe my current emotional state after todays episode

#FUCKKKKKK OH MY GOD #EDGAR... EDGARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! #MY BLORBOOOOOOO #LIKE FUCK. oh my FUCK you are so fucking SMART omg #the FAKE-OUT??? #the DREAD i felt. when eagle mentioned the hunting knife- #-i IMMEDIATELY thought of the wet noises warning. FUCK #also. why was eagle so cunty #LIKE???? #Sir. ur making me think Deeply embarrassing things #he was so hot and for WHY #oh mygodddd he killed mike in cold blood i literally HEARD mike die to his hand #and im still. Im still. OHHHHHHH #no its ok hes allowed to kill mike walters <3 ill allow it #hes so FUCKIGN hot #like jesus christ. warn a guy next time #wbg #w.bg #woe.begone #wbg spoilers #w.bg spoilers #woe.begone spoilers #alke dont look (wbg) #btw my hands were literally SHAKING after finishing it #Oh my god. that was AMAZING

[ayzscream]

#sir crocodile #one piece manga #im wet too sir please lend me your umbrella

[yagynaseni]

#if anyone has a voice remotely similar to this then im wet for you lmao #this voice makes me wanna scream gasp shiver and obv breaks the faucet *coughs* ahem ahem down there ahem ahem *coughs* #if this guy is the reason of me going to hor knee jail then imma twerk my way there #like sir park that big mac truck right in this little garage #.text #candy crush #meme #slay girlboss

[pollinatedpansy]

I'd grope you and jerk myself off next to you in bed, not wanting you to wake up. the only sign you'd have that I was there is your pants and shirt slightly pushed out of the way, and my dried cum that I touched you with

Oh god that's hot wow >/////< fuck that would be soso interesting?? Like omg how did I end up with my shirt pulled up, my sweats pulled down and dried cum all over my tits, hips, and thighs????? Who knows, clearly not you bc you were for sure sleeping, duh 🙄🙄🙄

#sir anon #tbh id probably be wet from the groping #but im a heavy sleeper so id be out the entire time #:) <3

[ittybittybumblebee]

Oh boy i love making choices i later deeply regret

#im the wet napkin god keeps ripping apart into little pieces for fun #i thinj everyione wants to kill me for being akward in anything sir i just work here i font do a good job at it im sorry #wh #why do i put myself in situations #im so good at it its my favourite #i know i get overwhelmed so easy and im like maybe i wont This Time :) #sorry for venting i just. have had a lot going on and it keeps .. going on.

[the-furies]

hope this doesnt come off as creepy but you are NOT "too open" abt your mental health !!! its your house you can post what you like !!

hi anon. we wkll die 4 u

-Concept

#anon friend #thank you whoeever u areOh my gld the cat. 🅱️lease sir if we move we wjll die [hyperbole ] Jejjwakaksjdjdjdj #im gonna try 2 sleep AFTER GIVING HIS ASS TUNA jfc #thisnis not creepy at all btw. nor is it wet also [ref] this is v sweet. thank you genuinely

[pissfaggit]

Just watched Extreme Measures- my jaw is on the fucking floor

#HOW CAN ANYONE #SHIP GARASHIR OVER JILES #AFTER THAT #an entire episode...an entire episode of jiles finally putting it out in the open #'i wish i couldve left keiko a note explaining why i did it' #'she'll understand...you did it for me' #OKAY. OKAY OKAY OKAY #fuckin third to last episode...fuckin 3 episodes left and they dedicate it all to jiles after a 7 season bulildup #AND I LOVED THAT PART WHEN. WHEN THEY CAME CLEAN TO SISKO AND ALL THEY HAD TO DO. ALL THEY HAD TO DO #was look all sheepish and bat their big wet jiles eyes and sisko was like. okay. torture a man for information using an illegal device #also. i only have 2 episodes left now. im shitting myslef #i am now starting to shit myslef #jiles #sir i protest i am not a merry man

[bornafter1993]

this fucking guy

#twiggy speaks #bro was like can i try and pick you up #and i was like no your hands are wet #HE DRIED THEM AND CAME UP TO ME LATER 😭😭 #i was like okay go for it #fucker threw me over his shoulder i was so scared my head almost hit the doorway #he was like omg you’re lighter than [his italian girlfriend] like ???? hello?? #then he went and did it again with no warning before he left #i was like oh so you’re just gonna do this now ? and he said yes like #why are you like this #also the day before he was telling me i shouldn’t dye my hair because black is the best hair color on girls #like sir if you wanna fuck me please just say that im not playing these games with you!!

[sungbeam]

im going to bed DISAPPOINTED BUT NOT SURPRISED

#sungbeam strikes again #tbz </3 #chxngmxn simpery #james ji changmin if u can hear me pls send one of ur wet hair pcs my way PLEASE #PLEASE SIR IM BEGGING

[prettybean]

WHAT THEY WOULD SAY DURING SEX (COD +18)

* I have a soft spot for Keegan, im sorry

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

Ghost

“I know it's big”

“arch your back, just like that”

“Did you want this? Say it"

“Stick out your tongue or I won't give you anything”

“Such a whore, now you don't act like a brat in front of everyone anymore, huh?”

“Are you listening? open your fucking legs"

“Good girl, let everyone hear how much you love having my cock inside”

“An angel who wants to be fucked by me, how pathetic”

Soap

“Where’s my innocent girl?”

“Show me how much you want it”

“Fuck, you're so cute when you struggle to stay still”

"Use your words"

“Get on your fucking knees”

“You’re sucking it so good, baby, can you take it down your throat?"

“Do you want me to cum here? You want it? Do you want me to fill that pretty mouth?”

“You're all dirty, come here”

Price

“Look at you, always trying to flirt with the higher ranking ones”

“Lie down on my desk”

“You're so wet, did you need a spanking to make you behave?”

“Cum. Now."

“You're still so needy, even though I just fucked you”

“Look how much you came, you wet my uniform”

“Call me sir or I will have to punish you again”

“I fuck you harder, so you will show me some respect”

Gaz

“You belong to me, am I clear?”

“You acted like a brat, now you pay the consequences”

“You’re so pretty you are when you moan for me”

"I love you so much"

“You can give me another one, pretty girl”

“Be good for me, cum on my cock”

“Do you like it, sugar?”

“Don't lie, your wet pussy is begging for mercy”

Alejandro

“I knew you would be good while I was at work”

“Did you touch yourself?”

“You're so cute, keep begging me”

“This pussy is so good, mi amor”

“That’s it, legs around my face, just like that”

“Fuck, I had no idea you were so sensitive”

“Do you like my tongue?”

“Don't look at me like that or I won't stop eating your pussy”

Graves

“Keep riding me, don't you dare stop”

“Do you feel it? Do you feel how good my cock fills you?”

“You like being on top of me, don’t you?”

“I just said a word and you're already bouncing on my cock”

"What did you say? I can't understand with all those moans"

“Good, just like that”

“I told you not to tease me in front of Shadows”

“I know you were just being a brat because you want to get fucked.”

König

"Do not run away"

“God, you're so small I could break you”

"It's big? huh?”

“You can't even take my cock properly, look at you”

“Don't cry, I only put on the tip”

“You're so tight, I might go crazy”

“Stop moving, you have to take it all”

“I don't give a fuck if it doesn't fit, take my cock like a good whore”

* He tends to switch to speaking only in German when he loses control

Keegan

“My eyes are up here”

“You do what I say, if I want you to cum, you cum, whore”

“I noticed how you looked at those recruits, you wanted their dicks too, huh?“

“What's the matter, are you shy now?”

“Do you like being fucked like a whore? This is what you deserve."

"You do not talk anymore? You won't get anything if you don't tell me what you want."

“This is my girl, always greedy for my cum”

"You want to come? Then start counting”

—

pt 2

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