#sit down and eat lunch

[gatheryepens]

Seeing hozier tomorrow night and I’m soo excited…

#AHAHAHXHUSKSMXMES #had to change my train tickets so the day flowed a bit better #but my plan is to leave early afternoon #sit down and eat lunch #and checkout the Christmas market in the city the concert is in #before I get ready and go to the hotel #and then I don’t know if I’ll be hungry before the concert but I know there is food being sold at the venue #but it will probably be expensive #but I’m planning on getting to the venue at 17:30 #since I think door open at 17:00 and I have an assigned seat #I probably could get there later but idk if there is merch or not #so I’ll see what there is lol #bit nervous since it’s my first concert but hopefully everything goes to plan :) #gatherrambles #thegapyeardiaries #hozier

[duckstabbed]

Remember when Ed Tumblr was so crazy u were expected to tag images of fat ppl or just generally stuff with like body image tw. That was crazy. That was levels of body fascism that I still think back on like oh holy fuck all the time. Remember "cw food"

#sitting the website down to eat lunch and do a food and feelings exercise

[unpretty]

Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?

he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half

#original #this isn't even getting into the reused mcdonald's promotional cup for the movie maid in manhattan #it wasn't a special cup or anything it was just a giant mcdonald's cup with the maid in manhattan poster on it #that movie came out in 2002 #he has an enormous stack of giant mcdonald's cups in his office that he fills with a mix of fanta and some kind of cheap fruit punch #the butter knife may also have been from mcdonald's. i don't know and i don't want to know. #zero waste icon i guess but also that sounds like a great way to be full of microplastics #i need you to imagine the experience of eating your onigiri bento and your boss walks in #sets down his maid in manhattan mcdonald's cup full of fanta juice cocktail #reaches into his lunchbox with the name of a pharmaceutical company on it bc his wife got it as free swag #and pulls out a single whole raw sweet potato #i just had to sit there frantically googling when maid in manhattan came out trying not to make eye contact as he sawed through his potato #it took like ten minutes #i take my lunch at a different time now so we don't overlap

[bylertruther]

byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶 #they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here] #in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄 #clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait . #DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

[froggyfroo]

So did anyone else jump up and down and clap and sometimes hide for episode 4 of OFMD season 2 or is that just me

#couldn't do it woth ep 5 because i was sitting down eating lunch but i COULD and DID flap my hands #i honestly don't know what came over me hut i hope it comes across as a ringing endorsement because I love thisshow so MUCH #how does ot do what it does how does it give me every emotion all at the same time HOW #anyway time for me to be normal again bc i have to do some important voluntary work in like an hour #nothing of any use to acrually add to the conversation i just needed to get this down before i exploded thank you and goodbye #ofmd #our flag means death

[steveharrington]

i’m ngl if i was in that cafeteria i would’ve hated eddie

#standing on tables yelling about basketball bad like girl if you don’t sit down and eat your lunch

[soldez]

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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy #so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall #for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense #so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u #which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone #but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were #already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant #be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players #intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you #So what happened here was. #There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see #a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids #could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room #if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking #stood on the table #but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything #and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch #next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention #??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve? #am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again #but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die #and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant #obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault #I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that

[lunarmoves]

good morning puppy ready for ur kibble breakfast? (gag)

BROTHER EUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH........... WHATS THAT BROTHER EUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#star gazing with shay #i feel like i just took so much damage LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO #moda!! 🐱 #not me just sitting down to eat lunch and seeing this KDJKSFSKF #im eating noodles for ur information

[darlingcloudie-9]

Live laugh love Kumonoue & Yuichiro’s straining relationship 💕

#skye’s-endless-imaganitories.txt #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kimetsu gakuen #kimetsu academy #gotouge #demon slayer fanart #<—- i mean. I guess???????? #I’ve already posted this on yt but i thought it would be nice to share it on tumblr with all of you!! #This interaction is hereby non-canon as Kumonoue is really 2 shy to actually do something like this #And the poor girl would really take two centuries to eat her food because omg. That girl is NOT normal ‼️‼️ #I feel like Yuichiro would be the only one in her friendgroup(?) to actually notice the….. unhealthy. abnormal things she does sometimes #And blud would NOT be afraid to call her out on it!! #Like. They’ll be sitting down on the lunch table together and Yui turns to her with a sort of disgruntled yet concerned look on his face #And he’ll be like. “…I wish you stopped getting distracted and actually ate your food properly. Don’t you know that’s an unhealthy habit?” #And Kumonoue would look at Yui with a confused look on her face and go #“Is it?” While Yuichiro looks at her in disbelief + disappointment. #The neurodivergent lifestyle is just too confusing for a simpleton like Yui /j #The video might be a little fuzzy……. #If it is i apologize 4 that 💔 #But i hope you all enjoy regardless!! #happy saturday everyone!! #Or maybe sunday if you’re not in my area!! #And happy lesbian visibility week!! I see you gay girlies!!! 💕💕

[carcarrot]

trying to eat my lunch at work is an olympic sport and brother im going for the gold

#there is no 'break room' or designated little area where i can sit down and eat it #and i cant take my self imposed roughly 2 hour break yet where i sit in my little spot thats almost tucked away #but people still walk by there and often incredibly annoyingly sit exactly right in front of me there #even though they have a wealth of options #but while im standing in my spot by where i brew the coffee #i must carefully attempt to eat my lunch during moments when people arent walking by #theoretically i could not give a shit and just eat when they are walking by or not but i dont want people to see that . #so i eat like the little gremlin i am #however todays proving to be a real tester which is why i have time to make this post

[gregoftom]

I'm imagining greg calling tom 'tommy' in bed while tom calls him ridiculous endearing pet names :((((( helppp they'd be sooooo

tommyyyy 😭 ugh i love that. like hell tom would let/like anyone else call him that too. and tom would absolutely call greg honey, sweetheart/sweet thing, angel, darling. greg would also call tom babe/baby bc i think that’s a very Him thing. he also called him god! a few times but tom just smirked and said tom would be fine. and got a 0.2 second pout. 😇

#tomgreg #wake up. drank. eat breakfast. drank. sit down. drank. get lunch. drank. go out. dr

[bugflies00]

you know i understand people have different coping mechanisms but i really wish some of those were not public

#^this is about. fuckin . mcyt edtwt #<- warning for talk of that in tags take care of yourself<3 #i have this really bad habit of going down rabbitholes of edtwt accounts #cause someone will qrt one and then i cant help but click and click etc #and the thing with mcyt ones is like . i cant have my main interest ruined like that #like one of the best things in my life #cause its already happening a bit ill see a recent picture of wilbur and think 'i want to look like that' #but not in the way ive meant it for years (just regular gender envy) more like .Yknow . Yeah #anyway sorry i try not to talk too much about body image shit on here but . Todays bad #it feels so stupid too seeing all these accs talk about the drastic stuff they do & im just sitting here having had a regular dinner like #it feels stupid to even talk about it as an issue idk #like yeah last year sure i was trying my best to not eat lunch on most school days but thats not even the case now so like . Idk #<- Definitely out of choice and not cause my friend won't let me skip Yep yep yep #alex.rambles.txt

[hearties-circus]

Really gonna have to ask people to stop giving vague requests, what exactly does clean the stairs mean? Clean the skirting on the stairs? Hoover? Just move the clothes basket? Like??

#gamer txt. #also asking that people not stay completely silent in the living room and make me think no one else is house #i was talking to myself down here man no one else is neant to hear that #plus you ruined my plan of eating my lunch in the living room you prick #how am i even meant to clean most of whats on this list now? im not cleaning shit publicly #why does he have to sit in thr middle of the couch where i cant see him through the doorway when i come downstairs

[alsoyooraiyah]

babes… going out during the holidays is torture

#I can deal with waiting in line to buy the gifts but waiting in line to eat?? And then the subsequent hassle of #having to find a seat when youre eating alone… #Dakasi beloved im so glad that youre empty despite the crowds outside #I can sit down and wait out the height of the rush thanks it also being lunch hour… actually will just #Have a really late lunch before finishing off the list shsksa im so tired #I have no idea if these gifts i got for my brother’s classmates fit the criteria but oh well #Cant even go home yet bc there wont be any power in my sub for like… 6 more hours…

[humankarkat]

Do you think I should go tell my store director that if he wants me to clock out for my lunches he should pay me more? If I do I'll probably angry cry but that might earn my bonus points

#chel talkks #i already buy groceries with my credit card sometimes i cant take a 2.5 hr a week pay cut #i still take a pseudo lunch where i sit down for 20 minutes and eat on the clock

[sowlmates]

there's nothing more nanacore than spending my lunch break on my home office day making banana bread

#i could. idk sit down read a book or EAT LUNCH but no. I made banana bread #which is such a me thing to do shdjd #stress baking u know #sowltalks