#slitherweb

[grimfurbybitch]

If Zestial and Sir Pentious relationship is kinda secret and Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel

When does Sir Pentious tell the other hotel members? Like when is the appropriate moment to bring up the fact that you're getting raw dogged by an overlord after you tried to betray them for a different overlord?

I mean he probably would tell them early on as a sign of trust and because he knows they're gonna find out (and also so that Zestial can pick him up at the hotel for dates, taxis are expensive in hell)

But imagine if he just......didn't get around to it? Like they only found out after he died

imagine your friend died, he sacrificed himself for you, and you build a memorial for him then fucking OVERLORD ZESTIAL shows up to pay his respects!? claims he dated your friend and has the evidence to back it up? how do you react? how are you even supposed to feel about it?

When they find out he's been redeemed he has a LOT of questions to answer

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #zestious #cobra silk #zestial #cobrasilk #sir pentious #snakespeare

[nightmarerose1]

Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #helluva boss #hazbin sir pentious #Hazbin Zestial #zestial #helluva fizzarolli #helluva asmodeus #fizzmodeus #otp #ship #hear me out #crack ship #Spidersnake #SlitherWeb #tea party #Zestious #I just remember their ship name when I made this post #you can judge me #rarepair

[hideawayfairy]

Sir Pentious' egg boiz give away his crush on Zestial. Picture this: when the eggs see Zestial, they keep talking about all the ways Pentious is crushing on him.

Egg Boi 1: Our boss thinks you have pretty eyes!

Egg Boi 2: He had a whole scheme to detonate the city in your image!

Egg Boi 3: Would you say your perfect date is riding on an air balloon?

Poor Sir Pentious has to silence them all the while feeling embarrassed that his crush has been revealed. He can't look Zestial in the eyes after that.

#hazbin hotel #crackship #rarepair #zestial #sir pentious #egg boiz #egg bois #zestious #spidersnake #slitherweb #still not sure what these ship names are but oh well #also pentious is profusely apologizing to zestial in the process #and he hurries his eggs away #ramblings

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Okaaaaay, ik this sounds stupid buuuuut what if....

....yuri pentzest/zestious? 👀

You are an absolute genius

I bet the fem version of sir pentious will be like "me and my tall trans spidery wife I pulled by being a dork" along with them being victorian old women yuri.

#pentzest #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb

[grimfurbybitch]

Realistically Zestial's probably cold on account of the whole vampire thing

BUT imagine if he wasn't?

Sir Pentious could use him like a heat rock because he's cold blooded

Zestial making sure it's cold in the morning so Sir Pentious will snuggle with him longer

Sir Pentious hiding under Zestial's wingcloak when it's a little chilly out

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestial #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #cobrasilk #cobra silk #snakespeare

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious: *sneaking in after "hanging out" with Zestial*

Charlie: *Turns on a lamp* Where were you!? We were so worried!

Sir Pentious: GAH!- I-I wasss at.......work

Angel Dust: *turns on second lamp* we both know ya ain't got a job toots

Sir Pentious: Ugh fine, I wasss.... battling my nemesssissss, Cherri Bomb!

Cherri Bomb: *turning on a THIRD lamp* try again bitch

Sir Pentious: Sssshit

Inspo

#Cherri's just here for the drama #so is angel #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #cobrasilk #snakespeare #cobra silk #angel dust #cherri bomb #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial: *knocks on the door of the hotel*

Angel Dust: *opens door* we're accepting anyone ya don't haveta fucking koc- oh it's you, I'll get Penny boy for ya

Zestial: delightful

Angel Dust: PENNI, YA FUCKING SUGAR DADDIES HERE!

Sir Pentious: *coming from a different room* OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY YOU PERVERT!

Angel Dust: whatever you say toots

Several days later

Zestial: *sips tea* Carmilla

Carmilla: *also sipping tea* yes Zestial?

Zestial: what doth sugar daddy mean?

Carmilla: *chokes on tea*

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestial #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #cobrasilk #cobra silk #snakespeare #if the shoe fits

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestious is great and I love all the fanworks surrounding it but I feel like we're ignoring the funniest possible way for this to go

Zestial having a FAT celebrity crush on Sir Pentious and being too nervous to say anything to him. Cuz like Sir Pentious, I love him but he is a fucking loser that no one respects

He cannot flirt to save his unlife, like is this really the best he could do? Yes because he has NO rizz

This is genuinely the picture that the news uses of him and the worst part of this is that he truly believes he looks good in this picture

Sir Pentious is a lame tryhard and fucking Zestial of all demons has a crush on him

Zestial the oldest overlord

Zestial the overlord that people literally light themselves on fire at the mere sight of, is in love with THIS GUY

THIS GUY

THIS IS THE MAN THATS GOT THE OLDEST OVERLORD IN HELL DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!

and you just knoooooow that Carmilla is suffering because her bestie esteemed associate is pinning over a fucking loser.

Zestial won't just talk to Sir Pentious because he's scared of getting rejected lmao lacking intelligence and Zestial refuses to rush into anything. She has to bully convince him to give up and move on to someone better (ideal) or actually fucking confess to the man (less ideal but at least he won't be as lonely)

She'll warm up to Sir Pentious when they eventually start dating but until then she'll just be judging Zestial's awful taste in men

#zestious #slitherweb #sir pentious #zestial #Pentious #Sir pentious x Zestial #zestial x sir pentious #Pentzest #sirzest #snakespeare #i saw some call them that #and i love it #hazbin hotel #spidersnake #crackship #rarepair

[grimfurbybitch]

this pretty much sums up my opinions on him and I will NOT be taking criticism

#THAT MAN IS A BOTTOM #A BOTTOM I TELL YOU!! #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestial #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #cobra silk #cobrasilk #sirzest #snakespeare #cherri bomb #cherrisnake

[grimfurbybitch]

I will always make fun of Zestial's yaoi ass hands, I do however appreciate the size difference between his and Sir Pentious's hands

I mean look at the fucking SIZE of em, he could wrap one hand around Sir Pentious's waist they're so big

#zestious #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestious is just old man x much older man yaoi

Gentle reminder that if Zestial died in the 1600's he's at least 325 years old while Sir Pentious is 136 their both old but they have an significant age gap, which is interesting to think about from their perspective

To Zestial Sir Pentious is a young hot Victorian that makes technological marvels (steam engines lol)

To Sir Pentious Zestial is a (hot) ancient horror (there don't seem to be a lot of demons older then Penni) thats seen it all

To everyone else they're just two old dramatic men

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #snakespeare #cobra silk #cobrasilk #i cant help that Zestial's a cougar

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious rarely gets up later then 6 while Zestial never gets up before 10, both are hardcore cuddlers.

every morning is a battle of wills.

#sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #zestious #hazbin hotel #slitherweb #zestial #Sirzest #snakespeare

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious bringing his child over to see the hotel and everyone's expecting it to be a "had a kid before he died and found him again in hell" situation and NOT a "got knocked up by an overlord" situation

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestial #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #cobrasilk #cobra silk #snakespeare

[grimfurbybitch]

So how many eyes do you think their children would have?

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #snakespeare #cobrasilk #cobra silk

[grimfurbybitch]

God cursed me for my hubris by making my OTP only have 3 AO3 fics but she was merciful enough to make one of them Omegaverse smut

#zestious #slitherweb #zestial x sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #snakespeare #spidersnake #sir pentious #zestial #omegaverse #god i love the omegaverse #and smut to tbh

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestious kissing would look ridiculous because Zestial is so fucking tall

These are your options of how it would look, man is too tall

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #snakespeare #cobrasilk #cobra silk