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ghostlydeadcorpse · 22 hours

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what I have done to do this.

(TW: NSFW)

guys no it's not alastor and lucifer, it's fucking sir pentious and zestial

#hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious fanart #sir pentious #zestial x sir pentious #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin zestial #zestial hazbin hotel #zestious #zestial #pentzest #sir pentious hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel fanart #pentious x zestial

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grimfurbybitch · 1 day

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Zestious kissing would look ridiculous because Zestial is so fucking tall

These are your options of how it would look, man is too tall

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #snakespeare #cobrasilk #cobra silk

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nightmarerose1 · 3 months

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Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

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mrdilhun · 19 days

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Do you like tea ?~

#fanart #art #illustration #digital art #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious #hazbin hotel zestial #hazbin zestial #zestial #zestious #SirZest #tea party

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araminakilla · 4 months

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Do you think people will start shipping Sir Pentious & Zestial just because they have the same VAs as Fizzarozz-?

YES, yes they are already doing it and it's BEAUTIFUL! Have my contribution:

The TeaParty ship has arrived for everyone to enjoy! (some of us call it that, others call it Zestious or Pentzest)

Based on this Fizzarozzie scene:

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hideawayfairy · 3 months

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Sir Pentious' egg boiz give away his crush on Zestial. Picture this: when the eggs see Zestial, they keep talking about all the ways Pentious is crushing on him.

Egg Boi 1: Our boss thinks you have pretty eyes!

Egg Boi 2: He had a whole scheme to detonate the city in your image!

Egg Boi 3: Would you say your perfect date is riding on an air balloon?

Poor Sir Pentious has to silence them all the while feeling embarrassed that his crush has been revealed. He can't look Zestial in the eyes after that.

#hazbin hotel #crackship #rarepair #zestial #sir pentious #egg boiz #egg bois #zestious #spidersnake #slitherweb #still not sure what these ship names are but oh well #also pentious is profusely apologizing to zestial in the process #and he hurries his eggs away #ramblings

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nunalastor · 10 days

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Hey. Hey. Zestious hc, everyone. Put them out on the table.

whenever sir pentious tries to be intimidating with his hood and nobodies scared, zestial silently pops up behind him and scares the everloving shit out of anyone who dares fuck with his loser boyfriend. And then disappears into the shadows to watch sir pen be all proud of himself with that dorky little smile.

Also, zestial pried him away from the vees and helped him rebuild his rep into something powerful, maybe even teaching him the art of dealing in souls~

what are the vees gonna do when there's a new overlord trio of a skilled diplomat + powerful leader, an angelic arms dealer, and a master engineer?

👀

#Zestious #hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #sir pentious #zestiel #sir pentious x zestiel

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dead-dog-dont-eat · 2 months

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Its official. I'm a fanboy for them lol

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #zestial #zestial morde #pentzest #zestious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial x sir pentious #pentious x zestial #zestial x pentious

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omni-present-god-send · 2 months

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I have so much brain rot for Zestial x Pentious that I wrote a 5,000 word fic someone fucking help me

Here’s the link if you’re interested

#hazbin hotel #fanfiction #zestious #zestial #sir pentious #Zestial x Sir Pentious #Sir Pentious x Zestial

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radiostatik · 2 months

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secrethazbinsideblog · 15 days

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Because I'm curious, best sir pen ship without cherri? Every time I see a poll like this it's a cherri sweep. Shh. Let the rarepair shippers speak.

(edit, rb for sample size ect. I might make a part two with a different set but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head*

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel poll #hazbin hotel ship #sir pentious #alastor #vox #velvette #lucifer hazbin hotel #nifty hazbin hotel #angel dust #zestial #radiosnake #zestious #zestial x sir pentious #alastor x sir pentious #vox x sir pentious #angel dust x sir pentious #sir pentious x niffty

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ghostlydeadcorpse · 6 days

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bro manhandled that gyatt dayum waist

ANYWAYS UNFINISHED VER OF ZESTIAL MANHANDLING PENTIOUS (then I would probably make him peg pentious /hj)

for zestious shippers, I hope your happy with this

@grimfurbybitch

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grimfurbybitch · 16 days

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Zestious is great and I love all the fanworks surrounding it but I feel like we're ignoring the funniest possible way for this to go

Zestial having a FAT celebrity crush on Sir Pentious and being too nervous to say anything to him. Cuz like Sir Pentious, I love him but he is a fucking loser that no one respects

He cannot flirt to save his unlife, like is this really the best he could do? Yes because he has NO rizz

This is genuinely the picture that the news uses of him and the worst part of this is that he truly believes he looks good in this picture

Sir Pentious is a lame tryhard and fucking Zestial of all demons has a crush on him

Zestial the oldest overlord

Zestial the overlord that people literally light themselves on fire at the mere sight of, is in love with THIS GUY

THIS GUY

THIS IS THE MAN THATS GOT THE OLDEST OVERLORD IN HELL DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!

and you just knoooooow that Carmilla is suffering because her bestie esteemed associate is pinning over a fucking loser.

Zestial won't just talk to Sir Pentious because he's scared of getting rejected lmao lacking intelligence and Zestial refuses to rush into anything. She has to bully convince him to give up and move on to someone better (ideal) or actually fucking confess to the man (less ideal but at least he won't be as lonely)

She'll warm up to Sir Pentious when they eventually start dating but until then she'll just be judging Zestial's awful taste in men

#zestious #slitherweb #sir pentious #zestial #Pentious #Sir pentious x Zestial #zestial x sir pentious #Pentzest #sirzest #snakespeare #i saw some call them that #and i love it #hazbin hotel #spidersnake #crackship #rarepair

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hazbinrarepairs · 11 days

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Rarepair Quiz Part.7

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bloodmoon24 · 2 months

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do you ship zestial with anyone - but not with carmilla?

I do ship him with Sir Pentious from time to time. I think it’s mostly because of their VAs are the same as Fizzarolli and Asmodeus

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial hazbin hotel #zestious #zestial morde #sorry to any Carmilla x Zestial shippers for I only see them as friends

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pseudobun · 25 days

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I literally have like 3 really mean anons (or the same anon how can you tell really lol) in my roleplay asks talking about datedtech but look at zestial's ship page (from Fandom.com) Zestmilla is prob canon or will be; Zalastor is like classic shipping but Zestious? ZESKITTY?? and ya'll wanna yell at me about Vox and Zestial? Also! It's called a crackship for a reason!

also: I'm aware why Zestious is a thing but that doesn't make it not a crackship. Zeskitty on the other hand... y'all wild as hell (/pos)

#Datedtech #shipping #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin roleplay #Hazbin ship #crack ship #hazbin hotel

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