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miss-riss · 1 year

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I have so many thoughts about the Teen Wolf Movie. Most of them are just what the fuck

My biggest thought though is, killing Derek in front of his child, by way of fire, who thought that was a good idea? That is the most traumatic experience for literally everyone involved. Including the people watching, we know what fire did to Derek, it took his whole family. It isn’t poetic to kill him with fire, it is cruel and unusual. I am going to be ignoring that as canon, along with most the plot of the movie

Next, you're telling me that Mason and Liam don’t interact at all through this whole movie? Best friends for life and they don’t hug once after almost dying, that's the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Immediately erased from canon in my mind. Speaking of Mason, a cop, really? They couldn’t think of another reason to keep him around Beacon Hills? Also where was his personality at?

We all know Eli was a half baked attempt to appease the audience for not having Stiles in the movie. Nothing against Vince, at all, but that character was written so exactly like Stiles that you would think Stiles raised him. But it seems like Stiles and Derek never see each other between the end of the show and the movie. Which is ridiculous.

I know not everyone is here for Sterek, so if you aren’t this is the end of this post for you. If you are a diehard sterek shipper though, you have to admit that this movie was clearly still eluding to the fact that writers know what they are doing with sterek. The scene where Derek is carrying Eli, giving off Stiles and Derek. The fact that Derek spent so much time working on Stiles jeep, and continued to keep it around for literal years. The fact that Eli knew there was a connection that his dad had to this jeep so when he wanted to annoy his dad he would steal that specific vehicle. Eli going out into the woods to follow Scott and the others like Stiles would have done without question. Sheriff Stilinski and the rest of the police department helping raise Eli, what was that about? What was the Sheriff always the one around to talk with Eli, especially during the funeral scene? Giving Eli Stiles old car, especially because we know the significance that jeep had for Stiles for 6 fucking seasons of the show. There are too many parallels to count. I will be erasing this movie from my mind now, I had too many feelings to get down first though

#teen wolf movie spoilers #teen wolf spoilers #teen wolf #derek hale #Eli hale #Scott McCall #allison argent #malia tate #Sheriff Stilinski #stiles stilinski #Sterek #sterek should have been endgame and in my head they still are

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fandom-imagination-ss · 1 year

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IMAGINE: Derek hale destroying your tire so you can't leave Mid fight

You and Derek rarely have fights.

Not since you graduated high school and told Scott and his pack to Suck it.

Between your cousin Scott lying to you for years about the werewolf thing, being shot in my shoulder by Stiles / Void Stiles by an Arrow. And getting No explanation for it. No one told you what he'll be going on. Until Peter mentioned it and Derek tried to shield you from the truth. It only made you mad. So when Graduated you just left no goodbyes nothing.

But time changes a person, you Forgave your cousin, his hot best friend Stiles, and when Life gave you a curve ball and you returned to Beacon Hill. you gladly became friends with Malia and Started Dating Derek.

the Fight was Stupid. It wasn’t an Earth-shattering Fight, it was a simple Stupid Fight. Derek Forgot about your Dinner date. that you were looking forward to all week. because he was so focused On work fixing a Fancy car. the Idiot who brought in the classic Car. had the Brilliant Idea that if he put Painters’ tape throughout the Entire Car. covering Every Inch of the Car it would protect the paint job... Between the Heat of the Sun beating down on the moving car. and the fact. he used cheap ass painter’s tape. he destroyed the car.. the tape he started peeling off. and took Large chunks of the paint.

Normally it wouldn’t be a big deal that Derek forgot about Date night. bot after the week of hell you dealt with your co-workers. your boss putting a pass at you. again. and you have to file another report to HR. who just swept it under the Rug and then dealt with Eli. Stealing the Jeep Again for the fifth time. this month, and to Top it all off you were Late... you only realized it today once you were getting ready for date night that you weren’t just a little late. you were 3 weeks late. your Plan was to have a wonderful Date night with your man. Slip off to the pharmacy to snag a pregnancy test and hope along and take it. in the store. because you knew. that Derek and Eli would find it at home. That was your Mission for the night. But Derek came home covered in Grease complaining about how the painter taped around the exhaust pipe that the idiot put on. burnt the pipe. and that led to discovering the Oil was leaking and it was a bigger task than he expected. you stood wearing your summer dress with a jean jacket as he looked at you stunned, “why are you dressed all cute?”

“Date night?’

Derek rubbed his face as he spoke, ‘rain check? I’m exhausted?” he walked over kissing your head as he suggested ordering a Pizza instead as you called him a butthead. and grabbed your keys and decided you would go to Walgreens and Skip Part 1 of your plans. and go straight to getting the Test. you were sitting in your car at a Red light. the road was empty. as the light turned green. your Car jumped. but didn’t move. you quickly turned to see Derek standing behind your car. as he’s claws were slowly going back to normal. your jaw dropped as you quickly un did your seatbelt as you shot out. seeing he sliced your back seat driver side tire.

“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND!” Screaming you walked over lookign at your tire it was ruined no fixing it. you would have to replace it complete.y “My Car!”

‘you don’t get to just Leave!” Derek was trying to contain his anger as you looked up at him.

“I was coming right Back after I hit Walgreen you Jack ass!”

‘you called me Butthead!”

your anger was sidetracked at hearing the hurt ins his voice hearing him say that as you blinked stunned, “I’ve called you So much worst! your fixing this!’ Derek crossed his arms tightly as he snapped, “the last time you called me a butt head you disappeared for three years! you don’t get to just leave because I forgot date night!”

“I was just going to Walgreens! I wasn’t Leaving! I stormed off yes but I intended to COME BACK!” you groaned as he spoke, ‘what was so important that you needed to go to Walgreen you sick?’

“No. I just- needed.. female products.”

A pregnancy test counts don’t it? you hoped he couldn’t tell the difference as he stared at you, “I’ll fix your car. and we can go-”

you shook your head as you crossed your arms, “you can fix my car, and we Can go home! and we are getting burgers. and im getting a milkshake and we are going to watch whatever i want! I can’t believe you Jump from Butthead to me Running off? where would I go? your my Heart!”

Derek sighed heavily as he spoke, “it was Rough the first time you left.. you just called me a fucking Butthead and then you were gone i didn’t even get to know hwere you were”

“Derek- to be fair.. we weren’t close back then you kept your distance.- I would Never leave you.. if i leave you- i’m taking you with me. i’ll stuff you into my trunk- your stuck with me forever.”

he nodded his head stepping over as he cupped your head softly, “im sorry - I overreacted and broke your Car.”

you nodded your head, “Sorry I called you a butthead and stormed off I just- it’s been a rough week.. and I was looking forward to just you and me time.” he sighed heavily soothing your hair, ‘you did look beautiful. you do look beautiful, lets get this car fixed and go have a date.” you smiled weakly as you spoke, “by the time you fix the tire, i’ll be passed beauitful and want to go home.. Lets just fix it. and go home. and order in.” he nodded his head saying okay kissing your lips as he pulled back as you helped him take your tire off, and use your replacement. that he forced you to have in your trunk. when the car was fixed you kissed him and said you would meet him at home as you drove to Walgreens.

you only ever taken a pregnancy test Once, when you were in university. your roommate was worried about taking one so you took one with her. you weren’t pregnant. you weren’t at all in danger of having a bun in the oven. but Now? Now you were in a relationship with a guy who looks like the Greek Gods carved out out of marble! your relationship was at the ‘honeymood” stage... bene together for almost six years. and your “Fun time” was Very much Healthy Relationship. and Sure.. Sometimes you both get caught in the moment and forgot to be smart. and responsible!

Which as you stood at the walgreens counter paying for your Pregnancy Test yo were shocked you were here. buying a test. Sure Rationally you knew, you weren’t excatly “Safe’ 100% of the time.. especially lately. But it still surprised you. you were just paying when Derek came in. and caught sight of you instantly. he’s eyes grew large seeing you holding pregnancy box as he fainted.

Nothing could perpare you for seeing your boyfriend. falling forward completely passed out in shock as you bolted over to him as you rubbed his arm trying to wake him. he woke up instantly as he looked at you as he spoke, ‘your pregnate?”

you shook your head, ‘no- well I mean.. I dont kow..”

“were you going to tell me?”

“yea.. after i took the test.. I didn’t- I didn’t think taking the test at home would be a good idea..”

Derek got to his feet as you helped him as he spoke, “why not?’

“Derek I was hoping to surprise you with the news.” he rubbed his face as he spoke, ‘okay.... Lets go take it.”

“What?” he grabbed the box as he spoke, ‘come on. they have a public bathroom.’

you laughed but was shocked as he picked you up as you gasped he hosted you over his shoulder as you gasped loudly. as he headed to the bathrooms. getitng itno the womens bathroom he went to the wheelchair accessable stall and put you down as he spoke, “here you go.”

he handed the box to you as you spoke, ‘thanks..... we never talked about babies..”

he nodded his head as he spoke, “I would Love- if you aren’t pregnate.. can we have a baby?”

you couldn’t help but smile at the way he asked as if he was asking for a puppy. “you want a baby?” he nodded his head, “I want to have a baby with you. i want our family to grow. I always wanted a big family. you want kids. we talked about this.”

‘yea- Like on our first date! Derek!”

“is it cause we aren’t married yet? Because i’ll pospose right here and we can elope oyu never wanted a big fuss of a wedding!” you couldn’t help but smile. you shook your head fast.

“as much as getting postpose to in the bathroom. is intoxicating. can we pick another time to ask me.. Like when we aren’t in a public bathroom?”

he sighed heavily as he stepped over, “just- can you pee on the stick? I want to know.”

you chuckled as you spoke, “well- leave the stall and I’ll do the test.”

“can’t i stay?” you laughed as you shook your head, “No sicko go!” he grinned slippng out as he closed the stall door as he stayed in the bathroom. you rolled your eyes. Even if he went outside he would still listen in. that’s the problem with having a wereowlf boyfriend. you did what the test required as you walked out. ‘would- it be 50/50 if it’s like you or me right?”

“yea why? does it matter?”

“well Yea! if im gonna nurse i dont want my bits bite off! Oh my god! what if i ahve the baby on a full moon! Derek! does it matter? what if-” derek stopped your rambling as he cupped your face softly, “I would be right there to help, and it wouldn’t be like that. just a little babe. and the powers awaken later.” you nodded your head relieved to that as he spoke, ‘So you would want it?”

you nodded your head softly, “A Chance to see you with daughters. Hell yea.”

he chuckled softly as he spoke, “not a boy?”

“Nope a girl.” he smiled to that as you reached up cupping his face kissing him. when the 2 minutes were up. it was your time to faint. as Derek caught you. you were infact. pregnant.

#teen wolf #teen wolf imagine #derek hale #derek hale imagine #fandom #fandom imagine #imagine #fluffy #TW #TW imagine

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ash-mcj · 1 year

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@ everyone pissed about the Teen Wolf movie ending...

this is the most controversial thing i’ve voiced my opinion on, so...before i say what i’m about to, i want to make it clear that i love derek hale with my entire heart and i’ve put in countless hours writing fics to give him a life of happiness and healing and love. that being addressed, i’m not upset by the ending of the Teen Wolf movie. yes, i’m okay with derek’s passing. here’s why:

1 | i love that he was made out to be a wonderful dad. his primary focus was always about eli. the strides he clearly took to become the dad eli deserved are evident in the proper house they lived in, the lacrosse games he attended, the way he tried to suppress his own shift just because he thought he traumatized eli as a kid, etc. eli was not afraid of pissing him off by stealing the jeep and being a brat, so we know derek was likely not a hard-ass with him. this is major character growth from the last time we saw him, and i think that can be attributed to becoming a father. i can’t express how much i love dad!derek.

2 | i understand the frustration behind his death involving fire, but honestly, i think it was a way he could potentially be written back into a future installment. it wasn’t normal fire—it was jordan’s hellfire. i can very easily see how jeff (or fic writers) could come up with a storyline where derek is brought back from hell/afterlife, if necessary. what we know is that his eyes turned red (true alpha?) and then he disappeared into the hellfire—there was no body, no bones, no anything left behind to prove that he was dead. jeff could’ve easily left his burnt body there to get the point across, if he wanted. i really think it was a way to write a vague enough ending to derek that they could do something with it, if hoechlin agreed to come back for another movie.

3 | hoechlin is not trying to be a part of this series anymore. the fact that jeff got him back for this movie was impressive, considering he doesn’t seem to have as much reliance on Teen Wolf as some of the other actors do. it was clear throughout the movie that jeff is trying to set eli up to be the new “Teen Wolf”, and i have to say, i’m so glad that jeff understood that a hale needed to be the focus and protector of beacon hills. it’s hale territory, not scott’s.

i would rather derek (potentially) die protecting his territory and son, than have jeff fuck his characterization again by making him absent from future installments while his son is risking his life as a main character, fighting off the bullshit of beacon hills. derek would never leave eli to fight those battles without him, unless he was dead. so if hoechlin isn’t coming back for future movies, and eli is meant to be the new Teen Wolf, i want derek to be dead. i’d be absolutely livid if jeff made another movie focused on eli, and derek wasn’t there beside him. that would be the biggest fuck-you to derek’s character growth jeff could’ve done.

4 | canon literally isn’t real to us, you guys. a huge portion of our fandom hasn’t even seen the show. we’re so good at picking and choosing what we keep or ignore, because we’re fortunate enough to have a massive collection of fanfictions and art which rewrite everything thousands of different ways. instead of getting so worked up about canon shit, we can literally just go find fics of the versions we like better lol. we have such an amazing fandom that canon holds so little weight compared to the content we create. just take the things you liked from the movie and ignore the rest.

#teen wolf movie #teen wolf movie spoilers #teen wolf #sterek #unpopular take #you dont have to agree with me #just think about it maybe #im just seeing post after post about people being pissed and i needed to voice my thoughts

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notaboutmeeee · 1 year

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What if Stiles left the jeep at his dad's house when he left beacon hills indefinitely (he'd visit occasionally but he'd moved away) but had told Derek to bring the jeep into his shop and work on it. This was around the time that Eli was a little baby/toddler.

So it had been years of Derek watching Stiles drive around in this deathtrap of a jeep, held together with tuctape and will/luck. Knowing it meant the world to Stiles (and to the sheriff) and that Stiles was afraid of having it fixed fully at a car shop because maybe then it'd lose the magic and memory.

But Stiles had a little Hale in his life who had stolen his heart. And he had decided that perhaps he would gift the jeep to Eli one day, pass on how the jeep had been there for him as a teenager, saved both him and Derek time and time again.

Derek was very touched when stiles asked him to fix up the jeep. When stiles told him he'd have some years to get it done, he figured out what the end game was. And it frightened him a bit, imagining little Eli to be 16 years old one day? His little boy? Scary! And so maybe he tried to renovate/fix up the jeep as slowly as possible.

And he tried to teach Eli about cars through the jeep, which just lead to Eli becoming slightly obsessed with the blue car (something Stiles was very happy about "See,der,no one can fight the charm of Roscoe").

So why did Eli keep stealing the jeep? Why hot wire the jeep instead of making a copy of the key? Well Derek was quite certain that Stiles had taught Eli how to steal a car, probably during one of their stiles&eli weekends. Derek knew that Eli probably also knew how to get out of rope binding or handcuffs, with everything they had been through over the years, Stiles was a bit paranoid ("it's called healthy worrying, derrie").

Perhaps Eli thought that if Stiles found out that he'd return? And that because Eli kept getting into trouble that Stiles would stay and not leave after a couple of days?

(Stiles knew all about the car stealing and laughed at Derek and his dad whenever one of them called to complain. What Eli was doing was tame in comparison to his teenage rebellion. And it's not as if Eli was in danger, he knew how to drive and Derek had made the jeep quite the safe vehicle.)

And what if Stiles had decided to move back to beacon hills after Derek asked him to move in on eli's 16th. Giving stiles time to work through loose ends at work and find a way to work from beacon hills indefinitely. Maybe Derek would tell Eli to drive to the nearby airport with the jeep (very not subtle)...

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #eli hale #sterek #my text post #teen wolf the movie #Just some thoughts and headcanons and theories

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trollprincess · 1 year

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Watched the Teen Wolf movie.

… well, that happened.

I read a spoiler-free review a couple of days ago that was like, “You have to have seen the show before to know what’s going on,” but I’ve seen every episode, like, ten times at this point and I was still asking myself what the fuck was going on multiple times.

This feels like something Jeff Davis wrote on a napkin when he got bored and then didn’t edit. Like, it’s one thing to be like “Lydia left Stiles and he’s off ‘fighting his own fires’, whatever the hell that means.” You can’t get Dylan back, you can’t get him back. Whatever. But why the hell is Derek saying so many very, very dim things? That “your eyes!” line is funny, but it makes him sound like they put a Stiles line in his mouth. Melissa and Argent are in multiple scenes together and I literally had to stop myself and try to remember if they even *spoke* to one another. Are they together? Who the fuck knows? “Did you tell your mom?” doesn’t tell me shit. Maybe they are, maybe they’re not. There’s just so, SO much of this.

Addendum: I mean … Adrian? Really? Seriously?! What, did he get picked out of a hat?

Addendum, part two: Does Eli have a personality? He has no mom so he only has Derek who talks to him like he just met Eli yesterday, he’s on the lacrosse team but in Beacon Hills which guys aren’t, he has no friends that we see, all he does is steal Stiles’s jeep. Oh, and he’s got past trauma from seeing Derek wolf out, but JD can’t write people dealing with past trauma to save his life. That ending is hilarious because “teen” and “wolf” are literally the only two things I know about Eli. At all. I mean, he seems very nice, but it’s not enough to make me want to watch a new show about him. At least Scott had Stiles and lacrosse within that first episode.

So much of a two-and-a-half hour movie had me going, “Okay, that could have been written better.”

I said, “Well, that was A Choice,” out loud twice during the movie, which is two times too many.

Okay, I want to preface this by saying it is NOT a criticism. Crystal Reed is 38. She has had a little work done, which there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with. *However*, these actors are all notably older than they were during the show, which makes sense given they AND THEIR CHARACTERS have aged. So are we just handwaving Allison’s aging? I mean, she’s clearly physically *not* a teenager, but is Allison supposed to have come back as one? Okay, fine, we dangled some keys over the Nemeton and now Allison’s back? I just …

The fact that there are at least two characters who are like, “I haven’t used my powers at all in the last fifteen years!” is annoying as balls. I just have a hard time believing that overachiever Lydia is really going to let her banshee abilities slide. I feel like the Lydia I know, over the course of fifteen years, would have been able to send a dart into the bullseye through an open bar door from a block away from absurd amounts of practice. She might not have been fighting monsters the same way she had in high school, but STILL.

Jackson could have not been there and the flimsy plot would have still worked, and yet Colton was enjoying himself immensely in a way everyone but maybe Ian was not. Also, Jackson and Ethan are still together! Awww. Wish we could have gotten two and a half hours of that.

NGL, I laughed when Derek died. It was mostly because I could see the strings. Which I probably shouldn’t be able to, but I could see “well, he’s Superman now and we can’t bring him back for more movies and episodes” tugging that little plot point into position. To be fair, you can’t really have the character walk that plot point into existence when you’re writing him from minute one as if he banged his head off something.

Scott and Allison … just … can we stop for a second and go back to that question of where she’s at when she comes back? Because I feel like we’re going back to the issues with Malia when she returned from being in coyote form for years, except in that instant she lived those years. And it was still problematic for her to be having sex with Stiles and going to regular high school classes. Allison hasn’t been *alive* for fifteen years. She hasn’t even been a CORPSE. She’s been ash in an urn. And now she’s back after dying when she was a teenager, and it’s just back with Scott and everything’s normal? Come on. Come ON.

Meanwhile, Malia and Parrish. I’m fine with that. Provide that man as many fitted uniforms and fireproof underwear as he needs to rip and/or burn off.

I’m mad about Hikari, because I’m sure she’s great, but also it feels like they wrote Kira in and then when Arden wouldn’t do it they erased Kira and drew Hikari in but without giving her much to do as a person instead of a kitsune. (And if she and Liam were together together, then let them be? I don’t fucking know at this point.)

I know this sounds like I didn’t like the movie, and that’s because I didn’t, but also I appreciate it being so badly written because watching badly written things makes me throw things and shout “I can write better than that!”, and in this case I have a first draft inspired by Teen Wolf crossed with Yellowjackets which I can direct my annoyance at.

#teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #omg that was terrible #jeff davis is not a gift

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justjimedits · 1 year

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Facts from the Teen Wolf Movie

- Everybody left Beacon Hills except Derek Hale with his son Eli, Sheriff Stilinski, Jordan Parrish, Malia, Melissa McCall and Mason. - They all know Derek has a son, Scott saw Eli last when he was three years old. - Derek has an actual house now and people still flock there, like they did at the loft. - Derek and Peter have an autoshop where Malia works too. It’s called Hale Auto. - Allison died 15 years ago, around the time Eli was born. - Eli isn’t adopted, he’s a full blown Hale. - Eli faints at the sight of his fangs or claws and that’s why he’s not a werewolf yet. - Eli keeps stealing the Jeep, the jeep which belongs to Derek. - Derek’s car once again gets totaled but at least it wasn’t the Camaro. -There are a lot of naked butts in the movie. Sadly not the ones we’d care about. - Derek is badly injured and spends a good amount of the movie passed out with either Scott hovering over him or Deaton caring for him. (Which explains why he was able to film this movie and some of Superman and Lois at the same time) - Derek took care of Eli since he was little because he protected him from coyotes when he was too little to remember and playing on the floor. Derek fully transformed to chase the coyotes off and Eli was scared of him so Derek didn’t shift since. - Noah’s speech about Derek always taking the pain and torture to protect others and always getting up after it until he couldn’t? That’s what hurts the most.

#teen wolf movie #HERE BE SPOILERS #spoilers #teen wolf

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themythscometolife · 1 year

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Teen Wolf The Movie

Be warned there will be spoilers in this post.

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Liam being in Japan is interesting.

We adore Scott interacting with children. Aw. He wants to have kids 😭

The sound production on this movie is awful. I had to change my sound bar to Standard instead of theatre. So weird.

Scott and Deaton seemingly running an animal shelter together is so lovely.

Scott clinging to Chris Argent is everything I needed.

JR Bourne was made for Chris Argent.

Oo Bardo. Is Allison in Bardo then? So perhaps could be cleansed and brought back?

“Well that fucking concept…” Oo. Chris Argent cursing is doing things to me. 😏

Scott jumping into some thousand year old ritual because of Allison feels… I don’t know. I’m not loving the regression.

Lydia doing business woman power boss work is nice. Well that turned real fast

The banshee premonitions are coming in faster. Practice and time.

Hot wiring the jeep and stealing from your dad seems like a bad move.

Mason being a cop SUCKS. Fuck that shit.

Derek being a consultant for the police department is… a move.

Derek being in sad mode is also nice.

“Why the hell does he keep taking the jeep?” “Because he knows I hate it.”

oh dang! They full on demolished Oak Creek! Which makes sense.

The editing in this movie is so jarring.

Lydia and Scott hugging 🥺

There’s like grass and dirt everywhere. You needed that specifically? To break concrete?

Jackson just fucking entering the scene and eating left over food is hilarious!

JACKSON AND ETHAN ARE STILL TOGETHER FUCK YEAH

Of course it’s the Nemeton.

I called the Malia and Parrish thing back when the trailer hit.

RYAN KELLEY’S BUTT!!!!

Oh she’s afraid of commitment. I mean… valid tbf. Coyote’s are supposed to mate for life so.

“I missed you too.” “No you didn’t.” “I wanted to.” “Now that I believe.”

Autistic Malia.

Has Chris been possessed?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Darkness you mother fucker.” LMAO

I’m really loving the set light in the background of the forest that isn’t even concealed.

“I was only three the last time you saw me.” oh damn 12 years

Anticlimactic little spell. But i know it’s a red herring.

Oh there we go. Is this a light of life?

Yep. There’s Allison. Oh Crystal Reed butt 😏

IS MELISSA A DOCTOR?!?!

Ope. There goes the fireflies. Owl City blares in the background.

“My good friend, your dad…” 🥺 They’re good friends.

I see why people say this is queerbaiting Sterek again. The jeep, the awkward clumsiness.

Think this would be like being awoken from a 17 year coma? Kinda seems like it. Maybe that would have made more sense tbh.

She is a trained hunter. Of course she can and will fight back.

She thinks Derek’s the alpha? Interesting.

I miss the Stiles Nogitsune.

So we just have an unlocked Kitsune at the police station? You know what? Yeah why not.

How does he have nine tails but doesn’t even know he’s a kitsune?

The god forsaken tunnels.

Oo! A little Eaddy Mays.

Jackson being here for one liners is fun.

I do miss Tyler as Derek.

Ah and here’s Liam and Hikari. Is she a flame Kitsune?

Scott’s out of practice but his beta is requesting help.

“Yeah but I’m a nice demon.” Yes you are baby.

Eli passes out when he sees his own fangs and claws? Lmao

Peter just inviting himself in. Of course.

“The healing process is faster with fire.” WITH WOLFS BANE! This is new. Why?

Jackson just wants to remind everyone he’s part Kanima.

“i’ll stop anyone that tries to kill an innocent 15 year old.” DOUBT

Scott just forcing Eli to transform is… a choice. Necessary but still

Oh okay it is wolfsbane. Interesting. She worked fast.

So the ONI are taking people like removing pieces from a board. But not killing them since Mason disappeared but they just straight up killed the blonde cop and now are showing up to Scott’s house and with Hikari/Liam

Not the aishiteru. NOT THE AISHITERU lmao

“Remember who you are.” okay fucking Mufasa.

And there goes Eli. bless his heart. he tried to be the bad wolf on campus.

Scott just piercing himself on the kunai. Boy. You are stupid.

“Okay you killed me, now can we talk?”

“There’s blood.” sir. there’s a red splotch on the ground. That ground crawling was unnecessary. But i respect Ian’s commitment

Jackson pointing out they’re Rowan trees is nice. Glad he’s useful.

“We protect those who can not protect themselves.”

And she kicks him okay

“If we don’t die tonight we can talk about the look.” Ah yes the marrish we all definitely asked for.

ARE THEY SAYING ITS FUCKING ADRIAN HARRIS?!? lmao they just brought whoever they could back huh

The Allison healing Scott but using a torch is… Whew.

Allison choosing to find her father is on brand. I like that.

“Because I’m still in love with you.” Oh man

“i was your chemistry teacher, Jackson. You fucking idiot.” LMAO

Not a fucking 30 something year old man playing High School lacrosse.

You’re telling me wolf coyotes would run into a werewolf’s house and try to eat or maim the werewolf’s child? Yeah okay

Car crashes can happen whether you’re there or not. You would still experience it.

This kinda implies that Stiles actually died.

Lmao Greenberg.

“My friends are in trouble and it’s all my fault.” :c

“i’ve killed oni before.” “then let’s kill a few more.”

“You are a hellhound that burns hellfire. Now burn this fucker up.”

I actually appreciate the amount of cursing that they’re doing. Truly capturing the millennial adult experience.

A banshee wail taking out the Oni. Okay

And waking up Allison fully, I suppose. Kinda like what they did for Mason as The Beast. A decent parallel.

The disgust on Allison’s face at the thought of killing Scott.

I feel like three arrows is overkill. Not a fucking heart blood stain.

Oh yeah. It’s all an illusion.

How did Hikari just cover him in Fox Fire?

“Silver, you mother fucker.” this movie is so ridiculous. / pos

lmao an alpha nogitsune. yeah okay

This sequence needed more Liam. A joke honestly

Derek: I’m cool calm and collected

Eli: Dad?!

Derek: MY SON! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON?!

Sir, is this Finding Nemo?

I actually applaud Dyan O’Brien for not joining this mess.

“I can’t you’ll both burn up.”

You’re fucking telling me Derek Hale holds the alpha Nogitsune while Jordan Parrish “Lights this fucker up.”

AND YOU LWT TOUR SON WATCH?!?!!?!

Hello, I’ll take, how many layers of trauma can we inflict in one stupid action for Derek Hale.

Oh yeah. A child was fucking orphaned but Allison lives. Okay. I guess.

And Scott gets to be a dad… jesus fucking christ

Hoechlin said “yeah i’ll come back. but on one condition. you can never bring me back ever again.”

“I’ve never seen anyone take the kind of punishment that Derek Hale took.”

YIKES

Yeah your dad died. But here’s a jeep! That stiles got… because his mom dad.

The dead parent Jeep.

“I’m not worried about the past. Because now I have a future… with him… and you.” 😤

Adrian Harris to Eichen? Yikes

Aw. Tyler’s dad.

So. Uh That happened I guess…

lmao what am I even supposed to say or think

#out of myths #fiona liveblogs #teen wolf the movie #what the fuck was that

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