#soapy thoughts

[soapyghost]

THE MATH BE MATHING??? GAZ IS CANONICALLY AT LEAST 34???????????????

Assuming he joined up the minute he turned 18 - he's at least 34???!?!?!?!

#mw2 #modern warfare 2 #soapy thoughts #gaz #kyle gaz garrick #gaz is 34?!?!?! #decade of service?!?!?!? #im #oh my god

[soapkaars]

One of the funniest Dutch phrases I’m reminded of today is ‘van je hart geen moordkuil maken’ which means to be honest, open, and transparent with your feelings, but which literally means ‘don’t make your heart into a murderpit’

#soapy thoughts

[majinbangus]

Captain MacTavish giving you dick so good you start drooling into the sheets and the fucker has the nerve to laugh (affectionately) at you and mockingly asks if it's not enough but before you can say anything (not that you could get more than a few babbles out), he repositions you until you're bent in half and thrusts deep deep, pulling pathetic little squeals from your throat as you scramble to hold onto anything- the sheets, pillows, him- to keep yourself grounded while you're getting the life fucked outta you, but then he goes harder and you really think you'll be brain dead by the time he's done with you.

#soapy thoughts :] #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #captain mactavish x reader

[smolnchubby]

Could I see that perfect body of your in the shower?

Sure! :3 ❤️

#attention wh0r3 #fr33use #ownership #k1nk blog #filthy thoughts #free use kink #needy toy #shower #soapy body #soapy tiddies

[bunny-extract]

instead of his balaclava Ghost wears his bike helmet when he's in civilian areas. Pitch black visor, matte black shell with a spray painted skull across the visage that Soap did for him.

#rides his bike everywhere he possibly can #and everywhere he possibly shouldn't #no plates obviously #soap doesn't ride tho stfu he is not allowed to drive #you thought simon shouldn't have a license wait until you see soapy #he'll backpack but price is his pick to go riding with #they're both big into restoring old bikes it's the way price was able to beak into his shell

[fictionadventurer]

I thought that it was stupid that Brandon Sanderson had the narrator of Tress of the Emerald Sea call all the unnamed sailors "Dougs" when he could have just called them, you know, sailors. But then I started using the term. Turns out having a word for "yes, we know that realistically all these individuals have unique identities and personalities, but they're not the focus of this story so we're going to treat them as faceless background characters" is surprisingly useful.

#random thought of the day #because i was thinking way too deep into the portrayal of the nurses in artful dodger #and getting a bit worked up at how they're shoved aside (as usual for medical dramas) and not treated as real people #and then i was like 'calm down they're just dougs in this story it's okay' #(and then the next ep had one of the nurses call the girl a witch and i was like 'oh they remembered they have feelings. good work') #(and i felt even better) #incidentally despite my one and only post about that show being an angry nursing rant i am enjoying it #the girl's stupidly modern face and extreme entitlement are annoying #and i did skip part of ep ii because i'd just prefer not to watch relics be the butt of the joke #(even though they looked to be heading a slightly-less-offensive route than expected) #and ep 3 is going more soapy and melodramatic and less fun #but i do like that they have a 'young idealist versus experienced fatalist' dynamic going #soundtrack is fun #anachronism stays mostly on the fun side of the scale #fagin is shockingly amusing (i had expected more of a 'creepy blackmailer holding the past over his head' instead of 'chaotic criminal dad' #and i like that they're showing some restraint #(the deciding factor in watching it was my extreme surprise that a historical original was tv-14 instead of ma) #so we'll see how long it lasts but for now i'm not regretting the decision to watch

[feelin-peachy-keen]

🫧Squeaky Clean🫧

#me #peachy thoughts #pierced #ive been told soapy pics are better than non soapy #rbs welcome #peachy pics

[munsonfamilyband]

So we all have sort of agreed that Eddie uses cheap haircare/doesn’t take care of his curls but I have two specific reasons for it.

One part of it is the money aspect, he gets 2-in-1 to save up money to spend on expenses or music stuff. The other part is linked to my personal belief that he has ADHD, which is executive dysfunction. I know I personally have a hard time pushing myself to shower and take care of my hair and skin and I just think Eddie would fall into that camp.

It isn’t until he and Steve get together that he starts taking care of his hair, and not even because Steve insists on getting him nice shampoo and conditioner. No, the thing that gets him to shower more/better is that Steve promises to shower with him.

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #ADHD eddie munson thoughts at 9 in the morning #i will go days without showering and i feel like eddie does too #steve uses their insane libidos to get eddie to shower and he won’t refuse it - steve wet and soapy? eddies in

[soapyghost]

NEW GHOST SKIN!!

Look at his silly little dad sunglasses. I love him.

“Gotta grab my sunglasses before crashing the car on my way to pickup Johnny from football”

#mw2 #modern warfare 2 #mw2 x reader #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #soapy thoughts #ghost fic #ghost fanfiction #ghost #cod #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #Simon Riley #my dad has glasses just like these #I can’t

[majinbangus]

Soap realizing how much it turns you on when he talks Smart™ so every chance he gets, he's spouting off random facts about advanced mathematical equations and obscure chemicals he's studied or even how to disarm different kinds of bombs.

He thinks it's cute how you go a little dumb in response, not because you're stupid, but because you think with your pussy when he shows off how intelligent he is.

#john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soapy thoughts :] #afab reader

[spleen9000]

huh apparently wood cutting boards are fairly antimicrobial due to absorption of moisture by the wood and (depending on your washing & prep practices) can harbor less bacteria than plastic cutting boards

#just saw something saying you shouldn't cut meat on wood cutting boards and thought that seemed fishy with no context and I guess it was #plastic is not a magically more foodsafe material..... #also theoretically you can sand down an old cut up wood board #and in my food service experience those plastic boards get all rough and cut up sooo fast #and like they're put in soapy water and sanitizer so it's fine #but it doesn't seem like it would be an inherently safer food prep surface in any way #people are also cleaning their wooden boards with soap like. how would plastic be any better in the first place #look this up yourself though before telling other people I'm just some guy on the internet not a food safety expert

[hellishartblog]

A taste of home (wip)

#alhaitham #kaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #persian food #this is a little comic about apartment life with kaveh and alhaitham #i was playing genshin looking at all the new middle eastern dishes you can make and thought of my grandpa's tahdig #it always has this soapy taste to it and despite that sounding nasty its actually become really comforting #im going off to college soon and its got me nostalgic so i made this comic of kaveh struggling to make tahdig #alhaitham startles him and he drops it causing him to be a lil emotional cause he just cant get it to taste like home #haitham in all his wisdom realises what its missing(soapy flavor) because kaveh had brought it to the appt before #he then makes a perfect rendition bc of course hes alhaitham and it causes kaveh to cry happy tears #well more like bittersweet tears #hes havin a moment #anyways a little bit of self insert into my art as usual :p #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart #genshin fanart #kaveh fanart #alhaitham fanart #my art #art #digital art

[nero-neptune]

every so often, this manifest nbc show has a scene that makes me think i'm watching one of those christian youth group short films that have a lesson about "having faith" lmao

#this show is so christian #i thought this was gonna be a fun soapy scifi show (with a sprinkle of politics) but now it's about the voice of god! i cant even!!! #rambles #manifest nbc

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