#soccer mom vibes

[housecow]

been driving a minivan all week… practice for when it’s the only car i can fit into 🥰

#and then i will graduate to the bed of a truck ❤️ #talk #feedism. #or maybe this hearkens back to the fatass soccer mom vibe…

[bombusbombus]

not to post about The Croptop Outfit AGAIN, but I met one person who hadn't seen that last panel and it was excuse enough to bring the whole thing back.

#booster gold #he looks like he's taking down a mugger in a whole foods parking lot while his cringefail husband hides in the car with the kids #it just really hits the soccer mom/trophy wife nail on the head #on top of his usual slutty himbo vibes #anyways. wish the faces werent so fuckin ugly

[impromptu-sketches]

one of my favorite pictures of Kazuki (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡♡♡

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #gives me soccer mom vibes #something about how the coat fits him #he looks like a strong lesbian with his cute little goth wife #anime

[marigoldstars78]

"Now Serving: Dead number 1,586..."

Next post: Mictecacihuatl! My interpertation's ruler of Purgatorio, the newest addition to Mictlan. She's one of my most changed designs from the original, but I think that makes her pop more.

Explanation below:

#Modern Day Gods #my art #aztecs #aztec mythology #character design #mictecacihuatl #This design is one of my favs #I don't really know why I gave her soccer mom vibes but its there forever now so #idk man she's cool we love girlfailures in this household

[essektheylyss]

[weeping] It's about the inherent supremacy of change due to its intrinsic role in the endless cycles of creation and destruction!

[weeping harder] It's also about the inherent supremacy of fantasy worldbuilding with a weird fucking tree!

#acoc #anyway I finished. about forty minutes ahead of schedule even lmfao. #I do have to run to the store to get milk so that I can hang out and drink a beer while I watch lol. #it's fine. I'm sure there will be no soccer moms weirded out by a recently-sobbing idiot in a hawaiian shirt. #normal shit happening today. #okay but yeah considering people having been telling me this campaign's philosophy is my whole vibe. they were correct.

[aenyaa]

help me pick a new fc for maya !!

#if u have any suggestions (preferably girls with it girl vibes and look like moms that sounds odd but sjdjjss) #feel free to add them! #when i mean moms i mean like rich wine moms / soccer moms / stay at home moms / trophy wives yk

[cicerobussytransplant]

funniest thing abt tumblr is following ppl who will take the worst, most stomach-churning little man and then diagnose him with wandering womb syndrome in what is very clearly abstracted from anything god put on this earth but is actually very credible in the specific bubble tumblr has created

#.text #before somebody misinterprets #im referring to all the anakin posts who are always one bad day away from assigning him #mom who is hated by all the other more respectable moms at soccer games vibes #and again i think those posts are super funny

[imwritesometimes]

ngl watching kenobi and seeing all these kick ass duels again like in the prequels makes me really mad my mom didn't let me do fencing like I wanted to when I was a kid....

#we got a ton of sports chanels when I was a kid cause my dad uhhhhhhhh DIDN'T steal premium cable???!!!?! #and there was like a match on one day and I spent all day with my dad while my mom was at work it just me and dad #and I was like 👀 and so he let me watch it and I was like I wanna do THAT! #my parents had been trying to get me to do ANYTHING but I was a very chill laid back kid I wanted to read and play dolls and pet my cat #no soccer no softball no girlscouts just wanted to vibe which... lol STILL #but I saw the fencing and I was like THAT! I WANNA DO THAT! #and my dad was SO EXCITED Y'ALL he got the phone book out and started looking for training places like mfer was like #my daughter's gonna SWORD FIGHT YEAHHHHHH #and my mom got home and said absolutely not no not happening #fuckin ruined my life. I'd be a super villain by now. #erin explains it all

[pyonzzz]

YEAH TOMOYA'S SOLO IS SO<3<3<3 i love him he should know that

SO REAL AND TRUUUUEE i think of all the ra*bits he and mitsu need so much more love and attention. move over hajime and nazu its brunette time

#not art #nyx tag #i love my unit sm but PLEASE everyone sleeps on mitsu and tomo unless its in regards to other characters :((( #tmhk this or track and field club that but what about THEM!!!! #(<- defensive soccer mom vibes)

[kawaiibabe88]

I think a lot about this bathroom wall, thank you fair maidens of the bars that night for the music suggestions 🫡

#have mercy #mom jeans #microwave #Palmer squares #soccer mommy #vibes #aesthetic #midwest #midwest emo #bar #bathroom #bathroom stall #music #follow my blog

[beneaththegildedmoon]

I need to find a queer hair stylist near me bc there's a definite difference between the kind of haircut stylists give a straight woman who asks for a pixie/mullet/etc. vs the vibes I'm actually going for

#stop giving me Hot Girl vibes #i want to be immediately clockable as Just a Lil Guy #i will literally bring in photos of men and obviously queer people as inspo and they will send me out looking like a soccer mom #it has to stop #i dont care if straight men find me hot #i already have one of those and he doesn't give a shit about my hair

[heydrangeas]

“I have to be the most persecuted person here for some reason” - the guy reading the Bhagavad Gita at the bagel place this morning probably

#why is it always these spiritual types quote unquote #being the biggest dicks to service workers lol #second only to middle aged soccer moms #you are not being persecuted bro u are just making everyone uncomfortable with your whiny vibes #enlightened my absolute ass #as an aside my vibe sensor is so finely tuned I knew he was being a problem before he even accosted an employee lol

[yukibitez]

another recent lady

#i got soccer mom vibes sooo i've gotta make her kids at some point #yukisimz

[prompt-master]

Anyway anyone who says 87 Splinter isn't their father hasn't actually seen 87 because he's just as if not more doting on his sons in 87, the main difference is that they don't refer to each as father and sons

#tmnt #he gives me soccer mom vibes sometimes. the episode where he learns basketball with them is so cute #he takes care of em when theyre sicm he gets excited at the idea of the turtles being in love he worries whenever he thinks they got hurt #literally does the ''tv will rot your brains :('' type shit #hes their dad okay listen to me

[skelly-jellyss]

hey heads up you can feel how you want about skyler but if you feel like she’s “emasculating” or in any way responsible for walt’s choices you’re just shitty. actually

#personally i think she’s kinda annoying #like very suburban soccer mom i don’t vibe with her or marie #and ive heard she does more later #but like walt chose to cook meth because hes a bad person. not because she was a “bad wife” or #some bs #also “emasculating” just reeks of misogyny #like the notion that masculinity is something women do not understand #or are not capable of #maybe you should stop victim blaming. and like. engage in introspection. bitch #skyler white

[smalliishbeanss]

*also looks at her nails* huh, well they look lovely, mumbo did a pretty good job on them-blaze anon

"Of course he did. He's good at everything!"

Joel beamed.

#friends on the other side || blaze anon #ooc: proud soccer mom vibes .