#someone do it with me ❤️

[sunpathos]

i wanna see the story of a youngling who was able to survive the massacre of everything they knew. of the institution that was taking care of them, to have to run from those who turned, to have to forget things that have been told to you. to want to... help but knowing you'd be hunted down for it. to watch the little friends you have left, die at the hands of the inquisitors. to have survival's guilt, to know and understand the clones and to crave everything that is now long lost

#imma do it bc ooooofff i am interested #someone do it with me ❤️ #kenobi spoilers #𝗆𝗎𝗇. posts

[hyunpic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNJIN 🖤

#hyunjin #skz #bystay #staydaily #gifs #stray kids #love u with every fiber found within me. no one has ever impacted my life quite like you #i will be thinking about you even at the ends of the world #I WILL NEVER LET U GOOO O OO OO. OOOOOH my everything forever and ever like we are 4lyfers for real #if he asked i would hand pick stars from the sky for him just like flowers #😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞❤️❤️ #idk why im getting so emotional rn like woah hh h woahhh woahhh #ive never been more proud and excited to be a fan of someone #the passion love and care u put in to everything u do is unmatched and #im looking forward to future knowing how u want to improve at things u love #even though to me u are perfect rn as u are #but the thought of u wanting to show us even greater things in the future makes me vibrate #thank u for being u and bringing light and love to my life every day 🥹 #i hope the whole universe brings u all the love back u give to it #YIPPIEEEWW MIGHT OF SHED A TEAR #HAPPY BDAY MY LOVIEEEEEEEEE ILYYYYYYY

[caliphoria17]

The OCS Newsletter exclusive Warrior Nun Stunt Team BTS footage - Alba becoming Ava

Did someone say more Alba stunt training videos?

#Me. I’m someone. #Amazed and truly appreciative of her dedication to do her own stunts as much as possible #❤️❤️❤️ #Alba Baptista #Warrior Nun #WN video #Warrior Nun edit #AB edit #My edit

[melissa-leaf]

#I just want someone to look at me the way Carlitos looks at Juanki #is that too much to ask for or what #I do even have curls! and sweatpants 😂😭😂 #carlos alcaraz #special spanish baby #gifs #tennis #vamos 😌❤️ #juan carlos ferrero

[skellydun]

starting to realize why I never used twitter or reddit after my carefully cultivated internet enclosure gets broken into

#christ alive we sure do cultivate our own internet experiences huh #and now i feel my enclosure has been busted into by an annoying pack of wolves #from one annoying person to another its ok not to add a comment on every post someone makes ❤️ u can even use the tags #im the most annoying person in the tags #i know theres been a billion if youre new to tumbly wumbly this is what u do posts #this sounds passive aggressive and mean but its not im just venting on me own blog babey #this mainly about posts i make and seeing people just put big ol paragraphs about how they disagree w the post like babey do not reblog it

[tortureandtickles]

dudesssss i just found one of my favourite tickling videos ever!!!!!

it’s literally a “how to” guide on tickling someone’s feet 😵‍💫 there’s SO many psychological tricks that he plays on her and it was fucking with my brain just watching. he would say “which foot would you rather me tickle?” and WHATEVER ANSWER SHE GAVE HE WOULD HOLD THAT FOOT BUT TICKLE THE OTHER ONE??????

and the TEASING????? he was saying shit like “oh i bet that tickles so bad right now doesn’t it? especially since i put oil on there and i’m attacking your worst spot”. like HELLO???? CAN YOU NOT????

and he was talking about how she could move away if she really wanted too EVEN THOUGH SHE COULDNT 🫠🫠🫠

like bruhhhh big big credit to the creators of this video because i swear to god i’m in the biggest fucking lee mood EVER now. need someone to tease me like he did!!!! need someone to tickle me until i cry 😭😭

#my mind is running wild with ideas and i CANT COPE #hmphhhhh to have someone do this to me until i’m crying and begging???? #i need this in my life this instant #i swear to god #okay bye #if you saw this no you didn’t ❤️

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

i also popped into the grapes in sheffield yesterday (where the monkeys played their very first gig back in 2003 🥹) for a quick pint and it literally had the loveliest atmosphere, even the bouncer was super sweet. cash only, live music happening in a back room, exclusively locals (and me, sorry), and an arctic monkeys banner above the bar 🥰 (and i spotted baby alex at the leadmill too 🫶🏼)

#had to do a little arctic monkeys pilgrimage of course ❤️ #it was so lovely hearing the accent everywhere #and everyone was so friendly and helpful #like extremely so #my train to london was cancelled this morning so i asked someone for help #and they went out of their way to make sure i could go on another one and helped me find everything #and then informed his colleagues of what was going on and they later came to check on me to see if i was all sorted now 🥺 #northern hospitality 💯 #love it here #anyways sorry for all the rambling lol #i am just feeling emotional about everything apparently #alex turner #arctic monkeys #minnie talks

[whereismyhat5678]

Hello hi I’m here from talking to C. AI

I’m currently talking to Peppino and I’m talking as Gerome, and I’m so obsessed of how cute the conversation is since he’s basically coming out as Aro/Ace and Peppino IS SO SUPPORTIVE BRO LIKE-

Kicking my feet and squealing this is so cute-

#Pizza Tower #Let’s get some Aro/Ace appreciation 🫶🫶 #(I really hope I served the Aro/Aces justice I REALLY REALLY DO #If anything sounds bad please let me know I want to make it accurate 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #I don’t think I play a very good Gerome but I tried my best- 😅 #Btw I think Peppino and Gerome would just hang out casually. Since he isn’t someone that constantly bugs him and is loud Peppino would #actually like talking to him #Peppino and Gerome being dudes it good in my opinion 👍 #I like to see it 👁️❤️👁️ #Gerome #Peppino #C.Ai

[junkartie]

I think the most crushing autism experience is friends/romantic partners eventually figuring out youre masking bcz if you keep it up long enough its also off-putting & unnatural and then insisting you act like yourself- only to realize they in fact do not like your real self and make comments about how annoying/different youre acting all of a sudden. ❤️🧎‍♀️

#realest shit i ever said #anyway this has hapenned so many times that im convinced only 3-4 people actually can stand me. ❤️🙏 #literally makes me sooooo mad too #‘’nooo youre not being yourself with me please ill accept you no matter what’’ #no actually. you do not like me sadly 🙏🙏🙏 #ughhhhh #i be in situations #this isnt a jab at myself i am so cool and funny #and trust im self aware enough to know the traits people dislike about me are fr harmless but could annoy someone easily. #so its not really mine or their fault #plus literally my brain just does not work like a neurotypical person #sorry i do not feel about things the way u do

[dimeadozencows]

Krispee cream

#kris deltarune #kris dreemurr #deltarune #kris my beloved #i don't think I've even liked a vg protagonist as much as i love them #maybe chell #but i love kris even more #i love them so much i wanna stop playing Deltarune to give them a break ❤️ #i like the idea of them feeling gender euphoria in the dark worlds #not only because of one of the most comforting lines in vg history that you can get by interacting with their closet in castle town #'you can wear whatever you want' #but also because someone noticed that their sitting down sprite in the dark world is slightly taller than the light world equivalent #(the one thats used in ch 2 next to the lake if you dont talk to onion san in ch 1) #cus yeah. magical world where everything is perfect. where u get magic powers and awesome outfits. where everyone likes you and prises you #gender euphoria fits right in :] #honestly id open a dark fountain to feel taller regardless of any apocalyptic ramifications or #faceless outside forces who could harm me and my loved ones #i totally understand them and i do not believe anyone has the right to judge their actions #my art #i was on the fance about posting these but afreakingmilkshake convinced me :] i hope i spelled ur username right lol #i lovvvve giving them hairstyles. if only i could make my hair into a perfectly round afro and not have it sadly droop like sad spongebob #maybe in a dark world #(↑another reason to open the dark fountain. they were justified) #i also love giving them braces. and eye bags. and dry skin. the middle school essentials #i love them. i hope the game ends soon so we can leave them alone so they could shower. the poor bastard

[singsweetmelodies]

had a piarles thought ❤️

#piarles #10 x 16 #❤️💙 #this is very messy but it's 00:42 for me so please have some grace 😅 #the idea wouldn't let me sleep till i went and made the edit though!! so here we go ❤️ #hope someone appreciates this concept as much as i do 🥹

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Same Kenergy

#someone PLEASE tell these men that they're kenough #and that they're great at doing stuff #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #richard jerimovich #richie jerimovich #barbie #the bear #carmrich #shoutout to lunaintheskyforever for telling me their actual shipname ❤️

[bonnie-bug]

I know I’ve seen it somewhere before (most likely here on tumblr) but i AM obsessed with the idea of a muppets version of good omens where the human characters are all played by muppets and aziraphale and crowley are played by humans who are very clearly controlling muppet versions of themselves as their corporations but the muppets only ever directly address the muppet corporations. as far as they can see aziraphale and crowley are also only muppets

moreover I am EXTRA obsessed with the idea that aziraphale and crowley. also keep up the muppeteering when alone with each other. their muppets are their corporations how they interact with the earth and they interact with each other while within these corporations. but when you can literally see their true (human) forms looming over their dinky little flesh (felt) bodies it adds a new level of hilarity

I cant tell which would be funnier: if, when talking to each other, they looked each other dead in the eyes while making their muppets also look at each other, or if they ALSO pretended the other was only a muppet and utterly ignored their true human forms

that being said I think for the drunk scene they should be slugging back actual glasses of wine in one hand and just very sloppily controlling their muppet selves with the other. the muppets have little fake glasses of wine too obvi

with tracy aziraphale just takes over as her muppeteer she just sometimes moves and talks on her own. all the other angels and demons are just humans but when on earth the angels have muppets and the demons have really shitty hand puppets. they just stand there holding the muppets/puppets they dont make them move and act. aziraphale and crowley are thought to be very weird and creepy for doing so with theirs

the horsepersons…. I think they start with muppets only but you can see there’s sticks or wires or whatever controlling their limbs. and them when they start to come into their power suddenly they’re being controlled by a person. and when they go full Horsepersons Of The Apocalypse they’re fully human (in form). except for death. death is identical to tv canon bc he’s the one who hides his true nature the least. and he’s creepier that way

with adam? I think he’s just an uncomfortably human looking muppet. his face is more normally proportioned. his felt is a very human beigey tan. his hands are uncomfortably dextrous like the swedish chef’s. maybe when he comes into his powers he starts looking less and less like a muppet and more and more like a human until it culminates in something dead center in the uncanny valley for both humans and muppets. and then after he tells satan to fuck off he suddenly looks almost perfectly muppet normal with only a twinge of almost-human-y since he still has at least Some powers

in terms of the muppet casting I have no idea who should be whom jdjdbdkd maybe miss piggy for anathema and kermit for newt, mostly bc they’re arguably the main human (adult) characters and it’s funny to me to call a frog “newt”. however this version does not include the all-but-onscreen sex scene okay we do not need to see that. it fades to black just like in the book thank you ❤️

also to be clear all the angels and demons and in particular aziraphale and crowley are all still dressed like in canon. when their wings show up their human true form also has wings. crowley puts on sunglasses on his human self before digging out a tiny pair of muppet sized ones and putting it in his muppet hand to put on his muppet face. yknow. stuff like that

#yes I’m putting way too much thought into something I literally will never do anything with shut up jdbdbdkd #this ordinarily would be shared with my friends or something but my brain has so many worms in it rn and refuses to let me socialize #so instead u get to see my stream of consciousness shitposting directly on ur dash. you’re welcome ❤️ #good omens #muppets #muppet au #the bon speaks #having one human try to accurately control a muppet doesnt Really make logistic sense I know but shhhh #I know with most larger muppets u need two people to control them one with the mouth and one arm and someone else with the other arm but #idk. maybe they can manage to use two of those sticks in one hand kdjdbdk #every dramatic scene just becomes 1000% funnier when u imagine it happening with each of them holding a muppet version of himself #again! I will do nothing with this au! but I must think out every angle for it regardless alas #anyway hope u enjoyed my rambling abt gomens but muppets jdbdvdnd #if u read all the post and all these tags I give u a kees on the forehead (• ε •)

[alexcutecolly]

Oh to be nommed all of a sudden, randomly, playfully, with no explanation, by someone you really trust and care about 🥺

Like, head empty. Just noms ❤️

#i crave the safe noms from someone really sweet and lovely #also tbh all random noms are good to me as long as they're safe #cause honestly a pred can just snatch you up and devour you and you'd be too powerless to do anything #but as long as they let you out later and you're safe with them it's all neat to me ❤️ #safe vore #g/t vore #extreme cuddling #unwilling vore implied #tagging this just to be safe cause it comes up a bit in the previous tags #v0re #v.ore

[barksouls2]

My rationale for putting nudes on the internet even with my face visible is like well first of all who cares also i hope they end up in a vintage internet user catalogue in like 2090 also i lowkey have been sending nudes with my face since i was like 18 and i dont really think those were very good so at the very least i need the percentage of nudes of me out there to be good ones.

#also 😉 maybe 🤔 someone has more money than they know what to do with and wants to be so sweet to a me ❤️

[dreamingticklee]

being tickled and teased is so personal and just genuinely makes me feel the most loved and cared for 🥺

#best best best feelings #someone wanting to do it to *you* ??? #i just 😭🥺❤️ #it means the world to me