#soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

You know, when Tommy's video marrying Tubbo came out I remember someone saying that the fact that they said their vows out loud in front of someone who could legally officiate marriages would already make them legally married in some places, but learning they actually signed the paperwork so they are actually, honest to god, legally married because of a fucking video is something else

#qsmp #tubbo #i have so many questions but mostly #WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SIGN #KDNWKENFKWNDK #somehow it doesn't surprise me #soratsu speaks

[aandriskobold]

Session 52 of the Bastard Knights

in which the Bastards have a chat with everyone they've ever met, again; Hako is either possessed or on some serious steroids swimming between continents; we meet a tiefling who's horny in more ways than one; and find out "when you put us in a hole, we just start stripping and kissing."

- Kaze Sends to Velis asking after Hako, since we can't Send to her either. They tell us to fuck off, leave them alone, fuck off, tell them if we see Hako, and go fuck ourselves.

- Kaze sends Elinor in a Dream to Isak, who says things are complicated in Cord and his mum Mutayyim is still a ceiling, but at least they're together.

- The party eventually elects to send Salvio in a Dream to Hako, who is incredibly enthusiastic, in a boat and alone. She says a lot went down in the Fulcrum, and now she's swimming to the monastery of the Order of Michiki where the Bastards are, and is a couple of days away, having left when Cedric spoke to her the previous night. Since that journey should take three months, we are SuspiciousTM.

- The party decides to leave immediately and not wait for Hako (?) to join us. Kaze and Elinor, through Dreams, try to Dispel Magic, Divine Sense, and Zone of Truth her. Hako insists that she is swimming and is fine and not in league with Ito, but she's clearly got some weird time stuff going on. [Every single one of us rolled direly on perception checks during these dreams, so who knows what's up with her.]

- While we travel to Soratsu, Kaze teaches Leech to fire a longbow, and Leech keeps sleepwalking, dreaming of their old life, an etiquette lesson ("How do you respond to being addressed indirectly in court?" ".... with violence?"), a secret trip outside the New City. These dreams are from the point of view of their ward whose soul now inhabits Leech, and when they look down in them they see only darkness, and hear a raspy voice begging for help. When they awake, they have always walked to the west, the direction of Sovatn. After a while Elinor trains Motley to wake her when she notices Leech sleepwalking.

- One day, we hear a twig snap in the forest and discover an absolutely ripped, spectacularly horny, 6'5" red and yellow tiefling following us. Kaze casts Suggestion to make them tell us who they are and what they want, and we find that their name is Endo Nen, they want revenge, and they are immensely charmed by Kaze. It turns out they've heard of Kaze - in fact, they've heard of all of us Bastard Knights, because Professor Endo is a Master of the Arcane Arts at the university of Kosatenushi, and they are very interested in all of our magical items. They explain that in the tidal storms caused by Big Moon, some magical items were stolen and they want our help to get one back in particular: a navigational tool that may just be the exact thing that we're looking for, the one that allows planar travel. We agree to help them.

- Speaking of planar travel, Endo and Kaze chat about being from different planes. Endo is very casual about this while Kaze is mostly confused and curious, and they sometimes speak in Tekiroshi which the rest of the party can't understand. Either way, Endo flirts a lot with Kaze, scandalising the group since he's MARRIED, don't you know!

- Endo leads the party to Soratsu, a stunning city with a thriving airship port they get us through the gate on research papers, giving false names such as Sally Bird and Dolly Parton. The city is full of refugees from the coastal upheaval, who ask us well-endowed travellers to help them out but are ungrateful at the blessing of a leech. Endo locates the factory, sensing the presence of the magical item below it, and we find a secret door, which tells obnoxious knock knock jokes until Leech knock knocks, at which point the ground opens below our feet.

- [Everyone, including the four NPCs with us, except for the fucking horse, fail the dex save.] Pffr the horse watches as we all fall for over a minute and find ourselves separated into containment cells, except for people who were holding onto each other, which is Elinor and Irma, and Kaze and Endo ooooOOoooOoO.

- Magic doesn't work in this place, so when Dancing Lights fails Leech takes off their shirt to light the room with the glow of their ward's soul. Then the cells start to fill with gas and everyone passes out, except that Kaze can hold their breath indefinitely AND produce their own air, so they have no choice but to snog Endo to keep them conscious. Purely for practical reasons, of course.

- At which point a yakfolk in a gas mask enters the room. He motions to stop the gas, removes the mask, and sighs. Kankyo Hiro says, "Kaze... we've got a lot to talk about." To which Endo says, "Wait... you two know each other?" And Larc, an ice man who can't be knocked out with gas, sums up the general feeling with "this is getting fucking weird."

#it's kaze's dad everyone! and not the one we expected to meet here #according to x #dnd #the bastard knights #endo nen is a new PC btw and i'm very excited about them

[soratsuart]

Me when

Me when they make an animated intro with the same style as the Fnaf 4 Minigames and put the Fnaf song by The Living Tombstone in the credits

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #i loved this movie so much #all the little details and easter eggs #just. *chef kiss* #my brain chemistry has been forever altered #/pos #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Okay, so let me get this straight.

Yesterday Wilbur logged in for the first time since the beginning of the QSMP, found out he has an egg of his own he initially didn't want to take care of but now is his beloved daughter Tallulah he would kill for. He made a deal to get revenge of Slime for killing Tilín with Quackity.

Quackity in his grief decided he wanted to kill all eggs and tried to get Fit to help him, but he refused and said he would only aid him by providing tools, but he wouldn't kill any eggs himself. Quackity then tried to kill Tallulah after Wilbur logged off, but after reading all the signs she has written to Wilbur he was unable to do so and called off the plan, instead going to sleep at Tilín's grave again (and then he logged off and said today there's gonna be a big announcement).

After that Spreen finds a fucking dragon that attacks him, and as the day goes on we see how the dragon seems to be hostile towards the eggs instead of caring for them, even targeting the ones with two lives specifically.

Bad, Foolish and Maxo started questioning the intentions of the duck and if he's evil, as well as the eggs really being dragon eggs. Bad theorises all the eggs were set up to die from the beginning, seeing as the quests are becoming more and more dangerous. He also suspects Quackity of being allies with the QSMP admins, though Maxo believes Quackity just needs time and support to get over his grief. Foolish, on his part, is starting to suspect Bad of working with the admins to make everyone suspect each other.

Fucking binary code thing that was after Arin appeared again and attacked them, once again targeting the eggs with two lives. Then the QSMP admins themselves told them to give up in the chat.

Calmest day in the QSMP.

#qsmp #i suspect the event is coming to an end soon btw #and that something bad is truly gonna happen then #i gotta say im with BBH in this one #it truly seems the eggs are destined to die from the beginning #what for though? im not sure #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Oh yeah btw, for the English community, especially for artist who are also on Twitter: I think you should know that Roier is very aware of all headcanons and ships of character versions of himself and other steamers so like,, careful with what you make, he will like, rt AND comment on your very detailed fanart of his Minecraft character passionately making out with another streamer

#he's not bothered by any of this content btw #he's actually very supportive of his fandom artists and appreciates their work #but also the community hasn't recovered from him going through a ship hashtag #so yeah just saying #QSMP #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

RUIN DLC SPOILERS!!!

Yeah I actually don't think it's Gregory the one who kills Cassie in the normal ending, I'm pretty sure that was still Mimic somehow because it just doesn't make sense to me why he'd kill her instead of, y'know, get her out and then break the elevator or just guide her to the scooping room since he apparently knows the place so well.

Like, yeah, no, leave my boy alone, I refuse to believe he's evil or that he'd do that to a friend. He went through hell to save Freddy in the original game and he had known him for a few hours, why would he betray a long time friend who was risking her life to save him and then not sound like actually apologetic or regretting it at all????

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #ruin dlc #ruin spoilers #fnaf gregory #fnaf cassie #call me delusional #but i still have faith #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Sun with kids: "Please new friend, d-don't go there! W-We'll get in trouble! Here! Wouldn't you rather do some crafts? I'm sure you're a great artist!

Sun with adults: Kill yourself.

#five nights at Freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's: help wanted 2 #fnaf help wanted 2 #five nights at freddy's: help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #this is what I've got so far from the game #the robot is SASSY #and i love him for that #keep it up sunny #you deserve to be passive aggressive and mean #as a treat #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Philza saying he now wants to go to one of these festivals in real life just makes me appreciate again how good this server is like,,, it's all about love, and communication, and sharing each other cultures. This was something the Brazilians wanted to share with everyone else, and the server listened and made it an entire event, with a space prepared for them to celebrate. And everyone else just joined, and are having so much fun, just being silly and exploring this new experience for them,,

I don't have enough words to explain just how happy this server makes me feel. It's not just about the game, it's about the beautiful dynamics and the cultural exchange, and about the love and respect poured into every single interaction :')

#qsmp #god i love this server #it's free serotonine y'all #my face hurts from smiling so much every time i see all these people just being happy #its just beautiful #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Hey, you know something that really bothers me from the Fnaf fandom? The way the general fandom and theorizers ignore the daycare attendant.

Like, it could be just me, but I've never seen anyone outside of the DCA sub fandom talk about them and it's so??? Am I the only one who thinks they're being set up to be kind of important??? Take the ruin dlc trailer for example. They could have chosen anything to be the miniature for the video. Hell, the ruin logo itself would have worked. But no, they chose to spoil the trailer itself by putting Eclipse on it, one of the only two characters the fandom is theorising that might be friendly and the only one that actually does a friendly gesture towards Cassie (I'm sorry, but I really didn't interpret Roxy's head tilting as her being non-agressive until other people started saying it and I still have many doubts about her being friendly in contrast to Eclipse when Sun is there too).

Also, the Daycare has a big presence in the trailer too??? It's where we first see the Vanny mask being used and the virtual reality thingy. They could have chosen anywhere to show us that, but it's specifically the daycare.

And that's not even counting all the strange things surrounding them in the main game, like hello???? Sun is literally the only animatronic in the whole fucking Pizzaplex that doesn't try to kill you and that can't even jumpscare you even though Moon apparently is affected by the Glitchtrap virus. How come Sun isn't aggressive while Moon is even though they share a body??? Shouldn't the both of them be infected????

Also, Moon is weirdly more... Self aware than other enemies in the Pizzaplex??? The others act all deranged and like they're not fully conscious of what they're doing, while Moon always stroke me as being fully aware of his own actions?? That might just be my impression tho.

And what's up with the endo daycare??? Why is that whole area Moon themed???? Not even Daycare Attendant themed, Sun is not present there at all, it's all Moon. Why Moon? Why not Sun or both??? Especially when supposedly the company only wanted Sun for the daycare and they just couldn't get rid of the light trigger. I don't know about you, but if I made a room dedicated to teaching robots how to take care of children, I'd have the iconography of the place to be about the actual animatronic I want to take care of children. It's so interesting and yet I've seen almost no one talk about it. Fnaf fandom you're missing out on a lot.

TL;DR: The general Fnaf fandom isn't paying enough attention to the Daycare Attendant even though I believe they might be setting them to be more important than we realize

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #daycare attendant #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #my boys deserve more attention fr #yet somehow they get so ignored outside their own sub fandom #smh #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

...You know I didn't notice until Forever and Foolish started playing around but. El Quackity really chose drowning as the way of killing himself in game to demonstrate how the provisional lives system works, huh?

#qsmp #q!quackity #q!elquackity #just feels like a very specific detail now #considering the last qsmp stream yknow #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

After everyone left, Philza and Chayanne stayed in the server to wait for Tallulah since she lagged off, and in the meantime he gave Chayanne a piggyback 🥺

#qsmp #this family means everything to me #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Don't you love that the first instinct of everyone in this server is having gay sex with the new people?

#qsmp #its been 20 minutes of them knowing each other #and theyre already flirting #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Y'know, I'm watching FMAB for the first time in my life (so no spoilers pls, I'm not done yet) and my favorite thing is how all the openings insist that Envy is, in fact, a good fighter, and then whenever they actually engage in direct confrontation in the show they get absolutely beat up

#full metal alchemist #full metal alchemis brotherhood #fmab #envy fmab #i love them they are pathetic #solid favorite character right there #they're a horrible person #i can't take them seriously #NOT EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE THE SIZE ADVANTAGE COME ONNN #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Last night there was a bunch of lore happening, especially for the Spanish speakers and even through I wasn't there for the whole thing, I've been reading up what happened, so I'm going to make a quick summary of the situation right now for the English speakers :)

GENERAL LORE

Basically? Tomorrow on Sunday 2nd we're having some sort of event happening. We don't know the details, but it seems it'll be lore relevant and might involve Osito Bimbo/Cucurucho.

Quackity was off stream doing many things. He told the others he didn't trust Cucurucho and that it seems like they have something more going on than just asking questions. He also interviewed Fit, Vegetta and Roier about their experience communicating with the other community. Finally, he also convinced Fit to join him in a criminal group.

SPANISH LORE

This one's great, guys, it's a fucking telenovela right now. After the events from last day, Roier seems to be going through a villain arc right now.

He told Missa about Spreen's and Quackity's betrayal and how Spreen killed his dog and Missa's cat. Missa didn't believe him, though, and he blamed everything on Roier. After calming down, Missa admitted he doesn't want to fight with Roier, but he can't accept what happened, so he has decided to investigate the truth of the events.

The damage was already done, however, and Roier feels abandoned by all of his closest friends. He only trusts Vegetta and Mariana right now, and he wants revenge, so he went over to Vegetta and asked for his help. Vegetta accepted, but he doesn't want to know who they're attacking. He also has memories from his past life in Karmaland, btw.

And that's the situation right now. Roier is pretending to still be friends with everyone until he can have his revenge, something is happening tomorrow that might involve Cucurucho, and there's a lot of chaos going on.

#oh also Mariana's and Foolish' chicken son died in an explosion caused by Luzu's landmine #that was sad #QSMP #honestly i love the amount of chaos going on and we're barely on day 10 #i hope more members of the English community streamed more often tho #so far it seems only Foolish and Fit are around at all. much less when lore happens #but it's still fun anyway #anyway hope this helped people who aren't sure what the current lore is #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

I'm sure someone has already mentioned this btw, but I need people to learn about the absolute genius that is Dungeon Meshi's official title in Spanish, so let me explain:

To start I need you to know that in Spanish Dungeons and Dragons is called Dragones y Mazmorras. This is the literal, word by word translation.

Why is this important, you ask?

Well. In Spanish we have the verb "tragar", which means to swallow, but as an adjective the meaning changes. A "persona tragona" is someone who eats a lot.

Now that you have all this information, this is Dungeon Meshi's title in Spanish:

TRAGONES Y MAZMORRAS

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tragones y mazmorras #i want to kiss the hand of whoever came up with this name #IT'S SO PERFECT #soratsu speaks

[soratsuart]

Hey, hypothetically, if I drew shadowpeach matching icons, would people be interested in them?

#lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #just checking #soratsu speaks