#according to x

[aandriskobold]

*chanting* if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead

#according to x #hahah they're FINE #i actually recognise that many shows don't subscribe to what i call the Orphan Black Rule #but i think black sails does. #both literally in billy's case but also thematically for both flint and eleanor and arguably for silver #OH AND OF COURSE LITERALLY THAT OTHER CHARACTER #anyway. i want her to be okay very badly. please. #black sails

[naarinn]

Is it just me or are we about to get the most gut wrenching, heart breaking, soul crushing arc ever? 'Cus this chapter was so cute and then Anya just randomly dropped literally the most important information in SxF(and to Damian) Not to mention telling it to a wrong person can cost her everything

I started to feel like Endo is preparing us

Also MarthaxHenry is real oml (Someone please come up with a ship name 😪)

Notice how there's no sparkles around her here. She didn't need to read his mind to answer.

Now that we saw her looking like that again (like in hijack when he mentioned his parents, car) I think she feels bad and kind of pities him and his relationship with his family. Maybe she thinks he's not so different from her. Maybe that's why she trusted him when she confessed her powers

Also there's a possibility that this is Anya's pov (like in hijack) 😭 My boy beat the snot-nosed allegations

The sy-on filter may be spreading too. Someone save her asap

Honorable mention:

This two!

#I can't with this chapter #Sxf was shoujo all along #It was all Endo's plan. He was the fanfic girl #Lin too #all according to keikaku #spy x family manga #spy x family #spy family #anya forger #sxf #damian desmond #spy x family anya #damianya #anya x damian #spy x family spoilers #spy x family chapter 96

[emdeerm]

Past saves Present

Og fic ig

In some cultures, it is believed that children are able to remember bits of their past lives till the ages of 3-5.

For Danny, the opposite was true. He got his memories at exactly the second he turned 5.

And he had to promptly dodge the blade of the boy in front of him.

His brother, his mind supplied. His twin.

Danny stopped swinging his own sword, focusing on dodging and avoiding the fate of being a slashed pillow. His new/earned skills especially helped with that greatly as his head was seriously trying to re-kill him.

"I yield," he rasped as he jumped away from his brother and looked at their Mother. "My head hurts, Mother," he added pitifully.

His twin looked slightly concerned for a second, before schooling his face in a way Grandfather has been teaching them.

"Tch." But he did put away the blade before their Mother, said a word.

"Dynial, Damian, you are not to stop until you have received permission in the future."

The boys nodded. Mother took their hands and led them out of the private training ground back to their rooms.

Danny spent the rest of the day lying down, slightly feverish and miserable as his brain was processing and acclimating the new set of memories. Clockwork said it wouldn't be too bad. We'll, the clock bustard has been wrong. It fucking sucked.

His brother was hovering. Their Mother was always around, not letting anyone into their space. Ra's is being kept in the dark.

A peaceful rest was all he needed for his brain to finish sorting out new information. And Danny was stuck in a bit of a dilemma.

You see, Damian and Dynial love their Mother, strive to be the best Demon Twins, and see nothing wrong with their life so far.

Their hands are still clean.

Danny, on the other hand, has many MANY choice words for his current situation and one Clock Ghost.

You want to try reincarnation ONE time! No wonder others don't really do that.

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Their days continued like they did before he got his memory back. It wasn't hard to be Dynial when he actually was him.

The nights were filled with planning. And a personally assigned mission: get Damian to be interested in normal things.

Stars weren't much of a hit. Uncultured child.

Animals were a little intriguing.

Simple art and craft projects seemed to hit the spot.

Keeping their little meetings and activities hidden wasn't as hard as one would think. Mother still had her missions. The two of them were often left alone in their wing of the place, the supervisors being allowed only till the doors. Ra's was the Head. He didn't check in on them all the time. The two of them weren't slacking in their training either and were considered prodigies.

Danny wanted out of this Cult.

A many months after feeding different information, facts, crafts and so on to his brother, Damian was curious. He was suspicious about the sudden knowledge but he was also 5. He only had to reference the Lazarus Pit (unfiltered and dirty ectoplasm? Seriously? Clockwork, you can't expect him to work on his vocation) once to convince the child.

They snooped around and found out that they had a father out in the world.

Danny got a plan.

It was super stupid. And dangerous as hell. As well as literally (half)suicidal. But he felt it in his chest and knew he'd succeed.

His Core was here. But it was sleeping. And if he wanted to be safe and away from here, he needed to start it up again.

The big pool of Ecto would do just fine. His Core would filter out the impurities.

He didn't want to stay here until his hands no longer protected. He didn't want such life for his brother either.

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Damian infiltrated the Lazarus Room just in time to see his brother jump into the Pit.

He ran to the edge.

He was sinking.

The green was too bright. The smell around them was too much. His ears rang.

He reached towards the water, eyes unseeing and hands numb. His heartbeat was too loud.

His brother's wasn't loud enough.

"Don't touch the puddles, Dami, you'll get sick," a gentle, cold hand stopped him from diving.

The child looked up. His brother was floating above the water. He looked all wrong. But he was there.

"I didn't want you to see this part..." his brother laughed awkwardly as he landed next to him. A bright ring of light blinded Damian for a second.

And his brother was back.

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Getting used to his powers again felt nice but tedious. Soothing his twin was heartbreaking. He didn't think this through hard enough.

Their Mother was none the wiser to the fact that one of her children died and came back. Nore was she privy to the escape being planned by both.

On one moonless night, when Mother wasn't there, the shift was changing and the world was asleep; two boys phased through the walls and flew. Small bags of stuff were strapped onto them as they traveled to their father.

Mother's notes called him Bruce Wayne, Batman, Beloved and Detective.

It wasn't hard to find him when they arrived.

Though, Danny didn't expect a furless furry and a pantless child to be their new family.

Can he ever get a normal Family???

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I did a thing #for the sake of this story #pretend that it is completely possible for Danny to fly that far in a few days while carrying another person #like #maybe it is? he did fly across the States in that Freakshow episode #so.... #idk #Bruce is shooketh #it's the batman who still has Jason. #Robin (according to my calculations) is around 13 or 14 rn #not dead yet #and won't be if Danny has any say in that #also #Danny will take no bullshit from this man #“I ran away from the Cult of stubby ninjas” #“I can aand will run from an emotionally stunted Fruitloop” #that was said during an argument between Dick and Bruce for which Jason was present and Danny found them

[sunsetandthemoon]

"Sand. I'm sorry. Can you please forgive me? I was stupid. But I want you to understand me. I was mad at you because I cared so much about you. You can be angry or hate me all you want. I know now that you want nothing from me. On this Earth, there's no one who's more caring or loving than you. Though I've been nothing but an asshole to you, you are always there for me. Sand, please understand me. Being with me requires some patience. But if you don't want to put up with me anymore, that's alright. I get you. No one can put up with me."

Only Friends (2023)

#only friends the series #ofts #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #firstkhao #sandray #sand x ray #san x ray #only friends #my gifs #WHERE IS HIS OSCAR WHERE IS IT #and what the fuck is going to happen in the last episode if according to first this wasn't even khao's best performance #i'm genuinely scared

[nelkcats]

False Identity

Danny knew that if he wanted to escape Amity and all the chaos that was his life he needed to get a fake identity, move and go as far away as possible. He could probably ask Tucker or Technus, but he felt it was something he had to do on his own.

He made arrangements, destroyed the portal, said goodbye and ended up moving to Gotham. However his hacking job wasn't so good and he was discovered in an instant by the bats.

They decided to investigate him instead of confronting him directly, following Jim's advice that not everyone was running because of something malicious, Danny didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

He seemed to be adjusting to Gotham which was weird on it's own but the strangest thing he did was get a job in Penguin's Iceberg Lounge but that was more because of his job search than anything else.

His past records also showed nothing more than a child with poor grades and troubling injuries, probably caused by neglectful parents.

Damian began to fear the worst and hid the adoption papers.

#dpxdc #Danny moves to Gotham #According to Danny he did an excellent job #and no one noticed #Barbara detected it in two seconds #but he hadn't done anything wrong yet #Bruce felt suspicious about it #he stalked Danny but only ended up with a sad story about neglectful parents #Damian fears the worst #Tim helped him hide the adoption papers #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny has no idea about any of this #he's just happy working with his newly acquired Uncle Penguin #his uncle probably isn't on the better side of the law but he cares #and that's what matters

[ariasphirance]

Malleus: Thank you for inviting me to your room, Yuu. Yuu: No problem, Tsunotarou! I can't have you standing outside Ramshackle Dorm forever. Malleus: That's very kind of you.

Later that night,

Malleus: *teleports into Yuu's room while they're sleeping soundly* Malleus: Magic is the power of imagination... I can't imagine being in your room if I've never been here...

#all according to keikaku #delulu #big humanoid dragon in your room at 2am #incorrect twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus x yuu #malleyuu #twst headcanons #twst yuu #prefect #ramshackle prefect #i forgot the “magic and imagination” quote in the game but it's something along that line...

[miguxadraws]

same situation, different context

demon and nun AU by @spitinsideme

#2 reasons why you should put a muzzle on your demon #according to pomni #scandalous! #my art #tadc #tadc au #tadc art #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #jesterdoll #harlequilt #ragatha x pomni

[nerdlingmerchling]

#wesper according to jack #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #ultimate otp #wesper #six of crows #wylan x jesper #shadow and bone

[ozzgin]

There needs to be some sorta part 2 to player reader! Imagine her life is just getting kidnapped by another suitor every other day or somethin. Or gettin forcibly married to one with a legion of other monsters interrupting the weddin. Girl is livin my dream of bein desired by monsters! 😩😢

See, that’s the trouble, I feel like everything else from now on should be up to imagination. Will Reader be serially kidnapped? Serially married? Will the mayor of Monstertown have to intervene and turn Reader into some sort of publicly owned existence that can be borrowed within a strict interval like a library book, in order to avoid the monsters killing each other?

“I’m here to return Reader”, the Eldritch creature says, pushing the little card onto the counter with its tentacle appendage.

“Uh huh. That’s one week past deadline, so I’m afraid you’ll have to pay a fine.” The worker responds, checking the files.

“Of course.”

“Is Reader alright?” The employee questions upon noticing the feverish state of the human. “It looks a little worn out.”

“Yeah, sorry about that. Might’ve gotten too enthusiastic.”

“Happens, happens. I’ll let you know when it’s available again.”

Also, as a little side note, this was the initial idea I had for a header picture but I can’t be bothered to do anything beyond this doodle. Found it funny so I thought I’d share. :)

#yandere monsters #reader insert #does that make reader a hoe in accordance to government regulations? #monster boyfriend #monster x reader #doodle

[starrysharks]

evil nova be like let's be law-abiding citizens and stay in school

#zeno's art #ocs #ultimate X-calibur #nova starbridge #evil artstyle #evil artstyle challenge #basically this is just “draw without any of the usual traits of your art according to your followers” #apparently my usual traits are bright colors + geometric shapes + huge eyes + heavy lineweights #evil nova is my attempt at the opposite of that

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

“Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.”

(Spoiler alert: it does)

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #atla fanart #I said I had 2 lined up and I didn’t lie #oh how I love the boiling rock #every fic there I’ve read 1000000 times already #especially (Not) According to Plan #that had me in a chokehold

[aandriskobold]

finished black sails.... what am i supposed to do with my life now

#according to x #black sails

[ori-stole-the-cheese-again]

SHADOW MILK COOKIE

#CRK #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #art #ibispaintx #ibis paint x #:D #kinda liking how it turned out lol #Shadow milk crk #cr kingdom #time taken: a few days (according to IbisPaintX- 19 hours 15 minutes) #no stylus #finger only. #program used: IbisPaintX (on my phone) #Tumblr ate the quality

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- art I forgot to post lol, dc au super sonic be upon ye

#shadow sometimes sprouts different flowers according to his emotions #art #drawing #sonic the hedgehog #doodles #sonic #sth #sonic fandom #sonic fanart #digital art #sonic the hedgehog fanart #sonic au #sth au #sth art #digital aritst #sth fanart #sonadow harlivy au #sonadow fanart #sonadow #sonic x shadow #shadow the hedghog fanart #shadow fanart #shadow the ultimate lifeform #shadow the hedgehog #shadow sth

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Remember when i talked about that one wip i wouldnt finish

#Welllllllllllll- #ragathax #bunnydoll #ragatha x jax #jax x ragatha #according to my ragathax fix #jax drew this!!! #(he did i can confirm) #(im the jc jenson red pencil) #xeyartz

[nelkcats]

Winter in Spring

Danny was not a spirit of the seasons, he didn't have any idea if those kinds of spirits existed out of movies, what he did know was that for some reason the flowers were behaving rather strangely in one particular dimension right at the beginning of spring. And although he certainly didn't want to affect the place he knew he had to investigate it.

From what it seemed: strange plants that glowed just like those born in the Infinite Realms were appearing in Gotham and coming to life on their own. At first he suspected Undergrowth but the Ancient was offended by the accusation and commented that he was too busy in his haunt to care about a random city. Which turned out to be true.

Then he thought that maybe it was fine: the bright flowers seemed harmless (although they were very very...alive?) and didn't hurt anyone. That was until a red-haired girl seemed to upset them and they started attacking everyone around them; unfortunately, because they were ghost flowers they could dodge attacks very easily and the "heroes" couldn't defend themselves.

So, with no other options Danny traveled to Gotham and well, to put it simply he became a fake winter spirit; what else was he supposed to do? He needed an alibi and to spread ice as quickly as possible. Telling Gothamites that winter was coming early because of him was the least of his problems.

What he didn't expect was that after turning the city into a wasteland of ice and snow (and saving them from the invasion of ghost flowers, you're welcome), some guys in bat suits would start following him around with questions. He also didn't expect one of them to stare at him and ask if he'd be back in winter, he wondered if faking his identity was a good idea.

#dpxdc #fake winter spirit Danny #He needed a way to get Gotham to believe him quickly #and according to Clockwork strange things always happened in Gotham #In addition to the fact that supernatural things existed in that dimension #So taking that into account #pretending to be a winter spirit had to go well. #Except that the bats didn't believe him at all. #Danny is a little offended #he is technically a spirit #and has an ice core #so technically speaking he is not lying #one of the bats fell for his lie tho #or maybe the bat just fell in love with him #dp x dc #dc x dp #The ghost flowers were born due to the combination of some Ivy seeds falling into the lazarus pits under Gotham #or rather corrupted ectoplasm and slightly modified seeds #the plants were very alive #and at the same time very dead #Ivy obviously altered them to attack Gotham in general #She was a little frustrated and didn't think it would do that much damage #Without Danny's ghost ice they wouldn't have been able to survive