#sorry but youre dead now i guess

[rokumes]

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#Danganronpa #fanart #junko enoshima #chihiro fujisaki #enosaki #<I guess #sorry for being dead for 2 million years I will get to that one singular request in my inbox EVENTUALLY. school is just terrible to me #but have a sloppy Aggie doodle for now #what is she saying? your choice

[minty-bunni]

Danny developing any chronic condition that leads to periods of joint stiffness (and other things, but the major part is stiffness) has a ton of angst potential in regards to his status as one of the living.

Imagine being something in between life and death and then your joints get all stiff for the first time. I'd imagine someone in that situation who is unsure of their humanity *might* just jump to thinking it was rigor mortis starting to kick in.......

#danny phantom #welp guess I'm not a kid with cool powers because my body is doing corpse stuff now #except it isn't doing corpse stuff it is doing my body is a torture chamber stuff #and let me tell you doing anything wjen your hands are stiff af is so bloody hard because dropping stuff constantly is a thing #and then you move like a zombie because sorry my knee is basically FROZEN in place rn #point is Danny with joint issues neurological issues or chronic illness is somethine this fandom can use #I personally hc fibromyalgia danny #because if I get to suffer with my body randomly pulling this bs then he does too #post exists because my left hand did the thing today and I was just like huh so this is what being dead feels like #then I was like wait a sec we can torture Danny with this

[catamaurrr-star]

a reallly really underrated fictional relationship type i think is like. our bond is unbreakable /negative

#like we were friends at some point. and ive chained myself to you thinking id always love you. but something broke in the midst of it all #and now i resent seeing your face every day and hate knowing that i used to love you and regret making us so connected at all times #and i cant get away with you because ive chained myself to you. and the hatred is festering in my heart and it is rotting me apart #and now i hate you much more than you deserve and want you Dead but guess what! im stuck with you for basically forever! #sorry im having Thoughts #maurposting

[aroanthy]

instead of getting angry about people’s bad takes about characters being ‘doomed’, im going to redirect my energy towards a discussion of representations of disability and illness in utena and say this: isn’t it weird how the only characters that the vast majority of us agree are For Real Dead are ones who died of unspecified illness (mamiya and ruka)? like, there’s so much death in rgu, so much of it is taken allegorically, and i think it should be, but it’s interesting to me how little people question these vague illnesses. meanwhile people are locked in threads discussing whether or not touga is actually dead despite the fact i think it’s quite straightforward to say ‘maybe the show that’s about how you can escape abuse and actually live even having done bad things isn’t going to suggest that if you’ve been abused and perpetuated abuse you should just die’. like. guys. imagine if ruka was like mikage but 1000x more incel-coded. what if the real mamiya was also pranking mikage by faking his death???? i don’t know why this is just the mikage dunk hour but you know what can you do. anyway has anyone heard from my buddy kanae recently im getting kinda worried about her..

#i don’t have the time to meaningfully unpack all my thoughts about death in utena rn #so for now you get me making some silly jokes for the most part #batting about some ideas none of which i feel particularly strongly about #other than if you think touga is Dead dead i dont like you <3 #like hey! that’s kind of weird considering Literally Everything about how and why he is dead in the movie #but i digress bc i don’t want to get stabbed to death by the million swords imbued with human hatred for believing in hope #sorry for imagining a future worth living in despite the horrors. guess ill die #except i WONT. ill vanish from YOUR world but i wont really be gone :) #anyway #dais.txt

[altoskh]

Imso tired man. I'm so tired. Why do I work this hard I am so FUCKING over this shit

#this other bitch out here like haha woopsie i forgot to clock out for lunch even though ive been out for two hours :) #guess ill leave early today! heehee #YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. YOU FUCKED ME OVER YET AGAIN #i am SO FUCKING SICK of this shit. why do I have to be the one to suffer #why do i have to be the person who doesnt get a say in fuck all even though im doing THE MOST WORK #and then i have to sit here and act like she fucking knows what shes talking about wrt animals #IM THE ANIMAL KEEPER. I KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS DEPARTMENT BETTER THAN YOU #Im going crazy fucking insane right now #my coworker is out sick so ive had to do shit scheduled for three people. me. One person #and then im told shit like its just one class! ITS NOT #i have to break them up into two because its too big of a group #then i say ok we are doing reptiles over here #and shes like oh ummmm someone has it reserved for this time so can you do it in [place that is extremely loud] #and im like yeah ok fucking sure FINE #and then we get there and someone else is like ummmm we were told to est here for lunch by [her name] #and i radio her like UMMMM?????????? #and shes like Oh woopsie i did tell them! you can do it at ummmm [3rd place] #im like yeah thanks for fucking wltting me know #Sorry im sorry thus is so extreme and petty but im like DROP DEAD #youve made my work life hell when it doesnt have to be because YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB #FUCK!!!!! #YOU get to have a social life becaus you do whatever the FUCK YOU WANT #YOU get paid way more than me to do FUCK ALL #YOU dont have 30+ living beings depending on you every day #shut the fuck UP #I am so mad that i work so fucking hard and it doesnt fucking matter #so yeah sorry for starry spam but i think hes nice and right now the only thing keeping me from fucking losing it at work #along with a 1 min video of kookaburras im plahing over and over

[redbean-nom]

I kind of hope tech stays dead (probably bc of the silm fandom tragedy/angst instincts lol) but honestly it's star wars so he probably just got dumped in the pile of "characters to be resurrected if they seem like they could sell another movie" a la maul/boba/etc

#not art #tbb #the bad batch #tbb tech #redbean talks #these people are all far too alive for my artistic specialties haha #it's either happy (but bittersweet bc we know what's going to happen) (valinor years) #alive miserable and grieving (early-mid first age) #or very dead and haunting the last survivor (maglor) #some of you die already so i can draw omega mourning the batch in the ruins of a burnt out pabu!! #i dont know how to draw a happy reunion!! go die heroically or live tragically!! #go reflect on the jagged edges of tech's absence! how crosshair doesnt fit quite right even after returning; #how the once-unwavering trust that led them to victory was shattered when crosshair first left! #how echo doesn't fully fit into either rex's new rebellion or the batch's new life! he dwells now among the ghosts of ages past #(though on a smaller timescale than most who suffer such tragedy haha) #how the peaceful bubble of pabu has been broken and the batch has been left to drift in the wreckage #and how omegas cheerful innocence has matured same as all the other clones #trained for war and sacrifice and an eventual death for a greater cause #go do an Emotion in canon so i can expand on it! #sorry i've probably been marinating in the silm for too long lol #guess this just happens when your fav part is the fall of gondolin

[your-littlesecret]

boy, those last 2 weeks have been HECTIC, i am glad to be finally having a day off after working 11 days straight, 10 hours almost every day

#honestly don’t know how i’m not dead #it was SO FUCKING BUSY #and we are (as usual) understaffed and my chef is on maternity leave and GUESS WHO is getting fucked over bc she’s filling in for her??????? #you guessed it. your gal right here. #i think i’ll just sleep for a whole day now #i don’t even have food at home bc i didn’t have time to go to the supermarket #been feeding on chips and chocolate and instant pasta (disgusting but yeah) #i’m drinking chamomile tea rn to see if i can get a good night of sleep #i don’t drink tea!!!!! #(i also don’t know how accurate it is but people say it helps so) #bubbles posts #sorry about the rant i’m just so exhausted #i don’t even know if words make sense right now

[flufflecat]

can writers stop amounting their characters to such a husk of themselves that them literally killing themselves for no reason is considered a good death

#suicide mention #technically? #can you guess whom this is about #I'll give you two guesses and both of them are probably right if you know me well enough #did you guess gojo and also crowley from supernatural for some reason?? well if so.. ding ding ding! #correct answer!!! #like sorry you're all terrible writers but uhhhh no it's not satisfying for a character to die doing LITERALLY nothing #and sacrifice themselves just for the sake of getting them out of the narrative #how do you fuck up so bad that your message is 'suicide is the better option' #'their lives sucked really bad and they were sad or something so actually this is a better option and is super heroic' #just say you don't know how to write your own characters. just say those words for me you shitty writers. #admit it #stop trying to write 'dramatic plot altering sacrifices' when the only plot in question is one of your own contrivances #'well they were sad in life but don't worry!! they're dead as shit now :)' #wow what a good meaningful story. thank you I didn't look at it that way. I didn't realize suicide is so good as a backup #LIKE?!?? #if you take two seconds to pick apart the narratives this is the message that you find #and it's a bad message #can editors like.. stop this sometime #can any editor ever perhaps be allowed to say 'maybe write something less stupid and bad' #once again greed fma proves superior in that his sacrifice actually meant something and wasn't just a useless goddamn suicide #when your characters can avoid death through their actions but choose to die for.. some inexplicable reason #than that's just suicide lite lol #and no. shoehorning in that someone is just 'looking for a worthy opponent' #(as if you just watched kung fu panda last night and thought tai lung was the protagonist) #does not make their death ~~Meaningful~~~~~~ #I wrote this rant in the tags bc I didn't wanna put it on people's dashes for real #and read mores bore me #read my tags if you want to see into the anger that festers in my soul because of poorly written characters from dumb media #I should stop liking characters other than greed. he's really the only character that ever matters

[saving-people-haunting-things]

It's really interesting how people perceive blame differently in the fandom. Like we have people yelling until they're blue in the face about how Sam can't be held responsible for s4 and raising Lucifer because Ruby was manipulating him and demons and angels were manipulating him, which, fair enough. But then those same people also say that Dean is personally responsible for every single fallout from the Gadreel incident even though his only real action was agreeing to let Gadreel try to make Sam say yes out of desperation. Especially since a) he agreed thinking that Gadreel was Ezekiel who Castiel vouched for and b) he originally intended to tell Sam the truth but then Gadreel essentially held Sam hostage to force him not to. Like, yeah, it was shitty, but I find it really strange that if Sam isn't to be blamed because he was desperate and hurting and outside forces tricked him, why doesn't that apply to Dean?

#idk i just find it really fascinating how different people view things #personally i'm on the side of ''they needed to do the thing to keep the plot going so i don't really care and i'm especially not going to #get all up in arms about the morality of the actions of fictional characters'' #idk when people complain about the gadreel thing i'm basically like ''oh so you're saying you want sam to be dead?'' #and when people complain about s4 sam i'm like ''a) he's fictional b) the show sets up why sam acts the way he does pretty clearly and c) #he gets better'' #i guess there's no wrong way to watch a show but if you're going to just pick it apart to complain about the morality of things at least be #intellectually honest about it and don't cherry pick #or like be honest about the fact that you're just bashing your petty unfave instead of using pseudo-intellectual vocabulary to pretend that #your ''meta'' is righteous and scholarly #sorry i'm just ranting right now lol

[trans-leek-cookie]

can someone teleport me to the poolrooms and shoot me so my blood is staining the pristine tiles and water. Nothing should be alive there

#Jesus Christ I just realized that ur cells might temporarily live on after You The Person die. Like i guess it depends on what counts as #Alive but even when ur heart stops I'm guessing ur red blood cells might stay active???? Not to mention the bacteria in your gut #Me: wouldn't it be so cool if there was blood in the poolrooms bc they're so surreal and pristine and the blood would both break that #And yet be perfectly fitting moreso than any living being? Wouldn't that be cool? #(realizes that even after ur brain shuts off your cells probably won't die in perfect sync and some might survive even briefly after YOU di #And that's what causes some sort of existential anxiety attack) what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck #Seriously though sorry if I sound like an edge lord but i want to put blood in the poolrooms bc it sounds so beautiful. The red blue #Contrast and the staining of the tiles itches my brain just right. It's not something you could make a story about it's something you have #Take on it's own. Like you have to let it be an image whether written or drawn it can't be (primarily) a story. Like there's an implied #Story (who took a gun into the poolrooms) but you have to prioritize the spectacle rather than the series of events #Does this make sense? Writing about someone being teleported to and murdered in the poolrooms is fine but #The simple... It's not shock but the way a dead body with deep red blood either laying on the tile or floating in the pool #There's a story but the story pales in comparison to the single snapshot of the moment. I should've been a fish #Like a pufferfish with a beak so I could eat clams I saw a pufferfish eat clams in person one time and it was fuckin incredible literally #Life-changing. It's just like ok. Yeah ok thats right that's how it's supposed to be. I understand now

[milo-is-rambling]

I forget how much I hate the taste of vodka but the whipped cream vodka is so much better my god

#make a drink sweet enough that you can’t taste it when it’s in ur mouth and then all u get is the whipped cream vodka in the burn #makes drinks more tolerable #also this is the fastest I think I’ve ever chugged an alcoholic drink #we are gonna get fucked up tonight bc we have daddy issues and fought with our mom this morning slayyy #smoked a cigarette at the lake now getting fucked up in my room while home alone #life is so good and it’s all bullshit forever #literally we could all die and it doesn’t matter and life is weird and crazy and I am happy it sucks and I am so fucking thrilled to be aliv #at all #life is good regardless of death but I wish death would just like wait patiently for my family #dad I miss u I hope you had a good four twenty where ever you ended up. im sorry moms acting like this. I hope my brothers okay at school. #I hope he’s having a good time and isn’t completely overwhelmed with everything. I was right and apparently he’s gonna come home after grad #uation and im excited to have him home again but my mothers all upset. I know it sucks that you’re dead but it’s nice knowing in a weird way #that you’re the reason me and hunter got close again. so thanks I guess for that. and smoking made me and mom grow closer. idk. you’ve done #a lot for us and most of it had to do with weed. today hurt worse than my birthday. or the six month anniversary. today sucked. and no one #else seemed to be torn apart by it and it made me feel like I was going crazy and no one could even tell #you would’ve noticed if I was acting different. I love you. wherever you are I still love you. and I’m sorry. I’m sorry I was such a bitch. #and I wish I took better care of you. but you were my father I wasn’t supposed to take care of you. you should’ve been there for me. we shou #have been there for mom and hunter and your parents and I’ve been thinking a lot about grammie actually. I don’t know how I feel. thinking #about her makes me cry now. I don’t have the heart to make her cry talking about my childhood but I miss her. and I miss being young. I miss #you coming to my Father’s Day dance recitals and coming back from bike week in Laconia and bringing me flowers always wearing your grey #Harley Davidson jacket and you’d have flowers in your arms and you’d be bored but so proud and you’d hug me and you’d smell like weed and #your beard was always scratchy when you’d hug me and I just miss you a lot. I miss you and I fucking hate you for it fuck. #note to self. ​don’t be pmsing and then get drinking and smoking and thinking of your dead father. you will cry

[isa-ah]

like idk idk i wont talk SOOO much bc its cringy to be a grown man writing in his public diary about his feelings but its such a slap in the face that after my grandma and grandpa died and i was effectively orphaned my mom said she was going to step up and actually be a mother figure to me and here we are. what, seven years later? and what has she done to overcome her own internalized homophobia? transphobia? to even just fucking call me by my name. she wont even politely accept an invitation and then decline to come later, like. its so. FRUSTRATING. idk

#she told me over famil dinner that if my grandfather was still alive he never would have accepted me #like just outright said it to my face. with my fiance and brothers sat around the table. #and do you know how much that hurts? the man who raised me #the man whos been dead for years. who i WATCHED die. and thats what youre going to say to me? #that he never would have accepted my lifestyle and that hes probably rolling over in his grave? #god it makes me so mad #i know my grandmother would have supported me. but shes not here to do that now is she #so god just put your fucking baptist ego aside for 1 day. and actually support Your Child. #my stepdad does whatever my mom says and my biological father is human filth so thats it really #ill be lucky if my brothers come. drew left me on read when i asked him to come to my wedding #so that leaves me. 1 aunt and uncle and a few cousins and thats it. the rest of my family has walked away #that fucking sucks dude its so. frustrating. i sacrificed so much for my family. way way more than any child should #and yet. and fucking yet lol #god anyway #sorry im just emo today i guess #i miss my grandparents

[mirmidones]

i cannot believe i went "oh ill just watch a silly romcom before bed" and then the boyfriend fucking dies. out of nowhere. at the end you find out he died many years ago. and they don't even tell you how. why would you do this to me

#that wasn't supposed to happen... #now im heartbroken and angry and about to cry #and for what. #god. #literally a silly dilly romcom until the last 20 minutes where you find out he fucking died and where they show you a video he made just #to really rip your heart out i guess #i wouldn't know bc i sensed they were gonna do that shit and skipped it. but the damge (knowing he's freaking dead. can't get over it sorry #) was already done #ugh

[gonzodangerfeels]

For real though.

What the fuck am I.

LMAO

Fucking church library

Church of the Palms.

Home of bells, boners, lesbian(sorry Amazonian that's the catch)single mother support groups, and hair counting choir chamber maids that have great expectations and Kirk Cameron religious dogma.

#hold up....you want me to guesstimate on your ....clump of hair #I thought I was only here to sing for the bells ringing #me: pray to grandfather her: only God can talk to the dead me: convenient for me then I guess lady #the deaf hear (hot) the dead live(John Coffey) #yes good very hot then....sorry I am tired of thinking about cold dead things #what were you like yup he's gonna resurrect that bird #I am like...mmm challenge but he's still in one piece #no broken bones just a face plant that would stop life #strokes little bird head very very gently #runs finger along wing #head kinda starts coming back around to the right direction #yes there you go little friend now perch here and let life flow back in you #the ground has a snake very in opportune I chase it though I #nature keeps dead birds from snakes to live

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

A reunifier, even the dictionary says it's not a word.

How am I supposed to know who takes me home, I've never had one.

#temporary abodes at best #there goes arthur with another dead rat #ELEC #the most patient man I have ever known #God: I don't like Jews they're dirty liars that take credit for that which isn't theirs #sure intake me like I am your food #sorry it took awhile: uh....guess I'm a bard your choices are awful #somehow I still made the correct choice though *shrugs* #me and my money slinger(why did I oh yeah blow) add up to all #that means I hit you with RES at the pool #you: I haven't been this close to her since the NIC #me when she was silent: Speak child! .... oh shit I did it too hard #no date for hoco now don't claim she is your gf when she's not #if she doesn't control the rumor it gets the ax #hi what's your name: that's what the othet lasy said....me: shit #greed? at least one of has it #...greedy over you #felix probably got the full nightmare package being offered #italians or worse are annoying...even more than the dang orange #like I really don't care what search engine I use they're all ablut the same and the same set of breasts is behind them #Christmas of 2014: geez Google I didn't know you were into her that much #you got a Donald Duck from me *shrugs* #20+ years of trying to convince me it's huge *shrugs* two certainly with a lot of ho talk added

[clueless1995]

ok not to fairy tail post but i would Not participate in the grand magic games like. you’re telling me everyone thought just over 20 fairy tail guild members Including their master and all their strongest wizard went missing and were presumed dead for Seven years and instead of like. showing kindness and compassion to the members left behind everyone belittled and took advantage of them??? and now you want to participate in the stupid magic tournament to prove to everyone that you’re the strongest guild now that everyone is back?? fuck no i’m not going to be a little performing circus clown to entertain the people who treated my friends like that i’ve got nothing to prove to anyone who would behave that way ok BYE

#like it’s a fun arc it’s actually one of my favourites but like. i personally would tell them all to go to hell #i guess they needed to make an impact to start getting jobs and stuff again though #like i am sorry but the people of fiore are not getting to watch me compete in their little competition fighting other wizards for their #entertainment all to prove myself and my guild to them when they Obviously suck #like. ok if you lose you’re just reinforcing what they think of you and if you win what then. everyone likes you again??? #the same people who were jeering at you a week ago because your guild sucks ???? despite knowing that. i cannot emphasise this enough. your #20 strongest members were missing PRESUMED DEAD #obviously their opinion doesn’t mean shit #ok now i’m done