#sorry i’m normal now

[kfae]

when sasha and marcy move in together they swear it’s temporary. just a placeholder, a way to gain their bearings while marcy is in the city again. it’s temporary, and yet the both of them casually keep putting off the apartment hunting, marcy’s bags growing lighter as stuff is removed and placed around the apartment. they start relearning each other, sasha memorizing the way marcy nibbles on the butt of her stylus while drawing, the way sasha ties her hair up at night to keep it from falling into her face. sasha questions marcy’s piercings, and when she got them. marcy notes how athletic sasha’s become, and sasha shows her the toad-specific exercises she’s been able to replicate with modern-day equipment. the two of them fall into a routine, off days correlating and taking the time to visit anne at the aquarium to pick her up after work because it always feels better — complete — when it’s the three of them. by the time their lease is set to expire, the both of them realize they haven’t even begun to search for a new place for marcy. lucky for them, anne is looking to move out of her crammed studio apartment, and there’s a nice three-bedroom place nestled right between the aquarium and sasha’s office.

#sasharcy #sashannarcy #amphibia #sorry i’m normal now

[willowwtrees]

it’s not enough to smell the sweet summer breeze in the evening it’s not enough to let the colors of the sunset burn my vision it’s not enough to stare into the sky and pretend it is consuming me until my neck aches. I need to go outside and dissolve into the air and be carried away by the breeze scattered like pollen and loved by the bees I need to kiss the sun and let it swallow me whole in an explosion of flame and think this is what love is I need to sink into the clouds and fall back to earth with the rain and the petrichor I need t

#sorry I’m normal now #ermmmm #i like summer. anyway

[susie-dreemurr]

REWATCHING THE COLLECTOR INTROFUCITOFKNN SCENE AAAAAAAA WHAT CAN I DO FOR U COLLECTOR AAA

#YESSSSSS EVIL FUCKED UP CONVERSATION #HE ISNT COMPLETELY EVIL FUCKED UP BUT HE DEFINITELY IS #DO THE KILLING AND MAIMING AND MURDER AND LAUGH ABOUT IT MY BELOEVD TCHILS #sorry I’m normal now #caps tw

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

#inspired by that book poll #I haven’t read that much this year (I’m on book 13) but I have watched a lot of movies soooo take this #also sorry if these buckets are insane I’m letterboxd pilled so I don’t know what the normal amount of movies to watch is #I’m up to 126 right now 👍 #movies

[kingkatsuki]

One more and then I’ll stop but like seriously imagine this hulking brute of a man preparing to mount his dragon to return home to his Kingdom after successfully pillaging another village. The loot strapped to the sides of the dragons as he stands victorious, covered head to toe in a sheen of drying blood that for the most part isn’t his.

And as he’s preparing to leave he notices something moving in the foliage out of the corner of his eye. Immediately reaching for his axe as he holds it up high, ready to strike— when he sees a small bunny rabbit struggling beneath a wicker basket. The poor animal looks injured, its paw a deep crimson that rivals his eyes and his first thought is to put it out of its misery and take it home as part of the feast.

But then he thinks of you, and the way you tremble in front of him much like the little rabbit in front of him now. Sliding his axe back into his belt as he crouches down to pick up the struggling animal, caging it in large palms as he holds it uncharacteristicly gently to his chest. Walking back to his dragon as his men call out to him.

“That’s barely a snack for a dragon, King.” Sero calls out, grinning from ear to ear as Bakugou shoots him a glare.

“Do you want me to put it with the rest of the food?” Kirishima offers as he reaches out to take the bunny by the ears.

“No,” Bakugou mutters gruffly, opening a sachel at the side of his beast as he places the rabbit gently inside. His men raise their brows but know better than to say anything as they take off, returning back home before nightfall.

The Kingdom is in celebration as the team return, gathering the spoils as a feast is prepared for tonight. And Bakugou decides to clean himself up before seeking you out, worried that if he found you covered in the blood of his enemies you’d never talk to him again. It was much like he looked the first time he found you; and he’ll remember that terrified look for the rest of his days.

Changing into fresh cloth and furs as he makes his way towards your room, and even though he’s trying to be respectful he still doesn’t knock. Stepping inside to see you curled up by a fire with a book that you quickly put down when you notice him, the tension in your body doesn’t go unnoticed by Bakugou who tries to be less intimidating. A difficult feat for a man who’s waged wars on nations, and spilt more blood than the rivers that flow outside the Kingdom.

He’s silent as he crouches, setting his sachel down in front of him as he opens it. Rough hands reach in to take out the quivering bunny rabbit, which you stare at with wide eyes.

“It reminded me of you.” He rasps, holding the animal out to you as you crawl over to him from your position in front of the fire. Gentle hands taking the rabbit from him as you hold him against your chest, soft fingers stroking at its fur.

“You’re not going to cook him after, are you?”

And Bakugou can’t help but smile at your question, it’s the first time you’ve seen him do so and it softens the strong frown lines against his face. His eyes rounder, fierce gaze less intense as he moves to sit on the floor beside you with thick thighs outstretched.

“He looked like he needed someone to look after him.”

#dragon king bakugou #I’m done now sorry about that #like you imagine he normally kills 100s of rabbits every week #and would’ve killed this one without a second thought if it wasn’t for you #but he knew you could do with a pet or company or something #like he just knew you’d like it??? #because he was thinking of you #and he’s always thinking of you #because he’s obsessed with you and he wants you so bad #and he just wants you to want him too #bakugou x reader

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

WHEN IT COMES TO A SNACK PACK I CANT LIIIIEEEEE

I WANNA RIDE

#My favorite pictures of hobie:3 #across the spiderverse #spider punk #hobie spiderverse #atsv #spider verse #hobie brown #hobart brown #I WANNA RIDE #im so sorry for making this #btw #but I had to get this outta my system #i’m normal #im normal #im normal im normal im normal #so normal about him #So normal about him that it’s almost weird how normal I am #Anyway now I have to get back to c.ai-

[elektras-house]

world’s worst old men TRAPPED in penthouse, become god’s WORST throuple!!!

#vampterview #danloumand #this could be. better but at this point it’s old so #september 30 2023 #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #sorry a lot of my edits are lacking because i don’t have full clips most of the shit i have is daniel which was for my horrible -> #old man thirst edit phase #not that i don’t still thirst but i’m more normal about it now #anyways i’m in the process of clipping the entire show as i want it #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #interview with the vampire edit #interview with the vampire edits #iwtv edit #iwtv edits #vampterview edit #vampterview edits

[thestamp3d3]

SOUL PUNK BABYYYYYYYY *vibrates*

#try to pry this template from my bare hands i dare u #BUT PLEASEEEEEE #i’m so sorry i can’t be normal about this #i’m like actually AKNSKWDNKWNDKENDJWKNSKDJDD #BOUNCING OFF THE WALLSSSSSSSSSS #I LOVE LIVING YK THAT???? #patrick stump #fall out boy #soul punk #now if he performs allie…YEAH IM DONE FOR

[diedoverahat]

scariest thing about this movie was how soaked my seat was by the end of it.

#natalia’s off her meds #IM SO SORRY #i’ve been getting more unhinged the more i post #but can you blame me #he is so fine #he’s all i think about seriously #totally normal about him #third time watching this damn movie #my digital footprint is going crazy right now #anyways #i’m so unwell #fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's #jhutch #micheal schmidt #josh hutcherson renaissance #mike schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x you #micheal schmidt imagine #mike schmidt imagine

[utterlybrainwrecked]

AGGHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO ILL THEY ARE NOT REAL . THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THE BRAINROT NEEDS TO GO AWAY . AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHH TEARING MY HAIR OUT SCREAMING CLAWING AT THE BARS OF THE ENCLOSURE PLAYING PARTY ROCK AT THE TOP VOLUME I CAN CRYING BAWLING ROCKING BACK AND FORTH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#I’m sorry guys #i feel very normal right about now #sbg #school bus graveyard #things to delete later 😔

[fulgurbugs]

Silked song… soon ™️

#sorry for repeat hornets but I shaded her a little and now she looks nice with these so. hey. #hollow knight #hollow knight silksong #hk hornet #hk quirrel #fanart #myart #doodle time 😎 #I’m just. ITS COMING OUT SOON IM AGH. IM NORMAL ABOUT BUGS

[dark-and-kawaii]

Those that bring us the most pleasure…

Can also be the ones that destroy us in the end…

The world seemed to hold its breath, teetering on the edge between day and night. Raphael stood silhouetted against the dying sun, his form a dark monument to all that was forbidden and fatal. She, the embodiment of all that was meant to oppose him, faced him with a hidden longing.

The air between them was thick with the electricity of a love that should not be, a love stained with the sweet poison of forbidden fruit. Each kiss they stole in the shadow of impending darkness was laced with the essence of the end, a bittersweet tang that Raphael savored with a masochistic pleasure.

As dawn's light crept upon them, a soft glow that promised absolution. It bathed their entangled forms, erasing the sins of the night, offering a fleeting redemption that cleansed but could not hold.

Raphael felt the weight of her body against his, the finality that this closeness implied. This was the end they moved towards with each encounter, the end that beckoned with a morbid allure.

#i’m sorry for this #last one for now i promise #I’ll write requests now and normal stuffs #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #tav #raphael the cambion #raphael x tav #bg3 oc #Lofn Cormyr Thay

[thresholdbb]

Can we talk about The Dying Swan moment in Coda? As someone who was once a very serious ballerina, I need to talk about the Dying Swan. Here's your context --

CHAKOTAY: Harry's clarinet solo was okay. I could have done without Tuvok's reading of Vulcan poetry. But the highlight of the evening was definitely Kathryn Janeway portraying the Dying Swan. JANEWAY: I learned that dance when I was six years old. I assure you, it was the hit of the Beginning Ballet class.

Have you seen The Dying Swan? It is dramatic.

Here, take a minute:

First of all, this dance is much too advanced for a six-year-old, even if they’re doing it in demi pointe. (Six-year-olds emphatically should not be in pointe shoes btw.) The dance is almost entirely bourees and arm movements done to very subtle musical cues, not the foundational ballet moves typically taught in Beginning Ballet.

This is a very vulnerable, dramatic dance that is effective because of its subtleties. The performer would need to embody that vulnerability in some way for a convincing performance. It's short, but it's a solo piece -- all eyes on you. I mean, it was choreographed for a prima ballerina, BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT

Can you imagine our unflappable Captain Janeway willingly getting in front of her crew to do this ballet? I get that it’s thematically relevant to the plot of Coda, but since Janeway is only vulnerable in front of her crew when it means putting herself in harm’s way, it seems like a wild decision. She tends to hold herself apart from her crew, maintaining the professional distance of the captain. Further, when she does any creative pursuit, it is almost always in private, since her sister was the artist in the family and she was the scientist. As a captain, she commands Voyager in a much different way than she would as a dancer with this piece. I'm not saying she never shows vulnerability because she definitely does, but not necessarily in this way. Then when she talks about it with Chakotay, she just casually brushes it off with a laugh like no big deal.

There’s also the question of costume – would she have gone full tutu? Done it in her Starfleet uniform? An impeccable yet flow-y white suit? She does get into costume and command a performance in Bride of Chaotica!, but Coda is still kind of early days for our captain. Arachnia aligns more with what we know about Janeway's character.

Granted, it is Chakotay laying down these complements about her dancing ability and he is clearly biased. To be fair, Neelix does too before they leave in the shuttle. If she did this dance and performed it poorly or amazingly, I feel like the crew would look at her a bit differently afterwards.

Canonically she did The Dying Swan, but I certainly have trouble picturing it happening.

#does everyone let it slide because she gets mind killed a bunch of times and attends her own funeral? #this throw away line has been living rent free in my mind for months now #coda is also a ballet term fun fact #star trek voyager #coda #Captain Janeway #this death doesn't mean anything though because no one else is saved so not janeway self-sacrificing goals #yes yes they probably just picked the first artistic performance with death in the title cause it's thematically relevant #i've thought about it much more than a normal person probably should #No one said I was a good ballerina but I did it for a long time #may or may not have filmed a video about this in my cosplay for a different platform #maybe have been sitting on it cause of editing and weird dudes being into me like why no #also let tuvok read his poetry i bet it's great #alien grim reaper dad is a great concept very creepy bring him back for more angst #just a little insane about the dying swan don't mind me #also insane about coda and voyager and janeway in general ok you got me #meta #I was falling asleep on the couch but then I had to rant about coda I’m sorry

[grasstimes]

#art patch #owlboy #in stars and time #double posting today sorry I think? #I feel like it’s a bit unfair to make comparisons between the two games #but also I’m thinking about it so hard and like yeahg #also I have something in the works which I’m almost done #only two left if that gives an inkling #but I guess that would only make sense to those who now owlboy??? #anyways sippy don’t read past this point cause it contains spoiler kinda #love that almost ends the world my beloved #I’m just saying Noctae probably did out of love and I’m so normal about can you tell #about it* #minor spelling mistake

[kaseyskat]

why does everyone think normal would actually even TRY to hurt taylor like this boy literally just had an entire episode where he became convinced that he was right and his friends don’t care about him AND he just was reminded that it’s kinda his dads fault that taylor didn’t get to have a dad in his life you really think norm isn’t fully prepared to step down and let taylor win he literally said he only wanted to rule hell because it sounded angsty and he’s being angsty why would he get violent about it 😭😭😭😭😭

#dndads #dndads spoilers #i’ve seen several people say this now and i’m so confused like #normal was only enraged to the point of violence against a friend (scary) because she set his HOUSE ON FIRE #he only went into a typical oak rage when he just watched terry jr die in front of him! #normal does give into the family anger but it makes him snappy not violent why do y’all think he’d hurt taylor #HES NOT EVEN MAD AT TAYLOR #i get wanting self sacrificial taylor angst but y’all 😭😭😭 #taylor just reconnected with his dad and grandfather and found out his other grandfather is in chains i think he’s a bit more motivated #and normal is already on the self sacrificial bullshit anyways! he thinks they don’t care about him #he’s not gonna fight for his life against TAYLOR of all people oh my god #sorry for the rant i’m just???? that’s not normals character at all #in fact it’s far more likely that he’s gonna magic bullshit his way through the fight instead