Scratch the Ghost: Stop! There’s a danger sign on that door!
Grandma Nin: That sign means kitchen.
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Kuwana: Maybe the voice of nature can give us a clue.
Buzen: That's right, the voice of nature!
Matsui: What do you mean "voice"? I can't hear a thing.
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Pacster: Maybe the voice of nature can give us a clue.
Cylindria: That's right, the voice of nature!
Spiral: What do you mean "voice"? I can't hear a thing.
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Rosanna, about Mortimer: He was turned to stone.
Matpat: Turned to stone? Talk about being statuesque!
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Milly: Kallen, could you try not to swerve so much?
Nina: And avoid the potholes if you can?
Kallen: It's not my fault! Something's wrong with the truck, it won't go straight.
Shirley: You almost got into an accident six times!! Let Lelouch drive!
Kallen: (drives over a MASSIVE pothole)
Everyone: LET LELOUCH DRIVE!!!
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Verosika, barging in with some of her crew: Blitz!
Blitzo: Sorry Verosika but we're closed right now.
Verosika, scoffing: We're not customers!
Blitzo, turning and walking away: Then why don't you leave?
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Sage: Parsley’s been turned to stone!
Rosemary: Turned to stone? Talk about being statuesque!
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Farley: The quiz in last month’s TV Weekly said, “What would you do if you got to take over the whole universe?”
Bert: What did you put?
Farley: I wrote “you’ll find out soon enough, loser" and sent it in.
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How dare the president interrupt my regularly sthcheduled programming!
Daffy Duck
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@johnson-kent
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Ren: Nothing brings a family back together like having to fight an evil demon and an army of zombies, escape a few explosions and survive a massive tidal wave!
Daigo: And yet my friends are still separated.
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Belos, talking about a previous Golden Guard: He was just turned to stone.
The Collector: Turned to stone? Talk about being statuesque!
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New NRC Student: Sorry to bother you, but have you seen a tall handsome professor pass by here lately?
Yuu: No, only short and ugly ones.
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Flora: *in the Alfea Greenhouse* What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?
Musa: It's raining.
Flora: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!
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I'm gonna beat you up and not even mess up my hair.
-Nikita
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Faragonda, to the press: Please note that Alfea does not condone violence.
Faragonda, thinking back to all the fights the Winx have been in: or at least not murder.
Faragonda, remembering she’s a veteran & a member of the Company of Light: for the most part.
Griselda, smirking: Alfea condones sending a message!
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