#stfu Eli

[itsthemactually]

I have so much trauma i wish I could talk about

I wish I had someone who cared to hear it

Someone who won’t judge me for it and will use it to better understand where I’m at currently.

I’m basically back to being a hopeless romantic desperate for someone to care about me and love me for who I am and who I try to be

#personal #me #stfu Eli

[ineffable-hubbiewubbies]

eli calling victor “vic” is the highlight of the villains series for me. “that’s shit logic vic” ok now PLS just kiss already jfc

#thats very lgbt of you sir #evervale #villains duology #vengeful #vicious #eli ever #victor vale #evervale evervale evervale evervale #eli ever my beloved #victor vale my beloved #stfu todd

[thedragonboi]

Not to be cringe on main and bring up a dead fandom but Eli Shane should be allowed to smoke a bunt

#lil mans gotta b stressed out his mind #rip ur dad I’m built different #also everyone blaming him for the shit his dad did lmao #like stfu twist #Eli was a literal infant at the time and ur blaming him for ur dad being dead??? #succ my peepee #hate the character but love the shipping el oh el #do you think people in slugterra think nuclear bomb tests are like weird earthquakes? #actually a lot of the slugterra plot could probably be resolved if bitches did weed about it instead of blaming the Shane #or get therapy about it #do you wonder if there’s a generation or two where there was no Shane cause of the draft #that’s why Eli was allowed down at 15 instead of an actual adult #to like avoid potential drafts?? #that’s probably stupid af #but so is invertebrate ammunition #how would you even find out slugs can do that????2?2 #did someone just get really pissed at a slug and YEET #Anyway fucken uhhhhhhhhhhh #slugterra #eli shane

[limeflavoredlobotomizer]

I think it’s really funny that Kenny thought he was really doing something calling Hawk ‘faux-hawk’ when Hawk has literally always had a faux-hawk.

#like season 1 cut is on the border between true mohawk and fauxhawk but after that it’s always been some kind of faux Hawk #stfu kor #cobra kai #kenny payne #kenny cobra Kai #hawk cobra kai #hawk moskowitz #eli moskowitz #eli hawk moskowitz #damn this guy has so many variations of his name

[pandoa]

goodbye my dear laptop... i'll see you soon

#we'll meet again my love </3 #take care #i hope my sister treats you well~ #yes i'm saying goodbye to my laptop stfu /j #also eli if you see this then i will read the lilia fic soon too lol

[quasieli]

Hello I would like to just scream for a moment about the comments section of a TikTok I just saw for being ✨️So Fucking Ableist✨️. How fucking hard is it to put a clear, two word warning at the start of a video that the video contains heavy strobes?

People were like "oh it's not his responsibility" and "epileptic people should just not be on this app if it's so bad". Bruh, one person even said they should just Look Away.

Look, I get not everyone understands accessibility needs but please just use one fucking brain cell instead of saying this shit.

#Ableism #Ask To Tag #Eli Speaks #so photosensitive non-epileptic person here hello #why THE FUCK is it so hard to put a trigger warning #esp on something that can cause someone to have a severe medical emergency #people in the comments asking for the warning immediately got fucking shot down #like absolutely shut the fuck up if it doesn't apply to you #epileptic and other photosensitive people should be able to enjoy apps without worrying about possible hopsitalization??? #like why is that controversial???????? #I can understand (sorta) not putting a warning something that's slightly flashy #but this vid had fucking fast ass strobes #my photosensitivity isn't super major but I'm dizzy now after that #hhhhhhhh #why are people #anyway #I'm cranky and in pain and need people like those commenters to just stfu #caps in tags

[sapphic-woes]

:) holy fucking shit I'm livid

#no cuz like. all the cringy fantasy teenage romace shows? i was there eating it up #and i loved teen wolf god i loved it smsmsmsmsmsm #but i was OBSESSED with Derek. like i rlly thought i was crushing on the man #plot twist i was just crushing on the personality. if i met a woman as aggressive as Derek id fucking die #but anyways derek did like sm shit. he sacrificed sm of himself. he did sm. he cared abt ppl he went thru so. fucking. much. #but to fucking kill him off but be like teehee hes a tru alpha now so its okay!!!! #like disrespectfully stfu omg #we been knew. we been knew???? #dont get me started with stydia #cuz ye ok. im the type to ship it all so sterek having a lil kid (eli lmao) thats awesome luv that for em #and the jeep??? basically canon at this point #but bitch lydia breaking up with stiles over a DREAM???? #LYDIA WHO WOULD TRACK THE MOFO DOWN INSTEAD #LYDIA WHO SPENT A WHOLE GODDAMN SEASON SEARCHING FOR STILES??????? #FUCK. U. #also Allison and scott getting together felt like they were erasing kira yk #like wat wdym they were endgame kira was perfection. #sigh

[salveticn]

;; i wanna write a post one day abt eli’s creations : from his very first creation   ( his adored familiar pet medusa )   to his t-rex mount . i’d love to just ... give him some other creations he’s worked on . he loves and studies herpetology , so creations with serpentine / reptilian / amphibian features would be his idea , most likely .

i also hc that eli utterly adores the ophion . whoever’s created that has his utmost respect :pensive:

#☽ || shimmering above clouds ;; tbd #☽ || free from all sense of purpose ;; ooc #(( #it's all fun and games until eli starts talking abt reptiles and amphibians ; he won't stfu ! #valid .. valid son #))

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HIC: hey beach u betta B-ELI-EV---E im sexsea

Ψiioniic: <About a2 2exΨ a2 the blood drIIed two mΨ face./>

HIC: stfu blood is S)-(----ELLA sexsea

#submission #the condesce #the psiioniic #this is vastly underplaying how horribly she treated him #but this was sitting in my brain for a bit #my apolocheese #// psii you cant say that . this is tumblr everybody here has agreed that Blood On Face is hot as fuck #or so im told. is this still the consensus #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #her imperious condescension #the helmsman

[itsthemactually]

I have so much self hatred it’s not even a joke

I keep thinking this is a new development but I look back at my old tumblr posts here and on my other inaccessible blog and damn

I’ve been depressed FOREVER

And now I just have more reason to hate myself

I’ve fucked up so much. And I’ve let myself go. And I don’t know if I deserve love and happiness!!! 🙃

#personal #me #stfu Eli

[ineffable-hubbiewubbies]

sorry guys the evervale brainrot is setting in

#i just love them sm ok #eli ever <3 #hes beautiful #someone get him into therapy #victor vale <33 #hes a dilf without being a dilf #hes basically what draco malfoy should have been #hes so <333 !!!!!!!!!!! #evervale #evervale evervale evervale evervale #stfu todd

[kindestofkings]

never go out of style

josh jenkinson x stylist! reader

authors note: I had loads of fun with this one! this one is for the josh girlies. also its so fluffy, as all my stuff is, life is sad enough so my fics will probs always be soft lol !

bryantartists

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bryantartists we just wanted to re-introduce our wonderful SENIOR stylist. yourusername has diligently carved out her place in our team, harry_lambert's prodigy is stepping into her rightful place!

Her work ranges from musicians to actors, and we're just as excited to see what she gets up to !!

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yourusername such a pinch me moment !

harry_lambert the hardest of workers

yourusername never a hard task working for you <33

1975fan1 omg is she still working with matty? I miss those outfits

1975fan2 fr the part of the band outfits where so dark.. yourusername heya lovelies I'm not currently working with sir healy for the up and coming album! we are friends tho so if things get too dreadful I'll step in xx trumanblack too dreadful wtf is this..

yourusername

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yourusername incase you dont follow bryantartists, I've been PROMOTED! they did a truly lovely post featuring some of my clients but I had to note my love for the boys who to a risk on a no name stylist who was looking for her first client. inhalerdublin a girl never forgets her first 🤠 (@eli please give the leather jacket a rest some more xx )

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joshjenkinson_ thanks for making us look cool

yourusername its easy making the cool cooler 🫶

ryanmcmahon_15 too big for us now 💔

yourusername for you ryan NEVER bobbyskeetz fr we do not have the budget for you anymore.. yourusername I tell you to drop the trackies for free EVERYDAY

elijahhewson you'll have to pry that leather jacket out of my cold dead hands.

yourusername you MANchild inhalerfan1 dont fix whats not broken I say

yourusername posted to their story!

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elijahhewson now why do I also feel targeted by this 1975fan1 please please date him!

trumanblack posted to their story!

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yourusername I know I made this and practically forced you to post this, but thank you hahaha yourusername I didnt think far enough ahead tho cause all your fans think we're dating 😭😭 trumanblack ouch what does the secret boyfriend think of that? also you're not my type sorry love xxx yourusername 🙄🙄

inhalerdublin

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inhalerdublin we are back to work and yourusername has removed all leather jackets from the premises... the withdrawl symptoms are kicking in.

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yourusername MWHAHAHHAHAHAH

yourusername inhaler girlies bare with me, it'll be worth it I promise !!

inhalerfan1 I'm so obsessed with you, I'll do anything you say.

elijahhewson really regret hiring her again

joshjenkinson_ I dont bobbyskeetz oh well we all know you dont joshie 😏 joshjenkinson_ literally stfu inhalerfan2 ooohhh now what is this

inhalerdublin

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inhalerdublin love will get you there. link in bio.

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inhalerfan1 people died.

inhalerfan2 🤯🤯

inhalerfan3 sooooo excited omg

bryantartists

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bryantartists inhalerdublin for british gq styled by yourusername !

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inhalerdublin wow are we cool...?

yourusername the boys killed it as per 🔥🔥

yourusername joshjenkinson_ you are lucky you're so cool or I'd be more annoyed about the leather...

joshjenkinson_ I feel so special &lt;;3 bobbyskeetz what about me am I cool too?yourusername hahahaha robert don't make me laugh!!

yourusername

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yourusername a gift for the inhaler girlies !! so I usually get my clients to send me pics of their outfits, for the portfolio and what not. but the lads pics have gotten increasingly more dramatic over time, so I guess enjoy ? 🤷

tagged: inhalerdublin

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inhalerfan1 you are the peoples princess thank you

inhalerfan2 josh looks so cute in the second pic awwww

yourusername stop I know he can do it all, cause look at the serve in the third pic!! inhalerfan2hahahah OMG hi! I love that you're a secret josh girlie bobbyskeetz nothing secret about you being a josh girlie yourusername for once in your life SHUSHH

bobbyskeetz feel like you could appreciate these masterpieces more

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joshjenkinson_ (private)

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joshjenkinson_ glastonbury bits.

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bobbyskeetz now when oh when did you see our favourite stylist.....

ryanmcmahon_15 suspicious that it was kept a secret... elijahhewson huhhhh wonder why were we left out of this little rendezvous ?? bobbyskeetz care to comment sir jenkinson ??? joshjenkinson_ jesus cause you act like this 🙄

yourusername wowww i've made it to the insta :o

joshjenkinson_ is this what they consider a hardlaunch...? elijahhewson a HARDlaunch ?!?? yourusername the DRAMAtics

yourusername

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yourusername later in the summer, I sit beside the sea

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harry_lambert well earned break, you never stop!!

yourusername says the one haha! pleasing, love on tour, zara collab, gucci editorials... the list goes on and on xx

elijahhewson huh good lyrics them

joshjenkinson_ whos picture are you looking at?

yourusername no picture needed I've real thing infront of me, which is wayyy better bobbyskeetz yall are sick

inhalerfan1 oh not my wife soft launching a MAN

inhalerfan2 omg imagine it was josh!!

inhalerfan3 so random wtf inhalerfan2 no hear me out! shes a self proclaimed josh girlie !!

inhalerfanclub

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inhalerfanclub guys GUYS so I just thought id post these here incase some of you dont follow josh on twitter, BUT LOOK HE'S SOFTLAUNCHING A GIRL

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inhalerfan1 wow i dont know how to feel..

inhalerfan2 these photos are so delicate I cant

inhalerfanclub fr to be seen in this point of view ! a need!!

inhalerfan3 I am CONVINCED its yourusername, their recents are such similar vibes !!

inhalerfan1 wait no you're right inhalerfan2 and that dress is soooo something she'd wear, our stylish queen <3

yourusername

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yourusername give it up for josh jenkinson (my fella !)

and my boyfriend's boyfriend (robert keating 🙄)

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joshjenkinson_ haha what happened to the soft launching

yourusername its no funnnn I've pictures to post god damn it ! joshjenkinson_ <333

bobbyskeetz oi whats with the full name

yourusername stop stealing my boyfriend and I'll stop using your full name 😤 bobbyskeetz no way I was here first yourusername but I'm WAYYY cuter bobbyskeetz and I have nicer hair !! yourusername damn I've been bested joshjenkinson_ I think you have beautiful hair love x bobbyskeetz thank you yourusername thanks love inhalerfan1 hahahah this is the best thing ever

inhalerfan3 ohh it feels so good to be right

trumanblack finally can the people stop shipping us now?

1975fan1 yeah we were so wrong, he's wayyy better for our mother yourusername ahahhaha imagine getting abuse from your own fanbase

-finished-

would LOVE to know you're thoughts! come chat about this fic or even ideas you have for my next one??

#josh jenkinson #josh jenkinson x reader #inhaler oneshots #inhaler band #inhaler imagine #inhaler fanfic #inhaler dublin

[limeflavoredlobotomizer]

Legitimately unfair that I’ve spent the past year fending off people comparing me to Hawk from Cobra Kai (because apparently no one else has ever had a Mohawk and a Black Belt) and then I watch the show. And not only was Hawk basically lab-grown to be my favorite character (shy kid who becomes a competent badass, corruption arc, and gay as hell) he is also actually very similar to me.

#stfu kor #I mean we still don’t look alike #beyond the Mohawk #but I can see it and I’m kinda pissed about it #hawk cobra kai #hawk moskowitz #eli moskowitz #eli hawk moskowitz

[badasloml]

Okay that anon is really starting to piss me off. First of all eli wasn’t the only one hating. After she exposed her so many people came forward and shared their weird experiences with her and a lot of people said they were already suspicious. If eli wouldn’t have exposed her someone else would’ve done it sooner or later. Like I’m sorry but if you’re gonna try to catfish keep your story straight and don’t use such obvious pictures. Also saying “maybe she just wants to be Asian everyone has a preference” is so fucking weird?!?! Asian people still have to face so much racism and for her to romanticize being Asian because of Kpop or whatever is insane. Even if she’s only 16 she’s old enough to understand that what she did is not okay. At 16 you should be worried about school and not how to fool people on tumblr. What she did was not okay and she should be held accountable for it. And she could’ve atleast tried to apologize but she immediately deactivated and went on to make another account like that girl doesn’t gaf. Also by the way that anon is defending her it’s making me think it’s just Vivian herself trying to make herself feel better about the situation. If she truly was sorry she would’ve atleast apologized to her friends. Also identify theft is a literal crime the girl she used to catfish could literally sue her ass. Anyways if you’re not brave enough to talk to eli with your real account instead of anon please just stfu

[markosbabymama]

Hii! I'm submitting for the cobra kai ship thing-

Stuff about me, well I take Martial arts, I draw like a ton, I'm an introvert at first then grow into an extrovert once I get comfy! I'm big on family and friends despite the issues at home and whatnot, I am pretty decent in school and I lovee riding my bike down to the lake with my dog! I can definitely get very chaotic with my friends and I have quite the spirit when it comes to something I'm passionate about! I'm not too sure what all to put here on sorry:")

And what I look like, I got hazel eyes and kind of a mix of colors for my hair lol, I dye it a lot. I'm 5'1 and a half and my style is like, all over the place, grunge, alt, emo, cottage core or just comfy- like I said it's all over the place lol- I am 17 andd my pfp is a drawing I did of myseld- but I am not sure what else to put here but thank yoouu! I'm genuinely curious who I get- like, I have the hots for a lot of em lol I also dont mind whether I get a girl or a guy cuz I swing both ways😽

omg okay so you would be SO CUTE with hawk!!!!!

you guys were friends before he was “hawk”, so he doesn’t judge u for being shy and not putting urself out there all that much

definitely has his arm around ur waist when y’all go to party’s cause he knows that you’re shy and doesn’t want u to feel alone.🫠

loves PDA!!!!!!

y’all would help each other dye each others hair all kinds of different colors, and he would most likely try to get some on ur nose LOL

being his sparring partner is so fun omg.

like one min y’all will be fighting and kicking and punching

the next he’s holding u and saying how pretty u are and how good u are to him 🥹

hawk isn’t crazy tall, but the height difference is still very noticeable !!! definitely calls u short even tho he is a short king himself .

“you’re my lil armrest lol” “eli you’re like 5 inches taller then me stfu”

loves watching you draw and begs for you to teach him cause he wants to draw u 🥲

his mom absolutely LOVEEES you. like that woman loves u more than eli sometimes. LMAOO

he also loves your dog more than u sometimes??? and he loves walking ur dog as well. he will literally stop by randomly just to ask to go walk the dog💀💀

lots of cute study dates ofc!

and he loves cause you help him out with his grades since his started slipping after karate :/

i KNOW this mans lock screen is you and him taking a mirror selfie and you’re in his hoodie.

y’all are the cutest couple ever. ��🏻

A/N hope you liked this it was my first time ever writing something like this lol 🩷

#cobra kai #miguel diaz x reader #cobra kai imagines #eli moskowitz x reader #miguel diaz #cobra kai x reader #robby keene x reader #tory nichols #miguel diaz imagine #miguel diaz oneshot