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radioactive-reactions · 3 years

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The Fallout brainrot has been hitting me hard so idk if you've played the older fallouts (1&2) but how would thd FO4 gang react to stumbling across a hyper intelligent deathclaw that can like speak? Also I know I said it already but I seriously adore your writing so much.

Thank you once again for the kind words- and I love the original games! The only reason they’re not listed as options on this blog is because I’ve met, like... two people total who’ve played them. Don’t ask me how this familiar Vault 13 deathclaw got to the Commonwealth, but it’s a very fun situation to think about...

For the Sole Survivor and their companion, it should have been like any other scavenging mission. The target was a small book shop in the outskirts of Boston, supposedly home to a specific volume on science that Sturges needed for some pet project or other. As they approached, though, the instantly recognizable, hulking form of an albino deathclaw lumbered out of the shop... only to raise its hands.

“Wait, human! Don’t shoot! I’m just a simple scholar!”

Cait quirked an eyebrow, glancing over her shoulder for Sole’s guidance. “...You hearin’ this too? Since when are they... talkin’ like people? Gives me the damn creeps.”

Codsworth inserted himself between the deathclaw and Sole, flamer at the ready. “You’ll not be fooling us with that shabby costume, you... Oh. Oh, that’s real? My word.”

Curie, of course, was immediately abuzz with scientific curiosity, all thoughts of combat forgotten already. “Oh! Monsieur Deathclaw! You are... très intéressant! Please, may I collect a tissue sample?”

Danse kept his weapon - and his attention - trained directly on the deathclaw. “Talking or not, creatures like the deathclaw are still abominations of pre-War hubris. I’ll defer to you, soldier, but if it were up to me it’d already be ash.”

Deacon raised his hands right back, letting his rifle clatter to the ground. “Whoa. Easy there, big guy. At least this means I don’t have to waste any more time trying to learn Deathclaw-ese, right?”

Hancock narrowed his eyes, not entirely sure what he was seeing was real. “...Huh. Hey, it ain’t just the Jet, right? Big lizard’s there for you too? ‘Cause I gotta say, this ain’t the craziest thing I’ve ever imagined talking to me.”

MacCready kept his rifle leveled at the Deathclaw, thankfully too paralyzed with shock to pull the trigger. “Oh, fuck.” He didn’t catch himself until it was too late- but even then, he stayed where he was, not letting his sight wander from the Deathclaw until Sole had made up their mind.

Valentine just chuckled to himself... but kept his pistol at the ready, just in case. “Talking deathclaws? Now I really have seen everything. It’s your call, kid- but he’s not trying to tear what’s left of my face off, so he’s good in my book.”

Piper, naturally, was already digging in her coat for a notepad. “Wow. I mean- wow! Blue, this is huge! ‘Intelligent Deathclaws Walk Among Us-’ Do you think I can get an interview, sir? Ma’am? Whatever you are?”

Preston froze in place- he wasn’t typically the type to gawk, but this was one of the few sights in the wasteland that deserved it. “Hoooly shit. General, uh... maybe don’t shoot this one?”

Strong pointed directly at the deathclaw, his rough-hewn face forming into an oversized grin. “LIZARD SPEAK LIKE HUMAN! MUST HAVE DRANK MILK! TELL US WHERE YOU FIND IT!”

X6-88 seemed as cool and unphased as usual, although his eyes widened just a touch behind his sunglasses. “...Oh. Unusual. Just say the word, and we’ll have a Bioscience team sent out for restraint and retrieval.”

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dykexenomorph · 3 years

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ive got a STUPID amount of brainrot for fo4 so here r some of my hcs

post-institute destruction sturges helps the railroad out whenever they need a vertibird fixed up, it started out as a one time thing but then they realized that having someone who doesn't have to read a manuel and pray to fix them is very reassuring and nice

in his spare time tom works on creating a portable gameboy-esque console for sole to have. the pip-boy simply is NOT designed well for gameplay

sturges is trans and so is hancock, y'all have heard me say this so many times

after glory dies the railroad (kind of unintentionally) starts using the phrase "for glory" in sort of the same way that the bos uses "ad victorium". newer railroad members take the phrase literally but people who were around for the bos attack at hq know and remember what it actually means.

desdemona had a kid who was taken by the institute (my explanation for this one is uhhh kinda lengthy so I'm leaving why I think this up to yalls imagination)

idk if this counts as a headcanon but i like to imagine that nat stays with ellie and nick whenever piper is away, she considers them family at this point (the thought of piper just leaving her by herself drives absolutely nuts dude omg)

music didn't stop progressing after the 50-60s (is that the right time period for the soundtrack??), most music was just banned due to the prolonged red scare and eventually it got to the point where hearing new and recent songs before they were taken off air was incredibly hard.

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