#taking aloe vera

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

Not many people know that Maverick used to sunbathe in full nude in order to avoid awkward tan lines and how it only took one incident for that to change.

The incident (nicknamed 'pink flamingo') involved one burnt backside, a vulnerable twink and a certain Iceman going in for the kill when the twink thought he was safe.

A solid, unexpected SMACK from Ice's palm on Mav's bare, sun burnt bottom was all it took for him to fall down in slow motion and let out a scream several octaves high five seconds after initial impact.

The footage Slider caught with his recorder that day showed a cinematic masterpiece of Maverick's soul leaving his body as the twink disappeared from view behind a counter, clutching his injured ass that would no doubt show an even redder handprint the exact size of one Tom Kazansky's palm on it later.

#the second mav recovers ice and slider better scramble like two bats out of hell because that twink is capable of murder #and he won't be taking any hostages #no one is safe #not even slider #your height will not protect you because mav will be gunning for those kneecaps like no other #the reason ice is even alive in the end is because he broke out the aloe vera and slathered mav's ass with it as an apology #just kidding that motherfucker isn't sorry at all #even if it means he won't be plowing through mav's fields anytime soon #top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun: maverick #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #pete mitchell #tom kazansky #ron kerner

[miss-mossball]

Alana and Aloe Vera

#doodle heaven #my ocs #alana #aloe vera #theyre very random I know #i set to the stupid task of making 1(one) tiny cheeb for all my profiles on toyhouse so they at least have something I've drawn recently #I forgot my ideas for alana :( why dont i tell people anything #shes probably in the unicorn kingdom though #and aloe vera is a lava/obsideon mermaid #she takes the role of the sea witch in a little mermaid story #shes a sweetheart!!!! she just burns to the touch so nobody gets close #yeah anyway expect a lot of random ocs i obviously dont use bc im busy drawing rose and dosy and vanicho 4567890 times

[t4tnalu]

I got sunburnt 😭

#i DID put on sunscreen just either should have reapplied or put it on better the first time #i dont have aloe vera but i did take some ibuprofen so hopefully that does something #💋

[lesbeet]

*bolts upright in bed* DO MY HOUSEPLANTS KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM

#oh yeah i'm a houseplant bitch now #it's actually getting to be a problem lmfao in the little over a month since i moved ive collected 21 plants 😬 #my brother in law told me about an app that reminds you when to water (that was the main reason ive killed plants in the past) #and it sparked a hyperfixation but i genuinely still love taking care of them even weeks later #i really miss my dog but don't really have the money to spend on a pet right now so in the meantime it's nice to have smth to care for yk #(in my defense a little bit 6 of those plants are in my classroom but. the rest are in my apartment lol) #it all started with one baby spider plant that my friend propagated for me as a housewarming gift and now it's a full grown (ha) obsession #i have a spider; pearls and jade pothos; blue star fern; aloe vera;( #jade; wandering jew (affectionate); 2 pileas; heart shaped philodendron+ a brasil #a peace lily i got for $10 (!!!!) on fb marketplace #a corn plant i got for $6 at the grocery store #2 zz plants; a snake plant; a fishbone cactus; a tiger jaw; a watermelon pepperomia; and a hoya #i think that's all of them lmfao #anyway im having a blast ♥️ #oh and i bought a jewel orchid starter plant on etsy last night bc the leaves are insane looking #oh the aloe vera sad face is a typo. i love her

[jehans-flower-pot]

Spring Awakening children's "worst Halloween costume ever contest"

Gift for @mattwife-mattnipulate-mattsplain for @moth-loves-broadway 's secret spirit! ignore how awful the image quality is i lost my phone so its my computer camera lol.

thanks moth for setting this up and matt for such a fun prompt! I had a blast!

#frühlings erwachen #spring awakening #will prob reupload when i have my phone #literally u cant see anything someone tell me if the captions are unreadable #(stay at home clown stolen from my little cousin wendling machine joke stolen from tumblr user barrel-of-merry-aloe-vera) #(moritz is a front bottoms fan i will not be taking criticisms at this time) #(is this canon era or is it modern? yes.) #so sorry forgotten characters i was uninspired i still love u #moth's secret spirit #scribbles and such

[stockholmgf]

mutuals go to the beach with me it’s not an option actually get ur bathing suits out

#i wanna gooooooooo #i wanna go swimming and look for rocks and shells #and i want to lay out on a towel and take a nap with a sunshine blanket #and i want to be the one to bring the cooler and snacks and remind everyone to reapply ur sunscreen #cause so many people forget or don’t know that they need to reapply it pretty often!!!!! #but it’s okay if u guys do forget cause i brought my favorite aloe vera gel that works SO well #and i brought a couple big umbrellas too!!!! #and i layed some towels on the car seats so we can avoid getting sand in there #but it’s okay if u do! i’ll vacuum it later #anyway we’re all going back to my place for a slumber party i have a big basement or we can camp in my backyard #what movie should i put on for everyone??

[quibbs126]

I hate being sunburnt

#for context I was out today at a volunteering event for my university #we were helping a couple clear up their arena on their horse ranch #but basically we spent 4 hours out in the Texas sun #I was an idiot and decided not to put on sunscreen since I didn’t get sunburnt all summer #but now I realize that that only happened because I wore long pants and a jacket during summer meaning I couldn’t really get sunburnt #though I suppose also I don’t actually have any sunscreen so #but anyways now I’m paying the price #my arms burn #I’ve put like 2 coatings of aloe vera on my arms and they still burn #I want to put on more but the bottle recommends I don’t put on more than 3 or 4 a day #*sigh* it’s been a while since I got sunburnt so I don’t remember how long it takes #but I hope it goes away soon #real life stuff #sunburn #random stuff #sorry I just need to complain about it

[cosmicrhetoric]

CENSORED!!!! CENSORED!!!! ive SEEN the manga panel edit

#hey you spiky aloe vera bastard where the FUCK is sasuke #this is a huge milestone for me like six months ago i thought i was close to this bit #ok silly episode but i see the obito stuff is kicking off again. very well. taking another breather a 20 min dose is enough #naruto lb

[chaoticwholesome]

guess who burnt himself crispy in the sun on friday yaaaaaay <3

#currently lathered in aloe vera. greased like a baby otter #face horts #i fucked up my sunscreen application and didnt listen to my mom when she told me to take a hat 😭 #he has learned a lesson and he is buying a sun hat..... #the cost of mini-golf with the homies #can can posts!

[ormspryde]

@magicmetslogic requests plant pics, so here we are! These are Very Very Not All My Plant Babies but it's nighttime outside and there's not enough light to get good photographs of the ones I have sitting in windows.

Also not pictured: the five billion yards of pothos vines that are going to end up strangling me in my sleep I just know it lol.

#plants #houseplants #plant #potted plant #plant babies #spider plant #wandering dude #fern #snake plant #nerve plant #pothos #srsly this pothos is going to end up taking over my life #I wish local people wanted some lol #aloe vera #mother of thousands #yessssssss grow my children

[starthelostboys]

i think that star has tried to keep potted plants before, but every time she does they die within a week or two because she always forgets to put them in areas of the cave that actually get sunlight

#she always puts the plants in like. the deepest darkest corner of the cave that's pitch black even during the day time #and then is surprised when her aloe vera plant or whatever dies #the lost boys #tlb #kate's bad takes

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Ok so I watered all my plants for the second time this month (they’re succulents, cacti, and air plants so they’re fine). Chopped off all the dead parts of my aloe vera, for favor of the healthy bits… I’ll try to water them from now on; because the only reason I don’t like caring for them is because they’re not in the right spot (in my windowsill (which prevents the blinds from closing (which gets awkward when I’m changing (and the weight of the blinds bends the plants over like little old men)))); but when I move out, I can put them all together in a nice big pot and make a cool scene with them.

Anyway when I get my own place, I’m filling it with giant fragrant houseplants…

#old rotting aloe vera smells nasty btw 0/10 do not recommend #I’ve abused my poor folding scissors so much over the years so they’re dull now… I had a time cutting out vinyl decals today #they need sharpening #I should pick up some more from [hardware store]… they’re like… a dollar (and it’s a super cool store with lots of fun pocket knives #mini wrenches and thick sketching crayons) #I use them for everything including chopping dead stuff off my plants #(the scissors) #most useful tool I take to work istg

[liminalhymnal]

I have never been allergic to anything in my LIFE but now I am part-human and part-hives and I. Don't. Know. Why.

This is Hell and I must be the devil's most pitiable little jester jingling my way down the clownward spiral

#There's been nothing new in my house save for an Aloe Vera plant (which I got rid of yesterday bcs I thought it was the cause) #I've never had my skin do this to me #I couldn't even sleep last night bcs the itchiness was SO BAD and my whole lower half was covered in big splotches #the first night my face was swelling up #This is goddamn terrifying and bad for my anxiety because I have ZERO idea as to why this is happening except I gotta be cursed #Also 2 benadryl was enough to let me sleep and did reduce the Horrors overnight but damn #They weren't lying when they said it causes drowsiness because damn it was like taking melatonin but faster

[t4tnalu]

I got sunburnt 😭

#i DID put on sunscreen just either should have reapplied or put it on better the first time #i dont have aloe vera but i did take some ibuprofen so hopefully that does something #💋

[glimmerclouddragon]

My aloe vera finally went and died. Sorry plant for over watered and neglected you 💔 You were very appreciated in the household.

#personal #text #decided that the next time a plant hit the drieness or turn to mush I'll get myself a new aloe vera #have too many plants to take care of #who needs water every day

[devandrook]

i might watch the vidcon panel but theres a 65% risk of me becoming a fucking pussy ass crybaby and bawling over the dsmp. so

#LIKEE i saw a clip of tommy taking a photo w a fan #and i got so emotional for no reason. no reason at all 😁😁😁 #ANYYWAY i got sunburned. at the beach #my mom put aloe vera on it So its okay #dsmp