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[mattieswheelers]

WATT as things that were said in student council

(because I’m bored and also they won’t let me plan world domination)

(rude)

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Farrah: ... are you sure we can’t tape a knife to Roomba Jr.?

Annleigh: First of all, his name is Roger,

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Cairo: Riley, you literally asked how you could get away with murder!!!

Riley: Actually, I didn’t ask. I already knew.

Cairo: THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!!

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Chess: Kate, please stop trying to rope the entire class into your world domination plans-

Kate: NO

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Eva: We mostly asked some fun stuff, to try and get their personality.

Kate: Same, but with more world domination.

Eva: no, Kate... we talked about this...

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Riley: I’m personally affronted right now because Cairo banned me from talking about world domination and legal murder.

Cairo: YOU WERE SCARING THE 6TH GRADERS!!!

Riley: what??? how???

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Cairo: Fine. If law enforcement tries to investigate, I’ll defend Riley and I know she’s guilty so I’ll try to plead insanity-

Riley: I’m not insane-

Kate: You literally threatened Mattie with execution!!

Riley: Just because the murder was implied doesn’t mean I said it-

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Kate: Soooooooo does anyone wanna come with me to Yellowstone?

Chess: Do not go with her to Yellowstone she knows how to commit legal murder-

Kate: 

Kate: Okay, look-

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Mattie: Can we name him Gary?

Eva: I mean, I was thinking something along the lines of Greg, but sure!

Farrah: You’re both idiots, his name is Anarchy.

Annleigh:

Annleigh: Oh, is this why Reese has been holding up a picture of a stick figure named World Peace?

#we are the tigers #teaffany posts a random thing #long story don't. ask jfkdlsjfk just know that i'm losing allies because the president started an uprising against me #we are the tigers incorrect quotes #chess watt #kate dalton #eva sanchez #mattie wheeler #farrah watt #annleigh o'daniel #annleigh watt #kate watt #eva watt #riley williams #riley watt #cairo watt #murder tw #caps tw #death tw #i'm actually in all of these #guess which lines i said #if you want haha #will i regret this? possibly #oh well

[mattieswheelers]

No one:

Mattie: oh what the frickle frackle

Mattie: you bageling bagel motherbagel, square up

#teaffany posts a random thing #WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T KNOW #watt incorrect quotes #mattie wheeler #mattie watt #mattie who doesn't use curse words but still curses in creative ways supremacy #also no i am NOT tagging this as we are the tigers unless someone tells me to because jesus christ i am embarrassed and it's not even posted #stabby squad the bagels are for you #what the holy fudge is this #we are the tigers

[mattieswheelers]

I’m wearing a suit and I feel powerful enough to destroy an entire civilization

no reason for this post just thought it might be important

#teaffany posts a random thing #suits are amazing #GASP I KNOW #ILL GET OUT MY SWORD #YES #WOOHOOO I FEEL POWERFUL

[mattieswheelers]

@trans-clark @the1whosurvived I dUNNO, DID SHE?

#stabby squad #teaffany posts a random thing #should I tag this with watt #nah #patroc (the cereal kilter) #genesis (the generational crisis) #dont cancel me for using light mode y’all #time travel mattie au #stabby squad shenanigans

[mattieswheelers]

ehehe new tumblr url go brrr

@when-will-enough-be-enough -> @mattieswheelers

mutuals signal boost maybe?

#teaffany posts a random thing

[mattieswheelers]

that’s it that’s the post

#teaffany posts a random thing #six the musical #anne bolyen (six)

[mattieswheelers]

imagine Cathy was the arsonist though

#to expand on later #teaffany posts a random thing #six the musical #I actually have so many ideas right now jsjsjsjd

[mattieswheelers]

@percy-the-penguin heyooooooooo i don’t know how many days it has been since your minecraft au post but.. my sisters are playing minecraft and all of a sudden one of them goes

“tiff we’re drunk”

me, who is just vibing on a chair with my entire body tilted 45 degrees the wrong way: *falls off chair* yOU’RE WHAT??

my sister: we chugged too many potions, got dizzy, and we’re drunk!

my other sister: we plan to fight a creeper while under the influence of “alcohol”

me: 

aNYWAYS i feel like my sisters are the beheaded cousins and im jane in this scenario

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[mattieswheelers]

me: oh yeah I write!

the write:

#teaffany posts a random thing #landmine tw #maybe??? idk uh #weapon tw #what do I tag it as-

[mattieswheelers]

i wanted to do something but I don’t have a “mom” figure so

@tiredlesbian123 @bunnyranger761

michaelllll kennedyyyyyyyy the angle bisector theorem is being annoyyinnnmnnggggg

ksjdjsjd what the hell did I just write

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[mattieswheelers]

So I’m listening to satisfied, right

and then all of a sudden the world lists to the side and turns yellow

and also I think I stopped breathing for a bit

and then the weird trance is over and I jolt out of my chair, chug a bottle of water and face plant into my pillow

where I also stopped breathing for a bit

Then I fell off the bed when my sister hijacked my Alexa speaker with the caillou theme song

I’m have reason to suspect I’m not okay

#teaffany posts a random thing

[mattieswheelers]

skjdjfjf I have been struck with beheaded cousins angst ideas while procrastinating on my orchestra recording

would anyone like to enable me and hear about it-

#teaffany posts a random thing #six the musical

[mattieswheelers]

no one:

me:

#teaffany posts a random thing #death mention tw #hello to everyone from the family server who may see this #I don’t think kitty knows I have this account but kitty I’m sorryyyyyyyyy #I can’t spare anyone from death #not even for you I’m afraid #and Kennedy if you see this which I know you will eventually #sorry not sorry #love #;)

[mattieswheelers]

chúc mừng năm mới!!!!

happy lunar new year to everyone who celebrates it!!!!!! May your year be prosperous and full of good things ^_^

time to go back to eating bánh tét

#happy lunar new year!!!!! #chúc mừng năm mới!!!!! #teaffany posts a random thing

[mattieswheelers]

it’s sunny outside but also raining at the same time and it’s so... peaceful

it’s beautiful and the sun is shining so brightly while gentle raindrops paint the ground and aaaaaaaaaaaa I wanna cry it’s just

also there’s a small breeze flying around and I’m listening to heart of stone (perfect mood for this weather) and the bREEZE IS MAKING LEAVES RUSTLE IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC AND THE PERCUSSION AND AAAAAAA

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[mattieswheelers]

HAPPY IDES OF MAAAAARCH

#teaffany posts a random thing #you’ll never guess who won an election today #honestly I haven’t been able to stop smiling all day-