#stabby squad shenanigans

[kitkat404]

@sleepdeprivedcracker is a heathen who needs therapy. If ya know ya know

#stabby squad shenanigans #stop biting onions it’s not good for you #same with spinach heads #and unpeeled bananas #and don’t lick your cat either

[lactosefreevanillayoghurt]

the tigers as the stabby starboard because we deserve a fandom and this is our first step to achieving that 3.0 (1.0, 2.0)

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riley: all i want is chaos and mozzarella sticks :(

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kate: i'm not even that sick i'm just dramatic

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eva: I WAKE UP AND AM IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND I AM NOT MAD ABOUT IT

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clark: jesus??? more like jeSUS

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mattie: where is the trashcan????

farrah: you call it trash. i call it more food.

reese: true raccoon lifestyle

mattie: no??? i need to throw away my wrappers-

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kate: who needs toleration when you can have domination

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chess: 4:28 blaze it

kate: 9:29 unblaze it

farrah: 3:36 arson

cairo: 9:48 living the dream

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@notsomightymightytiger @trans-clark @mattieswheelers @sewonpatchesofmyownsoul @the1whosurvived @rileyisawattflower @songsforsatanstan

#once again jumps out from nowhere with memes #:D #this might be the fastest ive ever made one of these usually it takes ages #anyway we're funny whatever hdsbdjsj #the toleration domination one is about tolerating the lactose™ so defo applies to the kate which has somehow spawned from these meme sets #fhdbfjdbddn #caps tw #stabby squad shenanigans #we are the tigers #cairo adekoya #mattie wheeler #clark watt #chess watt #faraag (world domination.com) #nicco (brit 4.0???) #tiff (the one i call 'love' like im an old timey grandma) #kiera (yay for gay) #patroc (the wise one™) #generational crisis (i do not copy you fhdbdbs) #rain (british comrade)

[songsforsatanstan]

*drinks tv static*

@the1whosurvived

#stabby squad shenanigans #ITS GOOD

[trans-clark]

mr. patroc sir let's play a game. o ye with the brain cell, o ye adult human, i implore you to guess who am i

This has very strong pins vibes. Possibly crisis or tea leaf though as well.

#Stabby squad shenanigans

[merriconstance]

Y E E T

@mattieswheelers @lactosefreevanillayoghurt @sleepdeprivedcracker @kitkat404

#stabby squad shenanigans

[cristobalrios]

My Holo-Headcanons that I still need to turn into fics sometime and the original posts I made about them, A Compilation:

The Trouble With Emergency Holograms: La Sirena Tribble shenanigans, already started writing this one but has just been sitting in my WIPs for like a year.

Multiple Personalities: Some Sci-Fi reason the holos all have to temporarily be inside of Cris's head so they temporarily take over his body like That Episode With Data or That Episode With Seven, or kind of like That Other Episode With Seven and Doc although personally I'd prefer this to be an episode and not a fic, so we actually get to see Santi doing the rapidly-switching-between-personalities thing.

Holo Programs for Emergency Holos: Steward's recreational holo-program for the EHs where everyone gets to have their own dream job that's supposed to be not what they're programmed for, like an "if you could do anything other than your current job, what would it be" scenario. Emil is just... A doctor. Or is he? His hospital is actually a front for his secret spy base and no one knows it until Enoch spies on Emil and then the secret's out.

The Importance of Being Eddie: Rios pretends to be an Emergency Hologram that doesn't exist to get out of a conversation when he was Not in the mood for anything resembling social interaction; it was quick and easy and felt really good so he started using this excuse more, so he invents Eddie, the Emergency Departure Hologram. The Holos hear Rios doing this sometime and decide to help him out and have some fun of their own, so they take turns pretending to be this Eddie holo so people don't only see Eddie when they're looking for the captain and Eddie doesn't only leave the room to "find him" and never come back. And things... Get out of hand. Title named after the fact that this sounds suspiciously close to a variation of "Bunburying" as Algernon named it in The Importance of Being Earnest (I also love the fact that his name is Eddie, as named by @enigma-the-mysterious, specifically for the fact that it's reminiscent of Edward Hyde that this also... kind of resembles, if you squint, although the name came from "Emergency Departure Hologram" and was not, as far as I know, a literary allusion)

Hospitality: The origin of the Emergency Hospitality Holograms, an idea pitched to Doc when working on the Emergency Hologram Basic Installation Package, by his friend and fellow Voyager veteran Neelix, after meeting another beloved self-aware hologram, Vic Fontaine. Not exactly a story about our Holos on La Sirena, but sort of an origin story for Steward, so related.

The KitKats and That Time Cris's Generosity Was Mistaken for Negligence: Working title. Two things were talked about here; a Cute Fluff story where Enoch gets to have Emil's KitKat because Emil doesn't like them, but there are Conditions, and; Rios handing some things out the the holos, and Enoch sneaks back in line seeing if he can get away with getting Two without Cris noticing, and when Cris does give him another without any comment, he is suddenly worried that Cris really didn't notice that one of the holos was there twice and he's slightly offended.

Holo-ween: The Holos have a tradition on Halloween; try to confuse Rios about which Holo is which. They switch it up every time, including one time all of them looking exactly like him with no other visual or auditory indications of differences.

Portal: The Holo Squad play Portal. That's it, that's the entire thing.

I Swear My Smart Devices Are Alive: A modern AU where the EHs are Cris's smart devices and Agnes is the cute IT Tech who comes over to fix them when their idiosyncrasies get on Cris's nerves enough.

Forgery: The Holos can mimic Cris's handwriting perfectly...

Collection: This one is actually post-Picard S1, or during. Elnor wants to learn about why people have... Stuff. Just, stuff, for no apparent purpose, that they seem very attached to (read: Cris and his mermaid statues). Steward tries his best to explain it to him and the Holos show Elnor their own collections and hobbies, and help him find hobbies of his own.

Diagnostics: Ian takes his duty as their equivalent of ""Doctor"" to his fellow Emergency Holograms very seriously, but in true Rios-fashion, neglects to take care of himself. This results in the actual EMH having to step in. @talvenhenki already did an absolutely wonderful fic based on this idea that I love in chapter 8 of Voyages of the Freighter La Sirena, but I might do a version of my own. Maybe it will take place not long before this one, when Emil (and possibly Agnes, as mentioned in that version above, so that's an idea) goes to Ian before Cris intervenes. Anyway, whether or not I ever actually write it, definitely go read that version!

Emergency Command Hologram: A theory I had pre-Stardust City Rag that started off as a joke and turned into "wait this would actually be fun if not in canon, at least as an AU" - I have subsequently decided that this is going to be a recurring nightmare of Rios's, that he finds out that the real him died and he's a holographic copy of himself as a modified ECH the holos have been using to fake still having a captain. That he actually died and the holos covered it up to avoid being deactivated permanently or changed by the ship's next owner. The cover up aspect, of course, goes "nicely" with Cris's trauma.

Steward and His Roombas: I really don't know where the original stuff is for this (the link to the post is broken now, I don't know where it went) but this was completely inspired by Stabby the Space Roomba about Steward and his ship cleaning bots and Emmet taping a knife to one of them like the infamous Stabby that inspired the wonderful, beautiful fic @procrastinatorproject wrote and gifted to me, A Night at the Opera. Please go read it if you haven't (and reread it if you have). And listen to the podfic version @thelaithlyworm is making, here. They're both wonderful!

Meta that aren't fic ideas but are interesting/important observations and/or headcanons:

An Exploration of Emmet's Tattoos: Pictures, identification of whatever I could identify, and discussion of all of Emmet's various tattoos that we have been able to see on screen so far.

Connection: The holograms in the Emergency Hologram Basic Installation Package are interconnected with each other and the ship in intricate ways. This post itself is mostly a meta on the holos instead of an actual plot bunny but there's definitely stuff that can be done with these concepts.

Emergency Hologram Basic Installation Package: I have character bios for each of the holograms on my carrd that also has some headcanons about the EHBIPs as well. Carrd Home Page; Emil; Enoch; Steward; Emmet; Ian.

Also, these ideas are open for other people to steal (I would love but it's not required to credit me and possibly any others who helped make these ideas, as shown on their original posts, since a lot of them were definitely a collaborative thing).

If you do use any of these ideas, feel free to reblog this with the link to it!!

#cristobal rios #holo squad #emil (emh) #enoch (enh) #steward (ehh) #mr. hospitality (ehh) #emmet (etsh) #ian (eeh) #reference

[bad-hollowknight-punns]

The thing that’s driven home the vessel genocide the most for me is thinking bout a pure-pulls-knight-outta-the-abyss-and then there’s-two-hollow-knights fic, and then being like that’s better but but what about lost kin? And greenpath vessel? And - looks back at the abyss, sweats -

#broken vessel lives in the archives because they really grew on the secondary vessel research squad #they're called stabby #the idea of the au was shenanigans originally #but I understand this is how fanfiction works #my content

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

Groupchat AU #358

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Chat Names

FRIDAY and KAREN choose the chat names once everyone kept changing them too much.

{All of the people in this fic are using Stark phones. There is a license agreement thats long and another thats short which every person in this fic agreed to. This means Friday is allowed to have access to their messaging. Pepper gave the AIs the permission for it once everyone in her and Peter’s circle agreed. There is no one else with a Stark phone who received this same set or terms and conditions. The people on this fic agreed to use a special phone offered by Stark Industries that were only given to the people in this fic.}

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Loki, Natasha : Stabby

Thor, Bruce : Angry Puppy

Rhodey, Tony, Peter : Iron Idiots

Pepper, Natasha : Black Pepper

Happy, Loki, Sam : Happy Hour

Tony, T’challa : What’s New Pussycat

Shuri, Peter : Two Bros Chilling In A Hottub 5 ft Apart Cuz They Are Gay

Happy, Tony, Morgan : Cheeseburgers

Pepper, Tony, Morgan : I love you 3000

Pepper, Tony : 12%

Harley, Peter : Experimentalists

Tony, Harley : CoNnEcTeD

KAREN, FRIDAY : Visual Conversation Memory Storage

Wanda, Vision : Red Means Passion

Steve, Bucky : Facebook

Steve, Sam : Jamaica

T’challa, Shuri : Royal Jokers

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Okoye, Natasha, Pepper : World Domination Is At Our Fingertips

Riri, Harley, Shuri : Far Away Squad

Tony, Pepper, Happy : Elite Peter Protection Posse

Harley, Shuri, Ned, MJ : Peter Protection Posse Jr

Tony, Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Thor, Bruce, Strange, Scott: Avengers Ass Ensemble

Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Drax, Groot, Rocket, Quill : Off Earth Heroes

Tony, Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Thor, Bruce, Strange, Scott, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Drax, Groot, Rocket, Quill : Avengers Ass Ensemble Vol.2

Riri, Shuri, Harley, Peter, Nebula: Iron Children

Riri, Shuri, Harley, Peter, Nebula, Morgan: Censored Iron Children

Morgan, Harley, Peter : Devious Babies

Riri, Shuri, MJ : Soon-to-be World Dominators

Tony, Riri, Harley, Pepper : Get in We’re going shopping

Drax, Mantis, Quill : Trouble Approaches

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Rhodes, Tony : Seriously?

Rhodes, Pepper : What’d He Do Now?

Rhodes, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Tony: War Buddies

Clint, Natasha : Catch Up Time

Laura, Pepper, May : Mothers Over Men

Tony, Strange : *Wink* *Smack*

Peter, MJ, Ned : MJ’s Losers

Cindy, Flash, Abe, MJ, Sally, Peter, Ned, Betty : Decaflon Coffee Shop

Tony, Pepper, Morgan, May, Peter, Harley, Riri, Happy, Rhodes : Iron Family

May, Peter : I Larb You

May, Pepper : Peter’s Moms

Tony, May : Can I Help You?

May, Happy : Mayhaps

Liz, MJ, Peter, Ned, Cindy, Flash, Abe, Sally, Betty : For Old Times Sake

Ned, Betty : Snookums

Sam, Clint : He Did It!

Bruce, Tony : Science Bros

Steve, Tony : Civil Conversations Or Else

T’challa, Okoye, Shuri : Wakanda Forever

T’challa, Okoye : Hmmm

T’challa, Nakia : *Freeze*

Wanda, Nebula, Gamora : Dangerous But Misunderstood

Thor, Tony : Point Break Man Of Iron

Bruce, Thor : It’s Okay

Natasha, Okoye : Kickass Women

Pepper, Peter : Oh Hi Mom Heh You See About That

Pepper, Harley : I Definitely Didnt Do A Stupid

Pepper, Morgan : Rat ‘em Out!

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Tony, Harley, Peter : *Explosions* Shit!

Peter, Morgan : Spider Brother

Harley, Morgan : Potato Brother

Ned, Morgan : Lego Friend

MJ, Morgan : Believe In Your Strength

Rhodes, Morgan : Cool Uncle

Tony, Morgan : Ice Pops

Tony, Scott : Time Travel Exists

Scott, Clint, Tony : Non Dad Bod Dad Squad

Tony, KAREN, FRIDAY : Old Man Needs Assistance

Pepper, KAREN, FRIDAY : *Pleasant Conversation*

Ned, MJ : We Have Lives Ya Know

Peter, KAREN : You’re The Best!

Tony, Happy : I O U 1

Steve, Natasha, Sam : 5am The Usual Morning Lineup

Peter, Flash : I’m Watching You Eugene

MJ, KAREN : >:)

Tony, Peter : Kid vs Mr.Dad

Sam, Natasha : Secret Prank Accomplice

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Peter, Ned : *Rambling*

Ned, Tony : Hacker Appreciation Club

Peter, Wade : Staying Alive! Staying Alive!

Peter, Matt : *Sigh* Okay

Peter, Jessica : LOL

Peter, Strange : Oh We’re Using Our Made Up Names?

Peter, Mantis : PLEASE DONT PUT YOUR EGGS INSIDE MY CHEST

Peter, Drax : *Sarcasm Flies* Impossible! I Would Catch It!

Rocket, Drax, Gamora, Nebula : Fight Club

Drax, Thor, Bruce : Big Guys

Drax, Thor : Mr.Universe Contestants

Peter, MJ : Expectations vs Reality

Steve, Thor, Tony, Strange : Beard Buddies

MJ, Mr.Harrison : Truth Sleuths

Peter, Natasha : Spider Family

Steve, Peter : Brooklyn vs Queens

Bucky, Peter : Companions

Clint, Sam, Peter : Mario Kart

Tony, Wade : Goddammit

Helen, Pepper, Tony : So Many Boo Boos

Helen, May, Pepper, Tony : Ouch My Bones

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Ned, Flash, Abe, Peter : Dat Boi

MJ, Cindy, Sally, Betty : Gorlz Run The World

MJ, Flash : -_-

Cindy, Flash, Sally, Abe, Betty : P.I.vate Investigators

Fury, Maria : Work Friends

Fury, Tony : UGH You Never Let Me Do Anything!

Fury, Steve : *silent annoyance*

Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Loki : Brainwashed Buddies

Jessica, Matt : Bad Decisions

Wade, Matt : Hard Knock Life

Helen, Happy : They’re Incapacitated

Gamora, Quill : Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Maria, Laura : Drinking Buddies

Steve, Bucky, Vision, Nebula, Mantis, Drax : *cOnFuSeD*

Gamora, Nebula : *nod* Sister

T’challa, FRIDAY : Emergency Use Only

Loki, Peter, Harley, Riri, Shuri : Shenanigans

Fury, T’challa : Update Me

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Helen Jessica Matt Wade Rhodes Morgan Happy Loki Sam Natasha Clint Strange Tony Steve Bucky Mantis Drax Nebula Gamora Quill Groot Rocket T’challa Shuri Harley Pepper Tony Riri Laura KAREN FRIDAY Liz MJ Peter Ned Cindy Flash Abe Sally Betty Fury Maria Wanda Vision Scott Bruce Thor May Okoye Nakia

#sorry for the tiny text #long post #peter parker #marvel #tony stark #spiderman #groupchat #fanfiction #names

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

So... Helluva Boss...

Needless to say I’m SUPER excited! We’ll get to see another side of the Hazbin Hotel universe and know more of naturally born demons, alias imps. It looks like their job is a little... murdery, but meh. (They’re all babes BTW, I can already smell the scent of XReaders I’m going to write for them.)

From the screenshots (x) of the latest Vivzie video I’m gonna assume some personality traits of theirs, let’s see if they’ll turn out correct.

Blitz is definitely the most violent out of the three. Full-on chaotic bastard. He’s seen working with knife and electricity so he probably loves electrocuting, going stabby-stab and blood in general. Mean, cruel, very dramatic, takes his job seriously but enjoys it a lot, will somehow manage to steal all the fans’ hearts that’s for sure. Many of us already caught Zim vibes and I am no exception. Vivzie likes the show anyway, it would be no surprise if he turned out to have a similar personality.

Millie is a silly, fun gal, a little bit like Cherri. Is more in the killing for the lulz, though she also loves smashing people with maces or setting them on fire but she looks like a deliquent to me, she likes messing around. May intentionally or unintentionally get on other people’s nerves. Smiley sunshine ball but will get unnecessarily violent if you piss her off. Likes to pull pranks and tease his coworkers (mostly Mox).

Moxxie... my to-be favorite. He looks like he’s not as good at this as the aforementioned two but tries really hard and is determined. (I don’t think he enjoys it as much either, but it’s his job afterall, who knows, maybe they don’t have a choice.) He’s the mom friend of the group and has to put up with the two unhinged dumbasses and their annoying shenanigans. Kinda more cautious and avoids breaking rules, he has that typical nerd-gone-bad vibe, like Dr. Flug. (That’s why I low-key love him already.) Also judging from the gif he’s pretty clumsy with magic, or maybe just clumsy in general? Either way he’s tired of everyone’s shit. And mostly uses guns.

Loona doesn’t appear much, judging by the office and laptop screen she might be the one doing administration / handling phone calls and incoming missions. (The room they’re in looks like a waiting room, maybe there’s a building where their commissioners can meet them and discuss the business?) She doesn’t look like an imp to me, that’s more of a mortal soul’s demon appearance, like how many dead humans turn into animals. She gives no fucks and has seen it all. She was watching Charlie on the news broadcasting so I’m very curious about how the HB squad will react to the idea of the hotel.

#I already ship Blitz and Millie don't @ me #it's a fun dynamic #like Lizardhat but they're equals #textpost #helluva boss

[svartalfhild]

The Knight Stars - Session 22 - Drama in the Streets, Secrets in the Sheets

Our latest DnD shenanigans.  (Previous session summaries found here.)

Mornath head towards the temple, taking lesser traveled roads and alleys.

Rue and Cinder have to get away from the docks and meet up with Cael to run interference for Team A (Mornath and Helio) in case we draw unwanted attention.

Cinder hams up the pain of dropping shit on her foot and succeeds in getting the boss to tell her to go home so he doesn’t get in trouble with the dock workers’ guild.

Rue gets off the ship by crawling across the underside of the gangplank to the dock.

Team B spots a Witchfinder ahead and signals to Team A to take a different route.  Rue takes a prat fall into a fruit stall to distract people from Team A’s movements.  It draws the Witchfinder and their guard friends’ attention, but she slips away through the crowd.  She gets separated from everyone else for a minute.

They encounter some thugs in an alley.  Mornath tries to tell them to fuck off in Thieves’ Cant, but it’s unsuccessful and she gets nice and stabbed for her trouble.  Heliodoro gets grappled at thwacked with a club.

Mornath casts Magic Missile and has a wild surge that makes her immune to alcohol for the next 15 days.

Heliodoro uses Command to tell the thugs to flee, but only the one holding him runs.

Cael and Cinder struggle to find some way to help that won’t hurt their friends too.  Cinder Holds Person successfully on Stabby McStab-Stab.

Mornath Shocking Grasps the one attacking Helio and pats the cheek of Stabby, saying “Yer such a fuckin’ fool.”

Helio fucks up his assailant with his sword and knocks him out.

Rue uses Vicious Mockery on Stabby and says “his mother would be ashamed of him, and that he probably needs to wash his dick”.

Cinder thwacks Stabby unconscious with her staff.  Helio ties up the thugs to be found by the guards.

The squad splits back up.  Team B goes back to scouting.  Cael spots some guards ahead harassing people to go home before curfew.  We decide to distract our way through them inside of taking the long way around.

Helio pulls a big preacher act and Cinder plays heckler.  Cael pulls an obnoxious tourist act on the guards.  Rue makes shit fall off a roof.  Mornath slips on by to the temple of Gond with the box of goods and signals to the squad that mission is completed.

The priests check the goods and thank us.  They’re now willing to help us with our revolutionary endeavors.

Back at the tavern, Mornath asks Helio if Lander talks about her a lot and, being rather drunk, he gets weirdly moody and tells her that Lander is a good man and he’s happy that she has him in her life.  He then takes a big swig from his tankard.  Mornath is confused by this, unsure what he means and worried that he’s not okay.  He says he will be, which does not satisfy her, but she knows better than to press, especially while he’s drunk.  They share some affectionate words and Mornath leans on his shoulder.

Later, Helio, still drunk, asks Cael if he knew that he has three brothers and tells him that one of his brothers recently got ghosted by a drow and his name is Davorda.  Cael recognizes the name and starts sweating.

#The Knight Stars #Dungeons and Dragons #KS summary #Forgotten Realms

[kitkat404]

This is so bad omg

@mattieswheelers @gravityinception @sleepdeprivedcracker @lactosefreevanillayoghurt

#stabby squad shenanigans #yeet skeet mcgeet

[songsforsatanstan]

watt quotes from the stabby starboard part 5!

farrah : let’s drink to numb the pain *drinks limeade*

mattie : i present to you……. platapee

eva : sometimes i think about crabs

annleigh : CHEEZ ITS CRUST

kate : help i read matchmaker as motherfucker

clark : why walk down the stairs when you can just flubulubuflubuflubuflub down

riley : murder 🙂

eva : she’s wearing flannel it’s basically canon

riley : setting someone’s house on fire is a survival skill

cairo : yesss the power of god and riley on your side

@trans-clark @the1whosurvived @lostnfinding @notsomightymightytiger @lactosefreevanillayoghurt @mattieswheelers @rileyisawattflower

#stabby squad shenanigans

[merriconstance]

hey

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throw the weight

@sleepdeprivedcracker

#stabby squad shenanigans

[mattieswheelers]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: We Are The Tigers - Allen Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chess/Kate/Eva Sanchez (We Are The Tigers), Kate/Eva Sanchez (We Are The Tigers) Characters: Chess (We Are The Tigers), Kate (We Are The Tigers), Eva Sanchez (We Are The Tigers), Mattie (We Are The Tigers), Riley (We Are The Tigers), Cairo (We Are The Tigers), Annleigh (We Are The Tigers), Reese (We Are The Tigers), Farrah (We Are The Tigers) Additional Tags: darn it i just realized we forgot to put clark in D:, anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENESIS, THIS FIC IS FOR YOU FROM ME AND ELLIE, me is tiff btw, Anyways, Fluff, so much fluff y'all, checkateva, just. everywhere. checkateva y'all, THIS IS SO FLUFFY THOUGH., IT IS POSSIBLY THE MOST FLUFF I’VE EVER WRITTEN, AND ELLIE SHOULD GET SO MUCH CREDIT FOR HELPING ME CAUSE I DON’T WRITE FLUFF, anyways HAPPY BIRTH, it’s chess’s bday too and kate hates linear time, so! enjoy! Summary: Since when was Chess’s birthday this Sunday? Kate could have sworn her birthday was a good month away- they’d checked one month ago- Wait. or: Kate tries not to throw her phone through a window, fails, time is a social construct (who thought it’d be a good idea for time to be linear??), and Chess gets a surprise party. —————- @the1whosurvived CRISIS!!! IT’S YOUR ANNIVERSARY OF BIRTH AND SO NATURALLY WE HAD TO GO ALL OUT!!! so @lactosefreevanillayoghurt and I present to you… a FIC!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY WE LOVE YOUUUU

#we are the tigers #stabby squad shenanigans #everest writes #ellie (tolerate the lactose) #genesis (the generational crisis) #checkateva #im not tagging anything else cause im lazy but HAPPY BIRTH!!!

[sintheyokai]

Introducing my Table Squad!

Since Imma do tidbits of the weird shit we do

Me: The kinkiest, dirtiest, most foul mouthed fucker at the table who can't make a fucking shot even though she's in the SECOND FUCKING SEAT AWAY FROM THE TRASH CAN.

Cheezus: Dirty minded+murderous but plays it off for innocence. Has miniature existential crises when me and BITch talk a bit too dirty.

BITch: A dirty fucker who occasionally has severe mental breakdowns. Calls pretty much everyone "Bitch".

Lesbian Mather: One of the very few dudes on the squad, tho she'll let us use female pronouns. Mother figure to Innocent Kitten.

Kitten: One of the very few sane people on the squad, also the most innocent. BITch often tries to taint her while the rest of us try to prevent it.

Stabby McStabby: Psychopathic fucker on the squad. Laughs at the mention of death and offers to help hide bodies. Might also be a witch.

Miley Cyrus: Constant existential crises. Can't spell, can't read, can't write, constantly screams upon arriving at the table. Nutshell: Aaaaah freak out!

Brooklyn NY: Catholic fucker, only other sane person. Refuses to curse, if someone says murder she goes "WEll. That's lovely." Tries very hard not to fall into the depths of our insanity.

Burger: Started out innocent, but has fallen pretty hard and far into our insane shenanigans. Is now low key mentioning perverted topics

Fireball: Don't piss her off. Or she'll scream fuck alot.

Together, we make...!

DEPRESSION AND SUNSHINE

#table squad #shitpost

[songsforsatanstan]

generational crisis is amazing @the1whosurvived

#stabby squad shenanigans