Cairo, livid about being called the mom friend: Eva! Do I act like a mom?!
Eva: Oh, um...
Cairo: Stop biting your nails and speak clearly when you talk
Eva: Yes, ma'am
Reese: See?!
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Mattie: "Hey we've gotta distract the rest of the Tigers for a few hours... What do we do?"
Eva sighing in disappointment: "Unfortunately I know EXACTLY what to do..."
*baby sensory video starts playing, to which each of the Tigers slowly gets more hypnotized by it, Starting with Farrah.*
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mara: i don't think we should try emulating jerome's moral compass.
jerome: what does that mean?!
mara: i can't tell if you're offended, or if you literally don't know what that means.
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ASUL Siblings: Incorrect Quotes XV
Shanks, Benn Beckman, Makino and anyone with a bit of common sense: It's not that we don't trust Ace, Sabo, Uta or Luffy, it's just that… We don't trust their impulse control. They probably don't even know the meaning of that word.
Garp, meanwhile: My precious grandchildren and future Marines, who wants to learn how to fight a tiger without weapons?
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- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -
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Idia: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
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Ortho, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Ortho, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
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Idia, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
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Ortho: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Idia: Ortho, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Ortho: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
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Idia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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Idia: Where have you been all day?
Ortho: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
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Ortho: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Idia: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Idia: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Ortho: Did you just make that up?
Idia: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Ortho:
Idia: A really long fortune cookie.
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Idia: N... No!
Ortho: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
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And another one done!! Woohoo!!! I'm having some real fun posting all of these.
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