#technopuffy

[freyfall]

fluff for the. fluff god? :P

#dsmp #dsmpshipping #technoblade #captain puffy #technopuffy #yay art #mcyt #this was also done for an exchange!

[mistythedritten]

I was an artist for the Rarepair Big Bang, and my lovely writer was Haro!

@dsmprarepairbb @imhereformysciencefriends

And here is their fic!

#c!puffy #c!techno #dsmprarepairbigbang #I had a lot of fun with this #the fic really drew me in #I have been converted #technopuffy

[imhereformysciencefriends]

And for the @dsmprarepairbb we have:

Place Your Bets

Pairing: Captain Puffy/Technoblade

Rating: Explicit

Assassin AU, royalty AU, arranged marriage, political plots and schemes

The Snowcovered Empire and the Eggpire have been at war, a war which has finally, seemingly, reached its end. As part of peace negotiations, the Eggpire has insisted that one of the emperors take one of the Eggpire’s noblewomen as a wife, signifying unity and prosperity to come.

Which would be great, if anyone believed that that was actually what was going on.

#nsft #dream smp #rarepair #captain Puffy #Technoblade #technopuffy #dsmprarepairbigbang #dsmprarepairbb #dsmp #my writing #haro writes #dsmpshipping

[technopuffy]

Once again being On My Bullshit and Mentally Ill about them

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping #dsmp #dream smp #technoblade #captain puffy

[bernadettethebear]

Guuuuuuys..

The baby..

Will come out looking like this..

#Technopuffy #Puffnoblade #dsmp #Dream smp #Mcyt #Dream smp shipping #TechnoBlade x CaptainPuffy #CaptainPuffy #TechnoBlade

[dsmp-ship-exchange]

Okay I'm just gonna try and hit some of the big tags in an attempt to get word out but signups are currently open for a dsmp ship exchange! While nsfw is not required all participants must be over the age of 18. This is a ship-friendly writers' exchange so if you like writing fic and would like to receive one as well, come on down!

Forgive the tag spam 🙏😔

#dreamnoblade #skephalo #dreamnap #techza #puffychu #quackbur #techbur #techniki #technopuffy #dreamboyhalo #karlnapity #schlackity #awesamponk #dsmpshipping

[imhereformysciencefriends]

@mcyt-yuri-week Day 4: Transgender & Genderbend!

Trans!Puffy x genderbent!Techno. Read on AO3 here

It was almost nearing funny, how when people learned that one of them was trans, they always assumed it was Technoblade. She was a towering pig hybrid, with heavy tusks and a square jaw, thick muscular arms and heavy hooves, and Puffy was half her height and width. So Puffy got where the mixup came from! Really she did. Just that it was funny.

Less funny was the occasional asshole who decided to make a remark, but Techno usually just killed those assholes for saying shit to her and then got really stuffy and blushy and stiff while she pretended not to hover around Puffy. It wasn’t even like Puffy got all that bothered! But it was nice to be fussed over, even when Techno had been the recipient of the comment.

This was particularly hilarious given the fact that Techno couldn’t even ask for her own pickles. It was always Puffy approaching the service workers, reminding them of details. She was pretty sure at this point that Techno would rather auto-cannibalize herself all the way to death than inconvenience a customer service employee even one (1) time.

“Excuse me!” Puffy called, flagging down a grocery store employee while her girlfriend pretended not to know her. “Did you guys move the hoof polish?” Normally it was in with the shampoos and soaps, but Puffy and Techno had crawled the bodywash aisle twice now to no avail.

“Oh, yeah, it got put, uh,” the faun in a blue polo fumbled, glancing around and trying to remember. “I think cosmetics?”

“Well that’s a dumb place to put that,” Puffy muttered, hands on her hips. Techno looked panicked at her rudeness. “Thanks! We’ll check there.”

Hoof polish acquired, they checked out their items and took to the streets of Essempi. It was a pleasant day out, not quite hot but only cool enough to justify maybe a shawl or light jacket. Techno had a beige and red dress made from a thick cotton weave, and a blood red shawl that lifted slightly in the light breeze. Really, if she had the stomach for it she could’ve been a model. Puffy did not even pretend she wasn’t ogling her.

She heard the two unruly teens just before she felt them, Tubbo rushing past her right before Tommy knocked into her. As far as pickpocketing techniques went, it was seamless. She had no idea what he’d grabbed and where he’d grabbed it from. Unfortunately for them, everyone and their cow knew that Tommy liked to nick things recreationally.

Techno was in front of them, glowering, all towering height and broad muscle and thick chest Puffy took frequent delight in, stanced to block the road and red eyes glaring.

“Hey-heyyyyyy, big woman,” Tommy greeted, nerves clear in his voice. Puffy huffed and stormed up, smacking him on the back of the head.

“Give it back!” she ordered.

“Give what back?” Tubbo asked, and it really was dangerous how completely innocent he managed to make himself look and sound.

“Whatever you two took, now give it,” Puffy demanded, holding out her hand.

Behind the pair, Techno snorted. A piggish rush of air that had most sensible people’s skin crawling.

“Fine, fine,” Tommy handed over the slab of beef wrapped up in its brown paper, and Puffy had no idea how he’d managed to snag that. It’d been near the bottom of its bag!

“Good,” Techno said darkly, “now get.”

The teens tore off, spirits hardly dampened. They weren’t a bad sort, just unruly, and Tommy liked the act of taking more than he’d ever cared for keeping, anyway. As far as anyone could tell, Tubbo just liked trouble.

“My gallant knight in shining armor,” Puffy teased, giggling as she tugged Techno’s hand out of her crossed arms so she could wrap her arms around Techno’s. She was so big and strong (a fact that Puffy made frequent and gleeful use of). “Chasing off the riffraff for me.”

“Cringe,” Techno snorted. “Last time I checked, you’re the biggest riffraff on this side of the ocean.”

“And the other!” Puffy tugged on Techno’s arm, but all it really did was leverage herself closer. She stumbled a little, then got her footing again. Man, Puffy’s hooves were half the size of her girlfriend’s. “May I remind you, I had a lucrative and mischievous career well before I sailed to these shores.”

“You’re not really provin’ me wrong here.”

Puffy snorted, loud and nasally, and knocked her horns against Techno’s bicep (stupid sexy towering giant. Puffy’d knock her head if she could reach it).

Puffy dragged her home with her and made Techno sit while she cooked them both dinner. Techno put up a token protest when Puffy requested that she tell her a story from one of the old myths she was so obsessed with, and Puffy fell happily into the rhythm of cooking while her girlfriend lovingly detailed the story of an archer with a stinky wound.

“I think I wound up cooking too much beef,” Puffy observed as she brought the food over to the table, Techno joining her with a swish of her skirts.

“Eh, pack it up and bring it with us to my place,” she said with a shrug. “Take it to the bedroom. We can have night meats later.”

Puffy dropped her fork before she’d even had her first bite. “Night meats?!”

Techno froze, in that way she did when she thought she’d said something weird and was now analyzing how to best play it off. But Puffy absolutely could not stand for that.

“I need to kiss you until you’re stupid,” Puffy followed, her heart suddenly squeezed far too full as she admired the utterly ridiculous woman across from her. And all but crawled across the table in order to plant herself directly in her lap, kissing around her short tusks with practiced familiarity.

“What, no, but I’m already so dumb!” Techno protested, her hands going up to Puffy’s hip and waist since she was resisting this soooooo hard.

“Then I’ve just got to make you stupider!!!”

“Heh?!? There won’t be anything left!”

Techno laughed as Puffy continued to kiss her, their dinners cooling on the table behind them as Puffy stuck her tongue down her girlfriend’s throat. She was so ridiculous. She was so ridiculous and silly and goofy and Puffy needed to marry her. She was so dense and strong, too, Puffy also needed to climb her like a tree and rock her whole ass world.

“I love you,” she gasped when they parted, stars still gleaming in her eyes and little hands tangled in long pink hair. “You’re so ridiculous. Night meats?! I love it, I love you, that’s inspired, why didn’t I ever think of that.”

“I think you’re blowin’ this a lil’ out of proportion,” Techno muttered, self-conscious and glancing askance. Puffy kissed her again about it.

#mcytyuriweek2023 #Captain Puffy #Technoblade #Captainpuffy #technopuffy #genderbend #trans puffy #female techno #memes #domestic fluff #mcyt yuri week #my writing #haro writes #dream smp #dsmp #brief mentions of tommy and tubbo #ngl I really struggled to think of a plot for this one so you get Memes instead #Excuse me she asked for pickles #night meats #omelette duo #omellette duo

[technopuffy]

Self care is drawing your faves asleep on top of one another

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping #technoblade #captain puffy #dsmp

[bernadettethebear]

Technopuffy emoji combo's

🍳🍉 - Omlette Melon, basically a joke between me and my sister that Technoblade is actually a watermelon (hence she calls him melon man) and the Omelette as a reference to the Pro-Omelette organization lead by the both of them.

👑👒 - The crown as a nod to Techno's crown and the hat as a reference to Puffys pirate hat.

🐖🐑 - Literally just their respective species; nothing much.

🌫🩸 - Fluff for the blood god.

#technopuffy #dream smp #dsmp #dsmpshipping #Puffnoblade #CaptainPuffy #captain puffy #TechnoBlade #Technoblade Mcyt #emoji combos

[bernadettethebear]

The baby!!!!

#dream smp #dsmp #bau #bernadette alternate universe #dream smp au #dsmp au #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #Michelle dsmp #Michelle dream smp #Fankid #Fanart #Artists on Tumblr #Dream smp Michelle #Dsmp Michelle #Lizzy_Ran_Away #FoolishGamers #Foolish DSMP #Foolish dream smp #Technopuffy #Puffnoblade #captain puffy #CaptainPuffy #technoblade #technoblade dsmp #CaptainPuffy DSMP #Lizzy_Ran_Away BAU #Dsmp fankid #dsmp lore

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Technopuffy?

Listen. LISTEN. They're SO!!!!! <3 OTP OTP OTP OTP!!!!

Techno is ace in canon and I respect that bUT my fanon my rules. He's SO smitten by this five foot nothing loudmouthed sheep woman who pushes around dudes three times her size and can pack away a whole cow. She is so taken by this "terrifying acolyte of the bloodgod" who is actually an anxious nerd with a soft spot for animals and old myths.

And like the thing is, Technoblade has an ongoing theme of providing safety and stability to those who need it, and Captain Puffy is no different, reaching out to him when she hits her lowest point. And in return, Techno receives the friendship and loyalty of those he supports, and Puffy's whole downward spiral started from the fact that her friendgroup destabilized and got overrun with the Egg. She's FIERCELY loyal to her loved ones, and that kind of loyalty is something Techno *values.*

Anyway, I'm just emo about the fact that when Puffy was at her absolute lowest, Techno was the one she turned to. And that even before she hit that rock bottom, he snuck into her basement and left that goofy flaming "ANARCHY" sign for her because he knew she would be the kind of person to understand and would make a worthwhile ally.

Also. Size difference. You know you fucking love it. ;)

#dream smp #technopuffy #answers #thanks!

[technopuffy]

In honor of the @dsmpshipwars coming to a close

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping

[technopuffy]

Y'all know that one text conversation

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping

[technopuffy]

Dump 1

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping #technopuffychu

[technopuffy]

Art from a friend who would prefer to remain anonymous. Aren't they just gorgeous 💖💖💖

#dsmpshipping #technopuffy #lime

[technopuffy]

Spicy dump

#technopuffy #dsmpshipping