#tf2 hcs

[soggyzogg]

Wholesome sniper content based off of a real photo of a wildlife photographer having this happen to him. I like to imagine either after sniper retires from being a merc or maybe just as a side hobby he practices photography. I know he used to be a big game hunter but I like to think the reason he decided to switch professions is he found that he likes animals more than people.

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs

[pope-neuro]

It’s that time of week again isn’t it

#medic Monday #tf2 medic #tf2 #medic my beloved #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #tf2 shitpost #tf2 headcanons #medic #tf2 hcs

[aerowolf]

the mercs realize it's your bday and you didn't tell anyone because your family doesn't do birthdays

I’m so sorry this is a mess between British and American english. I have an American parent and a Canadian one so it messed me up lolll

if didn't include a Merc you wanted, feel free to request and I'll try and add them :]

includes: Miss Pauling & offense classes

cute platonic, gn!reader

warnings: n/a, this is basically all fluff

You'd rather not make a big deal of it being your birthday, even though it is you were taught that birthdays aren't a big deal and your family never really did them.

You kind of wish someone would care but you feel guilty about that so you choose not to tell anyone about it

The only one of these who actually knows it's your birthday is Miss Pauling, who’s seen your personnel files

Miss Pauling

She knows it's your birthday, and instead of ignoring it she decides to at least discreetly make it a good day for you

She arrives on base for a routine inspection, clipboard in hand, but once she's done with the main thing, instead of leaving, she comes to your room

"I saw that it's your birthday today. I don't know if you celebrate, or anything, but, uh, I thought you'd like a gift. Maybe."

She hands you a box, inside are some candy bars and a plush of a bear

"I know it's not exactly the nicest thing, and I know it's kinda... stereotypical... but, y'know, I thought you'd like something. So, happy birthday. From me.” She’s really shy about it, you get the feeling she didn’t--probably still doesn’t--really get to celebrate birthdays either. 

She offers you a ride on her motorbike, something nice, on the open road--away from this base for a little while. You accept, taking a seat behind her, enjoying the open air--though it is pretty hot out. You guys talk, just enjoying the time.

She smiles at you as you get back. “Happy birthday. You deserve it.”

You thank her and even give her a hug. It’s nice that you got this for once. 

Scout

He has no idea whatsoever that it’s your birthday. He’s interacting with you like usual, teasing you, just hanging out. You’re happy as you talk that day; he’s always good at making you laugh and smile.

At some point he notices that you’re a little down, as much as you may try to hide it, he can tell. You’re his friend, and even though he might act like he doesn’t care sometimes, you know he does. A lot.

You tell yourself you don’t want anything on your birthday, that it’s easier if no one knows, but secretly, you do.

“Hey, what’s up? C’mon, ya know I can tell when something’s wrong.” 

You tell him it’s nothing. 

“You sure? Really? You’re kinda… I dunno, sadder than usual.” After he asks a few times, you finally come out and tell him. You don’t say much. Just “It’s my birthday.”

“No kiddin’? Well, why didn’t ya tell me?” He comes off pretty strong. You feel kind of apologetic for mentioning it, and look away from him. “Aw, hey. Y’know what--it don’t matter. I’m gonna throw you a party like you ain’t never seen, believe me.”

You try to tell him you don’t want a party--well, you do. Maybe. No you don’t. Well, sure. But not a big one. He’s really sweet and enthusiastic about it. “Someone like you deserves a big birthday--but if you don’t want it, dat’s okay. Ya know, we could just hang out, or somethin’. You n’ me, yeah?” 

You tell him you’d like that a lot. You both find a quiet spot in the base where you can just talk. He messes around, too, and pops in a Tom Jones record. 

He’s a little shy, a little embarrassed, but he even sings happy birthday to you. He just seems glad no one can hear him. He doesn’t have a gift handy for you, but he ends up scribbling you a quick doodle of him telling you happy birthday. It’s misspelt, but the drawing is cute, and you keep it. “I hope ya had a good day. I’m just sorry I didn’t know sooner.” You tell him that it wasn’t his fault, how could he have known? 

After all is done, he gives you an awkward hug. You smile and return it.

Soldier

He’s a little crazy so he’s just hanging around base, today he had the idea to strip and cover himself in honey, so everyone has had to convince him to please not do that, and now he’s just moping around, muttering about how anti patriotic this all is.

You sit next to him and mope as well. Unlike him, no one knows the reason you’re moping. To anyone else’s point of view, you’re just comforting him--for whatever weird reason. But he sees that you’re just as sad as him.

“What’s wrong, maggot? Is there someone who needs to see my fists meet their face?”

You tell him no, no one did anything. You’re a little intimidated by him, and you don’t see much reason to tell him anyways. But it’s nice sitting with a friend. 

“If it’s not a person, then… it must be an object! Give it to me and I will destroy it immediately.” He’s being as sweet as he can, you smile and shake your head.

You sit there for a bit, smiling as you watch the other mercs come and go. Today isn’t a bad day, just a little sad. Later, you plan to find some kind of sweet treat to eat alone.

Soldier stands up, at attention, and points at you. “MAGGOT, AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND SENIOR, I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG!”

With a sad smile and a chuckle you finally tell him.

“Your birthday?” Soldier seems genuinely surprised. He places a hand on his chin and thinks. “We cannot go without celebrating! This is momentous!”

Although you try to protest, he turns to the base, stating to every other merc, “LISTEN UP! IT IS Y/N’S BIRTHDAY AND WE WILL CELEBRATE!” 

He makes it his personal mission to decorate for a party that very evening, even gets a cake and everything. He makes every other merc sing happy birthday with him. Maybe this isn’t so bad.

You give him a big hug, and he is surprised at first, but proceeds to give a gentle laugh and hug back.

Pyro

You see Pyro colouring with crayons and coloured pencils on their break, and you sit by them. You don’t really understand what they’re saying a lot of the time, but you enjoy hanging out with them. It’s a long period of silence before you join them in colouring. Regardless of your artistic skills, they’re impressed and encourage you, and are very happy when you show them what you’ve been working on. 

After a little while you get kind of bored and sad. You’ve tried to enjoy this day but it’s another bittersweet birthday. You’re happy to hang out with Pyro though, even though they don’t know what day it is.

Pyro notices that you’ve stopped colouring with them, and that you’re looking at the ground instead, messing with the cracks in the floor.

“Huddah hrmmf mmmrph?” You don’t understand what they’re saying exactly, but you smile at them. They seem to be asking what’s wrong, why you stopped, why you seem so sad.

You hesitate for a moment before finally confessing. They seem to mostly understand what you mean, and they lean back, thinking. 

After a few seconds, they stand up and help pull you off the floor. They point to their room, and you follow them. It’s an odd combination of scorch marks, colourful drawings, weapons, and art supplies. They lead you to a wardrobe and pull out a box. 

Surprisingly, you can see that it's fully wrapped. Did they somehow know it was your birthday? Do they keep these gifts on hand for the mercs?

You won’t get an answer, but they excitedly push it out and offer it to you. “Huddah hmmph!” They sound almost like they are smiling behind the mask. You take the box and open it. It’s got crayons, pencils, and… wow, that’s a drawing of you and them.

You smile, almost ready to tear up, and thank them. You give them a hug, and you notice that they’re hugging you back even harder. Maybe they don’t really understand, but this is sweet.

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[prettyboypistol]

TF2 Mercs x Romantic M!Reader

Scout

Has never had anyone pull out the stops for him. He's the youngest of 7, his life has been full of hand-me-downs and overlooking.

When you hand him a bouquet of roses he actually fucking cries.

Dinner, a movie while holding hands, cuddling under the stars? God, he feels like a princess in a disney movie and you're his prince charming

Soldier

He's touched, really, he is! But has a hard time expressing it. He gives you a big ol' kiss and thanks you with a smile, but is lowkey pretty awkward when you offer to dance with him.

He looooved the homecooked dinner you made for him- after all, restaurants aren't really his scene. Course after course if just amazing!

Afterwards, you convince him to slowdance/cuddledance with you while whispering sweet nothings into his ear. He blushed so hard you can feel the heat on his cheeks.

Pyro

OH MY GOD??? ALL THIS FOR ME??? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Well, that's what you think they signed to you as they blubbered tearfully and hugged you. You decorated the recreation room with streamers of deep red and had a bowl of icecream to share while watching a movie!

Their favorite part is when you lit the streamers on fire, making a brief flaming heart.

Demoman

What's better than a roadtrip and sightseeing in a new place? You two snuck out and drove to Dallas for a long weekend out. It took you eons to convince the Administrator for a long weekend too, so it was extra heartfelt!

Big foods, big hats, and big inside jokes nobody else will understand, most of all- you take Demoman out to light fireworks in the desert. Big ones.

With all the clamoring to see the light show, Demoman is elated to kiss you in public with nobody noticing.

Engineer

Going to his favorite museum of engineering and listening to him talk is what Dell found most heartstopping. That dopey look of love as you listened intently had him in a chokehold.

Brushing the backs of your hands together feels more scandalous than holding your hand as you give him a teasing wink.

After, you cook his favorite meal? "Oh darlin', you're an angel."

Heavy

Doesn't know how to react at first, insisting he doesn't need to be spoiled. Then you pull out the handknitted mittens with bear paws on the inside and he's all the way on board to let you spoil him like a king.

You get a thank you kiss for everything you do, a promise to repay the favor later (;P) with every surprise you give him.

Oh boy does he, the more you love on Heavy, the more he loves on you.

Sniper

Survivalist camping with him over the weekend is how you win his heart. He sees you fishing at the crack of dawn and you just smile at him and hand him a pole. The comfortable silence has him blushing like a poppy.

Play wrestle this man. Play wrestle him and win. Pin this man to the ground with a playful yet exerting smile and he will never forget the moment until the day he does and then some. Then kiss him. Do it.

Spy

Ah, a nice restaurant where he doesn't have to worry about the bill, a gala where he doesn't have to assassinate anyone, and a handsome man he isn't obligated to sleep with for information- this is the perfect date!

He's quite the flirt as well, but as long as you can keep up with him, you'll win out in the end with your romance attack modifiers of the date on your side.

Dancing with him is a must, even if you're bad, it's still overwhelmingly charming to Spy.

Medic

YOU BOUGHT HIM NEW SYRINGES AFTER HIS OLD ONES SNAPPED???? AWWW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!

Much like Spy, Medic loves a fancy dinner and dancing, but he likes the thrill of a mission to help digest his food. That's why you two break into the blood donation truck and take some especially weird samples of blood that you find.

While the police chase you, you two share a kiss. Be gay, do crime!

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[ellewoodzzzisaicon]

They are a lovely married couple

#tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 blu team #tf2 blu medic #tf2 comics #tf2 demoman #tf2 drawing #tf2 emesis blue #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 hcs

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Hyperflexible Spy and Scout

Anon, anon, anon. This is either a hilarious coincidence, or I know exactly what prompted you to ask this. Anyway, I just think it'd be so funny if we saw the same post, and you asked me for headcanons based on it.

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Spy is hyper flexible because he took ballet when he was younger. (I know, I know, I'm so creative for headcanoning the French guy as doing ballet), but let's be honest, he'd be really good at it! He practiced pretty much every day, using it as a form of expression and escapism. He's done plenty of ballet shows in his life time, and was even decently popular at one time. Sometimes, he finds himself doing stretches or certain moves he remembers when he's alone in his room. One time, someone walked in on him, and he was so embarrassed 😭

Scout gets his flexibility in three different ways. Spy passed down his flexibility, his mom passed it down, and he played baseball. I'm not sure if this counts for flexibility, but I personally think both Scout and his mom are double joined. I'm multiple parts of their bodies. While baseball did improve his skills, I also think he wanted to join gymnastics but pushed himself away because it was a "girly" sport. But after a bit of reflection, he realizes he doesn't care. He still won't take a class, but he'll definitely practice alone in his room. Like father like son am I right?

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Short but fun :) Thanks for the ask, Anon! I hope it answered your question somewhat

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 headcanons #tf2 spy #team fortress headcanons #tf2 hcs #spydad

[remylion]

DEMO!!!!

(and small dodge-doggy)

If y'all thought i forgot abt my demo hair hc; not a chance.

#art #artwork #tf2 #team fortress 2 #digital art #team fortress #team fortress two #clip studio art #clip studio paint #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress demoman #demoman fanart #tf2 demoman fanart #tf2 hcs #team fortress 2 headcanons #team fortress headcanons #demoman headcannon #team fortress 2 demoman #tf2 demoman #red demoman #team fortress fanart #team fortress 2 art #tf2 oc #tf2 cosmetics #dodge doge

[feralrabidcrow]

Can The Mercs Drive

Scout: He doesn't have a drivers license, but in like, a desperate situation, he would know enough of the basics to get a car to move. He would be absolutely horrible at it, though. And his probability of crashing is high. He loves riding shotgun in cars and talks about how one day he's gonna get a super fancy sports car and impress all the girls, but he's never going to get around to actually learning how to drive.

Soldier: He cannot legally drive, he should not drive, he should be kept as far away from a driver's seat as possible, and yet he has stolen the company van on multiple occasions to go get McDonald's with Demo. Most of the dents and scratches on the van are from Soldier. He is far too confident for his own good.

Pyro: Pyro has never been seen driving, it seems safe enough to assume that Pyro cannot drive, but also I think it would be funny if they could, they just never have because no one trusts them to. Imagining Pyro driving like, a massive monster truck with flame decals.

Demo: He can technically drive, it's just that most of the time he's too drunk to drive. If he manages to get sober enough to be in a state of competence, he's an impressively responsible driver.

Heavy: The problem for Heavy isn't driving, it's finding vehicles with driver's seats that he can comfortably fit into. His driving skill is pretty average, nothing special but he's reliable when you need to get somewhere.

Engineer: Not only is he able to drive just about any vehicle you put him in, he's the team's mechanic and loves to work on modifying vehicles. Spy was hesitant to let Engineer mess around with his car, but it goes a hell of a lot faster now so he can't really complain.

Medic: He knows how to drive, but he's not legally allowed to. Not that he would let that stop him. He has a makeshift 'ambulance' that he likes to drive around in, complete with organ fridges for emergencies. He also has a history of stealing cars, including a catering van from a wedding that came with a certain little dove.

Sniper: As a guy who lives in a camper van, he definitely can drive well. He's especially skilled at driving large vehicles. He's one of the teams go to drivers when they have somewhere they need to be, alongside Engineer.

Spy: He has an expensive convertible sports car that's his pride and joy. It's a total speed demon after whatever Engineer did to it, and he likes to go out speeding down the long roads in it. However, he doesn't know how to drive larger vehicles.

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[pyroland-freak]

Tf2 hc that Spy has a picture of baby Scout in his wallet but he doesn’t let anyone know about it

#tf2 #team fortess 2 #tf2 spy #spy tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #tf2 hcs #dadspy #tf2 headcanons

[clown-college-honor-roll]

Medic would LOVE having a Motorola, whenever I press an emoji it generates a whole image I could select. Mann would be sending shit like this all day!!:

#felix txt. #tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #medic posting #tf2 medic #tf2 memes #tf2 hc #tf2 hcs #tf2 headcanons

[mrsvalentinefucker1]

Uhm tf2 characters that would have a playlist and their playlists. here you go 🤨

Sniper

Scout

Spy

Engineer

These are just songs from my likes so if you don’t like it oh well

#spy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #teamfortess2 #tf2 hcs #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #Spotify

[soggyzogg]

Sniper sketch page plus a headcannon. I like to think that Sniper’s part Maori and after finding that out he got really into learning about the culture. I think it would be neat and like whats valve gonna do? Stop me? Update the lore? Sure jan.

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs

[pope-neuro]

How would you rank the mercs on their cooking ability, from best to worst? Who’s the team chef and who will be shot on sight if they’re seen entering the kitchen?

Is someone who might seem terrible at cooking at first glance, actually inexplicably amazing?? The opposite??

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 shitpost #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #tf2 hcs

[theespookybitch]

There's nothing better than coming back from a night out and reading tf2 fics😅👀👍

(Plz tag the artist!!!)

#im a simp #simping #simping again #tf2 fanfiction #tf2 art #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 imagines #tf2 medic smut #tf2snipersmut #tf2 hcs #tf2 spy imagines #tf2 spy #tf2 x reader #tf2 headcanons #tf2 ocs #tf2

[prettyboypistol]

Random TF2 Lore Headcanons

Scout was bullied throughout his time at school for being skinny and short (he was a rough 5'4" for like 3 years then shot up over his 17 y/o summer)

Soldier has paranoid personality disorder and is vaguely aware of it, but delusions got hands (can confirm lmao)

Heavy cares for Scout the most and provides a big brother role. He caught Scout drunkenly crying about missing his Ma and his brothers and Heavy couldn't help but sympathize. If anyone goes too far messing with Scout, they deal with Heavy.

I've said it before in other places but Spy smokes weed and makes personal edibles.

Before he was a sniper, Mick was a wandering backpacker over the world to "find himself". He's probably done shrooms once or twice during a hippie concert.

Engineer's guilty pleasure musician is Tom Lehrer. He'll never let anyone know but he enjoys the upbeat macabre humor.

Saxton Hale, the Administrator, Spy, and Miss Pauling know that Casper Bidwell and Jeremy Roberts are half-brothers.

Speaking of Bidwell and Jeremy, they have a semi-strained relationship. Bidwell was a shouter growing up and didn't understand why his brother "acted like that" (undiagnosed dyslexia and ADHD)

Medic actually does worry about the health of his coworkers, but empathy is weakness and weakness gets him back in college. Broke, miserable, and drafted into the war against his will.

Pyro likes the Beatles and has a massive collection of dolls, records, and posters.

Soldier accidentally is good friends with a lot of rocker celebrities- apparently everyone loves his party vibe. (Solly has done cocaine, thought it was mid :/)

Demoman is going deaf and has begged Engineer to give him hearing aids. He's terrified of not being able to hear his mom when he's at home.

Pyro is an amazing kisser but nobody will ever believe you

Engineer and Spy begrudingly attend fancy galas together (Dell is personally invited because he's a famous genius and Spy usually has a contract kill there regardless)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 scout #tf2 bidwell #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs #prettyboy pistol

[singularsoldier]

Been re-reading the comics and one thing that’s been lingering in my mind is when Medic says the team won bc everyone else doesn’t have a soul

Probably a throw away line, but its got me thinking. We don’t know exactly what Medic’s contract w the devil was. All we know is that Medic sold his soul and upon his death he would go straight to hell. One might think “oh he sold it for his medical abilities” which is good in theory, but then we have the Two Cities update. There, it describes Medic’s hometown of Rottenburg.

Most important line here is “chasing the next in resident lineage of mad doctors out of town…whenever they swapped out too many super-charged baboon hearts”. Medic comes from a family of doctors/medical personnel. Its likely that he grew up with dissections, scalpels, and everything else that makes him the man he is.

So! What could possibly be the deal with the devil? My theory is that rather gaining medical abilities, he enhanced his own. I can very easily see a frazzled Ludwig on the brink of a miracle only to fall short due to costs/capability/fragility of the human body. Medic is definitely a smart man, but it wasn’t enough.

See how the Devil says “you would have ended up here anyways”? Medic has always been a mad man. He just got the chance of a lifetime to make his wildest dreams a reality.

Now, why the extra souls? Again, Medic is a smart man, and he knows that under normal circumstances, the rest of the team would die from his experiments. Think of the Meet the Medic video. Heavy is fully conscious with his entire torso open. You can chalk it up to being silly game logic, but for the sake of my post, lets pretend he’d be dead any other way.

By removing his soul (and everyone else’s) Medic likely preformed a similar deal. He’s not the type of scientist to denounce the supernatural. The mercs can clearly use magic as seen in the Halloween gameplay, so how different can magic be from a devil’s powers? (Dont answer that). By taking their souls, Medic was able to enhance everyone else in a similar fashion. Whether it be durability, intelligence, or just a vague “they’re all stronger now lol” the mercs outlasted their predecessors. Despite being called jokes/loser mercenaries, they beat the tfc crew into the dust (with the help of Pauling and Zhanna ofc).

All in all, this is just a half baked thought i put together. Probably lots of holes in it if I take a deep dive, but its fun to think about!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 devil #tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs #miss pauling #tf2 zhanna