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citrine-elephant · 11 months
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made the mistake of reading lore about my favourite character
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paranoidmarvin · 1 year
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STOP MAKING BOTTLES LIKE THIS THEY ARE STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND
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chxrrydrxp · 1 month
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Hello hello hellooo! Always wonderful to see another Jason Todd writer in this world, I love this man so much. I’m a bit new to your blog, so I…the idea of getting to come home to Jason on the rare occasion that he’s not out on a mission or patrolling. I know that man is the snuggliest mfer alive and getting to just collapse ontop of him after a long ass day and hear him grunt under you and curl his arms behind your back. Augh. AUGH. Please. I need this man in every possible way 😭
You can write something if you like but just the idea alone is so nice to think about. I need that man carnally but also I need him softly and to giggle tiredly in his chest.
ugh I needed this so badly. this bipolar ass weather has got me in shambles, and I require some comfort.
hope you like it 🤭🤭
(I'm getting to my asks yall just hang in there 💅🏾)
(gender-neutral reader x Jason Todd, fluffy comfort)
word count: 511
Harsh winds blew past your face, causing your nose to burn. This had to be the roughest winter in Gotham’s history. You'd just barely made it to the apartment door, and began clumsily fumbling for your ice-cold keys. your purse snapped open, releasing all your belongings with pop.
“Fuuuuck me.”
A shivering arm reached down for the belongings, scooping them up into frozen hands.
You stuffed them back in your purse and once again fumbled for your keys. Another gust of wind blew aggressively while burning your face, causing curses to fall out of your mouth.
After many vain attempts, you finally managed to get the key into the lock while the coldness burned at your fingertips. click!
“Fina-fucking-lly.”
You swung the door open, throwing yourself inside and shutting the door. You leaned back on the door, trying desperately to alleviate your frozen fingers. The only thing that could make your day worse was the fact you knew Jason would usually be on patrol tonight, and wouldn't be here to warm you up.
You untied your snow boots, and hung your jacket up reluctantly. The apartment was actually warmer than you expected. Jason must've accidently left the heater on when you left.
You opened the door to your room, and found him lying on his stomach with a pillow over his head.
“About time, baby.” His groggy voice sent butterflies to your stomach.
A relieved smile crept on your lips and you practically leaped on the bed. “You're home? Hours early?” Jason turned over onto his back, with his hands tucked behind his head. “Ya don't seem too happy, i'm just taking a little day off ” he teased, poking at your cheek. “I'm more than happy, but what happened to ‘crime has no days off’?” You questioned, changing into a shirt and sweats. “I could go now if you want me to.” You rolled your eyes at him, picking up a pillow and playfully smothering him with it.
“Asshole.”
“C'mere,” he motioned, holding his arms out for you. You sighed contently, climbing into his open arms, and feeling the warmth of his hands clasped around your back.
You dug your nose into his neck, inhaling his musky scent and familiar body wash. “Smells so good.” He let out a breathy laugh and rubbed up and down your back.
His hands moved up to your hair, stroking it softly, then down to your cheek, making you lift your head up slightly. He took this opportunity to press his lips to yours, humming.
“I missed you.”
You smiled, leaning back to kiss him, but he had other plans. He flipped you over so your back was pressed into the mattress and he was laying on you partially. He snuggled his head into your warm chest, wrapping his strong arms around your waist.
“Hmm..this is…better,” he hummed. You grinned, surprised at his clinginess. You hugged your arms around his head and ruffled his hair a bit.
Your heart raced, and you were sure he could feel it, feeling him smile against your chest.
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verslxt · 1 year
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how they found out you guys were dating ~ north star boys
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oliver moy ♡
this boy let it slip
"hehe yea about that, i do actually have a girlfriend"
god you were so mad
you stopped talking to him for about 3ish days
he was so so so sorry
you forgave him after he gave you some really shaky legs
sebastian moy ♡
you let it slip
"yea sebastian moy asked me out and i said yes-fuck"
you realized you fucked up so fast
you were so damn sorry
sebastian didn't care tbh
he was just happy it was out
ryan nguyen ♡
you let it slip by wearing his earring for a photo shoot (y'all know the one earring that he wears the one with the pearls and the butterflies? yea it was that one)
this boy did not give two fucks
he thought you looked even more amazing in the photos with his earring on it let everyone know you were his
he could finally give you a birthday post with out making it look weird
him giving a random girl a birthday post?
this mfer was happy you let that shit slip
justin phan ♡
his dumbass let it slip
"yea i met this girl y/n, she can take soju like a champ. i really love her-damn it"
you didn't really care
you damn well knew his dumbass would let it slip
you could finally post him on his birthday
justin was so sorry this poor boy felt so damn bad
kane ratan ♡
you let it slip
ya see you got a necklace that had kane's initals on it. KR
you showed it on your insta live and you knew you fucked up in that moment
"so i got a new necklace. its of my boyfriend kanes intial-fuck!"
you have never ended a live so fast
kane did not give two fucks
regie macalino ♡
never in your life did you think that your relationship would be exposed by a drunk and high regie
"heheeee i loveee my girlfriend y/nnnnn. shes so prettyyy"
god damn were you mad
you woke up to so many damn notifications
you being tagged on twitter, getting dragged on insta, and finally ship edits of you and regie
you eventually forgave him
darren liang ♡
he let it slip
you did not care
you knew he would let it slip
you couldn't give 2 fucks
you were a little bit happy he let it slip tbh
hours later sebastian posted a story of you and him cuddling
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redyrmes · 13 days
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hhh designing colourzas in the year of out lord 2024 and i have sO MUCH to say about them,, spent the last few days assigning each of them a wingless + winged animal and ended up with this (also! the not underlined animals are the ones not explicitly used in their designs)
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ill put my notes about them all under the cut because theres a lot but the big ones are:
- blueza and redza twin propaganda cos theyre the only hooved animals here
- grayzas winged bird is the only flightless one because i thought that would be funny, also the name is just so ominous for no reason which i also thought would be funny
-yellowza is so difficult to find animals for but i settled on peacock pansy butterfly because peacocks are fancy n stuff and hes fancy n stuff, but peacocks are purple, so the yellow bug equivalent is the best i can do for him. I have yet to decide on a winged animal for him lol..also hes sucha bug to me, ik hes canonically a bird but hes such a bug. however if he was a bird he would be a birds of paradise bird, absolutely, no questions asked
anyway heres more notes i wrote down a few days ago
bugs- |||
bats- | (rip redza hes alone)
birds- |||| (counting phil)
sidenote purplezas, redzas and bluezas animals are the only ones that dont match their colours and are neutral colours instead
—Redza is the only bat because he’s the first one who existed i think. also because his vibes match bats and nobody else matches bats but i gotta make it Lore. also he’s one of the only two hoofed+wingless animals, along with blueza, because redza blueza twin propaganda..and hes an ibex instead of anything else because i think the long, straight horns suit him better than others. there was also like. the addax, eland, oryx, ect but i decided goat > antelope because goats are smaller and more gremliny + association with the devil or somthin?? also he gets a funny little goatee
—Orangeza is a red fox bcos fox = cunning n smart idk….and that species because of its orange fur, pretty simple not given much thought but thats okay, it matches him pretty well i think. also i hc that one of his front moth wings (the brown ones, they cover the orange wings) got damaged so he patched it up with orange something because more orange and haha inventor guy fixes things you know. its okay i don’t either
-Yellowza was gonna be a longhorn beetle but they’re too orange. then a bumblebee but he’s not. he’s not a bee. but i finally settled on peacock pansy because peacocks are like. fancy n shit but he cant be a peacock because they’re purple, so yellow butterfly version is the next best thing. ALSO ik hes like canonically a bird and stuff,but MAN. HES JUST A BUG TO ME. but if he was a bird he would absolutely be a birds of paradise bird because Yes. honorable mention to the great tailed grackle.
his wingless animal was a STRUGGLE and i have yet to pick it hahaskmb….also i characterize him as a material girl instead of cheery optimist because there are enough cheery optimists 
—Blueza was the easiest to decide lmao, he’s just a deer. either that or a moose, but deer are more gentle also thats like canon so yeah..white tailed deer 🦌 oh holy shit deer emojiand redza blueza twin propaganda, he’s one of the only two hoofed wingless animals here yesyes
his winged animal had to be a bird, preferable a dove because symbolism and whatnot right? he got mourning dove because fluffy lad + theres no white doves in the wild so i cant make him a white dove. probably going to draw him with whiter wings though to match his colour pallet haha, i dunno i haven’t really given him much thought
—it was so difficult to decide if Purpleza was a bird or a bug but i ended up with bird, because he’s a fluffy guy not a bug guy? and then choosing a bird was pain because theres so many pretty purple birds i really like but he’s more of a black bird, emo ass mfer
couldn’t make him a crow, raven felt off, considered grackles bcos they have purple wing shine whatever its called but they’re too social skdhdkfgngcn..solitary caciques had a good chance because they’re black birds that are very antisocial, literally purpleza. BUT I eventually decided on purple honeycreeper because they’re dark purple with black wings, and hang out in small groups with other species of birds, i think that speaks for itself.
and cat because cat
-might change the wingless animal of Pinkza idk axolotl feels too easy? but the only other guys i have are like. naked mole rat and pink dolphin and i cant implement those in a way that makes sense in my head LOL
and he’s a butterfly right, the pink rose butterfly really suits him i think but not his light color pallet. the other pink butterflies don’t suit him really, and the pink moths all have yellow which no. but then i found the pink orchid mantis. who is so soft and gentle looking, but uses its soft and pretty appearance to kill. so yknow the second i saw it i was like yup. pinkza
—Grayza (greyza?? i forgot sob) is the only flightless colorza, i thought it would be funny cos he’s this eldritch horror but he’s the only land bound one haha, also ayem cemani is death omen chicken in my head. and for his flightless animal, he’s a snake he’s very much a snake what do you want from me he’s just a snake
anmd i don’t want to think about whiteza until im done with these dont make me think about whiteza
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pencilofawesomeness · 2 months
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#this arc just straight up doesn't happen in my au lmao oh I was about to ask if that arc of the battle of fairy tail would happen. Since in your AU Laxus actually got proper guidance and his father was out of question early enough. Now I'm more curious about how it's going to be
Haha yep! Laxus isn't having unchecked dragon hormonal rage on top of daddy issues on top of power fantasies born of listlessness and expectations soooooo no Battle of Fairy Tail arc lol. He and the Thunder Legion befriended each other earlier on too so they got a more normal experience and not the toxic tryhard one. Yay! Positive butterfly effects!
In htryds it's just gonna be a oneshot (as of now at least) of a normal Fantasia celebration. Now, just because Laxus isn't a problem child doesn't mean he wants to participate in the social activities. Good thing he's not the only anti-social mfer in Fairy Tail, though, as few as there are. And therein lies the synopsis of what I plan to be a very comedic take on the parade ;)
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btshoseong · 11 months
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👣. !!: JIMIN EVERY TIME HOSEONG OPENS HIS MOUTH ‧₊˚
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JISE13ONG98 • 2 hrs ago
jiminie so whipped and i don’t even blame him ✋
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seong will say the mildest things and it will have this man falling off his chair 😭
the first clip still gives me butterflies over how he got so flustered and happy when seongie was being possessive and telling suga off for saying ily
↳ that AND him saying there’s no love stronger than his for his jiminie
never gonna get over how domestic these two actually behave they’re so cute 🥹
this man alone would skyrocket hoseong’s comedy career to stardom bro
this is how mfers be acting when they’re in love huh damn when will it be me 😔
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cambion-companion · 6 months
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Heya!
Just wanted to vent to someone since we all love fiends here, but I have a wip that takes place in an au and one of the scenes I came up with got me thinking. Why do these mfers (devils, demons, gods, etc) look down on mortals? Mortals are basically the backbone of it all. They have the souls every faction wants, and almost all the gods were mortal once (with a few exceptions like maybe Jergal but he's said to resemble an ancient race so maybe he was mortal once, too) plus the demons, devils, angels were mortal once too. It feels like that old caterpillar butterfly story where no one likes the ugly caterpillar until it turns into a pretty butterfly.
It also sucks because mortals are kind of sucked into the cosmic war of chaos-law-good-evil bs.
Sorry to bring this to your inbox, but the lore in end drives me up the wall sometimes lol
Anyway, happy Halloween!
Aaah Happy Halloween friend! Sorry I didn't get to this sooner, the past week has been the Worst TM.
It gives off the vibes of high school seniors. Like, they were also freshmen once but then shit all over the newbies. Just a superiority complex mixed with a self-disgust over what they once were. Part of purging that ugly history is to treat mortals with disdain.
Totally internalized issues going on there lol
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I miss being in love ☹️
Mfers don’t even make you feel butterflies anymore. All I feel is the need to sock this mfer in the back of the head.
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soap-mothership5 · 7 months
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HELLOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥 SHARE UR SOAPSHIPPING HCS PLEASE! Any of them 😈
HEEEY BESTIEE 💥💥
DISCLAIMER AS I SUCK AS A WRITER BUT I HAVE SOME HCS IM SORRY IF THEY ARE DOGWATER 💖💖🧼🧼
- As mentioned in a prev post, tyler's relationship with music. he doesnt share them with anyone as he fears being seen as cringe and thats a vulnerability he does not want to show.
- hes a messy mfer so he ends up placing physical media everywhere in the musty paper street house and narrator manages to find them in the weirdest places. 3 discs in the cupboards, as cassette in the back of the toilet, a whole record wedged between the walls in the basement.
-actually there is a purpose behind that since tyler does not know how to directly tell narrator what he really likes deep down. so narrator has to find that out for himself in an easter egg hunt basically 💀. obv narrator doesnt look down on tyler because of that he really wants him to open up more.
-he steals a disc from a store and gives it to tyler as a gift. tylers trying his best to not act like hes been listening to it everyday --in soap making hours, after fc, in bed when narrators dead asleep.
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- i like to think narrator would have been a bug kid. but a shy quiet one. keeping centipedes in jars, looking at pictures of butterflies. going to libraries to look at more pictures. of bugs. narrator casually mentions this to tyler one day and almost dies of a heart attack when he finds 2 moths and a roach in his suitcase the day after.
-a photo album gets recovered from the exploded condo and tyler will not shut up about narrator having the same resting bitch face as his mother. in a teasing way ofc.
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-fsr i like hcs where tyler geats jealous. when narrators with someone tyler finds pretty suspicious hes gets super physically clingy afterwards. either that or its the "stain like this" sorta thing and tylers seething with a lot of bottled anger. ty ofc loves attention from everybody but he needs it the most from narrator. thinking of narrator falling for someone else, he sorta starts crying (dont tell narrator that tho he might think hes cringe)
anyways thats all i got hashtag like, subscribe and reblog for more hcs from soapy 👍
(cue tyler listening to jolene by dolly parton in the silly little hello kitty disc player)
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angry-roomba-army · 10 days
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did that ship meme but the sliders aren't enough for me i need to yap so reasons why the sliders are like that under the cut
PLEASE keep in mind that these headcanons are 100% subject to complete change i am one of the most indecisive mfers on the planet
1. Big Spoon / Little Spoon
idk which would be big spoon or little spoon idk if they would even spoon i feel like they would be in a different cuddling position honestly
2. Give me back my stuff / Steals clothes
william's a little theif and i feel like he'd steal clothes even if they didn't fit him just for the fun of it. henry doesn't steal clothes but he'd greatly appreciate his things back
3. Doesn't use pet names / uses pet names
henry doesn't really strike me as the kind of guy who uses pet names but he does have affectionate nicknames for william (e.g. will). william 100% uses pet names (e.g. hon, (my) dear, etc.)
4. Introverted / Extroverted
william's the social butterfly and henry is not bla bla bla we've all heard the story before i don't think i have to explain myself here
5. Affection through words / Affection through actions
william has pages of journals about this guy so he clearly has a lot to say. he's a very poetic and dramatic little guy. henry likes making things for people (e.g. making charlie her toys)
6. Confesses first / Waits for a confession
william doesn't know if henry likes him back and he's too terrified of ruining the relationship he already has with him to say anything so he just quietly suffers and tells himself that he WILL confess he just needs to figure out if henry likes him back first (← LIE). henry decided to just vaguely ask him out and then whether or not it was a date or a friend hangout would depend entirely on will's reaction
7. Screams about bugs / Squashes them w/ a shoe
i don't think either of them are that afraid of bugs like henry's not a fan of them i think he'd squash them or use the cup & paper method. if the bug was like really big or one of those giant millipedes with a billion legs or something THEN he'd be freaked out. william just picks them up with his bare hands and chucks them out the window he's not scared of bugs (australia moment) unless they're GIGANTIC (or poisonous or venomous or can't be chucked out a window)
8. Drives the car / Can't drive lol
they're both able to drive a car but henry's better at driving than will is. will drives like an absolute madman he has so many speeding tickets it's amazing that he hasn't been banned from driving altogether. so if they're driving together henry takes the wheel and will's stuck in the passenger seat because henry doesn't trust will's driving skills
9. Can't cook for shit / Makes dinner
they can both cook pretty well but henry is the better cook. will LOVES his cooking
10. Dislikes PDA / Loves PDA
in private i don't think they would mind being super affectionate towards eachother but in public they barely even touch eachother
11. Overprotective / Chill going
william would kill someone if henry asked him to. henry knows will can take care of himself so he's not too worried about him
12. Has more relationship experience / Has NO relationship experience
william is a little. um. how do i put this. he's very charismatic! henry has dated people before but is usually too busy with his animatronics to seriously consider a relationship
Horny Level
man idfk
Awkwardness Level
before getting together will was kind of a little bit awkward with him but after getting together he chills out. henry has always been pretty comfortable around will. as people though henry is kinda aloof around anybody he doesn't know or like (which is pretty much everybody lol). will isn't really awkward around other people and like half the town has a crush on him
Jealousy Level
we all know william has jealousy issues this isn't new information. henry's not really the jealous type but doesn't like seeing other people hit on william it's too weird
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brehaaorgana · 11 days
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Cw: blood mention, accidental cut
I cut my finger with my BRAND NEW rotary cutter in sewing class today by accident (I slipped and pushed too far and my hand steadying the fabric was too close) and I washed and bandaged it and then when I got home took off the bandaid to shower. And then after I got dressed and before I put on a new bandaid I accidentally dropped my phone and in the process bumped the cut which had stopped bleeding but then it started bleeding all over again. 😭
So I cleaned it again and butterfly bandaged and regular bandaged it and I hope I just knocked the scab when I bumped it again and it will stop bleeding again with the band-aid pressure like it did earlier.
I am PRETTY SURE it doesn't need stitches bc it's not that deep, I just kinda got it at a diagonal and on the side of my finger so it hurts like a mfer and the blood briefly looked like a lot bc it ran along my nail bed.
But if it does need anything extra it had better keep until my ALREADY SCHEDULED dr's appt tomorrow at 4 pm. Like I'm pretty sure it will be fine? It was a brand new never before used blade and the cut looked like a clean slice it just huuuurty. 😔😔😔
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wizardysseus · 1 year
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what 100 years in a fishbowl does to a mfer, a sandman mix
01. sweet dreams (are made of this) by emily browning. 02. superstition by the birthday massacre. 03. hardest of hearts by florence + the machine. 04. thousand eyes by of monsters and men. 05. butterflies and hurricanes by muse. 06. inside / outside by bruce peninsula. 07. i’m not done by fever ray. 08. paint it, black by ciara. 09. mowgli’s road by marina and the diamonds. 10. spaceman by the killers. 11. spiralling by keane. 12. oceanica by san fermin. 13. artificial nocturne by metric. 14. dead century by wildlife. 15. buy the stars by marina and the diamonds. 16. nothing changes by anaïs mitchell. 17. it’s never over (hey orpheus) by arcade fire. 18. bottom of the river by delta rae. 19. dead hearts by stars. 20. did you sleep well? by crooked still. 21. dreams by fleetwood mac. 22. not by big thief. 23. vessel by dry the river. 24. goodnight, travel well by the killers. 25. oblivion by m83 ft. susanne sundfør.
bonus tracks. 26. heavy feet by local natives. 27. tear in your hand by tori amos. 28. glowing by the oh hellos.
listen.
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alyjojo · 7 months
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The Person On Your Mind in October 🤵🏼‍♂️ 2023 - Scorpio
Whole of their energy towards Scorpio: 5 Pentacles rev
You’re either going through a divorce, already have, or if not a divorce…a serious breakup, ending. You could have children with this person, a home, assets, this kinda mirrors Lib’s reading, you could be dealing with one. Right now, they’re heavily focused on their financial situation, which shows up in the reading and messages too. Saving up money to go to court maybe, or attempting to get a savings together for “life after this”, which is the concrete plan throughout every row. They’re defensive that the relationship has become unstable, or they defend their position on why it has, you could argue over assets.
Feelings: Justice
They either feel justified in biting your head off for giving up and not coming back around, that’s switched, or they’re pissed off at a court ruling of this ending…maybe didn’t work out in their favor, but Justice shows it’s fair. 50/50 perhaps, split down the middle. One of you is angry at the other for just giving up, and that person can be verbally vicious, which just pushes the other person away even more.
Intentions: The Empress
They are secure in their identity & what they want for themselves, they’re just healing from the realization of it not being you, or whatever they had planned. They intend to end the relationship, or it’s already over and they intend to grow from this experience, maybe “glow-up” even, this is a card of beauty, artistic expression, growth and expansion. If there are children involved, they could just be focused on that, healing a broken home and hearts besides their own. This experience is painful for everyone involved.
Actions: 10 Pentacles rev, 2 Swords rev, The Fool
They don’t feel like they have any other choice but to leave, the foundation between you is broken or unstable, Justice has been served…it’s over with. They’re jumping into the next cycle of their life - The Fool. If you’re worried about other people in the mix or them having feelings, 2 Cups rev shows no. They’re trying to get their shit together on their own, not focused on love, or in love with anyone. If anything they’re still needing to heal from you.
Messages:
Their side:
- Obsessed with work
- I Miss You
Your side:
- Older man/woman
- How could I forgive you?
Possible signs:
Libra, Taurus, Gemini & Virgo
If you’re dealing with:
King of Cups is your own energy, being authentically yourself with the people around you, though with 3 Cups rev beneath it, I don’t see you being a social butterfly right now. This King holds back their emotions, but is driven by them, and feels things deeply, even if they don’t express it out loud. You seem to be going through a lot right now and aren’t doing it in a public sort of way, very private.
Aries - waiting for the end, it’s only a matter of time, they’re aware what’s going on and has backed off on speaking while you handle it
Taurus - getting away from a whole group of toxic mfers, feels victorious & free about it
Gemini - defending their independence when it comes to a serious commitment & their role, or a major purchase they’re making without you
Cancer - in love with you but unable to tell you, feels helpless about it, shows up as your match…waiting patiently for you to notice ❤️
Leo - could be healing from heartbreak or betrayal regarding someone else - or is holding themselves back from getting too deeply involved with other people, because they’re otherwise entangled
Virgo - knows your secrets or has very powerful intuition that has let them in on the things you hide from them - or switch it
Libra - has a lot of options and “follows their wand” wherever it leads them…could just want to sleep with you & that’s the goal, pass 💯
Scorpio - could be dealing with a real asshole of a boss, work is pulling the rug out from under their feet, or something they’ve worked really hard on or invested a lot of time into 😕
Sagittarius - holding back from you is Justice in their eyes, could be this person
Capricorn - planning to offer you something with real value, could be a job, could be love, or they will after this current situation ends
Aquarius - ending something that pressures them or is too much for them to deal with, and jumping into something new, could be career or love, but with King of Pentacles & The Hierophant, it’s the real deal
Pisces - a conversation about worries & fears is shown, they want honesty or you do, one of you is afraid the other one is out to get them, or hurt them
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Just to be clear: when/if I ever speak about Miquella being an adult in a child's body, it's for horror purposes. Not for shipping. I'm adamant about it because Miquella canonically used his look of childlike innocence to manipulate people and that is personally fucking terrifying to me, since children already creep me out enough on the regular. That plus him having a butterfly-like lifecycle where he remains a child until he pupates into his true form makes for some really juicy horror possibilities, the LAST thing that should be coming out of that argument is 'oh bc he's mentally an adult means its okay to ship him' when it is NOT and the mfer doesn't even have the hormone swings necessary to make that a thing in the first place.
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scattered-winter · 9 months
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sleepover i would like a story do you have any more lore about farm equipment
also requesting hit me w your top five nebulae ?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just off the top of my head we just finished stacking haybales from the recent harvest and we use not one, not two, but THREE different machines for the process of cutting, baling, and stacking the hay once its grown. a swather (tractor-looking mfer w blades on the front) cuts the field and leaves behind a big long pile of cut hay that we leave out to dry for a few days (there's a running joke among the farming community that if it's been raining a lot lately then u know that the hay has just been cut because it needs to be dry to be baled and god consistently likes to make farmers' lives difficult) and then u get a baler (funky little guy thats pulled behind one of our big tractors like a trailer) that basically gathers up the piles of dry hay and packs it together into a neat lil stack and ties it off with twine, and THEN we get the stackwagon (tractor looking mfer) that drives up and down the field to pick up the haybales and stack them up into the big tall haystacks in the stackyard for as to use later <3
and I'm too lazy to get pics rn but the ghost nebula is my wife......pillars of creation.......butterfly nebula..........et cetera.....<- forgot every other nebulae that has ever existed
sleepover asks!!
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