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yourlocalabomination · 4 months

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Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛

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caktusjuice-draws · 6 months

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A thought came to me that Tinky just throws the bastard's box at Ted like a pokeball. Do with this what you will.

Behold the shittiest thing ive ever drawn

Gotta catch em all

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

SPANK-OFF-SKI

#tinky #tnoy karaxis #t'noy karaxis #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #time bastard #bastards box #the bastards box

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samscorch · 5 months

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He's talking to Ted in there

#hatchetfield #starkid #nightmare time #lords in black #ted spankoffski #tinky #tnoy karaxis #the bastards box #time bastard #my art

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rentumblsstuff · 17 days

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#starkid #hatchetfield #tnoy karaxis #tinky starkid #lords in black #the bastards box

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scripted-downfall · 2 months

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I'd put him in a salad spinner in my brain but I think he'd get trauma flashbacks if I did, so I shall gently study him under a microscope instead

#ted spankoffski #time bastard #the bastards box #inspired by recent Starkid posting lol #starkid #team starkid #i'll stop soon i promise #i didn't know they existed until three weeks ago #they're the only things keeping me sane rn

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what-the-bally-hell · 3 months

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I HAVE A THEORY/HEADCANON

I think that the maze that Ted is trapped in (in the bastards box) is kinda representative of his life (?), by which I mean that in mazes you are usually alone, desperately trying to find a way out and it's full of dead ends. just like how in Ted's life he's alone and meets a lot of dead ends, particularly in relationships (jenny, charlotte, Lucy and how all those relationships never really lead to where he wanted them to, they're stuck in place). idk to me the maze seems like a metaphor for Ted being alone, lost and trapped in his life just like he is in the maze.

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thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite · 4 months

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no offense but why the spankoffskis? what do you see in them? also who taught tinky what a cuck is

Stop asking about-

He never learns! I can teach him the same thing over and over, timeline after timeline, and he just never, ever, gets it. It doesn't carry on, make him better, or get people to like him, either. It's all his fault, too! Jenny and Andy and his brother and his parents - all him! Do you know how fucking confident he gets after all of it? It's so funny. And then I can keep reminding him.

He grins widely, eyes a bit crazed.

And I know what a cuck is because I talk around and know things!

...I think I taught him what a cuck was.

#The Lords in Black #T'noy Karaxis #Pokotho #ask blog #rp blog #the bastards box #Blog Event: Hatchetfield Citizens

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shadowbrightshine · 4 months

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House. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our house, in the middle is a never ending Labyrinth!

House. Oh in the middle of this house, in the middle of our house, in the middle is a ne-verr endinngg Labyrrrintthh!

House? Is it black as night between the stars that all burned out?

House. Or is it yellow in a box that changes stealing your life without a doubt?

Ohh house... in the middle of our house. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our home and lives is a changing hallway!

Climb the stairs and don't fall down or you might fall forever! (Or you'll die why don't you try- and find out?)

Run the maze that tears you away from life with a pointless endeavor! (Tick tock Teddy hope you're ready- don't breakdown or pout!)

You- don't- know- what's- really going onnnn

It changes. It changes. Changes like the dusk and dawn!

Where are we? That's up to me~ the one writing the song!

Two very different people, or are they really so much at all?

Teddy bear and and Johnny Truant both had quite the fall!

Not literally that's a different chapter... but we'll fall soon after!

So when you wander mazes late at night. Or the darkness more pitch than any 12 am could be?

Think about the two poor bastards, one spacial and one stuck with me~

House. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our house. In the middle is my own... de- sign.

(I've been thinking about Johnny Truant and my love for HOL, as well as our good old Ted Spankofski. And so I wrote this poem song. I have no clue how to tell you how to sing it. But I hope you like it! Not gonna tag tinky but its kinda from his perspective?)

#house of leaves #hol #ted spankoffski #poem #original poem #starkid fic #starkid nightmare time #time bastard #johnny truant #the bastards box #house of leaves fandom #i love character comparisons #idk i think they should meet

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adhdbisexualramblings · 4 months

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Headcanon: T’noy Karaxis has claustrophobia and, because of that, believes everyone else (Ted “Teddy Bear” Spankoffski) also has claustrophobia. The torture and insanity shit in his box is just because he’s a fucking freak like that - the real torture strategies are the tall, constricting, blinding yellow, never ending walls that additionally engulf you in your own wails and screams. In his opinion.

#Team Starkid #claustrophobia #tw claustrophobia #hatchetfield universe #Hatchetfield headcanon #T’noy Karaxis #The Bastards Box

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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months

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Out of the depths of Hell and back Us spawn of the black and white Cover our souls with robes of black Entangle the arms of night!

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archerestarcher · 6 months

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Quietly collecting reactions to me calling the Bastard Box the Homeless Shelter on that incorrect answers post. Will post all as images when there's more than two. So far I'm already laughing maniacally. I am pure evil. >:3

#nightmare time #the bastards box #time bastard #tinky npmd #tnoy karaxis #ted spankoffski #i am evil incarnate and i love it

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yourlocalabomination · 6 months

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That relatable moment when a fucked up looking goat decides it’s going to trap you in it’s box for shits and giggles.