#the mandela catalogue brainrot

[nickgoesinsane]

i feel like the alternates are either fascinated or horny for reader

They didn’t engage in any sexual activity before meeting you, so they thought the whole thing was bizarre at first. Then they saw that bone-deep satisfaction and hunger for more in the first alternate you got your hands on. They huddle around the windows and the doorway to watch you with big, dark eyes. They’re strangely fascinated by the relentless thrusting of your fingers inside their kin’s pussy, the slick dripping down your wrist in sticky rivulets and smeared over the lower half of your face. They stay, feeling oddly warm as they listen to your teasing voice and the other alternate’s whimpers, and eventually begin to wonder if you’ll touch them too.

#‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ nick writes ! #the mandela catalogue brainrot #dom reader #top reader #sub character #the mandela catalogue x reader #alternate x reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

The Hanged man

#the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue #tmc #mark heathcliff #religious imagery #eye strain #shmorps art #I don't know if I need to tag anything else?? tell me if I do- #Anyway uh. Mark Heathcliff brainrot is real. and it's happening to me

[splatoomenjoyer]

#donald trump #mugshot #tmc #adam murray #i have brainrot #the mandela catalogue #us politics

[voidthesquished]

Fuck it, Jonah’s a ghost haunting an unaware Adam because why not

also feel free to ask about them in the asks thing lol

(shoutout to @adammurrays for the inspo)

#mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue #adam murray #tmc #jonah marshall #ghost Jonah au #might write a fic for this if I feel like it #imagine just haunting your best friend who left your body on the side of the road #friendship goals #imagine ​Jonah hearing adam say that he wasn’t Jonah’s friend #omg what if he gets to meet Dave #so many ideas #brainrot consumes #hehe flower symbolism my favorite

[theboxfort]

Today I offer you: Mandela Catalogue shitposts

Tomorrow? Who knows

#the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue #cesar torres #sarah heathcliff #jonah marshall #pink draws #i would say something like don't expect to see that much tmc fanart but. last time i said something similar. #i brainrotted on it for over a year. so. yeah LKADUHGASKDUF #also expect inconsistent designs for a bit alskjflsadf i am. adjusting to a new fandom LASKJDFALSF

[bigmeow33]

adams a little freak (real)

#mandela catalogue #spoiler warning #adam murray #mandela catalogue fanart #mandela catalogue adam #bythorne paranormal society #brainrot

[creepycatboyz]

THATS HIM!!! THE GENDER STEALER!!!!

#tmc #the mandela catalogue #mark heathcliff #hail true body au #htb mark #traditional art again whoopieeee #silly times :3 cant sleep #brainrotting too hard #my art

[aprosin]

heard me out-

Mark Heathcliff and Mike Schmidt would be friends: the ones having grumpy faces while saying 'This is my resting face'

'grumpy' personally

been through a lot in childhood

have siblings (Whom I think they would care about)

easily frightened and would attack the person/someone

both have gone into the 90's era (??)

experience of the paranormal

That's what I can come up with for now:

i just want to get out of this brain rot

#the brainrot is real #crossover idea #someone take me out #someone need get me off the internet #the mandela catalogue #fnaf movie #mark heathcliff #mike schmidt #might be friends?? #relatable characters?

[fostopia]

I PROMISE I AM SANE <- LYING

like like like first there's The Beach, then The Town, and they have to traverse The Police Station and The Radio Shack and then the fricken Church all in between houses with their own dangers, and there's an added mechanic where food must be found and passed around or else the kids will get slower and weaker and ARHGHGH

johnny is a good kitty and can help distract enemies but jonah doesnt like it when he does that bc he wants the kitty kat to be safe aouugihgjf.........

i am normal. i am a normal bear. AUUUHGHG /POS

You are NOT about to make me brainrot my own designs/au istg /lh

Jonah would absolutely not want Jonny being a distraction he loves that little goober and he will keep him safe with every fiber of his being— then there’s Adam who’s fine with the distraction,,, ohhhh I should make Cesar n Mark designs.

OH OH AND THE ALTERNATES AS RESIDENTS?? GABRIEL AS A BOSS ENEMY?

#girl help #the brainrot is spreading #YOURE INFECTING ME💥💥‼️ #c talks #c answers #tmc little nightmares au #little nightmares au #the mandela catalogue

[missr3n3]

cut down the altar!

(just a quick idea that wouldn't let me rest until i wrote it down. takes place between chapters 13 and 14. based on a thought i've had a few times about non-sleeper agent people who aren't afraid of alternates. word count: 1.5k)

02/10/2009 Radio Interview

A. Torres: You’re now listening to an exclusive interview with Alternate Behaviorist, Rebecca Sharpe! Thanks for stopping by the studio today, Rebecca.

R. Sharpe: Thank you so much, Anna.

A. Torres: Right, so, where to start? (laughter) I guess, how did you get into this line of work? You know, there was a study back in 2001 I believe: “95% of Americans doubt the validity of the Wisconsin Alternate Crisis.” Did you have any doubts when deciding on your career path?

R. Sharpe: Well, it all started with the loss of my husband… I guess you could say I have a personal stake in this subject.

A. Torres: I see. I’m sorry for your loss.

R. Sharpe: When I heard the news of his passing, I knew there had to be an explanation. A more concrete explanation. You know, back then – he passed in ’92 – there was a lot of superstition surrounding alternates. No one wanted to risk getting too close to them, so information was scarce.

A. Torres: Right.

R. Sharpe: And you know what happens when there’s a lack of information or transparency. Fear and magical thinking start to fill in the blanks. I wasn’t satisfied with that, so… Here I am!

A. Torres: Excellent. So, prior to, you know, the elephant in the room – and don’t worry listeners, we’ll get to it soon. But prior to the Type 6 situation, how did you do your research?

R. Sharpe: Well, it’s not too different from studying any other dangerous life-form. I suppose in layman’s terms, you could think of it as a combination of field research and… maybe microbiology?

A. Torres: Microbiology? Interesting!

R. Sharpe: Well, there's a viral nature to how alternates hunt. Sometimes you have to let one take hold in an uninhabited area to best understand their methods. It's like a large-scale version of studying a deadly virus in a Petri dish.

A. Torres: Damn.

R. Sharpe: Yeah. I knew it was gonna be dangerous, but it’s necessary work. You’ve gotta keep your distance with these things. Have the same respect for their space that you would for, I don’t know, a great white or a lion.

A. Torres: Interesting word choice. “Respect.” People don’t usually think of alternates as beings deserving of respect.

R. Sharpe: I think it's… To be honest, Anna, I’m not really scared of alternates.

A. Torres: Really!?

R. Sharpe: I mean, at first I was! Like I said, they’ve impacted my life. But you know what I said about unknowns leading to fear? The opposite is also true: Knowledge can ease, if not eradicate fear.

A. Torres: Right, that makes sense. How do you feel about alternates now?

R. Sharpe: Honestly… Gosh, this is gonna make me sound crazy. (laughter)

A. Torres: (laughter) Oh, come on! You can’t be any crazier than me.

R. Sharpe: Okay. Well, honestly, I find them utterly fascinating. We’re learning a lot – especially with the introduction of Type 6s – about not just their behavioral patterns, but about the very nature of intelligence and sentience.

A. Torres: Oh, we’re gonna get philosophical? Hang on, let me grab some vodka.

R. Sharpe: (laughter) (bottle clinking) We don’t have to go that deep!

A. Torres: Nah, I’m ready to party!

R. Sharpe: (laughter) Well, if you insist! Just save some for me. (laughter)

A. Torres: I make no promises. (liquid pouring)

R. Sharpe: Well, anyway, what I’m getting at is… There really aren’t any other creatures in the animal kingdom with our kind of sentience, right? There are intelligent animals, of course. We all know about how smart dolphins, parrots, crows, octopi – we all know there’s other intelligent species on our planet. But you can’t have a discussion with a parrot, can you? Even if they know how to talk, the parrot can’t really describe its perspective on its existence. But alternates – provided keep them at arms length – can. In fact, we have a few reports from survivors of MAD who spent days in the presence of an alternate, and they’re apparently very chatty about themselves.

A. Torres: Indeed. You know, between you and me – and my dear listeners, of course, though they already know this – I’m pretty close to the Alternate Crisis myself.

R. Sharpe: Right, your nephew-

A. Torres: Yep. He had a really close call with one of them. Even lost… The kid may have just been his close friend, but honestly, he was like another son to my sister, another nephew to me…

R. Sharpe: I’m so sorry…

A. Torres: Yeah… But what he told me does corroborate what you’re saying. There really isn’t anything quite like them… And on that note, I think I’ve kept my listeners waiting long enough. Let’s get into the Type 6s.

R. Sharpe: Oh yes, let’s!

A. Torres: So, according to my research, you have a personal stake in this matter too, right?

R. Sharpe: Indeed.

A. Torres: Care to share the story?

R. Sharpe: Well, it was quite a hectic day of work. We were getting report after report about these new, non-hostile alternates. Like, getting tens of reports within a second. It was crazy!

A. Torres: I’ll bet.

R. Sharpe: Then one of my coworkers calls me over. “Your daughter was sharing a dorm with a guy named Sam, right?” I said, “Yeah, why?” It turns out he called to report that my own daughter is a Type 6!

A. Torres: Damn! I can’t even imagine… How did you process it? Do you still think of her as your daughter?

R. Sharpe: I do. I mean, I still haven’t seen her yet. I know that’s a common thread with the reports, that there’s this initial shock from their appearance. But I’ll be seeing her tomorrow, and when she gets here, I don’t plan on treating her any different than I did before the change.

A. Torres: I’m sure she’ll appreciate that. I don’t know any Type 6s, or anyone who’s close to one, but I’ve been watching some videos people have taken when their loved ones turned. It seems like it’s a painful process…

R. Sharpe: Yeah. I mean, they’re basically rearranging their whole bodies. Our current theory is that the reversion happens on the cellular level. Every single cell gets destroyed and recreated in an instant.

A. Torres: God damn… I can see why they’re getting some sympathy from folks.

R. Sharpe: It’s that; probably the familiarity too.

A. Torres: And on that note, here’s the big question everyone wants answered: Why let them evacuate, and is it safe?

R. Sharpe: Let’s start with the question of safety. As far as any of us can tell – and I’ve been up close with alternates for over two decades now – it is safe to remain in proximity with a Type 6. Not only are they generally not hostile towards humans, but many of them have exhibited hostility towards other, non-Type 6 alternates.

A. Torres: Really? Why do you think that is?

R. Sharpe: Hard to say. The few Type 6s who reported themselves, they were highly reluctant to shed light on their relation to other alternates. What we have gathered is that there appears to be some kind of mental link between all alternates. It’s possible this may be some form of territorial behavior. Like, “These humans are mine, either go find your own or we’re gonna have a problem.”

A. Torres: Then I’ll bet you and Sam are going to be very safe with… What’s your daughter’s name?

R. Sharpe: Delilah.

A. Torres: Delilah, right. And what’s the scoop on the evacuation?

R. Sharpe: It goes back to what I was saying about sentience. Beyond the moral implications around mass-executing sentient beings so similar to ourselves, we also now have access to a much safer avenue for alternate behavior studies. Before this, you had to basically take your life and your psyche into your own hands for this line of work. But not only are Type 6s easier to understand on the linguistic level, but they actually seem to avoid inducing MAD!

A. Torres: For real? Any theories as to why that might be?

R. Sharpe: It’s the same territorial theory. Only instead of what you usually see in other animals, where they get territorial over food, land, or mates, it seems to be social in nature. They don’t want to maintain their human relationships as a means to an end; having these relationships is the end.

A. Torres: You know, I think I’m starting to get where your fascination comes from. In fact… okay, this is where I prove that I’m crazier than you.

R. Sharpe: Now I’m intrigued!

A. Torres: Is it weird that I kind of want to meet a Type 6?

R. Sharpe: (laughter) Well, I said Delilah would be over tomorrow! Maybe you can meet her then!

A. Torres: (laughter) I’d love that! Well, unfortunately, I think that’s all the time we have, Rebecca. Once again, thank you for coming by. I’m sure your words have put a lot of people at ease regarding Type 6s.

R. Sharpe: My pleasure!

#the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue au #tmc au #mandela catalogue fanfic #tmc fanfic #mandela catalogue ocs #tmc ocs #cut down the altar au #r3n3 writings #the talos principle brainrot is really starting to show huh?

[nickgoesinsane]

You think I’m scared? Bitch, I’m staring right back and sliding a hand into my pants like

#: ̗̀➛ nick talks ! #the mandela catalogue brainrot

[goldyluna]

Mandela Catalogue is my obsession. Especially Adam lol so that's why I drew something finally!!!

I will definitely draw more, or I sure hope so

#art #digital #digitalart #fanart #mandela catalogue brainrot #mandela catalogue #mandela catalouge cesar #mandela catalogue mark #mandela catalogue gabriel #cesar torres #mark heathcliff #adam murray is still my fav #but I love mark too #brainrot #gabriel is watching #mandela catalogue fanart

[froggyworlds]

Assorted TMC headcanons that might give you MAD

sorry for the youtube title-looking header lmao but basically what it says on the tin! these are some TMC headcanons/theories, specifically relating to MAD/how alternates work. (feat. the combined hivemind of the Rat HQ discord server)

it's a lot so it's all under the cut! content warning for basic TMC stuff (suicide, self harm, paranoia, delusions, religion, etc.)

MAD is usually contracted through the consumption of knowledge that is not desired to be known- this is more than your friend just telling you something sad, like the fact that opossums only live for 1-2 years when they're actually about as intelligent as cats or dogs, but more like something that seriously affects you and digs into your brain and is usually related to a deep insecurity or belief (examples: your sister is so afraid, your brother is dead, you're the reason he's gone, it's all your fault, your god hasn't been listening to your prayers, etc.). it's usually a slightly unreasonable response than what would be expected, since there's a bit of extra metaphysical tomfuckery at play. humans cannot give other humans MAD unless they're already infected themselves, but most people get MAD from alternates.

and yes, I did say infected. MAD isn't a virus, but it can still be spread from one victim to another- those affected by MAD have already been exposed to knowledge their minds aren't designed to contain, and so it may (albeit unintentionally) slip out in conversation with those who aren't being properly treated.

(think of MAD as an almost opposite to see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil- having it involves all three of those things.)

symptoms of MAD include paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, and in most cases, the victim killing themselves. strangely enough, those infected report similar trends of "visions," such as those of family members, religious imagery, and eyes. and blood. oh my god, so much blood. please help me.

those with MAD are more emotionally unstable, making them easier prey for alternates, which feed on emotions- especially fear and guilt.

usually those infected will take their lives within days of contracting it- those who don't are more likely to survive entirely until their symptoms subside (though they never will stop entirely, the 3% of MAD survivors reported significantly less vivid hallucinations more than a week after their diagnoses).

and that is what humans understand of MAD. that's all they think it is- if you have it, just avoid talking too much with other people, stay on your medications for it, etc. and everything will be fine.

it is so much more than that.

but in order to get into that, we'll have to talk about alternates for a minute.

there are a few different kinds of alternate: Gabriel and Six are similar but not the same, as Gabriel is a fallen angel and Six is one of its creations, but is more powerful than the typical alt. most alternates are impersonators or mimics of some kind, and as of recent have gotten better at mimicking humans.

originally, alternates would simply have their victims kill themselves and recreate their physical appearance as well as they could, but due to many flawed impersonations from this method (either incomplete or overdriven), recently Gabriel has been experimenting (mostly successfully) with an assimilation technique that involves alternates consuming their host just before they die, absorbing their memories and molding their appearance directly off of that of their unfortunate prey. the first few attempts weren't very successful, resulting in the alternate being overloaded with human feelings, but they've since been updated to better suppress their hosts' emotions.

somewhat inspired by this, Six has also tried to implement its own brand of "perfect" infiltrators: sleeper agents. raised as humans and then "woken up" when the time is right, they were splendid in theory, but in practice clung to their humanity too much and refused to accept their true nature, leading to their minds and bodies dissolving when they learned the truth. those that managed to survive this were still defective, and Gabriel had to step in to remove them. Adam, to-date, is the only sleeper that has been... mostly successful thus far. this may be in part because Gabriel assisted in his creation.

Adam's "bite" from this forbidden knowledge also marks an event known as the catalyst, where Gabriel's plan is finally set into motion. everyone with MAD is about to wake up.

you see, MAD isn't just something that makes you paranoid and suicidal. it's a testing process. if you're one of the 3% strong enough to survive it, you're strong enough to become an alternate. the alternates operate on a hivemind, not truly seeing themselves as individuals so much as extensions of Gabriel and its will. those with MAD often have collective delusions similar to something known as the Mandela Effect, all converging on the same date for events that occurred at a different time or fully believing they remember something that never actually happened. those who have had MAD for longer also exhibit some alternate-like behavior, such as recklessness, being more prone to violence, unusual body language/facial expressions, and the tendency to do or say things that disturb others. (think Sarah's emails to Thatcher- what exactly was she saying to him, again?)

Mandela County is about to delve into chaos- alternates that are too human, humans that are too much like alternates. Hell is going to be raised. this is the beginning of the end.

#feel free to ask questions by the way.! I might write something about this later because the brainrot is BAAAD #the mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue headcanons #mad the mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue theory

[xfand0mfr34kx]

I didn't mean to make a clean sketch into a (kinda) finished drawing but here we are

I think I'm having brainrot

#art #the mandela catalogue #mark heathcliff #sorry if some things seem a bit off #this was supposed to be warm up #idk how to draw guns #3rd mandela catalogue drawing in a row #this is probably brainrot #my stuff #tmc

[turtlestm]

ok this is just a hc but headcanon that after jonah died, adam copes by writing letters addressed to him every week, knowing jonah will never get to see them

:((

#jonadam #jonah marshall #adam murray #mandela catalogue #tmc #angst D: #sad gay brainrot #help idk how to tag #i just know i love putting myself through emotional torment jshfnsnkxbfnd #tmc headcanon

[mary-the-brainrot-enjoyer]

As a Intruder AND Gabriel enjoyer, I can confirm these two have the most intense tickle fights ever-

And Gabriel always ends up winning :)

#tmc tickles #the mandela catalogue #brainrot with mary #tickle headcanons #lee!intruder #ler!intruder #lee!gabriel #ler!gabriel