#the ocean is just so weird

[akinachiri]

i luv nautilus i luv coelacanth i luv all living fossils i hope they continue living for millions of yrs

#akina mumbles #i am marine bio posting #its my major interest #the ocean is just so weird #i luv it #/leo

[theminecraftbee]

speaking of empires characters joel reminded me of: i do still maintain that while i love ocean empire lizzie being a fish from the start in fics (because i love Creature worldbuilding). so many people still miss the absolute FUNNIEST parts of her character. which were:

she wasn't actually a fish from the start, she instead was just a lady who decided to build her kingdom on the ocean and then halfway through had a horrifying lovecraftian transformation into a fish lady because it turns out she was secretly an ocean goddess with amnesia the entire time

she then decided to sell the equivalent of tourist trap nessie tours about it.

truly, the perfect woman,

#empires smp #ldshadowlady #SO MANY PEOPLE just make lizzie joel's perfect ocean goddess wife #which is missing the point. the point is that she is ALSO deeply weird. #and also probably scamming you as you speak.

[cold-neon-ocean]

some VashMeryl wips I've got in my stash

#Vash the Stampede #Meryl Stryfe #VashMeryl #Trigun Stampede #Trigun #Vash x Meryl #[ listen I have a lot of soft feelings for them #also I'm embracing posting messier sketches just to have something to post #and playing with styles more since I'm already so inconsistent I might as well embrace that too lol #so things might start looking a little weird LMAO #but yeah listen indirect robot hand kisses like do you see the vision??? ]\ #WIP #Neon Ocean Art

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizontober 2023 | 19: float

#horizontober2023 #horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #this was a bit of a challenge to both capture and edit #but it turned out how i envisioned it in the end! #capturing it involved being in shallow enough water that she could stand so i could change poses #and also shallow enough that it didn't go over her face #but ocean-y enough that it looked like she wasn't on land #and editing was just dealing with weird lighting/weirdness where the water intersects aloy #(i also considered taking a pic of one of the quen floats/seyka's buoys haha)

[olivethetiger]

1. Everlasting trio

2. Gray Ghost

3. pretty much anything else

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absolute last: Danny/ literally any ghost

#Danny phantom #does this make sense? #gray ghost should’ve been endgame #UNLESS they had the balls to let the trio ALL be together #Danny and Sam feel so incomplete without Tucker idk #and I know we don’t have ghost ages confirmed but like #Danny’s 14-15 and it just feels weird #everlasting trio #gray ghost #amethyst ocean

[clamsjams]

if bobby’s death has taught me anything it’s that getting attached to the eggs is a dangerous game bc the eggs are vulnerable and getting attacked constantly and if i get attached and it dies i cry so much

therefore i’ve decided to fix this issue by instead getting attached to sofia, who is a computer ai, does not have lives like the eggs, and can’t go outside so she will never get attacked by monsters

this is a completely foolproof plan

#watch me unintentionally predict something bad happening to sofia #if that actually happens i will cry so hard #it’s ok tho she’s a computer program #so even if her computer gets smashed if her hard drives ok then max can just build her a new computer! #the only danger she’s in rn is ppl being weird #stop fuckin flirting with her i am begging u #leave her alone!!! #she’s a busy gal she doesn’t have time for these shenanigans #anyways this is a sofia fanblog now #qsmp #qsmp sofia #q!sofia #qsmpblr #qsmp bobby #qsmp lore #qsmp eggs #posts from the ocean

[oceanwithouthermoon]

hi i NEED to know more abt your mermaid au (if you dont mind u.u)

HIIIII THANK U FOR ASKINGGHGG

so basically in this au, everything is prettyyy much the same except that aren is a merman..

after his meeting with kusuo, it becomes painfully obvious that kusuo doesnt belong there but aren still thinks hes just a cool foreign mermaid.. but he keeps asking so many questions about where hes from and kusuo is already in so much shock he cant keep up the act anymore and tells him hes from the land.. (he probably couldve just told him to leave him alone, but truth be told he had a hot merman right in front of him and he literally just found out mermaids exist ??? so why would he do that)

so after learning kusuos secret (which wasnt explained in full, he really just said he has powers and aren thinks its some sort of secret human magic) he begs him to give him human legs, and kusuo has to explain that he cant use his shapeshifting ability on other people, and the only similar thing is hypnosis, which wouldnt work.. SO kuboyasu introduces him to mermaid magic !! which isnt all that powerful at all.. they just have certain minor spells, charms, and incantations that can have small effects.. so they work together and find a way to make his shapeshifting ability work on kuboyasu!! maybe its a thing similar to saikis limiters, but its like a pendant or a pair of earrings infused with a combination of magic+kusuos powers+technology

and soooooo he transfers to PK!! (with kusuos genius+mind control, its easy to cook up a fake ID+birth certificate and all) and everything else is pretty much the same, including even how kusuo attempts to ignore him at school at first+then spies on him without his knowledge.. but theyre also secretly romancing each other outside of school hours in the literal ocean..

it definitely took a while for kusuo to trust him enough to take him on land btw so they also spent a lot of time in arens home but i havent put much thought into what/where exactly that is or about his family and mermaid friends and such..

either way, even when he trusts him, aren still messes up and almost spills various secrets a lot lmao.. it shouldn't be that hard because hes been told his whole life that humans were dangerous because they couldnt handle things they didnt understand (like.. magic) but somehow he still manages to slip up many times on BOTH of their secrets (good thing their friends are DUMB)

"so aren, where do you live??" "in the sea-" gets elbowed by kusuo "sea.. outh.. district??" "huh??"

#kubosai mermaids!!! #hell yeah!! #i havent decided if aren was still in a gang or not or if hes just naturally aggressive #but mermaid gang would be really cool lmao #maybe thats part of why he wants to escape the ocean so bad #for the fresh start hes been looking for #omg imagine that he WAS in a gang and they use that as a cover up to why they act weird and secretive #sinceee it isnt teeechnically a lie #'i know your secret..' 'what?!?' 'that you used to be in a gang..' 'oh! oh that..' #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #aren kuboyasu #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post

[ciircumambiient]

ur mom called, i told her ur fucking up big time

#Lana del rey #lana del rey quotes #a&w lana del rey #lizzy grant #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd #ocean blvd #soft grunge #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #i know it’s you’re #but u’re looked so weird #just writing you’re wasn’t an option

[tearlessrain]

seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing

#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident #I straight up forgot #and just didn't show up to the session #my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked #I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up #my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january #I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted #like mentally and spiritually #all the time #my memory and sense of time are both shit #my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason?? #I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me #I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir #and yet #idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason #fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly #due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me #aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory #it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever #like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype #but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here #doing whatever this is #maybe I should drive out to the coast #maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long #I mean it can't make me worse #I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark #everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone

[dizzystqrs]

the girls worried WAY too much about their secret being exposed by charlotte rocking nate's boat because if i was living in the gold coast and saw Resident Menace Nathaniel NoLastName getting his ass handed to him on a shaking boat i would simply laugh and move on

#yeah yeah she shouldnt have done it specifically for lewis after her told her not to but. you know. it is.. Nate. Of All People. #i genuinely feel like they worry about the worst things when it comes to their powers cuz how you gonna jump off a pier in midday & never #re-surface but GOD FORBID the ocean bubbles a little bit as nate gets his shit rocked 💀💀 #even if it was weird no one is gonna see that and be like. Oh My God... Mermaids Are Real like the show implied 💀 #h2o just add water #charlotte watsford #nate nolastname #that ep is so funny. so much but so funny

[posthumanwanderings]

quick lil update just saying once I get home from work I gotta pull the trigger on some massive tabs then think I’m gonna finally start streaming again regardless of my youtube channel monetization getting fucked. there’s nothing I can do apparently to get my channel normal just it angers the fuck out of me how they determine what is ‘valid’ traffic or what is ‘invalid’ traffic and if it has anything to do with my embedded links on tumblr or people watching videos on here then youtube can fuck itself. I thought slinging links was the name of the game to get more traction so I’ll just go back to doing my normal thing and hope for the best. as always I’d appreciate it though if anyone wants to subscribe to my patreon which is way more beneficial to both you guys and me instead of giving youtube more money via superchats. I’m gonna first take care of the rest of my ‘futuristic’ games I had planned to stream then do a few PS2 stuff then it’s all gonna be Sega Saturn for awhile. thanks for your patience and hearing me out on my endless complaints about dealing with faceless automatized internet corporations!

#I'm gonna hold off putting out vidmixes tho cause I spend a lot of time doing them so if youtube is gonna be weird with me it's not worth it #I'm convinced that ever since Endless Ocean 3 got announced my EverBlue streams picked up views but like how is that 'invalid' traffic? #just stupid BS youtube does to make their advertisers happy and small creators to give up #text #youtube

[boyybites]

Wanna do a species sheet or two of the races/species that live in my ocverse, I literally have the world map drawn out all I'm doing now is putting down names and using the map to figure out the lore and shit.

#ki screams #not art #having a world map helps me with where my ocs live and helps me situate the lore better #which is why theres now a bottomless pit in the ocean with a god frozen beneath the water #and another one floating in the air above that #both are dead #sometimes tho the locals can hear the voices of those gods conversing tho #and theres another smaller god floating in the midst of one of the major cities #posed like they were running towards the other two #anyways this got off track #i bought a character design recently thats just a weird dog creature so im making him a tyrant king #thats in an arranged marriage with a human he dotes on #and i was thinking about making a race based off his looks because that goes into what the architecture looks like #and somehow it went into three dead gods that just float for no reason

[keeps-ache]

hehe. crackling

#just me hi #hey do your ears crackle and get kind of uncomfortable when people yell lol #sometimes regular loud noises do it but not really #it started happening like a year or so ago and blahh hfh #and then like a chill goes down from my ears to the back of my neck ? it's weird man #do i probably know why that is? yea lmao. do i wanna speculate anyway? Yes it's fun ehehehehegh :33 #the fairies dropped some dust on my bed during one visit and now it makes my ears itchy on the inside i guess #the ocean is whispering but reception is poor #old tissue paper from some birthday some years ago is still hangin around #tv static lives in my head and goes for walks sometimes :) #the characters stored inside are opening their packages #Thought Blender 3000 (Guaranteed Blending (Max Puree)) has been invoked #my neurons are playing musical chairs #brain is doin a little jig #the possibilities... Endless......... #//anywhoooo i have GOT to write #not because i have to but because i Need to. you understand #so i'm going to see which part of the universe will decide No. Not Now when i start hbvfhs :3 #let's seee #ofc i'm going to reblog a handful of things beforehand though. it's just the way things are done lol :33 #toooooodles :>>

[hiccupbutpurple]

Why tf are scauldrons eating blue oleander

#is it growing on little tiny islands?? #am I missing something #I def could be tbh #I’ve been trying to work this out for years (well just when I remember it and then move on) and finally cracked #I mean obviously like ✨plot✨ but still #why have they adapted to wanna eat a land plant #I mean I guess it could be like left over or something but it seems a weird thing to continue wanting to eat #considering they’re in the ocean #i am not an expert #but I did year 12 biology so that counts for something #I need more lore #httyd #scauldron #hiccup haddock #riders of berk #rob/dob

[docholligay]

Trying not to murder my darling sister who, I remind myself, I love very much, as I attempt to help her plan a trip to the UK.

#'we're just gonna skip london' #you're gonna skip a world class city named one of the best cities in the world by art LEAST Afar and conde nast also rick steves #because it doesn't get your husbands rocks off in whatever weird highlander image he had in his head? #girl you've seen a lake and you loathe nature and hiking #you hate scotch #please please DO visit scotland #but honey!! you are a steampunk bitch!! and have been since you were like 14!! #please don't skip london which i know you would fucking LOVE SO MUCH #because your husband is a huge baby who wants this entire trip which you will never ever take again to be about him #it makes me generally nuts when people assume they will i guess...suddenly become a different person on vacation? #you gonna suddenly take an interest in hiking just because you crossed an ocean? #all of a sudden your stamina kicks ass when you're complaining about your legs hurting after two days of walking at my usual? #know who you are and deal with it