#the plaguepit goblin's own

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i am sobbing in the cold and unfeeling arms of charles entertainment cheese

#the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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#made an addams family valentine #the plaguepit goblin's own

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self care is listening to Staying Alive by The Bee Gees ten times

#staying alive #the bee gees #shitpost #self care #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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dear 2012 tumblr, you don’t need to repeat a statement you liked or found funny in your reblogs. nor do you need to react in your reblogs. tags are there for a reason. thank you for your time. also if you reply to this saying “this.” or “if i don’t reblog this assume i’m dead” or “spread this like wildfire” you won’t get a free jug of bone juice this summer

#please people disobey me i want this to be a throwback style post #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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little my is a war criminal

#little my #moomin #the plaguepit goblin's own

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this wild dream i had last night, or: a series of interlocking stories

so: it started off in this british city. i was an official come to deal with a dead guy who had just like...turned up. the thing was, he had silver bones. like his bones were hard and cold and metal and silver. all of them.

the storyline then moved onto a girls's school or something; there weren't that many of us, we were training for something terrifying and elite, and there was a huge and intimidating butler who would sit with us around this round table while we ate breakfast. he went on to explain to us that he had been trying to be more polished, and went off on a tangent about how his husband died. apparently, the man had been chosen to work with dan and phil, and had done so, and the very next day he had died in a car crash.

when we were told about dan and phil, everyone laughed an awkward little laugh, even the butler.

so the storyline moved on to a random class trip to the circus. there was this one sort of outcasty kid who nobody wanted to sit with, and he was small and quiet and patient, so people literally picked him up and passed him back and back and back until he was a row or two behind us. his name started with a T, and this girl win took him under her wing.

there was this one circus performer who came up under the seats (these were bleacher-esque benches) and tapped me on the shoulder. she was like...getting me out because some wild ass shit was going on and i was needed. 

AND i forgot to mention the sort of children police in the silver-bones man thing who were bossing people around. they were just bossy kids who were a "junior police force" and were more proud of it than they should have been.

it had so much backstory. i woke up at 4 to write it all down. i'm going to write it into a story or interlocking mix of stories, minus the dan and phil calling a hit on the butler's husband part because that's just fucking wild. in the dream, i was sort of not paying attention so i barely heard the bit about the car accident (it could have been some other manner of death) but dan and phil were DEFINITELY behind it.

it was like a movie. i swear to god it was that cinematic and in-depth and sense-making except for the butler’s goddamn husband’s death.

#the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks #the goblin writes

[newyorkcitywater]

macbeth died as he lived: through technicalities

#macbeth #shakespeare #willy shakes #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks #if you must reblog one post- let it be this

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is mr luke skywalker with the robot hand not cool hand luke

#luke skywalker #star wars #have i been misinformed #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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the entire world’s knowledge is contained inside wikihow and yahoo answers

#yahoo answers #wikihow #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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“Beware the Ides of March,” they said,

And bad old Caesar wound up dead;

“Beware the Ides of March,” they said,

Five million Russians had no bread;

“Beware the Ides of March,” they say,

“For on this awful fifteenth day,

You’re more at risk for rotten luck

Like being lost without a buck.”

So be careful, and for safety’s sake

On March 15th, go take a break

From all activities that foil

Your stay upon this mortal coil.

Don’t be dumb! Just stay in bed.

Pull the blankets o’er your head.

Be patient, cautious, and discreet.

Don’t swan-dive into wet concrete.

Stay safe, for both your sake and mine;

On March 15th, don’t cross a line.

#the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin writes #the goblin speaks

[newyorkcitywater]

 a little tv pixel art

#the plaguepit goblin's own #aesthetic #pixel art #pixel

[newyorkcitywater]

why im a good girlfriend

1. i own all the lip balm so you can smell the one that smells like strawberry starbursts

2. i can and will kill you

#the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks #make her popular

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hey uh killjoys if thats what yall are called the blog name @my-chemical-owomance is currently free so snap that shit up asap if you have discerning taste

#killjoys #mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #killjoy #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks #this has been a psa

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highlights from the ninth grade macbeth scenes at my school:

the one kid who walked across the stage, shouted “COMMUNIST RUSSIA,” and then left, who was very clearly just there to validate the fur coats and the USSR national anthem playing when Malcolm was crowned king

the kid who played Lady Macduff’s son wanted me to drag him across the stage, and when i didn’t, he’d look over at me every time someone else got dragged across the stage like :/

the sheer number of people who got egged by aforementioned kid (the eggs were fake but painful, no need to worry

in the communist russia scene, one kid’s sword shattered and it wasn’t even planned

the kid who did the porter scene took off his shoes, and then his winter jacket, and finally his suit jacket, and fell down drunk at least three times throughout the scene

the girl who asked me “do i look like a southern lady macbeth?” when we were getting ready

also the sheer number of people who used nerf guns in the last battle between macduff and macbeth

and finally, props to these two guys who played roughly five parts each

#macbeth #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks

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Soulmate’s name on the right wrist, enemy’s name on the left. That’s how it is. That’s how it’s always been.

When your enemy tattoo flickers between name after name after name after name after name after name and your soulmate tattoo is nonexistent?

That is not how it’s always been.

#writing prompt #the plaguepit goblin's own

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kl*nce stans when they see red and blue next to each other:

#klance #the plaguepit goblin's own #the goblin speaks #if i get discourse over this i swear i will build a response in minecraft