#the series would have been so much shorter if they werent in denial

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

#the series would have been so much shorter if they werent in denial #and when he finally gets claimed: nah this bitch ain't it #even annabeth thought he was a child of zeus #girl you were DRENCHED IN TOILET WATER?? #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hcs #pjo funny #annabeth chase #pjo hc #pjo headcanon #pjo headcanons #grover underwood #percabeth headcanon #percabeth #chiron #pjo incorrect text posts #incorrect pjo textposts #pjo textposts