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crabcollectorskykid · 1 year

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May I request a fic about vet!skykid reader and the sully family, where reader goes out with the kids and spider, when they get ambushed by Quradrinth (idk if I spelt it right), and they get taken with spider. And Quradrinth’s crew starts to run experiments on them to see what they are. Later they end up taking reader with Spider when they hunt the Tulkun. Then when Lo’ak and Neteyam go back for Spider, they save reader as well. (Also, Neteyam doesn’t get shot.) Everyone goes back to the Metakiyan clan and gets patched when the Sully see that reader has a lot injuries from the experiments?

"I wanna go home.."

Sully family + spider x vet!reader

Genre: angst/comfort

Warnings: violence,death threats,experiments,war?,near death,lots of injuries,swearing,a bit brutal about a certain procedure for (___)

Pronouns: they/them

You guys...I love you guys so much, I absolutely love this kind of angst request where reader gets hurt. I like torturing people in fanfics so this is perfect but I'll try not to make it too brutal with the experiments, ENJOY THE FOOD ANGST LOVERS. Also note that the reader will be a bit shorter than spider

"where's spider and (___)?" Jake asked kiri who was crying "they took them. They took spider and (___)." Kiri sobbed between the sentence, neytiri was comforting her by hugging her "...shit."

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"STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING THEM!" Spider yelled witnessing the crew doing experiments on (___) who was chained on a bed. What kind of experiments you might say, well glad you asked it involves using sharp tools,needles,lots of blood samples,and other things you don't wanna know. "STOP IT PLEASE" spider begged trying to get out of the chair he was strapped into, they eventually stopped the experiments but (___) was barely moving hell I don't think they're even concious, spider quickly went to their side trying to wake them up "s-shit, dude wake up don't die on me just yet. C'mon stand up!" Spider panicked, he didn't wanna lose you yet. You were the only person he knows in the room. Once again they took spider and strapped him in the chair, they took (___) and strapped them in a machine. They turned it on and the things infront of him started circling and the fact it has lights made it worse since a headache started occuring, not even just a headache it felt like your head was about to explode so you started doing everything you can to get out of the machine. The lady with a hat started talking "where is Jake sully?" She said hoping to get an answer but you didn't talk you can't.

"stop it please!" Spider pleaded, the longer you were in that machine the harder for you to stay up "y'know this will all stop if you just tell us where he is." The lady said but you barely heard the words she said, everything EVERYTHING was barely there you can't see,hear,or even comprehend clearly, not with this thing on you "their mind is blank, it's all blurry." The lady said looking at the hologram of your brain". "THEY CANT TALK, STOP IT YOURE GONNA KILL THEM!" spider pleaded again noticing that (___) was moving in and out of consciousness, they also stopped struggling which was very weird. Quaritch can't bare to hear spider again and stopped the machine, this made the lady look at quaritch with a look of confused and a bit of anger. (___) was unconscious and had a nosebleed, spider managed to get out of the chair and went to (___) side who was on the ground in a bad condition. "general, let me handle these." Quaritch said the general looked a bit shock and said "this better be worth it."

Spider was in a room with a table in the middle, he went under it somewhat giving him comfort that he's safe but what he is worrying right now is (___) they were nowhere to be seen and that made him worried what could've to them. Were they dead?are they alive?are they doing experiments on them again? All those questions were not helping him in the current situation he is in. The door opened which made him defensive and hugged himself, the person crouch down and saw it was the guy who stopped the machine but even tho he did that he was not gonna trust him that easily. Once he saw he was going to the other side of the table he took the chance to try and escape but unfortunately the blue caught caught what he was doing and quickly grabbed him from going further "whoa whoa, easy tiger easy." He said putting him on the table that was weirdly gentle since he thought he was gonna be rough, spider was about to do it again but a big blue hand stopped him from doing so. He tried escaping the hand by lashing out trying to push his hand out of the way but he was much bigger and stronger than him so it was quite impossible to do so. So he calmed down a bit, the blue guy raised his hands showing that he wasn't gonna show harm "we good?" He asked, spider looked everywhere BUT him.

*timeskip to where they save spider because I'm in a hurry*

"dude c'mon hurry!" Lo'ak said to spider "wait, (___) is still in there we need to go and get them!" Spider said running inside the ship "lo'ak let's go, like spider said they are still in there!" Neteyam said grabbing lo'aks hand dragging him inside the ship, spider opened a door which leads to the lab (___) was in. They were tied on a wall, they looked weak and in pain so they quickly got them out of it "hey Birdy, don't worry we'll be out of here." Neteyam said cutting the ropes helping you stand up "C'mon let's hurry up or else-" "oi! What are you do-" before the crewman get to finish finish his sentence (___) quickly took the gun from lo'aks hands and shot him "...damn good aim bro." Spider said, all four of them quickly running to find an exit but some of quaritch's crew found them so they quickly his behind the pipes near an open water but they can't just go into it or else they'll get shot, neteyam was trying to shoot the crew "GO GO!" Neteyam yelled spider and lo'ak quickly jumped but (___) stayed not wanting to leave neteyam. Soon after the bullets ran out and they had to jump "when I count to 3 we jump." Neteyam said looking at (___) who nodded "1,2,3!" Both of them quickly jump, the crew trying to shoot them. "There you guys are, c'mon hurry up." Spider said swimming lo'ak was about to follow him but saw neteyam holding (___) up "w-whats wrong?" He asked knowing damn well what happened "they got shot." Neteyam said holding (___) up more since it looks like they were starting to choke on the water "hurry, over here!" Tsiyera said who was riding her ilu, neteyam quickly swam towards it and laid (___) there. He quickly started to look for the gunshot wound and in relief that they just got hit in the shoulder and not somewhere major.

"kiri and Tuk is still there." Tsiyera said lo'ak looked a bit hesitant and said "we can't go back." He said the iku swimming faster.

The gang saw Jake landing on a rock which made them shout at him so they can get his attention "Dad! Help!" Lo'ak said making the ilu go towards him, neteyam was at the back holding (___) up while putting pressure on their wound "Please!" Tsiyera pleaded, you looked young, too young and you were losing alot of blood, you are not gonna die young. Once they were close enough Jake helped them get (___) of the ilu and made them lay on the rock, Jake gentle looked at (___)'s back and sighed "the bullet didn't went through, t-that's good." He stuttered a bit stress by the situation "lo'ak put pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding." He said, lo'ak quickly followed his demand putting pressure on the wound, he saw that the gunshot wasn't the only thing that harmed you but cuts and bruises were scattered around your body making him worried what quaritch had done to you, he looked at spider and asked "what happened to them, why are they covered in bruises?" Spider looked a bit puzzled and said "i-i can expl-" but before he could finish his sentence neytiri went down on ikran and went by Jake side "what happened, are they ok?" Neytiri asked a bit worried, neytiri considered as one of her own she basically raised after you lost your own home and kept you under her wing, she watch you grew and seeing you in this state made her angry on who hurted a "harmless" angel like you "kiri and tuk are still in the ship." Tsiyera said, Jake and neytiri looked at eachother and nodded neteyam was about to tell them that he's gonna follow but Jake beat him to it "all of you stay here and monitor (___)'s condition." Jake knelt down on one knee infront of lo'ak and neteyam "right now I need you guys to protect (___) from any harm, that is an order. So please, don't fail this one mission for me." He said rubbing both of lo'aks and Neteyam's head.

*timeskip to the village*

The family reach the village and saw tonowari and Ronal who were waiting for them tonowari was about to speak but Jake quickly stopped him "I need you to help them please" Jake pleaded, Ronal quickly led them to a marui where medical stuff were prepared. The metkayinas watch as Ronal patched up the cuts and bruises you had but she was frustrated at the gun wound, Tsiyera was hugging lo'ak looking away from the scene because she can't seem to ahndle seeing (___) in pain afterall you were simply a child "the gun wound is too deep, I don't have the right equipments to get it out and it looks like they don't have much time if the gun wound isn't treated." Ronal said looking at Jake, neytiri closed her mouth and cried. Jake quickly thought and said "I need my friend norm to come here and help me with this." Jake said to tonowari who was a bit hesitant whether to say yes or no "please, I need them alive. They are still too young to die." Jake pleaded again, tears was pricking up in his eye, tonowari looked at Ronal for an answer who suprisingly nodded her head "alright." Tonowari nodded.

"give me the tweezers (I think that's what they call it)." Norm said as they quickly handed it to him, he hesitated a bit and Jake noticed it "w-whats wrong?" He stuttered not liking on what's going to happen, norm sighed and had a stern look. "Kiddo, what I'm going to do will be a bit painful. Can you take it?" Norm asked he didn't want you to die but this was gonna be painful without anaesthesia, once he saw you slightly nod he prepared them "take the children away-take them away!" Norm yelled at the metkayinas and neteyam who had Tuk, norm rarely gets serious like this so Jake was a bit nervous "I'm gonna count to three. 1,2,3!" Once he finished counting he put the tweezers inside your shoulder trying to find the bullet as quickly as he can, the tweezers touching your flesh,nerves,and bones made you feel an unbearable pain. You tried to hold it in but you can't you simply just can't, all you could do was let out a blood curdling scream that made the na'vis have goosebumps from. Neytiri and Jake was affected by it the most since you were like their child after they started taking care of you, lo'ak had to take Tsiyera away because of how much she was crying. The other metkayinas also went away because they couldn't handle seeing a child let out a bloody scream, some even covered their mouths, and some even muttered pitiness.

You were mumbling 'stop' 'please' 'it hurts' but they can't do anything, neytiri was crying as she was trying to comfort you and calm you down. All of them felt helpless,useless as they watch you experience the pain, hell even Ronal felt sorry for you and as for tonowari he had the look of horror. You might be thinking, is it really that bad? Yes, yes it is. I could animate but I simply cannot animate something disturbing but finally norm took out the bullet, he quickly instructed them clean the wound and patch them while he prepares for the sedate. Ah I see, why did he not do it in the first place? The dumbass helicopter just arrived with it, that's what.

Jake and tonowari talked to eachother while Ronal and neytiri was talking to each other, Ronal was comforting neytiri after the experience (look man, I want them as besties not enemies-). "Gosh for once I'm glad I was not there to experience that." Neteyam said after lo'ak explained the situation about the procedure, aonung looked like he was about to puke "was it really that bad?" Lo'ak asked he didn't get to see the whole procedure because he went away, aonung shot a glare at him and puked "bold of you to say that, I EXPERIENCED THE WHOLE THING!" he yelled the last part before puking again "the poor child, what had they done to experience that? They looked too young too!" Tsiyera said wiping her tears, she sent a glare towards aonung and said "aonung, don't you dare make fun of them unless you want me to snitch you on mom." She said, even if her eyes were full of tears when they were walking away she still saw a glimpse of her mother's face which was filled with sadness and horror "don't worry I won't, not after they went through that." He responded

After all of them calmed down, the sully and the tonowari's family were talking to each other, you were in a small mattress and a pillow was on your head and kiri&Tuk was by your side doing your hair, something comfortable is important after experiencing something like that "spider, can you tell me what happened to (___)?" Jake asked once more and spider sighed "They kept on experimenting on them trying to find out what they are,they kept putting strange liquids in their body and basically tortured them if they didn't talk. The cuts were from the experiments and the bruises were from uhm, quaritch's crew beating up (___) if they didn't talk.." the explanation made Jake furious he was quite literally muttering threats under his breath but neytiri calmed him down "ma'jake, it's ok they are gone now. They are dead." Neytiri said silently happy that she didn't held back her anger when they were fighting in the ship finding their daughters. Spider had a look of guiltiness but no one saw that, I don't think he has the courage to say it afterall, he doesn't wanna be skinned alive by the sully family after they found out he saved their number one enemy.

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insertcoolermonikerhere · 1 year

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Running Out of Time

One shot/ficlet based off @trubblegumm's ROTTMNT Bloodbath AU (and when I say 'based off' I mean I took his fantastic Running Out of Time animatic and ran with it)

TW for death, mild to moderate gore, kidnapping

Make no mistake.

Leo fully understood that the swing of that ōdachi he'd grabbed from Mikey's bag was going to kill.

He just wasn't prepared for it slice through the yōkai's skin like it was paper. And maybe he hadn't fully processed that he was planning on killing them in the first place.

He wasn't panicking.

But the blood slicking his hands was on his face now, too (because he'd put it there, he'd nearly dropped the sword and he'd tried not to gag because it reminded him of things he didn't want to be thinking about but that was fine, his dad wasn't like that anymore, that was a mistake when he was kid, it was... fine), and Mikey had hooked an arm through his and-

"Am I..."

"Hey, Leo, c'mon, we've got to go, we can't be here-"

"Am I running out of time?"

"Time for what," Mikey hissed, pulling harder until Leo started following behind, stumbling after the box turtle and trying (desperately) not to look at the corpse behind them.

Time for them. He was- Mikey had taken that family photo, there was a photo of them all, out there, Spirit knows where, and his father (Splinter, Splinter was going to-) was going to see it and Leo had promised he was going to bring back his brothers but, but, but-

Mikey was with Draxum (the one who had mutated his dad. The one who had created him. A weapon. The guy who was going to use him and his brothers—and he did have brothers now, he found them—to destroy humanity, or warp it or, or, or any number of terrible things and-).

Donnie was with Big Mama (and wasn't that just crazy? The jorōgumo Splinter had loved until she'd thrown him into a pit of death where he had to fight for his survival day in and day out—she was lucky he could fight—until she was careless enough to lose him to another yōkai who only wanted him for his DNA), and Raph-

Raph was with the Foot. The clan he'd grown up hearing horific stories about—the Shredder and Karai, locked away in another dimesion, doomed to fight one another to the end of time (and if he was right, and he was usually right when it came to things like this, even his father would admit he had a good tactical mind, Raph was going to be the one wearing the Dark Armour if and when the Foot managed to retrieve all the pieces. Splinter guarded the helmet he carried with everything he had. He'd raised Leo to know that it was more important than his life, if that's what it came down to), of the Kraang locked away on yet another plane of existence, original crafters of the Kuroi Yōroi and world-destroyers.

Leo was running on borrowed time. Because once Splinter found out who had taken in Leo's brothers (because Leo doubted he would ever claim them as his sons, not after he learned the truth), there was no way Leo would be allowed to interact with them again. Three of his father's greatest tormentors.

"For us," he nearly hissed at Mikey, who just grit his teeth and sprinted down the winding corridor, "for this."

"We've got to go, Leo- we have to leave, Draxum's looking for me and Donnie says Big Mama is doing the same-"

"I know, I know," Leo growled. "I know, there's no way they're not, just- hurry. We need-"

"To find Donnie and Raph, yeah."

Donnie was never going to know why Raph decided to dip his hands in the half-congealed blood pooled around the yōkai's body.

Raph rose to his feet, eyes transfixed on his hands. "Whatever you're doing," he rasped, gaze flicking from Donnie's face to obvious sword wound across the yōkai's front, "do it faster."

"I'm upping the tempo as much as I can, oh dear estranged brother," Donnie turned away from the gruesome sight, opening the computer on his wristband.

"We have to find them before someone else does. Do you think Leo did this...?"

"What else does it look like, Raph?" He exhaled heavily through his nose, trying not to breath in the stench of bodily waste the corpse was exuding. "I know you haven't seen him fight, but he's dangerous. I don't know what this guy did to deserve this, though."

Raph ground his teeth loud enough for Donnie to wince. "Faster, please."

"I'm trying!"

Baron Draxum made a point not to engage in Big Mama's affairs.

Baron Draxum made a point not to engage in the Foot's affairs.

Right up until a photo of Rapheal and Donetello showed up on Big Mama's phone after half a week of nothing following the group photo Michealango had sent to the Baron.

Three of the kappa had been identified—Michealangelo, one of the two left behind when Lou Jitsu had fled the Baron's laborartory, Rapheal, one of the two the movie star-turned-Battle Nexus Champion had taken with him, and Donatello, the one he'd given to Big Mama to repay his debt to her, for stealing her Champion in the first place.

Which left the one in blue.

"His name is Donatello, he's my son, he's fourteen," Big Mama hissed at the Lieutenant and Brute standing in front of her, clicking her pincers nervously, "I know he was with you, I have a photo, right here-" the cloaking brooch she had hidden in her cravat activated, and her frankly gigantic form shrank down to the slightly less threatening form of a human female, brandishing her phone in the two men's faces, "look, that big red one, he's yours, yes?"

The Lieutenant sighed, running a hand down his face. "He wasn't with us- Raphie ran off a few days ago, we haven't seen him since-"

"I need a good cup of coffee," the Foot Brute standing behind him grumbled, and Draxum would have found it funnier if he hadn't been busy doing something other than chattering and throwing around baseless accusations.

If he hadn't flipped to the wrong (right?) page of the book he was pouring over.

(Which left the one in blue).

The blue ribbon he'd marked the page with was what had originally caught his attention.

Then, the Hamato clan symbol directly next to it. The mythic clan that had trapped the Shredder in a prison dimension not dissimilar to the one the Kraang were held in, the one he had discovered Lou Jitsu—Hamato Yoshi, really—had belonged to just prior to his kidnapping (rescuing...? The warrior had seemed to come along willingly enough), the one with the mystic abilities that died out amongst humankind centuries ago and yet somehow persisted in this nearly-nothing clan living out of Japan in the second millenia.

The blue ribbon.

(Which left the one in blue).

He pulled his own phone out of his pocket.

(Which left the one in blue).

The blue ribbon shone under the lighting of Big Mama's office.

Donatello. Michealangelo. Rapheal.

And the one in blue.

One of the two Yoshi had managed to carry out the lab with him.

The only one that hadn't resurfaced afterwards.

"Big Mama-"

Which left the one in blue.

Raised by an assassin with a vendetta. And now with access to each of their weak spots.

#bloodbath au #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt bloodbath au #lio writes

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chidoroki · 7 months

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182 Days of TPN - Day 178

Chapter 178: "To the Human World"

As sweet as it is to have Mujika & Sonju rush all the way from the capital to the GF plantation to wish the children one last goodbye, I can't help but think of the surprised Pikachu meme whenever I see this panel of Ray. He matches it perfectly.

Kinda glad we don't linger on the tragic events of the previous chapter long, like yeah, I don't need to shed any more tears about it, but also having Mujika completely switch topics as if the loss wasn't highly depressing is lowkey hilarious. Also, that one shot of the plantation shows the outer bridge again somehow even though it was clearly destroyed back in ch167.

I'm assuming Oliver, Violet & all the other GP kids already know about the golden water because Lucas might have told them about it when he ventured underground with Emma? It's not like any of them saw the literal Goldy Pond themselves since it was locked behind the door that required the WM pen to open and none of the residents had one until Emma showed up, but whatever. The only one of them I could imagine getting a peak of the golden water themselves is Nigel since he went below the windmill to set off the self destruct button in the control room that was right next to said pond. Anyways, if this is the place the Ratri clan used to transport stuff between worlds, can't y'all just use the stairs too? I dunno why but I can't imagine them using the Seven Wall method every time, or that they would even know how to complete the ritual in the first place. Emma only activated that to advise the demon god they're all ready to implement the promise and cross over.

Phil asking the very important questions that we're all dreading the answers to! Though I'm wondering again how he knew of the deal in the first place. I figure he and all the other children at GF were told about the promise off panel by the escapees sometime after they were all reunited or perhaps that little tidbit of information was something Phil heard about from Andrew. Who knows. I certainly don't. I can love this series with all my heart but by no means do I have an abundance of knowledge of every tiny detail.

I can't and won't say Emma's lying here because she isn't. She answers Phil's questions with full confidence and very truthfully, it's just.. not the full truth, which is clever on her part to just give the answers they're wondering about instead of all the extra fine details because her family definitely wouldn't allow her to carry such a burden, as they outwardly express to her a bit later.

I can imagine Emma revealing the price of the reward so casually, like "oh, the demon god actually wants you guys," or something similar which makes everyone's freak out even funnier in my head.

Thankfully, her family is off limits due to how Emma phrased the new promise to include all the cattle children to cross over to the human world, so the reward is.. "nothing." It's so anti-climatic that no one believes it. I praise Emma's master actor skills very highly and will probably do so again in a couple pages, but this undoubtedly one of her weaker performances. C'mon honey, I know the past couple days have been real hectic but surely you had some downtime between all the traveling to and from the capital to think up a better story. (and Violet totally swears there. don't even question it. perfectly in character.)

I love how everyone continues to be skeptical as the lie continues to grow. If the reward was really that simple, then Emma wouldn't have had a reason to hide the reward from Ray when he first asked about it during ch144. If it was all good news and truly free from any sort of sacrifices, then I'm sure she would've been delighted to tell him everything she and the demon god discussed.

She's certainly not wrong. Just because the cursed blood will be shared amongst all the demons so they won't degenerate, doesn't mean that'll cure their cravings for human meat. Sonju is a perfect example of that. I also love how enthusiastically everyone is nodding their heads to Norman's words. The fact everyone would give up their freedom in the human world just to stay behind in the demon world with Emma is so precious. It would've been interesting to see all the humans live normal lives (as "normal" as they could possibly get anyway) in the demon world and whether or not they could actually coexist with the demons. I guess the second season sorta did that during that final episode slideshow where it had the fullscore trio and Lambda crew stay behind for a couple years before crossing over, but that was poorly done and covered the later story arcs instead of everyone living freely so that attempt doesn't count.

It's so wholesome to see everyone celebrate like this because Emma is still telling the truth here. They really really deserve to be excited and hopeful for their new lives in the human world.

It's so reassuring to know that the boys are still feeling just as suspicious about this reward as the entire fandom did.

The doubts don't last for much longer though since Emma starts speaking from her heart and we all know how motivating and optimistic she is when that happens. Emma has lied and put on great performances in the past in order to hide her real intentions, so the fact she's being completely true to herself and her feelings here is impressive since no one, not even Norman or Ray, could detect any other uncertainties about the reward with how efficiently she puts their wondering minds at ease.

Well I'm sure as hell not. (I do love this panel of her though.)

Relativity by M. C. Escher, but make it pretty and magical.

Sorry to say but she's definitely gonna forget you, Mujika. Not by choice of course, but consequently. I'll never get over that bittersweet smile of Emma's either.

Totally gonna be bias but I'm absolutely thrilled everyone ended up in what is essentially this world's version of New York. Aside from that, I was beyond worried about Emma obviously missing as she was previously holding onto Phil's hand for several pages before everyone crossed over, but I tried hard to push away all the anxious feelings by thinking of how exciting it would be to see the kids explore one of the world's largest cities. You know, after they find our very special sunshine child first of course. That's top priority.

Favorite panel/moment:

I love how these two panels blend into one another. Makes me wanna believe that Emma was in two places at once, as silly as that idea is, but she either used the ritual to just signal the demon god that everyone's ready or took a quick trip there and back to tell Him personally. It's probably the former (since I doubt there's still an active full moon), but the latter would've been a bit funny to see her disappear for an instant then have her return just as quickly.

#the promised neverland #tpn manga #182daysoftpn #chidoroki used chatter

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pasteloctoz · 11 months

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Day 3 of Redacted “What Ifs”- Mafia au (part two)

(LONG POST- the first two paragraphs were copy and pasted from part one)

So this was very widely requested, which I was NOT opposed to. Except for the fact that the only couple I had in mind was Gavin and FL. SO- Imma try to explain how I have the main groups set up first, then I’ll explain the individual character’s roles, and after that, I'll Explain how each of the couples met.

The Damn Crew is their own group of freelance mercenaries (Ik I’m so funny). They don’t belong to any clans or packs, they just get hired for different jobs and collect their money. The Shaw Pack is one of the bigger mafia groups as well as The Solaire Clan. Usually, packs and clans don’t get along with each other that well (woah werewolf and vampire drama) but, when David was a kid, Gabe established a peaceful friendship with The Solaire Clan (Gabe and William were buddies).

Also- I’m very sorry for procrastinating. It was the first week of summer for me and I was either very busy or sleeping off the burnout. Enjoy part two!

The Damn Crew was last time, today is The Shaw Pack.

Milo- Whether He’s in his wolf form or not, this man is RUTHLESS to whoever he comes across. He’s protective of his pack and doesn’t trust anyone (a lot less than he does in the og storyline). He prefers his wolf form, though he only gets to use it on certain occasions for jobs. Apart from being emotionless on the job, he’s his usual self in any other situation. After warming up to SH, he would be the biggest softie around them. Personally, I’d think that he would shift a lot more at home since he likes it better. So I can just imagine Milo and SH cuddling with Milo in wolf form and SH buried in his fur.

Sweetheart- Okay so I genuinely can’t see them being anything BUT a badass. Even more, than they are in the og storyline. I’d see them as a spy or hitman instead of a detective. Unlike other hitmen, they’d want to find out more about their target before they pursue anything. They're the kind of people to be in it to make the world better. The money is an added bonus to them. Usually, if they find nothing about the person, they'll let the person know anonymously that someone has it out for them. Otherwise, they'll quickly and quietly make work of their target. Ofc, they're the silent killer type- c'mon they're a stealth!

Asher- He works more on selling the goods. Ofc he'll help organize hitmen and send people off to be taken care of, but for the most part, he makes sure that the things he's selling go to where they need to go. Otherwise, he leads a fairly normal life. For the most part, he prefers to keep Baabe and his job separate. The first person in the pack to know abt him and Baabe was David because- hello? Davids the alpha!??!? Ofc he'd be the only one to know for a while. Only once Milo shared he had a partner in the business, Asher shared he also had a partner with the rest of the pack.

Baaabe- They lead a pretty normal life, they work an office job and have a few jobs on the side. Because of how many jobs they have and the fact they're still in college working towards a doctor's degree in teaching, they're always high on caffeine. It took meeting Asher for them to quit one of their jobs and actually get some sleep. Though, they still try to sneak in a few extra hours of work time. Asher usually finds out and then they both fall asleep on the couch together.

David- The man is pretty much his original character, except a lot colder. That’s honestly all the character’s personalities for this one but, it's fine I'm not being redundant (I hope). Anyways, he's the same guy around his pack with the tsundere asshole vibes. To business partners, he tries not to show any weakness. Best way to say this is that this man has got walls put all the way up to anyone except his pack. Though, around William it’s different. The Solaire clan has been like a second family to him and the pack, especially since Gabe passed. David might be a little more distant to William than he was to his dad, but both he and William tell each other almost everything. To say the least, William is like a second dad without even trying. He’d never replace Gabe, nor would he want to, but when the other needs them, they’ll be there.

Angel- This mf is like the oblivious kinda guy that walks into traffic but instead of cars, it's the mafia. Their friends are somewhat in the business, and therefore Angel is always getting themselves into the stupidest shit. The funny thing is- they’re always very oddly calm about it.

“Yo, wake up, we kidnapped you”

“Huh? Oh. cool.”

“Aren’t you gonna scream or something?”

“Nah, this happens pretty regularly. I have a presentation tomorrow so I can’t go damaging my pretty lungs.”

Once they meet David, though the conversation goes more like this:

“Hey kid, wake up, we’re gonna kill you”

“Hahaha very funny.”

“Wha- You’re not scared?”

“I’m sorry man, but you fucked up.”

“What do you mean?”

“You mess with me, you mess with the alpha of the Shaw pack.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Not unless you call the man standing behind you an omega.”

Milo and SH are gonna be the narratives for today! I thought for these posts I’d write little narratives for you guys just like I did on the last one so here you go!

Milo and Sweetheart(you)-

It’s been a few weeks since you were offered a recent job. It paid a lot, so you found yourself interested. Why would someone pay such a bounty for a singular guy? You had spent countless hours researching, stalking, and watching him. He was a werewolf. You know that much, but whether he was an innocent caught up in some shit or belonged to the Shaw pack you didn’t know.

The Shaw pack was one of the most famous packs in Dahlia. Not only were they famous in Dahlia, but also among the mafia. They were pretty good at keeping their members, except the main family, secret from the public’s eye. Only second best to the Solaire clan. Though, considering William Solaire only had two progeny and a few hundred more years of experience than David Shaw, it made sense.

You thought to yourself while waiting in his apartment. You knew how to get into places without needing a key, so it wasn’t much of a hassle to get in. Ready for him to come home you held your gun at your waist, “Maybe I got here too early…” you thought as you floated slightly over the floor. If you weren’t able to float around, you’d fall right through the floor. Surprisingly, the werewolf didn’t live with his pack, which made it easier to catch him alone. Though, it also made it harder to get into his apartment since he was on the 5th floor. It was challenging- to say the least- to sit in an elevator while incorporeal.

Finally, you heard the jingling of keys and the lock rattle a few times before the door opened. On instinct, you went Intangible, you were used to not being seen. That was your first mistake, you had given yourself away. He looked around and you got a glimpse of his expression. Poker face. You thought, “It’s now or never,” and pressed your gun against his forehead as you became tangible again. “Milo Greer, are you a part of the Shaw Pack?”

“Who the fuck are you?” Shit. He had the same adorably pissed face he usually wore when out and about.

“Answer the question,” you stared at him with the straightest face you could, “and I’ll decide whether or not to kill you.”

“Why should I?” Of course, he’s the type to push his luck with you.

“Because I have a gun pressed against your forehead, I’m skilled at stealth magic, and I might be armed with even more than just a gun.”

“You’re a stealth?” He smirked at you, you couldn’t tell how he felt about the situation.

You pressed the gun against his forehead, and he finally put his hands up, “Answer the. Fucking. Question.”

“Who's. Asking.”

You sighed, he wouldn’t give up. “If you NEED to know, I’m a hitman. But luckily for an asshole like you, I prefer to do a little research on my targets before I go ahead and kill them,” you watched the rest of him if he tried anything, “Right now, I’m deciding whether or not you’re guilty of the little crimes against a pack that my client accuses you of.”

“I’ve done a lot of things, what pack specifically?” He spoke so calmly… damn his accent was soothing.

“Can’t say. They applied anonymously. Now you need to answer my question.”

He sighed, “Yes. I am a member of the Shaw Pack.”

You could tell he was bracing himself for it, but you pulled away, getting an alcohol wipe from your pocket and hastily wiping the gun off. There was a moment of silence before you looked at him and turned around toward the door.

“Hold up,” you paused mid-step, “You’re not gonna say anything? No explanation?”

“I think it’s pretty clear,” you spoke to him, eager to leave.

“Really? Well then, why don’t you explain to me why the hell you broke into my apartment?”

You sighed again, “Like I said, Someone asked me to kill you, but I respect your pack. So, I gave you a second chance.”

He smirked, “For me? You shouldn’t have!” The sarcastic remark made you want to tell him to fuck off, but something about his expression stopped you.

“You’re not special, I do this for every target. Now can I go?”

“Fine,” you turned around and made your way to the door, “But, if you find out who’s targeting my pack, update me, sweetheart.”

You felt your face flush, but like the entire time you had been talking to him, you stayed calm, “Can’t promise anything, asshole. Though… you’re not too bad yourself,” you turned around and phased through the door. What had you just started? You didn’t know, nor did you really care. This was new and exciting. You couldn’t wait to see what this would turn into.

Asher and Baaabe-

They’d have a pretty normal meeting. Maaaybe it’s exactly the same way they met in the og story, but I’d like to think they met at a coffee shop. Typical, ik, but just hear me out- So, Baabe works at the coffee shop part-time, and Asher likes making coffee runs for the pack every once in a while. By the fifth time, Baabe had memorized the orders everyone usually got and as soon as Asher walked in, Baabe had already rung his order up. After a while, they began to mutually flirt with each other and Asher got Baabe’s number. It took a while for them to find a good day for a date because both of their schedules are insane, but when they finally did, they got to know each other better. Specifically, Asher decided to tell them all about the Shaw pack and that he was a werewolf. This man did not hesitate one bit once they were alone either. (It’s why we love him though)

David and Angel-

Angel being the dumbass they are is always getting into shit because of a past with a few hitmen or whatever. So, when David and Angel meet, it’s a little chaotic. Angel seems way too calm and that freaks David out. This time Angel actually gets hurt and is scared stiff since, miraculously, that's never happened before. David finds them hiding, with a shot leg after everything is over with, and reluctantly takes them to his house. Angel had been in and out of conscience for a while after that. The week or so following that, David and Angel got to know each other and Angel got to see David’s soft side. Eventually, they had to part ways, but Angel eventually found ways to see David more and scored a date with him. From there it’s pretty much the same, with Angel being a dumbass every once in a while and getting caught by a hitman or two again.

THAT'S ALL JESUS THAT TOOK A WHILE

Again, really sorry for this coming so late, things got really crazy there for a second and if I wanted to post part two I really shoulda started with the Solaire clan but whatever- HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS HAVE A GREAT DAY :DDDDD

#redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted what ifs #redacted shaw pack #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted baaabe #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted fanfic #redacted brainrot

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agoddamn · 2 years

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I KNOW that Nart history is the narrative equivalent of those cartoon long shots where the characters go full meduka that you were clearly never intended to zoom in on but like. I can't get over it

Like ok even with the most uncharitable interpretations of the Senju bros...I just can't buy the idea that giving the Uchiha the police force was some kind of long con. No sane person would ever go "run the police force for me (mwahaha you'll be useless there twenty years in the future!!)" That's some 'I read the script'-level planning. Even if they were like "lol the cop job sucks" at the inception of Konoha, they would have no way whatsoever to know that things would be the same thirty years later. It's just not possible for anyone to plan for that

Furthermore THOSE two guys in particular are not that fuckin' smart. These two guys are both so dumb that they died on the front lines as heads of state! They're not meme-stupid, but they're not flawless-twenty-year-xanatos-gambit types

The fact that Madara's just like "it pushed us to the side!" without any real concrete complaint is...God, it makes him look like a quitter! I don't know any other way to put it. It makes him sound like he expected to keep accruing status without actually doing anything post-founding. He wasn't inventing infrastructure, he wasn't inventing jutsu, he wasn't building ties with other clans--why did you expect to keep accruing power, Madara?

Look, if you're in the most corrupt career known to mankind and you can't figure out a way to leverage power that's a you problem! Even the most legally hamstrung police force has incredible potential for abuse thanks to the scope of information they have access to

Like...the Uchiha are dirty enough to plan a coup, but they won't blackmail some politicians? Lean on people for protection money? C'mon! These people are supposed to be mad they don't have power but they have no apparent ambition whatsoever!

And if you take a hard look at the timeline Madara was only in the village, what, less than ten years? Maybe five in most reckonings? That's ten minutes in politics-time! Particularly pre-internet politics-time! He looks so fucking silly!

BELIEVE IT

#nart opinions #naruto #bootsmeta #senju tobirama

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tsuki-sennin · 1 year

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Beep Boop. Long time, no see, Tarou! My loathsome copy! Momo... Momota Saburo? Can I call Don Killer that? Don Hakai? Would perhaps Don Amour be appropriate? Don Magia? Don Ark?

He's a robot, is my point.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Murasame-kun goes a little cray cray once in a while, but he's okay!

-...oh Christ, I forgot Miho was back.

-Christ Tarou, do you ever have a quiet day free of shenanigans?

-Just kidding, I love you *chu*

-Ohhhhhh, that's a Ryusoul Gold I spy! ...Canalo's like the total opposite of Jirou, now that I think about it.

-Damn, Don Killer's just... totally barehanded, huh?

-Jirou and Haruka are finally paying their tabs! Yatta!

-Oh, and Shinichi and Tsuyoshi too, I guess. ...everybody be sure to set your KijiBro alarms, they will go off sometime soon.

-Jesus Christ, people can't get enough of Don Kaito!

-...neither can I, to be fair, but holy frack

-Terasaki-san! The pleaseman!

-Oh?

-Haruka, don't dig through somebody's possessions!

-Oh hey, that's Kohaku Shida's actual birthday, that's a fun detail

-...that's uh, not Yuuki Beppu's birthday, but we'll run with it!

-Aaaand Hifumi Suzuki's too!

-DON KAITO

-WHY WOULD YOU SET IT TO THOSE DATES YOU FOOL

-Do Not Fucking Press This Fucking Button (TM)

-"...okay." <- Totally gonna press that fucking button.

-ENCOURAGE HIM

-Great to see they're getting along, at least!

-Aaaaaaand, we're in trouble.

-All across the city, people felt a shudder.

-Don Kira!

-Ware wa Meshia nari! Ha ha ha!

-Ooooooooh, I don't know if I said this, but I love that look for Kouhei Higuchi, it looks so pretty.

-Ohhhhhh, he took that very cold.

-Man, that there Don Clan seem very short sighted.

-Oh hey Sononi! So uh, bad news, it's possible that Don Killer's gonna cancel the series by turning all the Donbrothers into meat products of various states of overcooked, but I have good news! I happen to know a talent scout for 765 Productions, always looking for new idols! ...we might need to pull some strings to get you a legal identity, but don't worry. I know a guy, just call this number and ask for a new dust filter for a Hoover MaxExtract-

-Ohhhhh, this dude's a fuckboy!

-Speaking of whom, hello Tsubasa! /j

-"Humans can't hurt me. ...also, your girlfriend is literally still comatose."

-Who's that Hitotsu-ki!

-Ohhhh, this one's very easy! It's a Denge-Ki!

-Don Time!

-Ohhhhh, Sononi knows.

-"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

-"DON KILLER"

-"DON WHAT NOW"

-To be fair, this isn't that different from how Tarou used to treat the squad (Haruka especially) in the beginning.

-You know it's bad when even Tarou says "fuck this, we're outta here!"

-HKJKHKLHG TSUBASA NOOOOO

-Seems pretty fucked up to make the Donbrothers' executioner look like their boss.

-Holy shit, Tarou :(

-Oh hi, Sonoi.

-Yeah, Sononi didn't help us earlier, thanks for that.

-C'mon Tarou, we don't really need that "Stay out of this" right now.

-Ohhhhhhhh, Don Killer's here.

-Banana Pafa.

-Parufaito!

-Banana Parfaio!

Seems like he's enjoying it.

-...Don Kaito, what the fuck

-Ohhhh, seems like that mustard's causing an error.

-"Sonoi, the council already hates us, do you really wanna risk dying over this?"

-"We are saving our boyfriends and Sonoza's weird annoying manga friend."

-So much for "not attacking" Noto, huh?

-SONOI HJKHL

-De-mustarded.

-True Hero.

-Heeeeey, Kaito. Whatcha doin' there?

-Don Killer-Killer.

-Forever Hero?

-Beep!

-Awwwwww, Jirou loves his dad :)

-Helloooo, Crane Lady!

-Hey, so uh... the Don Clan created another massive mess, turns out. Have you considered helping us out, even a little?

-TSUYOSHI'S WRITING A WILL

-OH WELL FUCK THAT I GUESS, VALOR TME

-...oooooor not.

-"OH FUCK, IT'S KIJINO"

-Two fail men can't fight robots.

-Very nice, Shinichi. I will pass this onto my children.

-Is this Don Killer's "execution" method?

-All in the same god-dang ward.

-Terasaki-saaaaan?

-Ohhh.

-JIROU NO-

-Hey there, Haruka.

-Dyin' sure sucks, huh?

-"Manga, huh? ...How dull. Rejected."

-"No dying unless you draw something worthwhile!"

-Donbura Ko!

-HE BIT THE FUCKING SWORD

-Zenryoku Zenkai!

-...Zettai Zetsubou!

-Barf missiles!

-OH?

-Is that

-S

-Saruhara

-Okay, thanks!

-Guess he's helping us now!

-Don Kira Kira!

-Oh sorry Miss Tamaki, we kinda forgot about you.

-Jirou's getting his crunches in!

-Admirable resolve, Tsuyoshi!

-...agonizing pain though.

-Aesthetics!

-QUE BOM! Ryu So Cool!

-Omikoshi Soul! Kyo! Ryu! Soul! Doul! Kono Kanji! Omikoshi!

-Big Bird!

-Here comes the Big One!

-Guess they're just.

-Fighting forever now!

-Oh god, the Kagome motif

-Hooray, Dad's home!

-J

-Jirou, were you

-Folding a penguin just now?

-SONONI JIROU'S INDICATING SOMETHING REAL WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON'T JUST DROP "Let's run away together, Tsubasa-san!" ON ME AND NOT ACT LIKE THIS ISN'T OVERWHELMING ME

-Absolutely insane episode. In a good way at least, as usual.

#donbrothers spoilers #donbrothers #avataro sentai donbrothers #super sentai #don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!

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thebuginthecornerofyourroom · 29 days

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Assassin's Creed Valhalla has done something that used to fuck me up in Oddisey which is to remove the auto-adjustment of the recommended power level in the missions. It fucking destroyed the relative pacing of the game, especially when one has to intertwine the main stories with the DLCs.

In Oddisey, Kassandra can power through the main story with no trouble, but the player tends to leave the DLC content for the end, so you finish saving/losing your day, ma and brother, and then you speedrun the DLC where Kassandra meets, marries, has a kid with and loses this guy whose father is a Master Assassin from the Hidden Ones. You can tell the story and mechanics is designed to be split into 3, and to be played along the main story in order to retain the pacing, but if you don't know that you must play it as soon as it can, it just gets added to a list of quests that keeps readjusting it's recommended level to two under yours, order be damned.

In Valhalla however, the level readjustment doesn't happen, so you can pace the content by regions in a more ordered way. As soon as you conquer the 3rd region of Britain, and the Raven Clan starts, understandably, getting some renown, you get prompted to do, in this order, the Kassandra tie-in adventure in the Ile of Skye, the Irish DLC adventure, and the first part of the hallucination in Asgard. So you get a rest from the English bulshittery, you get to enjoy (or not) some other stuff early on, and then you can continue with the British stuff, although wildly overpowered.

This, of course, raises some discordance in the tone of the narrative.

I mean, in my gameplay, the last time Eivor has seen Sigurd he tells them he's off to Oxfordshire and to meet him there, and the game prompts you to have Eivor: have a date with Sigurd's wife, make some guy King of East Anglia, meet an immortal Greek demigoddess, pacify and unify Ireland and roleplay as Odin, and when you meet him again and he tells you he's met some amazing seer woman, Eivor's reaction is "Really? You've been doing this instead of politics?"

Like, they're right, but c'mon, Eivor

#assassin's creed #assassins creed valhalla #eivor wolfkissed #ubisoft

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meadowmines · 7 months

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OC-Tober Day 2: Impossible

Some Kuroshi/Kei-chan fluff with possible b0ngl0rd69? Tomita sure is an insufferable enough nerd but I haven't decided yet.

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"Oh, shit. Sorry, Yu-chan. I didn't see--shit, wait, I've been sittin' here watchin' this idiot for HOW LONG--"

It is very much on brand for Kei-chan to get caught up in a particularly interesting task and work well beyond closing time, but it isn't like him to do so without calling in. Hence, this.

"Is there a problem?"

"Not an 'emergency' kinda problem, just..." Kei-chan's voice drops to a whisper. "I got a situation. Can ya come in so I can throw ya under the bus about it?"

Not a dangerous situation, by the sound of it. If Kuroshi had to guess, he'd wager that one of Kei-chan's... less socially apt regulars has gotten caught up in playing with the merchandise and all of the usual methods of persuasion, short of physically removing him from the premises, have failed.

"You'll owe me dinner," Kuroshi warns.

"Worth it. See ya."

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Wonderland Games sits just off Sotenbori Street, its colorful neon sign turned off for the night but its storefront windows still far too bright for this hour. The door and windows are covered in posters exclaiming buy! sell! trade! and advertising the latest and greatest new consoles and games. There is a single decal just above the door handle marking the business as a member of the Sotenbori Civic Association. Which is why the police don't interfere with the business being conducted in the back room.

It's not what you think, whatever that might be. Yes, Kei-chan's business does contribute to the Kijin Clan's piggy bank, but it's nothing unsavory. Kuroshi doesn't understand much of the nuts and bolts, but he does understand that the manufacturers of these consoles would probably object to some of the aftermarket modifications being performed on them here... to say nothing of the less-than-ethically sourced games they're being stuffed with.

Kuroshi has a key, of course--he owns the building, after all. So he lets himself in the front door to see what in the world is keeping his better half this late.

That turns out to be a young man sitting cross-legged on the floor, controller in hand, playing a particularly bloody fighting game. There is a magazine open on the floor next to him--an American game magazine, by the look of it.

"Hey, Yu-chan." The relief in Kei-chan's voice is as thick as a heavy wool blanket. "Yo, Tomita. Look. I gotta lock up now. See, my guy's here, we got dinner reservations n' shit. Scram." A little white lie, of course. They never eat anywhere that requires reservations. But he did give Kei-chan permission to throw him under the bus.

"Wait! Just--ten more minutes! I know I'm onto somethin' here! See, it's gotta have somethin' to do with that 'BYC' floatin' across the moon--"

"The shadow thing's for unlockin' Reptile, ya dingus!"

"Exactly! And maybe different shadows mean there's more characters to unlock than Reptile!"

"Look, sittin' here watchin' ya chase a hoax was kinda fun for a while but the store's been closed for an hour."

"It ain't a hoax, Sugihara-han!" Tomita protests. "Look at those screenshots! That look like a fuckin' hoax to you?"

"What on Earth is going on here?" Kuroshi asks, knowing full well he won't understand half of the answer.

"Eh." Kei-chan flaps a dismissive hand. "Tomita here came chargin' in with this American game mag, plunked his ass down in front of the Mega Drive, says they just found a secret character in Mortal Kombat." He projects the rest of this directly at Tomita: "Which is a big ol' pile of bullshit. 'Nimbus Terrafaux?' C'mon. Tell me that don't sound fake as shit."

"But the screenshots--you can't fake those! That's impossible! You said so yourself!"

"I said it was hard as hell, not impossible!" Kei-chan rubs his forehead. "I'd buy it if it was an actual fuckin' photo of someone's TV where they found him but these are professional-ass screenshots. Whoever took these had professional-ass capture gear, and that shit ain't cheap! Now who do ya know that'd just have that kinda kit lyin' around to take whatever screenshots they wanna take and then maybe doctor 'em up with some fake characters for funsies? Ya think maybe, I dunno--" And here, Kei-chan snatches the magazine up off the floor. "An outfit like, say, Electronic Games Monthly?"

Tomita pauses the game and gives Kei-chan the most incredulous stare. "Are you sayin'," he starts, slowly, "that a respectable publication would just... make shit up?"

"That," Kei-chan counters, "is exactly what I'm sayin'."

"But they can't do that! C'mon, Sugihara! Gimme ten more minutes!"

"I gave ya ten more minutes ten minutes ago. Out."

"Have a heart, man! I'm this close to crackin' this shit--"

Kuroshi swears he hears something snap in Kei-chan's head.

"Oh," Kei-chan says, "I'll crack this shit for ya." And in one swift motion he reaches down and plucks the cartridge from the console mid-match.

"Hey!" Tomita wails. "I was--"

"C'mere, dipshit. Look." Kei-chan plugs the cartridge into... some kind of device attached to a PC and does some... things. "I'm dumpin' the ROM for ya right now."

"Ya didn't have to pull my cart out, man!"

"Oh, but I did, 'cause I coulda showed ya on another one and you'd talk some shit about different versions or whatnot. Okay. Let's pick this shit apart and I'll show ya. Here. Here's all the character sprites n' shit. There's Johnny Cage. There's Sub-Zero. There's Scorpion. There's Reptile. There's everybody's sprites except Nimbus Fuckin' Terrafaux. He doesn't fuckin' exist, man. Give it up."

Tomita stares at the screen, slack-jawed. "...I mean," he stammers, "he's a secret character and it took this long for anyone to unlock him. What if they hid his sprites in another directory--"

"What if I hid my dick in yer mom?"

Kuroshi turns away quickly. Even in this setting it just wouldn't do for a civilian to see him lose his composure.

#oc-tober #yakuza #yakuza oc #who else remembers egm's nimbus terrafaux bullshit #pepperidge farm remembers

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valewright67 · 2 years

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So I have decided to undertake a new project, in which I will try to draw a humanoid personification of the Sacred Tree, (they are not turning out NEARLY as androgynous as I had hoped, but I'll figure it out.) Then at least one picture with the Demon King, Supreme Deity, and Sacred Tree together as Siblings™️.

I wanted them to be triplets and have a dynamic of like:

Supreme Deity: So, your majesty, how's it feel being king of a literal hole in the ground?

Demon King: Quite well, I think. Enjoying the bird droppings up there? How many of them are yours?

Supreme Deity: Why you-

Demon King: What? Oh, I see, it's a LOT of them, huh, you feathered bitch?

Supreme Deity, lifting her hands to strangle him: I swear to fucking-

Sacred Tree: IF YOU TWO CANT GET ALONG FOR ONE DINNER, IM CALLING CHAOS

Both, immediately sitting straight and shutting up to eat their food: Sorry...

Sacred Tree, very tired: One family dinner... Just one family dinner a decade, that's all I ask for...

And they both feel a little guilty, because even if they're at each other's throat, because their relatively friendly game has LONG gotten out of hand, they do respect their sibling, even if they do have... odd desires, like- like BONDING TIME and stuff...

The Sacred Tree misses when the three of them were newer to the world and, even though the two had always been rivals, there had been a time when they did actually get along quite well and would cooperate often. Then their game to see who could create the best society out of the three of them warped and turned into the two clans crashing while the faeries tried desperately to stay out of the fray, and the tension and eventual hatred formed between the two gods, and the Sacred Tree was left trying to get them to TALK TO EACH OTHER, C'MON, GUYS!

#seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #supreme deity #demon king #sacred tree #triplets #godly triplets

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staytiny-angel · 5 years

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Safe Haven 4/?

Rating: E

Pairings: Drew McIntyre/Becky Lynch, Eventually Drew McIntyre/Becky Lynch/Seth Rollins, Jon Moxley/Renee Young, Sasha Banks/Bayley/Charlotte Flair, Mandy Rose/Trent Seven, Jordan Devlin/Millie McKenzie, Ruby Riott/Liv Morgan

Warnings for this Chapter: mentions of violence

Chapter Summary: Drew and Becky get to know their new mate better while meeting members of his unorthodox family, Plans are made to rescue Roman from Heyman's evil clutches.

Taglist:

@hitory--chan @sethsevolution @finnsauroraborealis @the-beastslayers-queen @pikapuff316 @writinglionqueen @writtingrose

"SETHIE!" Seth hadn't even made it back to town before being tackled by a overly hyperactive blonde girl.

"I missed you too Liv" Seth groaned, slightly out of breath.

"You're lucky I'm here and not Rubes, she's very mad at ya"

Seth grimaced at the thought of seeing his older sister.

"Hey! Redhead!" Liv yelled at Becky. "Is this too basic" she gestured at her hair.

"Um-"

"You're right, too boring" Liv pulled out a compact mirror and smiled at it, Becky and Drew staring in shock as her hair turned bubblegum pink.

"How?" Drew asked Seth.

"Liv's a chaos fairy. Hyper 24/7, pranks everybody. C'mon brat" Liv squealed and hopped onto his back..

"Hey Livvie, Mom conjured my clothes..would you mind?" Seth asked his sister's girlfriend

Drew and Becky watched curiously as the unremarkable clothes Seth's mother had put on him morphed into dark-grey skinny jeans and a blood-red t-shirt.

"Hair too?" the fairy asked

"Yes please."

Seth shook his head and a quarter of it immediately went blond "There ya go Sethie! You look like you again, only bigger!" Liv giggles, patting the wolf on the head.

"Thanks Livvy" Seth grinned. "You're still small though"

"I'm still bigger than Millie!" Liv managed to kick Seth in the hip. "Good luck apologizing to everyone. Trent's mad because you made Tyler cry!"

"Tyler always cries!"

"Okay true, but you also made Mandy upset!"

"How long have you been away from home?" Becky asks

"I haven't lived in Haven in 8 years. I lost contact with everyone 18 months ago." Seth explained

"Dude the only reason we didn't completely lose it was because we still felt you through the pack bond" Liv tells him "We knew you weren't dead but...it was hard, anyway so why are you with the newbies?" Liv asked as they made their way to the main house.

"They're my mates." Seth said simply.

"Oooooh, Sethie's got two mates!" Liv said excitedly. Becky looking at her with caution. "I need to see Sarah, you are making me coffee later!" Liv hugged him and skipped off, Becky and Drew watching her.

"I've only heard of chaos fairies, she was...unique" Becky said.

"I need to remind Ceasero she's not allowed any caffeine" Seth said shaking his head

The three mates walked along the path back to the town in silence after Liv left. None of them really knowing what to say.

"So you guys have had this town for a long time?" Becky finally broke the increasingly uncomfortable tension

"My grandparents founded Haven. Grandfather...used to run a circus and all of the acts were different beings. When he retired, everyone just settled here. Haven was these old fairgrounds and some of the woods surrounding it."

"A Circus?" Drew exclaimed

"Grandfather was a warlock, especially skilled in persuasion and he figured it would be a way for him and his friends to not only use their abilities for profit, but to not have to hide as much. Normies will ignore most Supe shit if they think its a trick"

"Absolutely true, they're dense as hell" Becky replied.

"So, you knew Finn?" Seth asked.

"Sort of, his name was Prince back then, always wondered what happened, not surprised that vampires had something to do with it...when they helped save you. I can't believe I just said that" Becky facepalmed, remembering what Mox and Stephanie had said.

Seth smiled and shook his head "I know Haven is an odd case. Weird even amongst the weird. I mean, I'm the Wolf/Warlock hybrid that claims a Lion, a Witch, a Vampire Queen and a Vampire thats the vessel for a literal demon king for parents. Weird is kinda my thing"

"Do you remember that night?" Becky asked. Seth looked down, toying with his amulet before sitting down.

"A little. I remember being in a car with my mommy and daddy" Seth said in a faraway voice "The was a big flash of light and loud noise, and then I was flying through the woods. I had bite marks on the back of my neck. Knowing now what I know about my bio parents, I think my Mom shifted and was carrying me through the woods by the scruff of my neck."

Becky hesitantly reached over and touched the top of Seth's bowed head. Drew looking on silently. It seemed like his spitfire was already growing attached to the younger man, while Drew himself was more hesitant. Seth lived...by Drew's upbringing, an unnatural life. Haven was a lot to get used to and he'd had Becky to himself for so long.

"Do you think it's possible that your mom changed you?" Drew asked. "To protect you?"

"Could be I don't know" Seth pulled his hair. "I don't like thinking about it"

"Hey brat" A girl said, materializing next to the three. She was holding a coffee cup and had red lowlights and was so pale, Drew thought she could be a vampire.

"Hey, Ruby." Seth said quietly, "Guys this is one of my sisters."

"Yo." The girl greeted them easily and handed her brother the Chicago Bears to-go mug "One Double Chocolate Cappuccino, courtesy of Cesaro. Figured you could use it, heard you haven't had coffee in a year or so."

"No espresso?" Seth groaned.

"You know he puts too much in" Ruby said, "Besides I want to be able to sleep tonight. Your howling was obnoxious" she turned to Drew and Becky. "If either of you hurt my little brother, I will rip out your eyes and shove them down your throats"

"Ruby."

"What it's true. We lost you once, brat. Never again" She replied with a smile

"Did anyone mention that Seth is the baby?" Ruby asked

"Millie is younger then me thank you very much" Seth said rolling his eyes and taking a sip of his drink

"Millie hasn't been missing for 18 months, and gone for 7 and a half years before that. So excuse us if we're all a bit concerned about all this" she says waving a hand at Drew and Becky.

"Excuse me, who's Millie?" Becky asked.

"My baby cousin" Seth replied fondly. "She's my Uncle Shawn's kid"

"She's a fire siren, sneezes out fire like crazy" Ruby added, drinking her coffee.

"She doesn't have much in the way of control yet. So she sets shit on fire a lot...luckily her mate is a water sprite. Jordan is really great st putting out flare-ups" Seth explains "Please don't threaten my mates. Honestly, I'm a hot mess. I doubt they even want to be with me anyway"

"Nonsense" Ruby waved her hand. "Mates are mates always. Do you think I would have gotten with Liv by choice?" Seth chuckled and blushed when Becky smiled at him. " Does anyone know about Ro?" He asked.

Ruby's face fell. "Mom is working on a tracking spell, since you don't remember exactly where Heyman's compound is located. Dad is making her rest before she casts it though so that won't be done until tomorrow, the good this is that Heyman can only do his enslaving curse during the full moon...so we have 6 days to find Ro."

"Fuck" Seth pulled at his hair. "None of this would have happened if I hadn't ran away"

"Stop it" Drew said, gently pulling Seth's hands down.

Drew had sat there quietly listening to the exchange between Seth and his sister, trying to learn more about the odd man the fates had bound him and his firecracker to. From what he'd gathered so far Seth was well-loved by his mismatched pack and had been sorely missed while on his journey of self-discovery.

"Don't beat yourself up. You couldn't have known any of this would happen" Drew says softly, still holding Seth's hands in his larger ones. Seth's brother had been right. Seth did look amazingly...like a slightly smaller version of himself, less so now that part of his hair was platinum blonde.

"He's my big brother" Seth whimpered. "He doesn't even know I'm not mad at him anymore, if Paul's spell works on him, he'll be gone for good" Drew unknowingly wiped away a tear that had trailed down Seth's face.

Becky wrapped her arms around Seth's waist "That isn't going to happen, sweetheart. We are going to get your brother back and Heyman will pay for everything he's done to both of you." She says fiercely. To which Seth nodded but said nothing.

"Forgive me for asking but are you his sister from the witch side or vampire side?" Drew asked Ruby.

"Stephanie and Hunter, can't be around Finn and Violet, my blood is toxic and Bálor hates me" Ruby answered

"I only have one sibling from Finn and Violet and that's Jordan. He's the last of Finn's pre vampiric bloodline. His parents died when he was a baby, and an old woman from his clan brought him to Haven shortly after" Seth tells them.

"Is this the same Jordan that's your cousin's mate?" Becky asked. "Yeah, thought my uncle was gonna kill him, then Finn was gonna kill him" Seth shook his head.

"Haven is completely integrated? " Drew asked, he and Becky hadn't realized just how many different species of Supernatural inhabited the small town.

"Unless they can't be around each other for a physiological reason, yep" Ruby answered "One of our cousins is a sun sprite, and she glows with actual sunlight. So she can't be around Finn and Violet."

"No one gets turned away unless you give our father a reason to" Seth said, "The pack is a family"

#shai writes #seth rolllins #seth rollins fanfic #seth rollins fic #seth rollins imagine #seth rollins smut #becky lynch fanfic #becky lynch #drew mcintyre fanfic #drew macintyre #drew mcintyre #rollynch #Rollynchtyre

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thedrag0nking · 2 years

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5:22 P.M. myouren Cemetery

The umbrella Yokai sitting down on next to the jiangshi eating noodles while both Ringo and Seiran are reading through the files from last night's mission. They both discovered the black roses are rivaled with another clan but who or what it is, still in vague. At least now they know what they're dealing with in gensokyo.

" Well, at least we know what the hell we're dealing with, too bad the rest of the info is in vague covered in this crappy marker. "

" Well what the hell do we do now? "

" I say we interrogate one of them mutants, before popping their brains out. A big surprise if you ask me! "

" Kid, I love you but I don't think suprising bad guys is always gonna work you know? "

" Ringo c'mon it work before in some cases, remember...? "

" yeah, SOME cases, remember the time in an old hit we made she just popped out of nowhere and blow us all up accidentally?! "

" Well it work didn't it...? "

" T-THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE...! "

The jiangshi shook her head, she remembers that incident also. It was quite embarassing and it almost cost all of their lives, one fatal mistake can lead to a catastrophe in one of their missions.

" Ugh... "

" I mean I know I accidentally blew ourselves up but hey at least we're still alive right...? "

#muse: Kogasa Tatara #||| the dragon fish |||#SoundCloud

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jabthemoth · 2 years

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Your turn for the blorbo ask game I WANT to hear about phantom of the opera and any zelda game you want

Doing a read more for obvious reasons mad ramblings ahead

PotO first:

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most): The Phantom himself, Erik. I love my over-dramatic, rat bastard man. Gaston Leroux really went "Y'know what'd be fucked up? Some weird, ugly old guy in a sewer. People love weird old guys in sewers!" AND HE WAS RIGHT!

Scrunkly (my "baby", character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Daroga the Persian. He just wants to retire in peace, and do old man activities with his buddy Erik, but SOMEONE (Erik) won't stop being horny and stupid for some blasted chorus girl

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): The managers are himbos. They give money to an old woman, who puts it in a theatre box, then when they realize the money is gone (like, two hours later), they're like "😮 It must have been stolen out of our pockets!1!! Quickly M. Moncharmin! We need a safety pin! Walk backwards! We will do all this while the Opera house dissolves into chaos around us!"

Glup Shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won't shut up about it for a week): Gabriel the Chorus-master, my beloved. He shows up in one chapter for like, five pages, sasses literally everyone, mentions cannibalizing a woman twice, and then laughs in the heros face. Incredible.

Poor little meow meow ("problematic"/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Can I say Erik again? Cause this is the man that calls himself Don Juan despite being a world-class virgin. He cries while rubbing his gross face against dress hems. He sings loudly and obnoxiously to get out of conversations.

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Raoul de Changy. The book describes his hands as "moist". Also, he's French, he deserves to be bullied mercilessly.

Eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Erik's parents. They know what they did.

Legend of Zelda BotW (bc most recently played)

Blorbo: Link. He's my sweet, half-nude himbo Twink boy. Kicking ass, and having his ass kicked. Love watching him beating lizards to death in the desert in nothing but booty shorts and fur boots.

Scrunkly: LITERALLY ALL OF MY HORSES. There's Mellow, Eclipse, Vaspera, and Epona and I would DIE FOR THEM. I would (and have) killed for them.

Scrimblo bimblo: Kass. Everyone goes on about Sidon, and. Yeah. Ok. Sidon is hot, I get it. But Kass has an ACCORDION. Kass can SING. Kass has kept me company in the deepest regions of Hyrule and played music as I got hit by lightning for the fourth time in five minutes bc I refused to remove my metal weapons, and praised me when I figured out puzzles. I love the blue birdman.

Glub Shitto: This guy,

He's here to FUCK and he's not leaving till he gets some of that sweet hero bussy. He doesn't realize/care that Link is just a weird, feral little crossdresser. He's just here to get laid, man, and he's trying to get some ass from the angry gremlin 'girl' wielding a glowing magic chainsaw that's longer than she is tall. I respect that level of ballsiness. God speed Bozai.

Poor little meow meow: MASTER KOHGA Oh my GOD. He's the leader of the Yiga Clan, but all he does is sleep and goof off, and the Yiga are STILL like "omg he's incredible, he's majestic, he is unparalleled in evERY WAY" He is shaped like a literal pear. I'm pretty sure he scratched his ass several times during our fight. His house has bananas everywhere, this is never explained.

Horse Plinko: King Rhoam. See how he likes being used as a pawn in other people's games.

Eeby deeby: Every single one of the Great Fairies. I'm pretty sure they use Link's whole body as a dildo every time I want to upgrade his clothes, and that shit isn't on. Like, c'mon girls. You have no idea where he's been. That's how you get a yeast infection... Just nasty....

#answered #Jabberings #and that's my essay. only took me... four hours..#Phantom of the Opera #Legend of Zelda

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tsuki-sennin · 2 years

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Donbura ko, donbura ko, DON DON! Yurari yurete Mesazu wa donna Happy End?

Just like this morning's Geats recap, this is very late, but hey! We have two episodes! That means you get to have me for even longer! Ain't that swell?

So, I think I should note that I'm very excited for what's gonna happen in the series going forward. We're past the recap, just about everybody who'd be a main character is here and accounted for, and of course, we have a couple dozen episodes of content left to witness and discover.

So... how about them Spoilers, I guess?

-Last time, we had a big battle after the finale of Avataro Sentai Donbrothers! Today, we continue with Avataro Sentai Donbrothers!

-"Don Momotaro... my dreams are finally coming true. I have been talking about you all the time with my besties Sononi and Sonoza over the landline. I even curl my hair with my fingers as humans are wont to do."

-"Sonoi... why can't we just be normal boyfriends? :("

-Ooooooooh, the tension...

-How the fuck did we get here, huh?

-Donbrothers Pool Party Pog

-Kaleidoscopic indeed, Shinichi

-Aw man, Kaito doesn't get to join?

-Donbura Dive

-SONOI

-Ah fuck, we're dueling.

-Out of the blue? I mean, he did just get out of the pool Tsuyoshi.

-Oooooooh, flowers...

-...please tell me that's a totally different set of nigh identical clothes.

-"I'm setting up my symbolism, Sonoza."

-Ohhhh shit, Sonoi's just that good huh

-This is more speed training, huh?

-Don Momotaro training arc?

-"My strength... is painful strength..."

-I love this spider lily symbolism so much.

-Daaaaaaaaamn, got the intersections down.

-"Come back, Sonoi!"

-Haruka why are you so excited about this?

-This episode's going pretty fast, huh?

-They be fighting.

-"Hey God, do me a favor and help Momoi-san win?"

-Kaito Goshikida: :^)

-Tumbleweeds.

-Jesus Christ Sonoi are you standing in the middle of a tornado?

-Spilled all over him.

-TAROU

-Doesn't even take a day off work for his boyfriend.

-He fucking teleported into the driver seat

-I like this jazzy rendition of the theme, it's pretty nice

-Oh c'mon, don't be mean to the delivery man!

-Oh, you're that lady! From the episode where Tarou fucking died!

-SONOI HJHKJ

-"Desperate times call for desperate measures."

-I really like this lady's tiger shirt though, it's pretty epic.

-"You wanna go eat some oden?"

-Dom Perignon! You've been having that, huh?

-...what a lovely backdrop for a battle.

-Nooooooooooooo D:

-"No dying for anybody today!"

-Aaaaaand the moon motif!

-"Nope. They're fightin'."

-...how do you know, that, huh Kaito?

-Jirou with the interruption!

-Oh hey, Murasame-kun!

-What's up?

-"NO MURASAME, HE'S MY BOYFRIEND"

-AND THE FUCKING NINJA GUY'S BACK TOO

-Ohhhhh, he's back!

-Guess being one Hitotsu-ki type doesn't disqualify you from becoming another.

-What a chaotic battle this has become!

-I wanna know what's happening too, Tsubasa!

-THE JUTO HAVE COME

-Jesus Christ, is EVERYONE here?

-MANY HERE

-FUCKING SEYAMA

-(Not-so)-Friendly fire!

-Y'know, they're real good teammates, holding off all these dudes just so their leaders can have their date.

-They're patching each other up, I'm :sob:

-"My simile was cooler."

-So... that Don Clan created those guys, huh?

-I wonder... are they cut from the same cloth as the Donbrothers?

-"I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT IT'S MORBIN TIME"

-Good job, Murasame!

-Everybody just straight up dipped gkhj

-Oh hey, we're finally doing it double mecha style!

-Ohhhhhhhh, you fuckers it's their song!

-Finally we're having a proper duel between men.

-Holy shit, Momoi.

-Sonoi...

-He got what he wanted, I suppose.

-Yeah, take him home Murasame-kun.

-Wow, we're having a wacky art heist next episode, huh?

-Next episode!

-Tsubasa! Dog thievin'!

-Man, Inoue really likes In Medias Res right now, huh?

-Cops. Of course.

-Oh, who might you be Miss?

-Oh shit, Sayama quit.

-That's nice, I guess.

-Mizuho, huh?

-T

-Tutelage

-She's really willing to pay.

-Ah.

-Wanna be a phantom thief, huh? Like the ones everybody talks about?

-"This only happens on TV shows and video games nobody shuts the fuck up about!"

-SHE WROTE HER FUCKING NAME ON IT

-GIRL WHAT

-A priceless piece of work for the Hitotsu-ki.

-She's hesitating :o

-Aota Takeo...

-We don't even know where it is, huh?

-Damn, girl!

-Put up for auction?

-Rich girl~!

-"Himitsu".

-"Go to the auction and win this for me. I will have it look fantastic."

-Oh come on, you didn't even get Tsubasa a pair of shades and a change of clothes? That seems like it'd be helpful.

-Oh, Tsuyoshi~! You're here for a big score, huh?

-There it is.

Shinichi: "Now there's a pretty picture" Haruka: "I'm sure you'd say the same thing if the guy painted himself, huh?"

-3 million yen!

-4.5 million!

-5 million!

-5.5 million!

-Guess she was a

-6.5 million!

-6.7 Million!

-"First time I've modeled... for a second time!"

-Whoaaaaa, hey, bondage?

-8 million!

-KIBIDANGO

-This is quite the tale.

-TSUYOSHI

-GOSEN

-HOLY SHIT 50 MILLION

-Sano-sama.

-This man's gonna die.

-HOLY SHIT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FAKE IT

-A copy!?

-That man.

-The apprentice.

-Protecc the painting

-Stealing the true painting.

-Lying son of a bitch.

-Hey, back off buddy.

-Goddammit Haruka.

-Naptime.

-"The dog!"

-Aaaaaaaand, here he comes!

-Doggy too strong!

-Automatic doors. The bane of every busy man.

"Bird catch!"

-Jirou here!

-Jirou feral.

-His eyes glowed purple there, huh?

-Here we go!

-We're becoming all the way one!

-Dai Gattai!

-Toradora Onitaijin!

-The fireworks are a booming!

-Hahaha! Sally forth!

-Donbrothers Fantasia!

-Transcendent win for the ages!

-Gotta burn it, huh?

-Man...

-Tsubasa cares so much about that love, huh?

-"WE GOT IT"

-ghjluio'pj

-Ohhhhh, Murasame-san...

-Ah, I see... so he's well and truly gone, hmm?

-The Ideon warrior known as Sonoi has perished from his duel with Don Momotaro. I suppose time will tell how Sononi and Sonoza will process this loss.

-Right, I'm... almost done with my catch up. I'll just need time to decompress, have dinner, and then we'll check in on our friends in Oishi-na Town. Together. Like we used to :)

-Right, see you tonight then, I suppose

#avataro sentai donbrothers #super sentai #donbrothers #don! don! it's a full-force peachy festival!#donbrothers spoilers

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