Imagine a world where Christian Bale voiced light yagami
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Dylan and Boqy giggling at each other please 🥰
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone
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A Ted Lasso Mixed Netball AU
Keeley Jones - Centre: Cute as a button and runs circles around the opposition. Is always where she needs to be.
Jamie Tartt - Goal Attack: Energetic puppy vibes and is so good it's slightly annoying. Shoots most of the goals.
Roy Kent - Goal Defence: Always marking his player and won't let anyone by him. Gets called for obstruction and contact a lot.
Rebecca Welton - Goal Shooter: Stands permanently under the net and shoots gracefully. Scores at every attempt, barely working up a sweat.
Sassy Collins - Goal Keeper: She's tall and reasonably athletic so fulfills all the key criteria. It would have been Van Damme but we have too many men on this team.
Beard - Wing Attack: Constantly teetering on the very edge of the goal circle. Gets excellent sneak passes in to the GA and GS which the opposition don't see coming.
Jane Payne - Wing Defence: Could be quite good but gets grumpy when they're losing and is constantly whingeing about how she should be playing Centre.
Ted Lasso - sub. Plays Wing: Doesn’t really know the rules and keeps being called offside but is very enthusiastic. When he gets on the court he does a lot of waving his arms around shouting “Here if you need!”
Keeley and Jamie sometimes swap positions.
Ted and Beard come as a set and occasionally swap positions.
When Roy’s knee is giving him grief Sassy and Roy swap but only for a quarter.
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
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zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious
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THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
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i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside
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