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ask-october-fox · 3 years

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Well well well.. if it isnt the consequences of my own actions. More under the cut!

This is going to be very long so I apologize. So uh...I think its about time I say something about this.. I really thought I wouldnt have to but it seems its about time I come clean about why there is a major lack of ‘actual’ updates from me this year. NGL I thought I could just ignore this and get through this month without much fuss but as the past few days have proven anything, that would be a lie. So to put this bluntly. I am in a lot of pain. And I have been for a while now but its only gotten really bad in the last month. Like everyone else in the world, I have a lot of wrist/hand problems due to my job. About 2 years ago I had gotten a real bad pain in my left elbow and went to the doctor after a couple months to see if something was wrong. The Doctor couldnt really find anything wrong, and sent me home with some meds that really didnt help. Over time the pain came and went and I worked with it, just powering through and getting over it. I have tried just about everything: meds, warm water, cold water, massages, resting, creams/lotions and anything else I could think of. Over time that pain spread to my shoulder and to my wrist and hand. Again, some days werent so bad so I just continued on as normal. This past September was.... rough. After being hit head on by Hurricane Ida and losing power for about a week and pretty much melting in my own house, already killed a lot of my motivation for this blog, but it was when I tried to get back to work things got bad. The pain in my left arm is.... almost unbearable some days. I can usually get about 2-4 hours of work time in before it starts to hurt and anything after that becomes far too distracting and I cant focus. I went to the Doctor on the 2nd of this month and even she seemed confused on what the actual problem might be, so she is sending me to a specialist but the earliest they can see me isnt until the 20th. This has become very... very frustrating. I want to do this blog, I want to answer your questions, but I physically cant. And it pains me more to know that I cant bc this blog ONLY runs for this month, I feel like there isnt much of an excuse for me to not have content for you all. Hence why most of my stuff has been pictures or misc things. The “quick replies” arent too bad since I can usually doodle up a little reaction image in about 10-15 min or reuse past ones, but to do my longer replies it starts to be a little much. Now I also wasnt kidding when I said I was busy too, that part is very true, but this is actually the main reason why there hasnt been a lot of art this year and may not be. Im at my wits end, im not too sure what else to do, and at this point im more just mad at myself for not being better prepared. I DO have things to post and I have some great stuff im excited to share with you all but as far as replies go.. I might be able to do like...1 a week or something. You all come back here each year and I feel so awful to have so little to show you this time around. I know this cant be helped and im sure that people are much more understanding than I keep thinking they are. But its just been weighing on me more and more and just needed to be open about this. I am hoping that next year will be better and that I will be more prepared, but for now... this may be the best I can do. I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for still coming here and keeping me company and enjoying my short time here. You all are the reason I keep coming back too after all! Well this ended up being a bit wordy, huh? Haha~ If you read through all of that, I appreciate it greatly! 🦊🕯

#october #the mod talks

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blackpinkpaladin · 4 years

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headcanons abt merthur sleeping cuz i cannot and it is not fair.

merlin is a morning person. he’s had to be. days started with the dawn back in ealdor. he’s never known how anyone can sleep past morning until camelot

merlin still wakes up early cuz he has to wake arthur and stuff but god all the late night magic, breaking people out of the dungeons, visits to the great lizard, and general sneaking around took its toll

he learns to grab his z’s any time he gets a chance.

the 20 mins or so it takes the cook to prepare food, merlin naps. arthur is with uther for half an hour. sneaky nap. he has a lil corner set up to nap in the stables after he magics it in clean. he sleeps a solid two hours or so under a tree after putting arthur’s armour on.

on a few occasion he naps on arthur’s bed when the prince is out hunting or on some function he couldnt take merlin with.

merlin likes to sleep on his back but he’ll fall asleep anywhere, anytime, in any position tbh.

he’s one of those people who wakes up refreshed and rested after naps

arthur is very jealous abt it but he’s never begrudged merlin his sleep.

okay, thats not true. in the first few months he did give merlin a hard time abt sleeping on the job

played a few pranks like draw on his face or scare him awake and put food on his hands.

but as arthur started falling for respecting merlin, he kinda started to shield merlin’s little naps.

it mostly cuz merlin talks in his sleep. arthur finds his nonsense half conversations very very cute. he is also pleased that he is featured in most of merlin’s dreams

arthur found merlin asleep in his bed only once. it did very funny things to his heart. he gaped for 15 mins, blushing furiously, clutching his chest and then left the room because he just couldnt.

merlin was up and about by the time he came back. arthur couldnt look at him straight for a week.

he’s been hoping to catch merlin in his bed again ever since.

after arthur realizes merlin has magic, confesses his feelings, becomes king, makes merlin the sorcerer of the royal court and legalizes magic (yes, in that order) he and merlin start sharing a bed.

arthur, before merlin, sleeps on his side facing the edge of the bed. his hand is always close to the sword resting by the side of the bed or the dagger under his pillow.

all the older knights, the ones who’s actually seen battle or go on patrols sleep this way.

arthur, like all knights, is also a light sleeper. the slightest noise wake him and he springs up, alert at once.

the prince is usually up before merlin calls his name or opens the curtains but he feigns sleep because a) he’s stubborn and really wants to go back to sleep. b) he is hoping merlin will run his hand through arthur’s hair like he sometimes does

merlin always knows that arthur is pretending because he notices the little twitches, and the way arthur unfurls, moves onto his back. the way his sleep-slack, young and peaceful expression shifts into something more regal despite the closed eyes.

arthur starts going to bed shirtless a year after merlin starts working for him. cuz he likes the way merlin looks at his chest.

merlin knows arthur sleeping shirtless is all bravado too. the prince gets cold really easily. he is rather confused why he just refuses to wear a sleep shirt. but hey nobody’s complaining! merlin takes care to shut the windows well and set out a few extra blankets on cooler nights

arthur very much clings to merlin once they start sleeping together (in both sense of the expression lol). the king of camelot is an incurable cuddler. merlin likes it very much. although he’d appreciate if the king wouldnt make such a fuss when he has to get up in the mornings

arthur does not objectively sleep better with merlin in bed. merlin’s mumbling wakes him quite a few times every night. but he gives no fucks. he sleeps sounder and feels much safer.

oh arthur is still not a morning person. he is always a bit snappy in mornings. merlin finds it equal amounts irritating and endearing.

#merthur #bbc merlin #mine

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glass-tablegirlss · 3 years

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1-92 PLEASE Queen 😩😩😩

1:When did you lose your virginity?

When I was 15. Unfortunately my first time wasn’t my choice.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Yes, plenty 👀

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Under a boat

5: Favourite sex position?

Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Yes, a few

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Depends, but floor or bed. So much room for activities

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yes

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes lmao it was never spoken about though

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Sheer black floral lace with bits of gold lace

12: How often do you have sex?

It’s been so long 😅

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Yessirrrr

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Giving

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Already answered, scroll down

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Anything by The Weeknd

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Anything by The Weeknd

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Absolutely

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

🤭🤭

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

I haven’t but I want to

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

Absolutely, I do. They take everything to the next level.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Yessir

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

I have before, ruined the friendship so I wouldn’t do it again

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Sit in orgasm bliss for about 30 mins

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Kissing really passionately

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Eyes

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Eyes

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

I’d have to think more on this 🤣

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes 🤤 I’m delicious

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

Yes if it’s consensual from everyone involved.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Alcoholic whipped cream

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

At work

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

YESSSS

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

If it gets in the way of everyday life

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

I’ve gotten a lot 🤭

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Bring mentally and physically dominated to the point where I give up control and feel safe with what they have planned for me

40: What do you wear to bed?

Big t shirt or little tank top dress

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

I don’t even remember, I was youngggg though

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Yes, years ago on a boat

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Yes, I would

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I haven’t but I definitely want to

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

??? I’ve used my hands and toys?!

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Fuck yes

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

Absolutely

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I love tattoos

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I’d rather not

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Spicy food 🤣

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Nothing against either

53: Do you watch porn?

Yes

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yes, idk it’s just the way I am 🤪

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Yessir

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

It’s natural, no one should have a problem with it

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Lmfaooo idk?!?

58: Booty or Boobs?

Both

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Yes when I was super young and stupid

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yes

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

I don’t have a peeeen

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Toys, clitoral

65. What is your bra/penis size?

34DD

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A penis LOL

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Yesterday

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Forever ago 😅 I don’t see the point unless I’m in love with the person. I can do better by myself.

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

Yesterday

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yes,

71. Guys:Circumsized?

I’m a girl :)

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My neck

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

I have one genital part??

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

Hmmm I haven’t tried tbh

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

No I haven’t

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

A few weeks ago, I really can’t remember

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

OOO I had a dream about The Weeknd, was unreal.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

No I like my friends purely as friends

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Probably a few LOL

80. Favorite sexual position?

From behind

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

BOTH and more

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Yes

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Probably, not positive though.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Absolutely

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Loud

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yes, by ex’s parents hahaha

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

BDSM, domination, threesum

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Yesssirrr 🤭

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Absolutely, who hasn’t?!

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

I have. Not in contact with them anymore.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes I have previously, they’re not beneficial anymore

92. Ask whatever you want

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whence-the-woody · 3 years

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Finale commentary under the cut

So I wanted to kind of liveblog as I was watching but held back so these are my remembered reactions/second watch reactions

Bummed there was no song recap but quickly figured itd play at the end

PUPPY. Best part of the ep, lbr, Dean was so cute with him

Theyre really doing a cheesey life montage huh - still not clear whether monsters are a thing in this new world?

I was watching the mins tick by during this first montage like OKAY we get it, cheesey happy home life, move along. There was only 40 mins left of the whole show like get on with it, it went way too long

We definately needed to restablished that Sam is neat while Dean is messy. Totally necessary to spend time on that. Also didnt Dean get houseproud when they moved into the bunker?? What happened to that?

OMG get on with it

Then becomes apparent that hunting is still a thing. Which if so what was the point of showing then doing fucking laundry and dishes while “Ordinary life” plays - if its not just an ordinary life?

At this point i thought it might go the route of them being listless without hunting as a job but then murder scene so I guess not

This whole pie sequence is stupid and a waste of time, we all know it

Dean being a cold, heartless bitch about everyone being dead. Aces. Not unexpected but still just great. How dare you be so happy about pie fuck you dude.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER EILEEN

Pie is the face is not funny my dudes come the fuck on

I started skipping through during the murder scene. I was bored. Like, I dont care about tension building to the murder of a family we dont fucking know. Ive always skipped these scenes, what is the damn point. Its not scary or interesting.

GET ON WITH IT

Same old FBI bullshit. Nice to see the journal again I guess. But like, this is STILL what we’re doing? In the very last ep? Same old, different day, just like 15 years ago. Really?

Singer and Kripke. Subtle.

I skipped through the interrogation too. I dont find the scary brother act cool or entertaining

15 mins in and nothing has happened

Theyre trying so hard to give Dean jokes and nothing is landing, its so cringe just stop

The way the little clown faces pop up - if that supposed to be scary? Really? Its all just so silly rn

Watching it again I realise just how easy this hunt is. The answer is in the journal. They find the exact family. They find the exact barn. The kids are just stood in a cupboard. This is what takes Dean out, really? Its not even a normal hunt, its a way too fucking easy one.

I do not remember this chick or what ep she was in, maybe theres some parallell or foreshadowing by bringing her back but if there is I dont get it

Bottom line if youre gonna bring people back WHY THE FUCK THIS RANDOM GIRL

I knew so fast he was gonna go out like that. Hanging from a fucking nail

I kept saying out loud not like this, no way, this is so stupid, its so stupid omg

I paused and tried to talk myself into putting aside how stupid and awkward it was for him to be doing this scene hanging off a pole and just try to invest in the emotion of the speech. Which I achieved at times

but why was is so awkward tho?? Just the way hes stood pressed against it is fucking weird. Also 1000% Sam couldve gotten help and he wouldve been FINE. It took so long for them to talk, an ambulance couldve been there before they were done, there was no need for this

Okay the speech did make me cry once I pep talked myself into being invested. The reference to being scared Sam would reject him, the I love you so much, Sam saying dont leave me, the stay with me and tell me its okay - all those moments got me and I did cry. I appreciated the family business line. I liked Jensen telling Jared he always keeps fighting, that was a nice reference.

BUT there were also those moments that made me scoff, roll my eyes or laugh. The whole “always you and me” bullshit especially. The second I knew he was going to say I’ll be in your heart I yelled at them to no do it, I hate that cheesey move, then literally was like “oh my god, he did it”. It WAS NOT always going to end like this - so much of the last 15 years was proving him wrong about that. This is all just so wrong, it is not good.

Jensen and Jared did a good job with what they were given in this scene but my god

The audacity of the Cas erasure- always you and me. FUCK YOU.

I laughed out loud when his last shot was a One Perfect Tear. I was literally like “Oh wow they did that”

DEAN DESERVED A BETTER DEATH

It also kinda loses all impact when you see him like 2 mins later

MIRACLE IS THE REAL MVP ILY

Theyre really doing another montage. Really. Like we get it, hes sad, we didnt need the toast to understand that

Omg Miracle by his side. The best of bois.

Looking around his room like beer and guns was all dean was. Sure. Aces.

I choose to believe Bon Jovi was a ref to before Dean went to hell

If Donna is back why isnt anyone else?!?

Oh Jared you look so old bby. Go home. He looks older there then later in the ridiculous make up

Why is that shot made to look like hes leaving the bunker forever?? Like that makes no sense

Bobby greeting him is nice and all BUT IT SHOULDVE BEEN CAS

Also they are 1000% doing the show don’t tell by having Bobby just sit and explain everything. SO FUCKING LAZY

Cas has been out of the empty, helping rebuild heaven. Okay, fine. Even Dean’s reaction to hearing that was fine. BUT YOU ASK WHERE YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND IS AND GO SEE HIM. WHO IS THIS VERSION OF DEAN WTF

I know people are upset Cas is back working in heaven but I dont think its anything like before. It sounds like he helped fixed things then got his own heaven. Also he’s God’s Dad, hes not serving God, hes teaching him. I know human Cas done right is what we wanted but I dont hate this for him. BUT WE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SEEN IT.

Why is a memory of being a kid with his Dad what Dean is reminiscing on. They have literally reverted him back to s1. There are so many memories dean should be thinking about in fucking heaven

Hes going for a drive

Hes going for a motherfucking drive

In the car he was just in

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ACTING LIKE HE HASNT SEEN BABY IN YEARS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Hes going to drive around doing nothing until Sam gets there are you fucking kidding me. Not going to see any of his family from the last 15 years, just driving. Absolute horseshit.

This is the moment where you realise that this episode has changed NOTHING. This is the same ending as the last ep except theyre in heaven not on earth

ITS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING

Okay so they skip over how Sam went from going on a hunt to walking with a toddler. OMG how unsubtle that they have literally just labelled the child Dean in big yellow letters. I couldnt help but laugh, how fucking stupid.

I did get a bit teary when the music started I’ll be honest. But mostly through the whole montage (ANOTHER ONE) I was saying to myself This is so fucking stupid. omg this is dumb, what the fuck is this, so stupid.

They literally did a montage so long they had to play the song twice. Im just done at this point wow.

The old man make up is so bad I just laughed. The only pictures being of the 4 of them, reinforcing the Winchester only bullshit, great. Not even pics of this new random family Sam’s got. The painfully cliche Dad moments for Sam, again so bad its funny. Omg the hand on the head of this random kid, this is so ridiculous. Old man sam in his bad wig trying so hard to move like hes old and crying in the impala. Wtf is happening, this is SO STUPID

I thought theyd cast a more attractive son I’ll be honest. So he has the tattoo - are they a hunting family? Because that would go against both s1 Sam they’ve tried to go back to and the s15 Sam they build up to for all those years

I know they were going for an emotional parallel with that “you can go now” but this random man saying it to Sam in that make up, with the music cue lined up right there - its just funny coz its so dumb im sorry

I cant believe they actually played another different version, I’ll never get over that

Theres alot of things I’ll never get over

Is this bridge supposed to mean something? They shouldve picked a setting that meant something

I know theyre trying so hard to make Dean look happy and peaceful to convince us its a good ending but sis no

I laughed out loud when Dean turned around - WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT SAM?

Really, they have nothing to say? No questions, no convo? They just have cheesey smiles and look over the water? This is so wrapped up in a fucking bow trying to force us to feel good my god

The cut almost immediately to them talking to the camera, still in character getup, was so cringe I yelled and turned it off

And they pan out to literally none of the people we want to see . Great, Good.

LITERALLY WHAT WAS THE POINT

#supernatural #me #ranty #we achieved nothing with this ep yet I have THOUGHTS #finale

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cometorub · 4 years

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(SUB 09) Kayda answering: -> this survey ❤️

Next post - 02/05/2020 - 1am GMT - 8pm EDT

Delay of posts due to Christmas + family

1. What is your name?

Kayda

2. How old are you?

3. What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

4. Your pubic hair?

Trimmed

5. Are you virgin?

Nope

6. How old were you when you first masturbated?

7. How did you discover masturbation?

Having sex with a girl

8. How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

9. Can you tell us more about your first orgasm? How did it happen?

Me and this girl were “scissoring” and all the sudden i felt this wave of i couldnt even describe i was gasping it felt so good

10. How often do you masturbate?

Everyday

11. When was the last time you masturbated?

2 hrs ago lol

12. Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

Yes my hitachi wand and some dildos

13. What do you think about?

Feeling so good or having someone eat me out

14. What’s the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

This guy ive been talking to

15. Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

I walked in on my bestfriend masturbating she was rubbing her clit in the bed biting her lip so i climbed in and went underneath the covers and ate her out

16. Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

My best friend and her bf we all had a threesome

17. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yes

18. Have you ever had phone sex?

Yeah

19. Have you ever had a wet dream?

Yepp

20. What’s your favorite method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

My wand and anal vibe

21. Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Loud

22. Do you ever masturbate in pjs? If so what type and how?

My pjs shorts

23. Do you ever touch any other part of your body whilst you masturbate?

My breasts

24. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?

Yes

25. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?

Yeah at sex parties

26. Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Yepp

27. Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

My best friend and some guys

28. Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)

Yes my bestie and her bf and a few other girls

29. Do you enjoy watching others masturbate?

Yes, boys and girls

30. Do you enjoy being watched while masturbating?

Yeah

31. Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?

A few of my friends

32. Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?

Yes definitely they seem okay with it

33. Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?

I tell people why not, its a normal thing to do

34. Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they?

Working

35. What’s your most embarrassing masturbation story?

When i was living with my mom shes walked in on my rubbing my clit

36. What’s your funniest masturbation story?

When my bestie walked in we had a laugh about it. Before she got on her knees and started eating me out

38. Have you ever masturbated in unique or strange places?

Usually in my bed but im a nympho so i do it in a bathroom at work. Bathroom at college. At my besties house while shes sleeping

39. Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

Hairbrush handle, kitchen untesils

40. Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?

Depends on how much im in the mood sometimes i can come under 1min others 10-15 min

41. What’s the easiest way for you to get off?

Wand with a dildo

42. Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)

Extreme toy use sometimes but mostly clitoral stimulation

43. Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)

definitely anal

44. Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?

Yes i love anal so i use both my holes

45. Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Yes or i have my gag ball in

46. Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

Yes especially if im told to though id rather just cum

47. What position do you typically masturbate in?

On my back or doggy style

48. How do you react when you orgasm, arch your back, pull faces? Etc

My eyes roll back, my legs shake, body shakes

49. Describe how an orgasm feels to you when you cum? If possible

Its the most euphoric most desired thing in the world i cant describe how it makes me feel

50. Describe a typical masturbation session.

I start with my wand on my clit at level one as soon as i get really wet i take it off my clit and fuck myself a little with the dildo before add the wand back on before i know it i start squirting on the bed

51. How long do you usually last?

5mins

52. What’s the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

I use the method above while there was an anal vibe in and i came maybe a 45sec into it

53. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?

2-3 hours

54. What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?

55. How wet do you get? Do you leak fluids when you orgasm? (If yes, please describe)

Yes i can squirt but im also very wet like makes a mess on the bed without squirting

56. If you are older than 35, how has masturbation changed for you over the years?

N/A

57. Do you want to tell us something more about your masturbation experiences?

I have my vibe in at school and have orgasms in class, at the mall, in a library

58. Are you sexually aroused taking this survey?

Yes I am

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shytiff · 3 years

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Small Dec Wins

i cant believe its December already tf?!?!?!

1 - poli KIA today. saw a mother who cant feel the movement of their baby. the senior midwife tried to find the baby’s heart beat but not finding it. she said she hopes she were wrong. fell asleep at 3pm-ish, woke up super hungry. ate. i swear i feel like my weight when i measured it this morning was ~52, but after eating its close to 54 lol. eating banana and chocolate nextar is yummm. dalbang today is hella funny as always and suuper endearing. fell asleep after dalbang, didnt study hufttt

2 - today im at igd but joined azkia at vk for a bit to see partus. its not that im scared (maybe not consciously) but when the mom was being stitched i felt lightheaded, nausea, cold extremities, and i even had to squat multiple times because i couldnt stand. But i felt better after the partus so maybe seeing it was the cause. I did not feel scared at all honestly ._. and i’ve seen multiple partus before. i dont know why. i can literally feel my symphatetic tone giving out lmaoo. tried matcha latte with Cy matcha powder. it tasted more milky and grassy. mom thought it tasted like nori. i prever cocodeli alll the way (although Cy is cheaper). i think it also has a bit of caffeine that made me feel awake like a normal person should be.

3 - today is vk but there’s no patient so thank god i saw sumn yesterday. did some cicil ukmppd in the morning accompanied by matcha latte. tried to order dufan tickets and i couldnt find my damn ktp...... fell asleep after worrying about said ktp

4 - matcha latte in the car, swab at lmk, went to dufan by tj with willy, had quite some funn with atikah nila willy amel pupuy. first time trying kereta misteri, quite fun. it rained after ashar so we didnt ride anything after that. turns out my ktp was at barel’s fotocopy lmaoo thankyou ara for picking it. went to solaria ancol afterwards, picked up by mom. i didnt tell her in the morning that i was going to dufan lmao. plenary @ zoom 19 pm. rapat nemo. fell asleep.

5 - went to lmk by tj to surprise clara. went back home and fell asleep. didnt rly do anything afterwards because this ragged body gets tired easily and i dont eat much recently. i can feel the difference before and after eating and there’s actual energy after eating. its not that im hungry though, but i feel less energized. felt annoyed terrible and just wanna lay in bed (this is unrelated with the less food in my system). even though i met up with friends

6 - after LOTS of sleeping i feel somehow better but not to a ‘normal’ amount. watched kimbab family videos. did power vinyasa by doogether with fianti. took a shower and ate indomie and i felt quite normal, except i slept again wtf. i thought i would have the second half of the day but nah. did self tryouts with fianti, 150 FDI questions. I got 96/150 right. huft. such a great reality check

7 - poli lansia with dokter isip, matcha latte in the afternoon rly helps me not sleeping the day away, packed up for depok

8 - poli umum with dr gita (helped doing phys exam), packed the rest of my stuff, ate some risol and matcha lattteee in the car, took swab results, picked up hazmats etc, zoom discussion with FT PKM Kalideres (dr gita) on the way, and i finally arrived at tamel. dinner is granola with vsoy. Taste like a slightly wet granola bar, nutty fiber-y vibe

9 - walked in ui with ara, managed to jog from the trees near st ui until kuburan bikun wow. i reached that point where my leg and heart were going in a steady unburdened pace and my willpower to keep going on was tested. tried the signature steak in Double U Steak by Chef Widi, while ara tried ribeye. the ribeye was more tender than the signature. but the seasoning in the signature is quite delish, salty and oily without being too much (like futago ya). read poppyland fast pass from ara’s phone omg season 1 is finally complete! went to coftof (omgggg i miss this place), it looks different now. ordered matcha latte and it tasted weirdly like a soy milk although ara doesnt feel that way. the matcha tasted weird. wont repurchase. read chainsaw man, its so entertaining, funny and deep at the same time. denji mess around and be too naive sometimes but hes lowkey hot lmaooo. aki is lovvvvve.

10 - first day at rsud budhi asih. had moesli combined with granola + vsoy for brekkie. went back to tamel at 3 pm. it rained when i got back. bought warteg lugina worth 32k. walked to sbux for tumbler day its been a while since i had their matcha latte. it tasted quite good, but not as good as i remembered (?) maybe bcs i asked for non fat milk. sbux closes at 8 pm for now hikss

11 - left tamel at about 7:10 and arrived on budhi asih at 08:54 yalll the traffic. Icu. Bought eatlah double and ate the salted egg part. Nap. ICU discussion with dr Dedi @8pm. I presented from my phone to save data hehe,,

12 - woke up at 8, eatlah brown butter for brekkie, symcard, saladstop's caesar salad for lunch (quite 'eneg' because i didnt eat the cheese evenly so the chicken and cheese were eaten last after the vegs are out. The vegetable's not that variative, and the non vegs make the salad taste delicious (albeit maybe not THAT healthy). Evening jog @UI and i realized i can get wifi sitting near the lake n library. Stared at the night sky from my room, i swear the sky seems super clear. Saw tiny fireworks in the distance

13 - ate muesli and saladstop’s banana walnut cake, symcard, bought moon chicken and saladpoint. lunch was egg salad and the wings. the original tasted so good like??? maybe i havent had msg for a while. also tried big bang, not too spicy which is nice. cicil ukmppd. put my laundry at buih barel lmaoo. try out with fianti. got 70/100

14 - breakfast was salad and leftover chicken. today was bangsal with angga armand. the geriatric patient has a loud murmur yall (and scoliosis, so much that the heart looks distorted). went to margo city to see sales, but when i think about it id rather just thrift stuff lmao. bought lugina. slept through kuliah guru besar. writing this in yellow truck coffee, that had 2 customers on the 1st floor including me. tried banana milk. yall after trying to drink less sugar the beverage tasted super sweet. my headache just goes away. sugar is magic but unhealthy whyyyyy.

15 - igd siang with indah. This body sure is frail. Did cbd with dr afifah AND rescheduled pleno. Rip mobile data i have to use for hotspot.

16 - ok today. Inserted goedel and did bagging. I bagged the patient the wrong way at first (too much). Thankfully the nurses were kind and taught us a lot :) watched some bts content. I feel like after reading househusband my tiktok page is now immensely funnier. Dalbang is also hilarious as always. Put on ginseng sheet mask (smells quite strong)

17 - bangsal. snacked on fried chicken. matcha latte starbucks (turns out its quite full here) and liqo about keeping our tongues in check

18 - arrived at icu. And then opened line. Turns out hadin's swab is positive, so agung kak iman and me have to isolate and swab. So i went back. Ordered kanayam chicken and fish and tempe. Nasi liwet tasted goood damn. Sleptt in the afternoon. Pleno at 4 pm (entered the room 4:30). Had no motivation to do anything. Azkia is getting married! Spent 20 mins formulating words to congratulate her lmaoo

19 - osce simulation, kak nanu was so kind and encouraging. Did try out solid. Lunch is fish bite pasta with melted cheese (cause i had to reach the minimum amount for promo). It got cold so its not that good (pairing it with self made mentai sauce, mixing the mayo and chili, is way much better). Jogged in ui (and searched for wifi). Approached by someone selling haraus coffee (25k), saying that some earnings will be for charity. Its basically sweet. Can barely taste the coffee.

20 - had kanayam for lunch (brekkie is almost always muesli lately). The nasi liwet tasted much better the first time. Walked to yellow truck coffee in the pouring rain. Got banana milk. Saw webinar ksk (electrolyte correction and dr nadhira talkshow). What i got from it is that, dr nadhira is a different person from the first place. Shes visionary, knows what she want and not afraid to reach it. The mindset is different. Even if i try as hard as her, her propensity to growth is different. Cicil ukmppd. Try out with fianti (got 72/100). Talked for an hour about love and marriage and engagements (there are so much of it lately)

21 - leftover kanayam for brekkie, also ate roti salman in cikini st. swab today (met kris, nessa and others). muesli for lunch. i thought my body felt a bit warm, so i decided to find sumn to eat. tried kedai abu bakar’s spaghetti brulee. its okay. maybe because its not too cheesy or meaty, mainly bechamel sauce. the one pupuy made is much tastier. finished the whole 10x20 portion in 2 eating sesh. cicil ukmppd @ bed in the evening (somehow felt refreshed enough to be able to concentrate in bed)

22 - went early to icu to put dops form. lugina for early lunch. i feel like my metabolism is faster? or my body is not so much in calorie deficit mode anymore and it got greedier lmao i used to just ignore hunger but not now, for health. starbiiies tumbler day. ordered black tea latte with non fat milk and vanilla syrup (because raspberry syrup is no more). did cbd geri ppt.

23 - finally knew the swab result bcs kak iman asked kak farras. thankfully negative. igd with jordi. quite a few chances to do iv line, but i failed 2 times. managed to do iv injection to insert 2 drugs. saw the worst cpr ive ever seen in my life. its too slow, with maximal interruption. fish bite for lunch. wasted the rest of my day

24 - originally intended to run but i cant bring myself out of bed. packed up my stuff. picked up by mom. got the paper result of swab, got ksk from kelvyn @ capitol. can finally drink self-made matcha latte again, but it tasted horrible. i know cy matcha doesnt have that much going on, but even this is low even for them. previously i was starting to get used to the grassy smell.

25 - my lil bro remarked “maybe shes depressed because she doesnt have her chair”. fuck yall. this “depression” that im in is caused by this very place and the people. and im supposed to still muster the strength to study for ukmppd AND get my face together for solid book photoshoot. that shit is too much. this is why the money that goes to cafe, and the bike ride there is worth it for my sanity. after showering, things felt a bit better. had absolutely no will to study today. ate muesli with a bit of matcha latte.

26 - muesli for breakfast. matcha latte is lyfff ive probably said this before but it ~somehow~ makes me feel normal and not in a slump. like im a regular person. with normal moods. and not wanting to sleep all the time. i try to do ukmppd exercises but the pace is so fucking slow, bcs im distracted by get rich haha,,,. the latest potn update (64) is omgggg the mixed feelings? love? hate? anger? everything and nothing? the ~tension and passion~? im obsessed. watched a ton of bts content today and yesterday lmao.

27 - nasi kebuli for brekkie. went to flavola, im the first customer lmao. tried kopi susu coklat, tasted quite close enough to janjiw’s kopi soklat. had the same ~improved mood and concentration~ effect. tried to read ksk. bought milky banana 1L from puyo to give dajen (its his bday yesterday) (i feel prompted (?) to gift people when theyve given a present to me) (because my love lang is not gift giving at all so i barely think abt gifts lmao). talked with sum 33 ipa guys @ dajens house. yay appropriate amount of social battery charging. tryout with fianti, padi this time. got 67/100.

28 - ate muesli with matcha latte after breakfast. cicil ukmppd. Listened to yoongi's vlive until i fell asleep lol. 2 burger and salad for dinner. omggg hansol revealed his gf.

29 - spent half of my day tidying up the mess that is my room. figured out what to wear for solid book photoshoot with fianti, ara. matcha latte terosss. phd for dinner.

30 - breakfast is muesli with cimory choco hazelnut. mom made matcha chocolate brownies. tryna study. slow pace terosss. read some padi materials. dalbang.

31 - bought vsoy low sugar and multigrain. moved my body a bit to youtube videos. showered. felt better. it also rained (which i love). the pleasant mood only lasted til the evening. did nothing from 7pm even though im not sleepy. cant tell when did i start to sleep

and just like that, 2020 kkeut. its sad to say i dont rly remember much remarkable things this year. other than the trip and memories with minor rotation friends. i just remember wasting my life away in my house. i guess that’s the danger of living a monotone life. sometimes you gotta invest some time to have fun, to have motivation to live on and do things. not doing this makes it difficult to live day by day. and friends. meeting friends, seeing new stuff. that helps me live.

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shawnstoriesx · 5 years

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Bear Pt 1

hello! this is my first time writing so I hope you enjoy it ! any feedback would be appreciated!

I also rlly like angst so this is a lil angsty lol

YN parked her car and started on the short walk to her shared apartment. It was late in the evening on Friday, YN choosing to stay behind at the university library to finish up her notes and start on an essay instead of going straight home. It was only Week 2 of the her 2nd year and she was already being bombarded with assignments. All she wanted to do was recuperate over the weekend, take a much deserved nap nap, spend the Friday night in watching Netflix.

However, as soon as she pushed the door to her apartment in, YN was met with loud music and the sight of her roommate and 3 other girls she didn’t recognize running around the room, putting on makeup and pregaming. They were dressed for a night out in shorts and tank tops and were already in the mood, dancing along to the music Upon hearing the door open, Alexa turned around and gave YN a warm grin before pulling her towards the small group of girls, urging her to dance with them.

“Go out with us YN! You deserve a night out!” Alexa yelled as she pretended to grind up on YN.

YN chuckled before giving her friend a playful shove. “Nah I’m drained I’d rather spend the night in. You guys have fun though” YN responded.

After a couple more minutes of Alexa unsuccessfully trying to convince YN to come, Alexa and the other girls left while YN was sitting on the couch, trying to decide what movie to watch.

YN and Alexa had just met this year after YN responded to Alexa’s post about needing a roommate to split the apartment rent with. They had different personalities and interests but were still able to get along fine, instantly clicking with each other when they first met up to decide whether or not they were a good match. YN was definitely more reserved and introverted while Alexa was very outgoing and loved surrounding herself with people. Everywhere Alexa went, she always had a group of people following her. They seemingly worshipped Alexa and why shouldn’t they? YN’s roommate was kind, funny, inviting, and not to mention drop dead gorgeous. Alexa was a natural beauty. She really was the total package and YN was grateful that she was able to find such a great roommate.

After finally finding a movie and reheating last nights dinner, YN made herself comfortable on the couch. Just as the movie was starting, she heard a ding from her phone. It was a text from Shawn, her childhood best friend.

“Going to the club tonight w some friends. Wanna come? I’ll pick u up”

They’d been inseparable since middle school but with YN attending university and Shawn taking a gap year to travel before going to community college, they had seen less of each other. This didn’t affect the friendship at all though. They still talked regularly and were still the bestest of friends. YN just missed seeing his face but now that he was finally starting community college nearby, the two planned on seeing each other much more often.

Just as YN was about to respond no, Shawn sent another message.

“Hoping to find a girl tonight ;-) need my wingwoman”

YN’s heart dropped just a little bit. YN had always had a teeny tiny crush on Shawn. And why wouldn’t she? Shawn was handsome and kind and treated her like no other guy ever had. The crush she had was never serious though and she knew that she and Shawn were too good of friends to ever see each other in that way. Regardless, YN couldn’t help but get jealous whenever he talked about one of his previous girlfriends and every once in while imagined herself to be the person receiving all of Shawn’s affection. That couldn’t hurt right?

“no lol I don’t think me being there is gonna help you get a girl. I can’t work miracles” she responded. She could already imagine the laugh that Shawn probably let out after reading that text, deep and warm.

Shawn and her quickly caught up through text until he suddenly stopped responding mid conversation. That was odd. Even when he was busy or at a party, Shawn would always respond to her texts as soon as possible. Or at least with just a “ttyl”

“His phone probably died” YN thought and she resumed her movie.

As she was getting ready to go to bed early, another notification popped up on her phone. Thinking it was Shawn, YN rushed to her bedside where her phone was charging.

“Oh” YN couldnt help but let out a disappointed sigh. It was just a text from her roommate.

“Bringing home a guy I met at the club. Text me if u have a problem w that”

“Great...” YN thought. She was a little uncomfortable with it but it wasn’t that big of a problem, at least Alexa asked her beforehand.

“Yea no problemo. keep it down tho ;-)” she quickly typed before falling into her bed and was fast asleep within 10 min.

The next morning, YN woke up refreshed and alert. Wanting to make use of this energy, YN quickly brushed her teeth and changed into her workout clothes, a gym tank and some running shorts. YN hadn’t worked out much before (okay she didn’t work out at all outside of PE) but freshmen 15 really did a number on her and since then, YN has made an effort to exercise more often. She speed walked out of her room and to the kitchen to grab a banana and her keys, barely noticing the person standing in the kitchen until she heard her name.

“Y/N?” a familiar voice called out.

She looked up to see the confused face of her best friend, Shawn Mendes. standing in her kitchen. in nothing but boxers. with hickeys all over his neck.

“What the fuck are you doing in my apartment?” YN shouted, confusion and bewilderment obvious in her voice.

“Uh well...” Shawn started sheepishly, a blush creeping up in his cheeks, before he was cut off by Alexa opening the door with a box of bagels in her hand.

Suddenly, everything was making sense to YN. Alexa came home with Shawn last night. Her Shawn. And they had sex with her sleeping peacefully in the next room. To say YN was completely and utterly shocked was an understatement.

It’s been a couple weeks since that morning and Shawn was a common sight now in the apartment. But he wasn’t there to hang out with YN. He was there for Alexa. They started seeing each other after that night and although it wasn’t official, it seemed that Shawn only had time for her, not for his best his best friend of 8 years. First it was cancelled hangouts. Then he just stopped responding to her texts. And now, they were lucky to even exchange anything beyond a quick greeting whenever YN came home after a late night studying to see Shawn and Alexa curled on the couch together.

“You wanna grab some boba really quick YN?” Shawn asked. Shawn and Alexa were headed to the movies later tonight but Alexa got caught up at work and was going to be an hour late and he was already at the apartment.

“Nah I’m busy” YN said begrudgingly. And she really was. She had to catch up on her readings but she also really didn’t feel like talking to Shawn right now after he had so easily forgotten about her after meeting Alexa.

“You’re always too busy now, we never hang anymore” Shawn whined, walking behind her and wrapping his arms around her in a tight hug.

O so now he has time for YN now that Alexa isn’t here.

“I’m not the one who’s been cancelling our hangouts to spend time with his girlfriend” YN retorted, her voice tight as she tried to focus on the textbook in front of her. She felt Shawn shift his body and could tell that he was trying to get a read on her face.

“Hey...that was mean. And that’s not true, you cancel because you’re busy with your classes too you know” Shawn replied. A frown was obvious on his face as he tried to figure out why YN’s mood changed so quickly.

Believing it to be a result of stress from her workload, Shawn grabbed her wrist and pulled her out of her chair, enveloping her in a big hug. YN tried to fight her way out but it was no use. He was too strong, his broad arms wrapping around her frame completely. The smell of his cologne relaxed her and she gave in, resting her head in the crook of his neck and wrapping her arms around his waist.

“I miss you, YN. Please come with me” he whispered sincerely, lips ghosting over her ear. I mean, when he asked like that, how could she ever say no. A slight blush bloomed on her cheeks as she slowly nodded her head, eyes not meeting his.

YN quickly found a table in the crowded boba shop while Shawn ordered and paid for their drinks at the counter. Within a few minutes, Shawn was seated across from her. Taking a sip from their drinks, an awkward silence loomed over them.

Eager to break free of the silence, YN spoke first, hoping that her tone masked how sad she was that YN and Shawn were no longer talking as easily as they had before. “So how are you and Alexa?”

At the sound of Alexa’s name, Shawn instantly piped up, a smile growing across his face. “She’s absolutely amazing YN. I don’t know why you didn’t tell me about her before.”

He went on and on about how great Alexa was and YN couldn’t help but feel sad. But she was happy for him and Alexa nonetheless. At least they were happy together, even though she was still alone.

“And I still can’t believe she’s just as into Harry Potter as we are. You and Alexa are like the same person.”

A confused look took over YN’s face. “Wait what?” YN cut in.

“O I was just talking about how similar you two are. You share all the same interests: Harry Potter, Hozier, hiking.”

That was definitely odd. When she and Alexa first met up, YN distinctly remembers that they didn’t share many interests at all. “Maybe Alexa picked up those interests along the way while trying to get to know YN. Alexa was sweet like that” YN thought.

“Are you okay YN” Shawn said. The concern in his voice bringing YN back to the present

“O yea sorry lost in thought.” YN chuckled.

“O okay then..”Shawn started. “I wanted to ask you a question.” His voice took on a serious tone. “How do you feel about me asking Alexa to be my girlfriend?”

YN choked on the pearls she was drinking. She and Shawn both shared a nervous chuckle.

“I’m asking because we’re best friends and it must be kinda weird for me to date your roommate and...”

“I’m fine. Why would it bother me. Happy for you two” YN quickly retorted, giving a shallow smile.

Shawn gave one of his goofy grins where his entire face seemed to be smiling. His eyes crinkled and his face just lit up and it made YN’s heart race.

She missed that smile but this time, Shawn wasn’t smiling because of her. He was probably thinking about Alexa. And that crushed YN. She didn’t know why. She had never been this jealous with Shawn’s girlfriends before. Maybe it’s because this time, YN personally knew the girl. Maybe it’s because this time, YN knew that it only took Shawn one night at the club to fall for Alexa while it’s been nearly 8 years with YN and he’s only ever seen her as a friend.

YN could feel the tears pooling at her eyes and she quickly tried to hide them by bringing the sleeve of her hoodie up. But Shawn was already staring deep into her eyes and noticed the tears right away.

“YN are you okay? Honey...”

Honey. That was his childhood nickname for her ever since they made far fetched plans in 3rd grade to live in the forest together. YN would be a gardener and collect honey for Shawn, her pet bear. She was his Honey and he was her Bear and they used to refer to each other with these nicknames whenever possible, mostly as a joke because of how domestic it made them feel. But upon hearing this nickname again, YN suddenly realized how it’s been a long time since she last heard him call her that. Ever since he met Alexa.

Her body turned cold and her face became stiff at the thought. She stopped tearing up but her eyes were still glossy. “Yea I’m fine. Just tired.” she sighed.

He stood up and cupped his large hands around her face, holding her face under the deep gaze of his chocolate brown eyes. “Cut the crap YN. What’s up? You’ve been distant and Alexa and I are worried about you.”

Avoiding his eyes, her gaze fell on the door of the shop just as Alexa came in, looking fresh and bright in a short dress. A stark contrast to YN’s hoodie and jeans combo with dried tears. Of course Shawn would fall for Alexa and not her. Alexa was perfect. Perfect personality. Perfect looks.

Alexa quickly spotted the two, with Shawn’s hands cupped around YN’s face. YN didn’t know if she was imagining it but she could’ve sworn that she saw Alexa’s eyebrows raise and a look of contempt or hate cross her face before it was quickly replaced by a perfect smile.

“I’m fine Shawn. Alexa’s here and I really should go.” YN responded dryly. She pushed away Shawn’s warm hands, cheeks instantly feeling cold from the loss of contact, and collected her things.

“Whatcha doing?” Alexa chirped after landing a quick kiss to Shawn.

“I was just about to leave. You two have fun.” YN said quickly, already walking away before she had completed the sentence.

YN could hear Shawn calling out to her and imagined that he was running up to her, about to pull her into one of his big bear hugs that never failed to lift her spirits. But that daydream was quickly cut short by Alexa’s whining that they were going to miss the movie. YN continued to walk back to her apartment, still hoping that Shawn would run up to her any minute to check on her and make sure she was alright. By the time she reached the door to her apartment, YN turned around. Just to check if Shawn was a little behind from her brisk pace. But the walkway was just empty.

YN was just alone.

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intomybubble · 4 years

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Im trying to find this one tutorial on how to draw chunky sneakers by this one homestuck fan artists from like 6 years ago

#desiree talks #i known its in my art ref tag but i just scrolled #through it for like 15 min and couldnt find it #but i did find some other helpful stuff #i’ll try looking again on desktop

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jasssright · 5 years

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NFSW ASKS

1:When did you lose your virginity? 15

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? no

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Outside on the car at the park

5: Favourite sex position? face down, ass all the way up

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? both

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? No

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? couch is always a fun time

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? yes

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? No

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? don’t think I really have any

12: How often do you have sex? Not often enough

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 😏 why yes there is

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Both, but I love giving it.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 🤔 hit my head on dresser doing it doggy style

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I honestly don’t know

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Too many good ones to just choose one

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? No, but I would if he asked.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Both of them is stupid and complicating as shit. So neither.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Tarik .. wait I mean Draya

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? No, and I would consider.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? Naaaa

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) piss

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Shot of Ciroc

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Oooo this is a hard one. I’ll take BOTH for $500

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Eyes

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Eyes

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: why would I tell you? Lol

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: nothing. I must be missing out

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes, wondered if all pussies tasted the same.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: that’s up to every individual themself. Me and mine do not.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: grapefruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: at church

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? YES!

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: wtf is fapping

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: baby is the GOAT with that nectar

39: Favorite foreplay activities: soft kisses, massaging my pusssssy, TALK DIRTY TO MEEEEEE

40: What do you wear to bed? Whatever is going to keep me warm lol

41: When was the first time you masturbated: uhhh like 21?

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Been a min

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Y’all asked this already

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 🙄

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? is that safe?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Yes, because I’ve had lesbian sex before & the shit is great so it’s sexy to watch.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) YES! It’s a great feeling on both ends.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Why does it matter, ain’t my body.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I think someone’s virginity should be taken when THEY are ready and NOT UNWILLINGLY

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything with sugar!! #yeastinfectionsuck

and if so... wash real good before penetration. & who has time for that??

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar

53: Do you watch porn? Yes

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes, honestly idk. Figured I was pretty normal

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Sometimes.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Na

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? Fuck yea

58: Booty or Boobs? Booty

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Have sex, get head, jerk off, see if I could eat pussy better, send nudes

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? No

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? No

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) toy, clitorial

65. What is your bra/penis size? 34B

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Dildo

67. When was the last time you masturbated? Sigh 3wks?

68. When was the last time you had sex? This morning

69. When was the last time you watched porn? 3wks

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Dildo

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Ass

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? kittttty kat

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? hell no. That’d be dope tho

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Na

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Never

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 🤔

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? YES

80. Favorite sexual position? Y’all

Asked this already

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Naaa lol.

82. Are you into any BDSM? na

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Yes, because she’s famous and bougie and won’t Answer my DMs 😭

84. Do you like dirty talk? Hellllls yea lol

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Both

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yea. I’m a parent; enough said

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Black people lol

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Na

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Damn y’all asking the same questions over

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes, and naaa

92. Ask whatever you want

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