#try to guess what the other rogues mentioned gifted Jon

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Harley: Look I understand none of ya want to be here-

MadHatter: I want to be here.

Harley: Except Jervis. He is mad. But c'mon, guys is for Professah Crane birthday!! It was really hard to get it all authorized by the Arkham staff. It took a lot of threats, a bit of dismemberment and some contacts I had as a doc.

Ivvy: Fine.

Harvey/Two-Face: It's very nice of you to do this, Harls/SPOOKY ISN'T GOING TO ADOPT YOU QUINN.

Riddler: I already gave him a very expensive birthday present do I have to also do that?

Harley: Whacha ya gave him? The professah don't really like expensive fashion shit, Eddie.

Riddler: I gave him a card that grants him the power of shuting me up for one whole day whenever he wants until his next birthday, Harv even officialized it, so now it's legal.

Ivvy: Tecnically this is a free gift. It's an excelent one and I want the same but I don't know where the expensive fits.

Riddler: It's emotionally expensive!!!!

Harley: It's a very nice present but ya still have to go.

Riddler: *grits his teath and speaks like an annoyed teen* Ookay.

Mr. Freeze: It can't be that bad. Besides Crane did offer his help in my research to help save Nora as long as I helped him with his toxins.

Harley: That's the spirit!! Ozzie and Cat are not in Arkham at the moment but they did send regards and a PUMPKIMG PIE decorate with a halloween aesthetic!!! There is even a tiny Elvira doll at the top.

-- 30 minutes later --

Jonathan: *enters in the activities room, all the lights are off* Please don't be a surprise party, please not a surprise party. I'll acept the Joker with a crowbar over a surprise party. *lighs come in*

Everyone: SURPRISE!!

Jonathan: *sees everyone and the surprisingly nice cake* Dammit!! *fake polite smile* Look guys I apreciatte the gesture, kind off, but I'm not into parties so-

Harley: Wait! We know it that's why this isn't a party! I got the PowerPoint material and permission for the staff and today we are giving you a free lecture!

Jonathan: You mean?

Harley: You can present to everyone: "The human fight-or-flight response re-evalueted when viewed as intrisic to theatrical badinage, with specific reference to the later plays of William Congreve (1670-1729)" and everyone here will pay attention also they will post it on YouTube!

Jonathan: *very happy* I... I'm very thankfull for the oportunitity, Miss Quinzel, everyone *enters lecture mode* *is terrifing but also very happy in lecture mode*

#happy brithday jonathan #jonathan crane #scarecrow #united underworld #batman rogues #harley quinn #poison ivvy #pamela isley #jervis tetch #madhatter #edward nygma #riddler #harvey dent #two face #try to guess what the other rogues mentioned gifted Jon #i did one of those for riddleboi and so it's only fair spooky gets one as well even if riddleboi is my fav #the tittle of jonatha lecture comes from batman confidencial #it's the same lecture he tried to give the reporters who were trying to do the rogues documentary