I hardly ever get any time to myself because I do have a somewhat high position in the government, which can be stressful in and of itself, but what makes my job uniquely difficult is that I am in charge of several special agents, but while that also can be difficult, within my supervision are two special agents investigating strange phenomena, and while both are highly intelligent, it seems that their favorite thing to do is putting themselves in extremely dangerous and life-threatening situations that often require my help. Their explanation for what happened often involves the crazy one saying it was something called a fluke man and the one with a Ph.D backing his claim. Whenever they get too close to a top-secret government conspiracy this chainsmoker just appears in my office and says something cryptic about how I must contain them for the greater good and how it’s above my pay grade to know why. The first time I took a day off was to move all my stuff into a new apartment after my wife divorced me, after which I proceeded to get framed for murder. The second time I took a day off was because I had gotten a life-threatening disease that would have killed me in 24 hours.
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okay i looked it up and apparently david duchovny has hazel eyes but c’mon this is so mulder and scully
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This started out as a joke but then i realised the hight difference is kind of accurate💀
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Photo Opportunity
Ext. J Edgar Hoover FBI Headquarters
M: Scully, you've got to take a photo of me here!
TXF Fanart ☆ MSR Fanart
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this is what watching the x files is like to me. i don’t usually share my memes on here, but i do make them on instagram under @sculder.and.mully
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