#valued employee

[rambutanjpeg]

contributing to the culture 🐻

#He Will Be Beefed #thank you twitter for appreciating dad bod Miguel #I’m not the CEO but I hope this post makes me a valued employee #also lyla granny jammies agenda #tis all #miguel o'hara #atsv lyla #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #my art

[ragnarssons]

so huh. after watching all these youtubers (you know, people who do know how youtube works and how much money you can get off youtube and patreon and sponsorships etc) analyze watcher's numbers and statistics and all... can we finally say it's all for capitalism's sake? thanks.

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #tired of the 'they're indie artists :(((((' 'they need to pay their employees' arguments #ffs WAKE UP #i have been following youtube channels FRENCH youtube channels #with smaller revenues #and more employees #AND THEY ARE DOING FINE #and you know #i don't mean youtubers in their bedrooms doing stuff on their computer #i mean real production value #heck more expensive than the one on watcher #and on top of being capitalistic it's BAD capitalism #because they basically killed their brand with that move #literally their brand was 'eat the rich' 'anti system' 'we revolted against buzzfeed' #no one can believe that anymore

[anglerflsh]

Grave mistake of telling my mother about the little prize I got at the human rights cafè so now it's all "you have the rethorical skills... you just need to figure out what to study in life.... someone with your talent.." someone with my talent, mother dearest, will spend their life in a dingy old dark and dusty archive putting documents in place. Okay. Why would I go into politics when there are all these archives I could be manager of

#[.txt] #to hell with 'you have the rethoricak skills of a politician' yeah and ill use it to gaslight archival employees. as is my right to do #also Rich coming from someone who disagrees with me on all my political values?? you do NOT want me to be in power #im killing the first person that says this is jonahmagnus behaviour btw </3 keep him 50 feet away from me at all times #complaining tag

[egberts]

i no longer argue with people on facebook. it wasn't good for my mental health at all. instead i just drop my morally superior take and then laugh react when people try to argue and they get. so. mad.

#i feel im well within my rights to say my takes are typically morally superior because they're always valuing human time and life over all #no companies or polititics can blind me to raw human empathy but the way some people are so brainwashed hoo boy it's rough #also *vs the topic and discussion/argument at hand #im not out here on my moral high horse 24/7 but when McDonald's is planning on laying off employees and people are #bitching about the quality of fast food service instead of considering people are about to lose their livelihoods ? #yeah my opinion is better than theirs

[paranoiahaven]

When I saw this scene, I immediately thought of this:

#helluva boss #blitzø #stolas #spongebob squarepants #mr. krabs #spongebob #when blitzo's dad values his son more than mr. krabs does with his employee #but that's nothing out of the ordinary #my boss would also sell my services if i meant getting 0.0001% compensation

[psshaw]

This onscreen Google slide had to do with a “semantic matching” overhaul to its SERP algorithm. When you enter a query, you might expect a search engine to incorporate synonyms into the algorithm as well as text phrase pairings in natural language processing. But this overhaul went further, actually altering queries to generate more commercial results. There have long been suspicions that the search giant manipulates ad prices, and now it’s clear that Google treats consumers with the same disdain. The “10 blue links,” or organic results, which Google has always claimed to be sacrosanct, are just another vector for Google greediness, camouflaged in the company’s kindergarten colors. Google likely alters queries billions of times a day in trillions of different variations. Here’s how it works. Say you search for “children’s clothing.” Google converts it, without your knowledge, to a search for “NIKOLAI-brand kidswear,” making a behind-the-scenes substitution of your actual query with a different query that just happens to generate more money for the company, and will generate results you weren’t searching for at all. It’s not possible for you to opt out of the substitution. If you don’t get the results you want, and you try to refine your query, you are wasting your time. This is a twisted shopping mall you can’t escape.

#I keep thinking about that google employee who insisted on twitter to hundreds of angry replies that we’re getting the best search results #I wish people valued anything about society more than money. #antitrust lawsuit

[blorbocedes]

if toto and lewis fucked nasty this discourse wouldve never have happened actually but not everyone can be like hornstappen

he needs to bring this energy back fr..... he won you 7 championships and you won't even hug him cock to cock 😒

#at least christian knows how to treat a golden boy right #when will toto pick up lewis like a doll and spin him around #invade your employees personal space if you truly value him 🙄 #no.... he's too busy putting mick on his lap #blorbocedes ask #tp x driver

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Undercover Boss AU where Lena goes undercover with an actual disguise when the company is still L-Corp, and she braces herself for the worst because the producers are warning her about the nasty things they've uncovered during previous episodes.

But when she goes in as a research assistant or factory plant worker, all she hears is good things. Both macro and micro. Everyone is proud to be working for L-Corp, they know they're compensated well, and the company culture is happy and healthy.

And then there's the people who reveal that they know she's the one who paid off their mother's medical bills after she was diagnosed with cancer. The person who found their bereavement leave paid for and then some when their husband or child died. The people who appreciate that she greets them by name, despite having no reason to know them offhand. There's the women who relate how Lena makes a point to give them room to talk in a panel full of men.

Just all these good things, and initially the show is like, we can't use any of this, it's not scandalous enough. Until someone (Kara??) points out how in a world full of awful people, surely knowing that there's a good person in charge of a company that touches so much of daily life across the country is newsworthy.

Which prompts the show to feature Lena's episode during sweeps, capitalizing on the fact that its so different from their usual content. Like, they promo clips of Lena all teary eyed suggesting that she's hearing awful things, but in reality it's her being all mushy when a young intern just effusively explains how it was Lena who prompted her to pursue not only science, but science that served a purpose to improve the lives of others.

And Kara couldn't be prouder.

#supercorp #undercover boss au #lena would be the best boss #the kind of boss who goes to bat for you #who values the employee over their output #who is just genuinely kind and caring #and it shows throughout the entire company #from the top down its a culture of respect and personal value

[vault-tec-official]

We tried to have a Mr. Handy work the same job as one of our highly-trained managers, but it was mysteriously found in disrepair from a self-destruct sequence only 2 minutes after the start of its position. Guess some jobs are better for humans after all!

#mr. handy #vault tec #general atomics #we value our human employees!

[dozenssporks]

in a trigun office au Knives is the founder, owner, and ceo of a different company and is always trying to get Vash to work with him.

Vash, talking to Knives on speaker phone while he eats lunch: look we already ruined last thanksgiving over a discussion about business ethics if you wanna go another round I guess we can obliterate christmas too

Knives: As I've said before there's nothing unusual about my business practices--

Vash: because most major companies are corrupt and evil! The standard is not one you want to meet! While we're talking, stop sending people to recruit me.

Knives: I just want you to get an understanding of my company from an employee's point of view and see they are content with the way things are run.

Vash: whatever. Just stop sending Legato, at least. He gives me the vibe that he'll behead me and tell you that the instructions about headhunting were unclear

Knives: you're always so dramatic.

Vash: I think after your two attempts to frame me for embezzlement so I'd have no job options but signing onto your capitalist yacht that's being kept afloat by the supposedly expendable cubicle drones' frantic paddling--I think I'm allowed to be a little dramatic!

Knives: 'a little'?

Vash: don't judge me, mister, not after your freak out at thanksgiving

Knives: that was a perfectly reasonable reaction!

Vash: you made Milly cry over cranberry sauce!

Knives: it was from a can!

Vash: she cut the slices into stars and hearts! That's adorable, you heartless jerk! I should have let Meryl throw the gravy boat at you! I should have let Wolfwood drown you in the mashed potatoes!

Knives: some of us have standards, you nitwit!

Vash: I'd have to do the limbo to get down to the level of your standards!

*Vash's coworkers who can hear every word because Vash forgot to close the conference room door*

#trigun #trigun office au #a dozen sporks speaks #holidays would be the worst wouldn't they #on one side of the table you've got vash's posse #on the other you got knives and some of the gung ho guns #definitely legato and elendira #knives: I like to appreciate my valued employees #vash: they're your friends just say they're your friends #I think if that phone conversation had been in person biting would have started by the end there

[ihamtmus]

i heard so many nice things about myself from my boss and manager today, it feels good ☺️

#my trial period is ending soon and we had a talk about prolonging my contract #i got a pay raise and they want to pay for a chinese course for me #and they talked about how they value me as an employee and how i am very detailed and learn well #and also how they like my personality and how well i work with the team #they said they like the energy i bring and my happy/positive way of seeing things #idk it was all very lovely??? #it's my first employment contract (only had mandate contracts before) and i was stressed that it wouldn't work out #and the first month was really hard because everything was so new and people didn't really talk to me OR each other #so the atmosphere wasn't very relaxing #and i seriously thought about looking for a different job #but now it's so much better #and i hope it'll keep getting better #they even said i could go with them to the canton fair in autumn #so i could go to china for free haha wow #well we'll see but i'm satisfied for now! 😄 #my post #personal

[5283]

not to be a downer but it's always so funny to me when some random company accs suddenly start tweeting about skz the way stan twt does and then the whole stay twt starts hyping them up tweeting shit like "[insert corporate acc name] IS A STAY??????????" lmao like guys. guys. Guys.

#and like it's some unrelated company like fucking cereal idk #not even music or fashion related #tbh i always despise corporate accs trying to act all friendly trying to present themselves as having human values #is everyone really that oblivious?? #if not and everyone's just having fun then actually how much entertaining this can be #to know that some random company is (pretending to be) a stay or an employee there is a stay #like that's not the Event of the Year guys #chronically offline behavior on my part i guess #or no. rather chronically on tumble behavior #literally this site is the only online ecosystem i can function in #stray kids #skz

[vitasexualiiis]

dont get me wrong i love that fukuzawa is all about personal freedom, including with his employees, but let us not kid ourselves that this personal freedom comes at the cost of tanizaki and kunikida's mental and physical wellbeing 👀

yosano and dazai (him to a lesser extent, but the way he treats kunikida is like ??? yo shachou...you're just gonna let that happen to your devoted employee? ok ok sure) are kinda seriously off-leash in the WORST way???

and like, YEAH it's funny as a reader but like......your employees deserve to not be harassed into panic attacks on company premises...and also possibly...PERHAPS...correct me if *I'M* being the asshole here...the option to NOT DIE without being brutally tortured...

like...maybe you should...step in...my guy...my dude...

#see its hard to not read this as him being like #“i am barely holding it together so i have literally no right to tell you people what to do” #and “i refuse to make executive decisions unless it is to directly protect someone which is the one thing i value above all else.” #i think both things can be true--that he wants people to be free to do what they need to do AND the fact that he should really step in lmao #fukuzawa #bsd meta #like damn it's a low bar to trip over when we see the head of the PM giving employees a gentle talking-to after fucking up royally!

[curiosity-killed]

It is! Possible! That I may be being too hard on myself! Again!!!

#me for most of this fall: I’m not doing enough well enough I’m falling short in everything I am Miserable #the universe lately: you’re such a natural turner / you are so creative / you are doing so much / #you are curious and humble and kind / you have beautiful lines / your writing is lovely #our company did this values in action award and my sister and I were talking abt it last week and how only 5 employees WERENT nominated #and i was like Clearlt I Was Not Nominated #and then today actually read the nominations and I got?? really sweet ones???? #and just had a convo with a colleague abt how I’ve been worried abt underperforming/not doing well enough #and she looked at me like I had literally sprouted a tortoise out of my head and was like #‘’i. think you might have. Very High Standards for yourself. (?????????)’’ #the new director I’ve been working with is so casual abt praise saying how I have beautiful lines and such a strong turn #and just need to relax and breathe #there have been a couple ppl recently reading thru like my entire AO3 and leaving the nicest comments??? #my students are chaotic but at rehearsal they all want to come sit with me and ask me questions and I just #idk I know I have a tendency toward isolation and self-deprecation #but also like. when ur in it (the depressions (?)) it feels so absolute #and i know I have to go thru to get to a place where I can receive the good (emotionally) #and I know I’m a little extra sensitivo bc I‘ve been missing my brother #and specifically how he always always was the person who listened when I needed support #but yeah i. maybe rlly needed this #‘’over and over announcing your place in the family of things’’ #<- current feels #personal #Bc it’s less about positive feedback and more abt feeling like belonging

[appri-dot]

Another question for Woody, let’s imagine this situation, he is faced with almost a classic nutcracker (let’s take Arthur for example) who will accidentally confuse you with one of his own, and will immediately try to shoot the employees with his good IZH-57

Preventive danger? DO NOT GET OFF THE SHIP! Woody would just try to keep everyone from even trying. Hed be (by now) well aware of the capabilities of other Nutcrackers, despite this he himself would approach, try to chat em up maybe get to an understanding.

Immediate danger? Well OOPS! looks like Woody has to fight (he fights to distract, he likely would die if drawn out lol but if he takes bullets then the people behind him won't sooooo) Arthur be sure to grip that gun, Woody goes for the gun, then the arms.

#by go for the arms i mean he literally tries to rip them out #Woody is willing to die for the employees #he really values human lives

[ashton-slashton]

Passing out soon as it's 8am and I haven't slept at all but um... idk.

AU where Lily is a "retired" captain, not because of age, but because he's been let go. He was caught with another man, and some of his crew mutinied, threw him overboard and tried to make it look like an accident. Lily was dashed against the rocks, scarred his face up pretty badly, took one of his eyes. The men were charged, of course, but Lily couldn't go back. His reputation was ruined and now his eyesight wasn't good enough for the Navy.

So he takes charge of a lighthouse. It's offshore, but not by much. Just enough for a bridge to connect the little island to the mainland, though, the high tide drowns it every time it comes in. Lily is alone there, and lonely, but he's safe.

Anyway... yeah. Imagine someone being assigned there. Having to work with this man who is desperately trying to prove that this old lighthouse is worth keeping around. Someone who knows his livelihood is at stake if things don't go exactly as they have always gone. This rugged man who is so, so scared.

#just food for thought... #my partner have made lighthouse aus for loads of our OCs but this setting could pair well with SO many of the Terror boys #(especially if they're younger and kinda prissy but still want to be valued as an employee) #ae: lily mcneil #the terror #terrorposting #the terror oc #(*my partner and I) (sorry just noticed the typo don't feel like fixing it)