Tite Kubo said "here's your middle age man. He has a bad haircut, a creepy smile and you're gonna love him"
And we Bleach girlies collectively said yes.
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EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD INCLUDE:
A himbo
A mean bisexual
An even meaner lesbian
He/theys
She/theys
A token straight that's on thin ice
A gym freak
An astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorised
And a short king queen
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The 17th is Rose's birthday!! Happy birthday, bird man.
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which shinigami absolutely smoke weed?
Urahara invented his own super marijuana and smokes it like mad. He also deals it to a lot of people.
the visoreds have smoking sessions every other week
Shunsui has his own private supply
Shuhei started doing it because Kensei forced him to
Unohana does edibles but doesn't smoke anymore
Renji (he gave Rukia some once and she was hacking and choking and sounded like she was going to die)
Isshin (stopped after Yuzu guilt tripped him)
Ukitake also does edibles because if he smokes them he will fucking die
Yamamoto used to be a stoner but nobody knows that
Kenpachi tried it once and it had absolutely no affect on him
Yachiru hates the smell of smoke and coughs loudly to guilt trip people into not smoking around her
Byakuya tried it once and had a panic attack
and that's all we can think of but I really wanted to answer this as soon as possible heh
-Meninas
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POV you are Hinamori Momo and your new boss is weird and annoying but you're trying to be nice because you and him are co-chairs of the Personally Traumatized By Aizen club. You walk into the office to throw some paperwork at him. He is pacing back and forth on the ceiling. The ceiling. You are so tired.
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The way Leslie Knope describes Ben's body is the exact same way I would describe Shinji.
"as a woman I appreciate your slight but powerful body"
"I guarantee none of them has as cute a butt as you"
"he's got a tight, compact little body like an Italian sports car"
"I should listen to you always because you're a man genius with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy elf king"
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Dear followers, I'm so sorry for my recent hiatus. My health fluctuates a lot and it's been a bad time for a while. Thank you for your continued patience and support 🙇🏻♀️
This picture was requested by the lovely @viciousvizard a while back ♡ Please let me know if you have any more requests〜!
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Jushiro: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Shunsui, Starrk, Lilynette, Love & Rose: *simultaneously* killed without hesitation
Jushiro: NO
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Don't worry, we won't take much of your time
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