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fromideaandbeyond · 6 years

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Guess who couldn’t sleep because she was feeling sick and then decided it was a good idea to study some Korean? Spoiler: it’s me. Because who doesn’t study when they feel sick?!? #welcometomyweirdlife #TTMIK #Korean #iamlearning

#iamlearning #ttmik #welcometomyweirdlife #korean

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pokemonlovinggirl · 10 years

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WELCOME TO MY WEIRD LIFE: Awkwaaaaaaaard...

AT SCHOOL

Me: *sighs in relief* Finally...its almost dismissal time!

Seatmate: You said it!

DURING THE DISMISSAL PRAYER

Everyone: *praying*

Classmate in front of the whole class: *skirt falls down and doesn't notice*

Me: *raises eyebrow* (How the heck did that happen?)

Everyone: *tries to surpress laughter*

PA: ----hope you have a nice day everyone!

Everyone: *laughs uncontrollably*

Classmate whose skirt fell down: What's so funny? *walks away while leaving the skirt on the floor*

Me: ...I still don't get how that happened. *turns to seatmate* Do you?

Seatmate: *shrugs*

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xxxxmischiefmakerxxxx · 11 years

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So, my family lives way out in the country and we are wedged in between to horse farms and a cow farm. This is what happened when my mom and i were sitting in the living room tonight with all the windows open. Me: oh my god what is that awful noise?!! ( looks across the street) Mom: what noise? Me: it sounds like there is a cow screaming out there! Oh my god you don't think they are slaughtering it in the open do you D:?? Mom: they don't slaughter their cows over there! Its probably just two cows having wild sex. Me: ( slowly and awkwardly closes the living room window) And so now i don't know if i should be disturbed at the thought of two cows getting it on or be relieved they are not being slaughtered. ._.

#weird #ohmygod #cows #welcometomyweirdlife

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pokemonlovinggirl · 10 years

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WELCOME TO MY WEIRD LIFE: Rhyming

Me: *working on something at school*

Classmate#1: Hey we have to do the props!

Me: WHY ME AGAIN!?

Classmate#2: Cause you're the only one in this class who knows how to paint. Emphasized from that you're in painting class.

Me: You have a point.

Classmate#1: So can you bring paints tomorrow.

Me: T_T No.

Classmate#2: Why not?

Classmate$#1: It can be the crimson or even black!

Me: Because of the last project... *deep breath*

Me: I'VE RAN OUT OF RED; I'VE RAN OUT OF BLUE!

I'VE RAN OUT OF YELLOW AND ALL MY PAINTS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Classmate#2: Wow that rhymed! *now giggly*

Classmate#1: Yeah! :)

Me: ^_^ Oh yeah...! *suddenly realized* WAIT. WHY IS IT THAT WHEN SOMEONE RHYMES THE CONVERSATION JUST GOES OUT THE WINDOW!?!?!?

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