#what the hell riverdale

[scoobycool9]

Are we...

IS THAT HOW WE LEARN PERCIEVAL IS A FUTURE CHILD OF ONE OF THE CORE FOUR AND HAS BEEF WITH FUTURE BABY ANTHONY.......

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #what the hell riverdale

[lu-luvslestat]

I never really had a humongous thing for dilfs but now I understand the rest of the girlbloggers. god I need him.

#girlblogger #pinterest girl #tumblr girl #lana del rey #female hysteria #hyper feminine #femcel #female insanity #riverdale #fp jones #skeet ulrich #hell is a teenage girl #cinnamon girl #this is what makes us girls #waifcore #waifspo #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lizzy grant #lana unreleased #ultraviolence #girlblogger in distress #this is a girlblog #just girly things #just girly posts #lux lisbon

[kiwinatorwaffles]

no but like what is up with the wider shipping community and their way of allowashing clearly aspec-coded characters. or hell. even canon confirmed aspec characters. this amanormativity shit is making me tired. does a character really need to wear a giant shirt that says “i’m asexual” or “i’m aromantic” or “i’m aroace” in all caps and flaming text to tell everyone not to ship them the same way allo characters get shipped. we are not a monolith but i know i can sure as hell say our experiences will never be the same as an allo person’s

#this post was made after i read up about what they did to jughead in riverdale #i have never read archie comics but i knew jughead for years because he was a canon aroace #and then it led me to think about my other blorbos who are also clearly aspec #who got allowashed to hell in shipping #motherfucking. ford pines. miles edgeworth. EVEN LITERALLY SAIKI KUSUO #kiwi’s calls #kiwi’s aspec posting #aspec

[lonesomedotmp3]

when riverdale comes back I plan to singlehandedly make this website unusable for all non-fans and you can hold me to that.

#when riverdale is on hiatus my entire life gets significantly worse so i will be cherishing what I've got left of the show #and i will be LOUD as HELL about it! #.txt #oh my god when all the mutuals start riverdaleposting again it'll be the equivalent to a rager to me we r fucking partying wednesay #the 29th of march #well probably the thirtieth for me because of time zones. whatever !!

[change-the-rules]

there's just something inherently hysterical to me about toni doing her square-ass little prepared cheer routine meanwhile in fantasy filter land the lights dim and the beat drops as cheryl's looking at her like toni's an oasis and she's been crawling around the desert for days

#honestly the fact that the fantasy crush filter just fucking activates the second cheryl sees toni is even funnier #she is so down bad and im living for it #toni's just doing the most basic ass white bread go team go shit and cheryl's staring like toni's doing a damn strip tease #when toni tried out in the original timeline we pan down the line and honestly betty looks more turned on by toni that time #and thats mostly jest and cheryl clearly likes what she sees but 50's cheryl? #genuinely looks seconds away from pouncing or combusting #repression is a hell of a drug i guess #anyway makes me chuckle every damn time #cheryl blossom too gay to function #but not really she pulls it together admirably well *snorts* #choni #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

[girlblocker]

what is god about riverdale. this is a genuine question

in terms of the religious undertones... veronica has a confession scene in like season 2 i think where shes talking about how shes leading someone she loves down like an unrighteous path. & jughead sacrifices himself to die in a gang fight and then gets carried by his dad in a pieta shot. betty's sister who had an unwed pregnancy becomes a jesus figure and washes her feet to absolve betty of some of her sins (i forgot which ones specifically but probably murder bc of the serial killer gene stuff). archie also gets crucified once. oh also theres like 3 religious cults at different points

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #answers #anon #i got a follow up ask to this where anon said they meant to ask 'what is good abt riverdale' #but thouhgt this was more interesting #whats good about riverdale is that its like . not afraid to be insane as hell #& would rather have things be interesting than make them make sense

[faerl]

Jugheads dad is dilf skeet Ulrich????

#what the hell fp stand for??? #father pussy??? #riverdale #fp jones #riverdale liveblog

[vamppeach]

i am doomed to be enraptured by mediocre media

#the year is 2024. i am reading The Foxhole Court for the first time. #it isnt bad but it is definitely not good. mostly it's insane. #why is every character related to organized crime. why does everyone care about college sports when the organized crime is happening. #and most important what the hell drug is andrew on. #i have to keep reading i need to know if they win the chamionship or if the serial killer will interrupt neil's training montage #THE FOXHOLE COURT WALKED SO RIVERDALE COULD RUN

[godheadjones]

i made the mistake of checking the comments on riverdales instagrams post about tabitha and so many people were saying that tabitha brings nothing to the show. i’m sorry, are we talking about the same tabitha tate? the one who saved riverdale twice, once on her own at the last minute? the tabitha tate who gave up everything with the one she had fallen in love with so that he could at least be happy in the new reality and went on to work out how she could save riverdale again by herself for however long it would take? what makes me so sad is that i know if tabitha had come to riverdale and had just helped jughead get back with betty and went on to date reggie everyone would love her and worship her. literally what happened with jopaz is just happening with tabitha and people don’t like her and find her a worthless character because she dated jughead and he’s happy with someone who helped heal him and get over someone who broke his heart. but whatever. let’s imagine a riverdale without tabitha. do you see it? yeah everyone’s dead and season 7 is the sweet hereafter. what a season to go out on without tabitha. percival also would have taken riverdale over so like. shut up.

#i also saw someone call her a nasty character cause she took jughead’s memories #and i started at that comment for so long trying to figure out what the hell it meant #HE CONSENTED TO HAVING HIS MEMORIES TAKEN CAUSE IT WAS FOR THE BEST #i also realized people would hate her for not taking his memories too so that there’d be no chance for bughead #so it’s a lose-lose for tabitha whatever she does and like. she’s so slay. i love her with all my heart #AMAZING addition to the show and people say she’s flat and boring. when she saved riverdale twice and is an angel #idk what to tag this cause it might offended people #i just got a bit ranty and i was screaming at my phone #all the comments are so terrible and i’m like. there’s not liking a character but then there’s ‘nasty character’ cause she did something #she had to do

[dawningfairytale]

archie: i don’t know i don’t really like this song it makes me seem indecisive

gay kevin: well what do you want archie?

archie: how the heck should i know that? not this “heteronormativity” thing that’s for darn sure

#riverdale #archie andrews #archie the musical #see season 6 archie would say fuck or at the very least hell #and THATS what i call being mind-controlled by the au version of your best friend with whom you have homoerotic tension

[girl-archie]

jughead + archie - girl crush by little big town

#its about jeronica character foils #and its about what veronica is allowed to do with archie vs what jughead can't #and its about how they both see archie as golden in some way #but mostly its about jughead is so in love with archie #making this for the purpose of jughead being gay but also watching it back being like damn jughead is gay as hell #jarchie #kind of varchie i guess #riverdale #amv #jughead jones

[doctorcurdlejr]

UM ARCHIE GAY SONG?

#WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? #riverdale #riverdale spoilers #a day in the life

[vraska-theunseen]

some guy is acting crazy foaming at the mouth in the maple club is this when jughead gets rabies

#isnt rabies not even curable what the hell is going to happen to jughead #alex talks #riverdale

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

riverdale must be so good this season if you’re like. a barchie fan. happy for them unfortunately i hate this season so much i wish we could all do ritual suicide about it.

#also i guess archie fans are having a good time getting to baby him or whatever #why can’t veronica girls ever win tho. even betty girls are losing these days #it’s fucking bleak i hate even thinking about it #beth.txt #like ok last week’s was pretty okay but this week we’re gonna go right back to the same boring shit #and last week’s wasn’t that good either. it was like. good within the most horrifically boring restraints the whole season carries #and frankly. i’m sick of roberto and i’m sick of gay riverdale fans acting like he’s god. he’s a showrunner hes going to hell no matter what #the preview for this week’s is so fucking awful like can we all kill ourselves im so annoyed

[srijellyfishtempura]

Riverdale s2 finale fucking insane what is going ON

#afternath #riverdale #what the hell #gay people #i love gay people

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

fallout 3 is great because if you pass a speech check you can just tell the antagonists to kill themselves and they'll do it without hesitating

#sam.txt #fallout 3 is so crazy its the riverdale of the fallout universe #i love her very dearly she's like a firstborn child to me #my favorite character is the chinese general in the call of duty sim i also love the german scientist who got accidentally trapped #in his own hell sim as a 9yo girl hes my favorite what an absolute fucking numbnut #i cant decide what i want to say with this post but fallout 3 is so special and dear to me #i also love the clan of vampire larpers who live in the subway tunnels #very immersive #your first conversation with most of them is like. OK KYS #i think the clan of vampires is actually in new vegas. sorry im a fake new vegas fan #but i do think that there is also a clan of vampire pretenders in 3?? i need to replay her shes so iconic #naur im right the quest is like a town asks you to please go talk to this insane guy running a cult #cus he keeps telling his insane followers to abduct people from that town to feed on😭 #theyre called the family i need to put some respect on their name this is honestly sending me i love this game