#whatever her husband's name is

[midnighttales357]

MIZU IS A HORSE GIRL???

I ONLY KEEP WINNING!!!

(she said, completely ignoring the utterly tragic events that are bound to follow any and every happy flashback)

#blue eye samurai #mizu #whatever her husband's name is #idk I'm pulling an all nighter for this #pray that my fucked up sleep schedule gets fixed after tonight #today? #bitch idk it's 5:27 AM

[thali-lemmonpie]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND AS USUAL I CELEBRATE WITH AN SPIRK AU OF MY CHOICE 🥳🎉💖 This time is Fem!Spirk + Bones in a screencap redraw of the episode The City on the Edge of Forever 😌💖

#my art #star trek #s'chn t'gai spock #spirk #space husbands #james t. kirk #st #tos #star trek the original series #Mcsprik if you want. deep down I want it 😭 #leonard 'bones' mccoy #they still don't have a name but choose whatever you want <3 #space wives?????????? #t'hy'la #Edith Keeler #Edith is just Edith because yes. She's already good and I didn't want to make her a man I can't #my birthday is just an excuse to draw spirk bcs is the spirk month in my head

[heyclickadee]

So, my family is rewatching Rings of Power, and since I’m the one in the family that read The Silmarillion (like a masochist), I’m the one who keeps getting asked all the questions.

#‘did this happen?’ well broadly speaking yes but Tolkien never fleshed this part of middle-earth’s history out in much detail #but I know exactly where they got the idea for whatever it is most of the time #‘is Galadriel’s husband really dead’ of course not #‘did Sauron ever go by the name Halbrand?’ well not really but also how much time do you have because this is going to take some explaining #‘is that Gandalf?’ almost definitely but they’re doing the blue wizard thing with him by taking him to Rhun #also I think they’re making him the basis for the hobbit’s ’man in the moon’ song so I’m honestly okay with it #‘is the Queen lady’s nightmare significant’ Yes three times over but how am I supposed to say anything about it #without giving away what’s probably a season finale #‘what’s with the mithril?’ Hell if I know I’m as confused as you are about that #actually the Galadriel’s husband one was funny #because of course Celeborn shows up in the movies #but my mom wasn’t sure that was actually her husband #or some random blorbo #or a second husband #which then opened up the whole conversation #to how the elves are painfully monogamous even when their spouse dies #because they way they die is weird and also #they all still have generational and firsthand trauma from the fallout of that one elf guy who did get remarried #rings of power spoilers

[juodojimirtis]

So, if Valak and Irene had children (and they do, in my story), the young demons would also be descendants of St. Lucy. Hell, the awkwardness in family reunions. Irene would need a lot of champagne.

I don't know, Leonidas maybe would talk to her after some time. Deianira, possibly. Elektra... I'd say not a chance.

#the nun #the conjuring universe #the conjuring fandom #otp #valak #sister irene #valak x sister irene #valak/sister irene #death and the maiden #conjurverse #horror fandom #the conjuring fanfiction #sanguis tenebrarum #i spoiled their names but whatever #maybe irene would switch to whiskey as she tried to keep her ancestor and her husband from killing each other #leo is the most mellow of the three maybe because he's the oldest

[infriga]

Started watching The Fall of the House of Usher, and I'm only 2 episodes in so far but my main thought is that Roderick must have like rainbow sperm or something cause all of his kids are level 99 queers.

#Random #the fall of the house of usher #tfothou #Tv show thoughts #The fact that they're all gonna die is funny to me #it's like if Flannigan saw people questioning if Bly Manor counts as bury your gays #And said 'oh you wanna see me bury some gays? Bet' #That's a joke btw not a criticism lol #I'm not complaining about it being filled with queer people and I definitely don't consider Bly Manor to be a case of bury the gays #The thought just tickled my funny bone lol #I think Freddy is the only one who hasn't been shown as explicitly Not Straight #Idk what the one daughter has going on with her husband and her... Self insert sex employee lady?? But it's not straight whatever it is #I forget her name I'm still memorizing them all

[layla-carstairs]

alright. that's enough for tonight

#I wish more of tda had no zara in it #also zara just autocorrected to my cousin's name & now I'm wondering if I'm saying her name right #bc my cousin is zarah and I don't pronounce they're names similarly at all 🧍🏻‍♀️ #whatever i don't want them associated in my mind anyway. zarah is great i love her <3 #her husband's name is cameron too.... How am i just realising this lmao #they have a daughter Charlotte and shes very cute <3 #anyway #bella reads los

[rjalker]

Lol my mom told me she's never going to use my pronouns and says she'll never see me as nonbinary because "all these labels are brand new, people don't need to label themselves, there's no such thing as being trans, these words were all just brand new and not real, your generation just wants to tell everyone what they do in the bedroom, it's not necessary, you can't just randomly change what's real and what's not, anatomically you're a girl and you always will be"

I told her to give me a concrete timeline for when she thinks "all these labels" were invented, since she just kept being vague and saying they were brand new.

She said 20 years.

She thinks trans and gay people were invented 20 years ago and before 2002 no gay or trans people existed, ever, in all of history.

She says "there's no point discussing it because nothing you can say will change my stance on this"

Nope, you're going to get over your bullshit, bitch :)

Anyways I'm sending her Stone Butch Blues, not that she'll read it. Any other suggestions for resources I can shove at her? Movies I can make her watch, ect?

(Feel free to reblog!)

#transmisia #exorsexism #Feel free to reblog lol. she's just being her usual shitty self #Like no mom you are in fact going to stop being a transmisic jackass :) #you don't get a say in the matter #It's funny because she had no problem with Megan's pronouns and name. #So she's RECENTLY gotten more transmisic. #Probably from her idiot husband listening to transmisics on the radio or whatever #pretty sure he listens to/watches Ben Shapiro

[narutomaki]

get me OUT OF HERE

#this is about fucking. shipping. fucking orochimaru. get out of this polycule all of you shoo!!! go!!!! #STOP HAVING BABIES AND BEING HAPPY AND GOOEY!!!! STOP!!!!!! YOURE RUINING ME!!!!!!!!! #the fucked up little version of Obito ive made tho and his fucked up little niche of functionally immortal reincarnated body sharing #its like ive made him cat nip for Orochimaru. i was JOKING INITIALLY RIGHT??? I WAS LIKE #HAHA OROBITO HAHA HA HA HAAA FUCKING HELP MR #IM IJ HERE NOW LIKE OH YEAH AND GENE SPLICING IS SOMETHING OROCHIMARU HAS EXPERIENCE IN #AND GIVING HIM THIS AS A HEALYHY OUYLET AND MAKING HIM A MOTHER IN ONE FELL SWOOP #Obito has like 15 kids by the time Miho is created so shes not going yo be his heir (his heirs mother was an Uzumaki he hit it off with and #asked to have a kid with young (17) so shes 14 by the time the main series begins) #any way. Kakuzu being like ok you can have a chold under this roof but i will not be responsible in any way for it #and then holding Miho exactly once and going like 'oh i get why mothers die for their babies now' #Kisame takes the longest to warm up to her which surprises him bcus he gets along well with the rest of Obitos children #(Obito is like well. fuck you guys. Uchiha clan in Ame time and offers people contracts like in situations of fertility he adopts the mother #and father into his clan and turkey basters it (okay no he does send them to the hospitla but) and otherwise offers #a home a name etc for agreeing to join as either a civilian clan member or to have a child of his and some of the #second parents are like oh fuck yeah i want a kid but not a relationship/my husband is infertile/whatever and raise the child #as their own with very lityle input from Obito but some Obito has raised / was raising essentially on his own (such as his heir whos mother #didnt want to be in a relationship with Obito but wanted to test out motherhood and found she Could Not Do It and is now #more of an estranged aunt figure but 14 y/o doesnt have much bad blood about it bcus she has The Scariest Step Dad squad and #is 1000% creepy teen girl coded and it gets validated in sooo many capacities. cant do unethical experiments on mice when one of your step #fathers can bring you into the lab and teach you how to actually do the work and deal with an ethics commity that yes we have to #otherwise your father gives us the neutral but disappointed face) #ANY WAY #CAN YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!! LET ME OUY LET ME OUT HELP SOMEONES FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

[hikarinokusari]

Left the player on the news that the Abbot has a-bride-to-be for Strahd and called for the end of the session. I think they got caught by surprise by the news ( '-'). No spoiler for my players please, they're first timers !

#hnk dms curse of strahd #hnk ramblings #ngl I like the Abbot but man is he hard to play #they haven't seen the bride as she was training her musical skill in another room #they also bought things from Jenny Greenteeth somehow despite Jenny's weird prices. They seem happy and Jenny as well so it's a win-win ? #trivia but do you believe that the first NPC to get kissed is Jenny Greenteeth ? Strahd didn't even kiss the bard when they were banging. #Ireena had hugs but no kiss. Jenny had hugs and kisses. She won the game. Strahd only had carnal pleasure and blood. He lost. #they knew there was a bride and a dress and whatever but they didn't know the husband's name well now they know #ireena is surprisedpikachu.jpeg btw

[pocketramblr]

am I mistaking you for someone else or are you the one who made Giran Kotaro's dad once?

Haha no yeah that was me, that's a fun au born of a typo but committing to the bit was worth it as it ends up meaning Giran raises his grandchildren and leads to the Todobeards plotline

#step one: mistype 'giran' when you meant 'gran' #step two: realize this is a more fun version of 'Nana realizes her husband is a villain and fakes his death and hides their son' than the #version of other aus I've seen using afo #step three: ok so then it's a battle as giran is trying to hunt down the kid because you know what‚ Nana faking his death was fair‚ but she #didn't have to get the kid involved as Nana then later Gran and other ocs borrowed from apprenticeverse try to keep him hidden #until at last kotaro (idiot) is an adult and rechanges his name to Shimura leading Giran realizing he needs to hide him now from AfO #step four: ??? #step five: Hana and Tenko raised as brokers #step six: Hana falls for Fuyumi but they can't risk openly dating so Tenko is volunteered as Fuyumi's beard #and of course Fuyumi's boyfriend can't stay in her room overnight but the boyfriend's sister can sure why not #the boyfriend can stay with touya or natsuo if he doesn't want a guest bedroom whatever Enji barely even looks at those sons #also as Hana learns more about the todo family drama she gets worried about Fuyumi realizing what she is because she doesn't want to betray #her and doesn't intend to sell any of that info #but then she keeps learning more and can't help but wonder if passing on that info to someone else would be the right thing to do?? but who #Tenko is no help because if Hana asks him what he'd do he just shrugs and says if he needs an alibi for murdering‚ say‚ a top ten hero #he'll let her know #and yes Giran IS smoking even more now from the stress of the grandkids shenanigans #'they're the reason i went so grey so early ' #anon #pocket talks to people

[yuridovewing]

in hindsight im very glad im not making sparkfire and alderheart bramblesquirrel kits because man does that give me more to do with the dynasty plot as opposed to the "im not firestar" plot. i miiight make it so that nightheart is still firekin through larksong and its part of the weird thing where thunderclan starts to worship firestar's bloodline when hes part of both and its like a weird uncomfortable thing for him to grapple with. finchlight would also go through it

#side note: idk if ill name sparkpelt sparkfire anymore #i have like. a half baked idea about bramblestar thinking firestar created sparkkit in his own image #just to parallel how he treated him about his dad. which isnt the case but thats how he rationalizes her looking like him #but liiike. tbh im not sure where to take that. bramble is unreasonable hes not a good dad or husband #but like. yknow would he assume this about his kits... how does this affect alderheart or whatever #im not sure but im also considering removing the firestar resemblance in general. (also ngl i just dont like the name sparkfire sjdflskdf) #(its better than sparkpelt and i was using it as an easter egg and a way to parallel the tigerstar/bramblekit situation) #but again idk what im keeping and i might just remove it entirely #so.... sparkstorm is up in the air. i might go with that instead in honor of sandstorm

[urzfanclub]

Q) would zaeed and garrus be work husbands in mass effect 2. Not coworker besties but the whole thing of “work husbands” specifically

👉 counterpoint: garrus is in his edgy lone wolf vigilante era & a work husband might ruin his #archangelaesthetic

☝️counter-counterpoint: garrus is a guy who always wants a bestie squad even if he likes to seem charismatically aloof & cooler than thou

they could have a toxic slutch platonic but still a little gay thang going on.. they have so much fun rigging andersons apartment with alarms and shit in 3… & their loyalty missions r insane little mirrors

#i (M 20-whatever) am a vigilante on a dangerous mission considering having a work husband (M 60-whatever) but hes a merc.. can this work #answer 1: love conquers all. you have a warriors bond #answer 2: (REMOVED BY MODERATORS) #actually i know he is telling stories & quoting himself to jack whenever she’s hanging out in the hallway or something. & he gets miffed #when she makes fun of him for naming his gun #& he shows her tricks for gun maintenance & she pretends 2b bored

[doodlboy]

I FORGOT 2 SAY

I MADE A FRIEND @ WORK 2DAY!!

#we have a lil rinkydink starbucks cafe on the other side of the store where i go 2 eat lunch #[bc its the only place 2 sit bc our break room in the pharmacy is tiny and filthy imo] #anyway #i was there twice 2day #1 to eat the breakfast i grabbed on the way 2 work which was a fucking massive hot chocolate 4 my throat #& when i went there 2 get lunch @ 1 and actually ordered from this new friend #and then later on in the day they stopped by 2 get their prescription filled!! #idr their name besides the fact that rose was a part of it so i shall mentally call them that until i learn their name #also ×2! #there's this really nice elderly chinese lady who comes to pick up her husband's medicine #and she remembered my name without even having to look @ my nametag #which makes me happy even tho its my deadname #hehe interacting with people is nice #also x3 i was answering phones & whatever this morning and got hung up on 5 times by angry ppl abt their insurance or whatever skfjdkdjd #man thats not my job idk how 2 fix it or i would. i wouldn't pay $500 for medicine eithet #either #skdjfjskdj #elliot rambles