#while im here chatting

[autisthc]

sometimes i think back to my last roommate situation and i just……. like rich ppl are so wild its on another level. like everything about pretending to be poor and needing to control the ppl around them is so true it makes me really sad. idk man i wanted to believe it would work out and that they were ~ different ~ but the longer im living on my own the more i reflect upon how genuinely dystopian it all is,,, the people with the most opportunity and influence really squander it bc they dont view anyone as of consequence as their are, theyre so held back by their individualism its maddening

#anyways ive been playing a lot of fortnite on tha weekends #the new season is so fun and im excited for the lego release #me rafa and cameron have been playing sm #weve also been going bowling a LOT too #and! ive finally saved up for an apple pencil #today were getting breakfast at in n out LOL #like i cant emphasize the joy that floods into your life when you stop holding onto controlling or understanding what other people are doin #theres a bew godzilla movie and it looks really good :3c and im getting rafas ears pierced for an early chrismas present #yes i got paid this week can you tell LOL #while im here chatting #work is so hard ugh but the paycheck is literally exactly worth it in my mind ughhhgghghhh #thats the worst #its easy to leave when the pay and hours are shit but its SO consistent rn #my bills are always paid on time and i have left overs for little treats #nothings gonna break my striiiide last year this is exactly what i was aiming for its crazy #okok byeee #my face

[buwheal]

T4KING A [[Ride Around Town]]!!!!

This was a gift for my silly little friend!!!!! Say hi guys!!! Hi Luka!!! :wave: The song chosen for this one is Drive My Car by The Beatles :-)

#Youre in his 1967 ford mustang convertable specifically. “crusty ass dirty” to be exact lol. #We were chatting and something he said gave me like.. a brain blast.. I had to... #Heres your food while i work on asks. Im increasing the canvas size. which means i have to redo the backdrop. ^_^ #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart

[volivolition]

reading the "after the mind, the world again" ttrpg rulebook and im in love with it

my god i am so affectionate towards them. but MAN this is so fucking cool i wish i wasnt a scared little guy so i could play ttrpgs hkjhd...

#chemi chats #i would love to play any facet i think. preference for motorics or psyche but ough... all of this is so cool :'] #however in the way the game is set up it's meant to be argumentative and while i love seeing it i dont want to uh. play it hkjgh #SCARY!! SCARY TO ME!! im nervous and non confrontational!! so i will just read the manuals and think about it really hard!! #this is so interesting to me because i was literally planning a skill ttrpg before i found this one!! my god they did it so much smarter. #i like how they do it here a lot more because i was planning on making character things and move sets for each individual of the 24 skills. #mine would have been much more skills inside-the-mind focused than outside world focused which isn't everyone's ideal #this makes way more sense lmao <3 i will return to my previous idea now that i dont have to fulfill that ecological niche #[gripping my planning document With Force] #task: message please survive

[eight-cats-in-a-box]

Reasons why Jet Black is the Ultimate Husbando:

1. He can cook

THIS IS CANON

2. He's a GENTLEMAN

Look at him and tell me he DIDN'T treat his mama right

That's right

You can't

3. He hasn't broken hearts

Only had his heart broken

(rip 😔)

4. He likes bonsai trees

Again, canon

Anyone who likes plants is (usually) a kind soul

5. HE'S SO SHAPED LOOK AT HIM AAAAAAA

6.✨Trauma✨

I won't elaborate bc ✨spoilers✨ but ya

7. He's good with kids

He's so mom friend omg

Again, canon

8. Sweet boi

Couldn't harm a soul

But he has to

He's a ✨cowboy✨

9. Thicc

Look at him

He's built like a BRICK WALL DAMMIT

MANS GOT MORE TIDDY THAN I DO (not self deprecation, just observation)

AAAAA

World cold, world hard(shut up), tiddy soft, tiddy warm

10. Warmf

Good snuggles

Good hugs

Overall 10/10 Bf/husband

Wish he was real

✨But alas,✨ my fair Romeo shall remain fiction

this gif is so cute fml

Reasons why Spike Spiegel is Ultimate Husbando #2:

1. Floof

Look at him

He would APPRECIATE head scritches

Somf boi

2. Strong man

He can fight like he's dancing, he would give INCREDIBLE snuggles

lanky green bean lookin ass

3. More trauma

Also got his heart broken

Poor boi needs hugs

But he's too cool for that

no he's not go hug him

4. Fashion

He wears a SUIT

to FIGHT PPL

HE HAS FASHION SENSE

5. Good with his hands

Do I need to elaborate 7w7

6. Flirt

Fucking flirty

Whyyyy

Aaaaaa

7. Can drive

Bc we all know that's awesome

And he drives like a champ

Got the speeding tickets to prove it/ref

8. Probably a good kisser

Idk just a hunch

why is he not realllll aaaaaa

9. He's so sweet when he wants to be

But he's so depressed

And it's so sad

10. He absolutely has tiddy

It's canon

WORLD COLD AND HARD, TIDDY SOFT AND WARM

10/10

WHY IS HE NOT REALLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EDIT: Since y'all seem to like my crackfic writing, why don't you check out some of my other stuff?

#cowboy bebop #spike spiegel #jet black #cowboy bebop x reader #spike spiegel x reader #jet black x reader #spike spiegel x you #jet black x you #cowboy bebop x you #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #fuck #dumbass chats @... 12:50 AM #i cannot make this shit up #it is 12:50 and im rambling abt fictional men to Tumblr #FUCK im down bad #while im here: (@ all fanfic authours) HOW DO U WRITE SO GOOD #like seriously #sharing is caring #leo writes

[cervideity]

green propaganda

#four swords #four swords manga #green link #red link #hey chat sorry for the repost of this. it wasnt showing up in the four swords tag! wth!! at least from what i could see. #ok heres the same tags retyped #dude i think about green in the middle of godamn nowhere while the ithers are going thru it. #red and blue slicing through monsters fighting for their lives and cut to green like. MY SWORD WILL NOT STOP PINGING MEEE ! #green is also going thru it dont get me wrong but im thinkin about after the pyramid when hes just wandering. so funny to me.

[pikslasrce]

me (internally): oh my god. another gay perso– wait its not right to assume peoples identity based on stereotypes like tha– but look at him. the mullet. the chunky highlights. the way he talks– okok. im not the only gay person h– WAIT hes coming this way look approachable

me (externally): *stares homophobically*

#oh god oh fuck how do i proceed... next time i see him in the office im introducing myself. hi im the new hire #NOOOOO ill become that annoying fujoshi coworker. i cant let that happen. im here to make money not friends. #on an unrelated note. i have to look gayer. how do i look gayer without being too clockable #literally its the only joy id have i need to. watercooler chat with someone like MEEE #piksla.txt #you can tell i havent been in society in a while

[todayisafridaynight]

i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off

#snap chats #WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT #SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH #AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES #AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH #I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT #AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY' #LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭 #ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now #i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on #watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english #like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches #see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine... #LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES #in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout #or am i insane.it could be both idk #its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!! #I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS #anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls #which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...

[sirenofthegreenbanks]

deeply enjoy that the novel can also be read as a commentary on the fallacy of information. we have zzs as the main narrator who adds to this nuance by being a former spymaster and leader of a bunch of proficient investigators. hes very intimate with the process of verification of information, and even his vast databank of knowledge and his abilities of filtering and sorting the "true" from the "fake" is tested throughout the novel through many instances and events. its especially interesting because he makes a major mistake, almost from the very start, that he resolves only after a very long time, and only after overcoming personal weaknesses. his personal weakness at recognizing truth vs decept reveals itself in the inability to meet personal events with a human perspective; he is basically functioning like a person with two lives, and most of the time, he at least acts as if he is regarding wkx, suspected master of ghosts, from the professional business grounds of the retired leader of shadows rather than from the perspective of a person with an adventurous life and wishes of his own. in this lies the danger to misinterpret and to refuse to confront what is truly going on. if zzs cant 'find' the "true reason" for the ghost master following his humble retired self, he is going to do his utmost to make up one (on the basis of his personal and professional experience with such situations), instead of considering at least once the admittedly unlikely chance that wkx might like him and is even deeply sincere about him. this doesnt signal anything less but that we, as the reader, should not irrevocably trust even the one person who is in most stories the most trustworthy; the main narrator. instead, we are advised to reserve us the right to doubt and think for ourself, to look critically upon even zzs, which only circles back to the novel's theme of the fallacy of information. it even lends to the novel's dialogue with the human right to form your own opinion and your own thoughts and come to your own conclusions, no matter how much they might diverge from norm or mainstream or traditions, and no matter how tempting it might be not to.

#tian ya ke #just thoughts im having while im continuing my reread #zhou zishu from tyk #zhou zishu #this has me wondering if zzs's struggle with himself regarding trusting in wkx's display of sincerity #can also be read as his general struggle with being a person with a life of his own and private opinions in service of no other than himsel #one of the things he learns is that is okay to have desires and its okay to Be a person #oftentimes that reveals itself in the novel's question of morality as a concept and the conditions for receiving love and care #'are villains and ppl whove done bad stuff deserving of love and care? do they need to earn it?' #but i think it also comes true here where zzs essentially needs to find a way to be human again #going from having lived a life with a truly atrocious work/life balance to a life that is fully and entirely his own #(i always think that zzs taking the nails has a lot to do with reclaiming ownership) #(and also with 'detoolifying' himself; hes turning himself into a cripple he is 'useless'. this gives him the justification #he needs to live according to his own personal whims and desires.) #updating my tags to find my insane chat with geneticcatalyst again-> #bouncing thoughts back and forth #the mutual tag #geneticcatalyst

[ringchime]

hi everyone !! this is a new edit blog for most general things ( icons , layouts , rentry graphics etc . ) and i was wondering if i could just get a quick promo ?? thanks sm and have a wonderful day ! ��♡

tags : @essthereal @autibf @cutesiplushi @circuswhisprs @kiochisato @rebirthesse + anyone who wants to !!

#☕️ // ❛ chatting ! ❜ #mm im super excited to be here !! ( ^_^ ) #its been a while since i ran a proper edit blog n all

[solarpunkani]

The awful awful mix of ‘wants to do something tangible outside of just reblogging posts’ and ‘broke ass college student whos too anxious to do phone calls’ is devouring my goddamn mind

#out of queue #ani rambles #not to mention an old friend from the miraculous ladybug days guilt tripped me for reblogging palestine posts because shes israeli #and now I feel guilt tripped for being guilt tripped!!!!! #like me not reblogging As Many Palestine posts on my main blogs didnt change shit about fuck but still #like im sitting here playing splatoon or chatting in discords or drawing stupid meaningless shit #while being painfully aware people an ocean away are being obliterated mercilessly and I am doing… what about it? #like tangibly it feels like there’s not much I CAN do but its all AWFUL and I feel like I should be doing something #but I’m just some dumb kid basically

[fagcrisis]

love to see old ppl jaywalk over wide and busy roads. anti car infrastructure grandma

#was chatting to this woman while we stood in the middle of the road waiting for the next lane of cars to pass #and she was like i lived here before they built this road here im not gonna let it stop me #she is so real im building my ideology around her

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Oooooh do you think gnomes would have their own language/dialect??

Short answer: Yes. Technically.

Long answer: I have. Feelings. About how language is treated in fantasy. Like “this race has their Own language” despite living in vastly different areas of the same world. Like. Humans having their Own language. Elves having their Own language. Elves, orcs, etc etc. Its not Bad but its definitely like A Thing that pokes at my sides a little lol.

Humans have hundreds of spoken and visual languages! Id like to imagine that in a world with other races, they would have their own variety of spoken language 😊 So yes; Gus does speak in his own native tongue. And he has absolutely badmouthed someone who got on his nerves without them realizing it lol

#answered #chattin #gustavo #theyre like WHAT and hes like what? just talkin out loud :0 #anyway #not to point fingers at popular properties bc basically ALL major games and shows do this #let ur races get confused as hell when they travel the planet lol #gustavo travels to an entirely different continent w like an adventuring group or something #and theyre like hey! theres a town full of gnomes here; maybe u can chat them up #and hes like. i dont know what the fuck theyre saying im so sorry #while were on the subject I love love love that he has such a deep voice #its very strange (obviously from sound clips being distorted) #but like i can imagine he doesnt really come across easily to alot of people #like he talks slower than usual but its also just very deep and he can often slur words together #and for some reason i keep hearing him w a southern (ish) accent in english?? i dunno how to make it stop 😭😭😭 #like very deep very gentle and hospitable…..if theres an italian equivalent of that hmu lmao #this is like COMPLETELY different from Vigis bc he sounds southern and deep too #but like he speaks WAY faster and he sounds completely incoherent when hes angry/yelling #YOU KNOW WHAT #im going to just say Gus being an adventurer #he is just a polyglot #and very fluent in those languages #justifying my sweet southern boy gus! voice agenda lmao

[itstimeforstarwars]

The neighbors are having a party which means that instead of my life falling apart in silence today my life is falling apart with a mariachi band playing in the background.

#chit chat #another family member had to go to the hospital today #im sitting here waiting for updates while the band plays on #this is a surreal experience and yet it also feels perfectly on theme for how the last few years have been

[calciferstims]

jesus fucking christ the vibes on the main blog are atrocious rn. can I hang out with you guys for a while 🥺🥺

#im just gonna live here now I’ve decided #(that’s a lie I’m so going back to the main blog instantly I can’t help it) #it’s just. so yucky over there :C ick #chatting tag #*standing in ur doorway in the middle of the night* guys I frew up 🥺 #guys I had a nightmare can I sleep in ur bed 🥺🥺🥺 #it’s scaryyyy over there *looks nervously at the ofmd fandom* #i think I would like to just look at pretty pictures for a while if that’s alright with you

[crybaby-bkg]

I think I might take a break from writing on here (quite possible a lie) </3

#mainly bc I won that publishing deal #so I have to finish the book I’ve been writing #and I find myself prioritizing writing fics over my book bc I’m like ‘oh there’s no rush to finish my book’ #but now I’m like. I don’t know how much time has to pass before my opportunity expires LOL #I’m about 60% finished with it im pretty sure #but I just need to focus all my attention on it #also my writing on here has been flipping lately and I feel like boo-boo about it LOL #FLOPPING not flipping #I said possible lie tho bc I wanna take a break but knowing me #I’ll get an idea and be like wow x person on tumblr would love this actually lemme write it lol #so I might still write small short blurbs every now and again #but probably no long fics and stuff for a while #…..after I write my sex toy store worker Hitoshi AKSHDKFJDKFJ #this is why it’s taken me three years to write 75k words LOL #sorry I’m rambling i just feel a little guilty #also feel bad bc I think I’m allergic to steroids lol everything sucks #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[gunthermunch]

the unification of simblr, 2022 (colorized)

#we just think yoonie is overall nasty #dl #they have me blocked afaik ? i dmed her months ago while on an angry rampage because she just kept talking neg stuff and i was getting #sick of it i dont remember. like i said it was months ago. she said this convo stays here and i said ok i think #ive been told she shared it on her tea channel weeks ago LMAO AND i kept my lil dumb mouth shut all this time because it was #supposed to stay there #oh well. idk she's facing the consequences of her actions #curate a nice space and you'll receive nice things #curate a cesspoll you receive shit #im not good with words and tones. i step over my own words constantly #so i cant even imagine how my words got twisted in that chat. tbh just thinking about it makes me feel so ??? im in school again