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gnome-gang · 1 year
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Important image for all your wizard memeing needs
Edit: Also, follow The Other Happy Place here on tumblr (I didn't know they had a tumblr account)
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nick-nonya · 9 months
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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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glasses: ON
cloak and boots: DONNED
earrings: GAY
spells: WHIMSICAL
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whimsical-wizard · 8 months
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every time i see a post, it's from a queer wizard
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bi-gender-sorcerer · 1 month
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*Selma is still looking for you*
-@the-final-knight (it's been a while, but do you want to continue?)
(Yeah. Good timing actually. I’ve been really busy recently and I’m finally free. Well sort of, but less busy than I was)
*Selma sees a familiar green-blue glow coming from a cave nearby*
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fattocatto-wizard · 4 months
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Pondering my peculiar new bell-orb.
Lots of clang-y metal sounds and clockwork, but also this beautiful angelic (slightly devilish) ringing…
I like it.
Very… ponder-y…
Anyways, I learned some soul magic, so that’s good.
I may or may not be capable (and probably not qualified) to fuck around with souls!!
Yippee!!
@alchemical-overreaction?
@good-wizard?
@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem?
@the-random-wizard-from-space?
Wanna fuck around with this?
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emo-space-wizard · 1 year
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just got back from presenting at the wizards conference and nobody clapped or had any questions after my demonstration of Mass Silence :(
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who are you and what brings you to the island island
U̵͇̲͍̜̾̚͘g̸̗̕ȟ̸̝͔̎̐͝h̵̡̖͖̪̎͆͠h̷̨͙̠͕̾͆̅…̷̛͖̻̿̓ ̶̼̗̃͑̓̚Y̶̟̰͑͑̅ơ̷̪̟̈́̑̀u̵̖̾͛ ̴̟̣̇̄͒m̶̡̳̥̝͌̇̾͘o̵̝͕̿̇r̵͙͕̖̓̈́͝t̵̟̭̬̪͒̓͘͠a̵̺̽̓͗ļ̴̦̩̜̅̽̓s̸͖͈̠͕̏̏̚ ̵̧̠͆͂͛̏ͅa̷̬̩̟̞̅̌̔ļ̴̖͔̍w̵̳̟̾͌͂a̴̞̝̝̳̒y̴̧̳͙̖̋͂ś̶̠̝͎̀̿̑͜ ̶̫͖̹̈́͐̊ḁ̶̩̥̏͊̈ș̶̀͒͘͝k̶̨̳̟͕̄̄ ̶̬̰̈́̒̉m̶̦̬̥̓͑͝e̵̦̺̎̃͋ ̶̬̈́̒͛ť̴͇̤͈̋h̴̨͖̯̉̂̑̅e̶̫͔͒ ̶͚͓͚̼́͂̾̕b̷̨̪̥̜̑͑̄̕o̶̟̠̫̰̔ȓ̷̡̞͆͝ï̸̝͖̆n̶̝͉̓͋̓̚g̶͔̽͝ ̶̗͈́̋͌̕q̸̪̲̯̗̓̓͂̇ǘ̷̻͍̍͛̈́è̶͇̽̐s̴̥͂t̷̮͔̳̽̓̑͗i̸̭̭͖̜̎ȍ̶͙͂̂͆n̵̢̡̤͙̄̈̐̊ś̷̙͈…̶̯͖̤̪̏̂͝ ̵͍̃G̶͖͒o̴̼̤̼͙̊̊̈̕ ̷̙̥͍͊̔t̷̰͛͂͌a̶̡̳̍̌̾l̸̟̋̚k̶̘͈̇ ̷̰̱̬͠t̵̫͈̫̙̿o̶̤̮̝̭͐̀̕ ̵̼̝͙̏ͅm̶͍̘̈́̌͗͋y̵̢̞̳̋̈́̐ ̷̺̱͍̬͗̚c̷̥͚͐͑ō̵̭̓̈́u̸̱̪̜͜͝n̶̞̦͋ͅt̴̡͔̤͓͂̔ȅ̷̥̕r̷̗̝̓͋p̶͚̣̩̆͆̈́̚a̴̛̤̿r̵̛̥̥͑͛t̴̝͙̭͖̓ ̴͎̣̥̱͋ẘ̵̫̭̀̕h̷͉̰͌̓͗ḛ̸̱̆̓̓͊n̶̡͕̆̉̅̔ ̷̯͇̯͔̓ṱ̶̢̠̼͛̐͆h̸̞̃̑ę̷̞̀̃͑̆y̷̭͊͌̓’̵̢̜͔́́̀͆r̴͚͊̈́́͠e̸̯̞̤̬̐̏͊ ̴̛̰̺͙̭̎͋̿i̷̙͕̻͋n̶̗̈́͆͘͝ ̷̘̍̾c̴̞͚̠̏͜ó̴̭n̵̨̩̯̮̊͆ẗ̶̨̼́ͅr̷̪͕͌̏̾ó̶̦̂l̶̻̤̝͓͐͒̑.̴̮̯̞̭̈́͋̔̈́
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wizardvanhq · 1 year
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WIZARD SPELL LIST
TURN UNDEAD. MAKES THE UNDEAD RUN AWAY. DONT FUCKING CAST TURN INTO UNDEAD.
KERCHOO. FORCES YOUR OPPONENT TO THINK ABOUT PIXAR'S CARS, INFLICTING PSYCHIC DAMAGE.
DEET DEET. CAUSES YOUR OPPONENT'S INSTRUMENT TO BE OUT OF TUNE. WE ARE UNSURE IF THIS CAUSES THEM MORE DAMAGE THAN IT CAUSES US BUT WE NEED MORE DATA SO IT IS NOT BANNED YET.
WIZARD BEAM ATTACK. WIZARD ATTACK THAT TAKES THE FORM OF A BEAM.
SUMMON WATER. NOTE: DOES NOT SUMMON WATER. SUMMONS SNAKES INSTEAD. EFFECTIVENESS DEPENDS ON YOUR OPPONENTS FEELINGS ON SNAKES.
BANNED SPELLS DO NOT CAST!!!!
TELEPORTING BEAR. WE'RE STILL TRYING TO CONTAIN THE FIRST ONE. JUST DON'T.
DESTROY CALCIUM. THAT IS UNSPORTSWIZARDLIKE AND ALSO RUINS EVERYONE'S BONES. IF SOMEONE FIGURES OUT HOW TO MAKE IT TARGETED THE WIZARD COUNCIL MAY RETHINK IT.
KETAMINE APE.
FIREBALL. TOO MAINSTREAM.
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the-eldritch-one · 22 days
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Do not make a deal with Cthulhu, it is a scam and terrible at its job. The best eldritch horrors keep their business quiet. That man got that close to finding out its secrets. Any good eldritch entity knows how to protect their secrets with horror and incomprehension.
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the-wizard-sculptor · 3 months
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Hey there, I’m Theisius. I’m a sculptor.
I sculpt with stone, but I also sculpt flesh!
Cosmetic change? No problem!
Gender dysphoria? I gotcha!
You need an entirely new body? Absolutely!
I can change everything about your body. Just visit my shop on wizard island.
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He/They, Agender.
Sorta gay, but isn’t really into relationships right now, so please don’t try anything.
Masculine appearance, tanned white skin, short curly black hair, brown eyes, 5’ 11”
One shoulder white robes, sandals.
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y'know what, fuck you
*reanimates your rotisserie chicken*
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bubblegum-slimewitch · 2 months
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Hiya! I’m Blebbie, or just Bleb. I’m a bubble gum slime!
I wasn’t always like this; I was training to be a witch and then a ritual went wrong and I got turned into gum.
But hey, at least I still look pretty!
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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop
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whimsical-wizard · 2 months
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i cast spells
you cast..
smells...
hit reblog to totally ROAST your lowly wizard friends
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bi-gender-sorcerer · 2 months
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*Aggressively Bisexual Noises*
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