#woe to the church

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

oh yeah I'm starting a loose internship with my church's admin bc I offered to come in and help her out during her office hours (she's the youth pastor's wife and I swear guys she's the main reason anything at all gets done around here, she does SO much) and she and the lead pastor said they could write up a job description so it's an "official" internship and I can list it on my resume in future. so that's fun!

#probably won't fully happen until I get back from Florida but I am going and trying to figure out our stage lighting akfjskfnsk #discovered today we had the wrong xlr cable 🫣 possibly why our lights just Quit a while back #adulthood woes #and wins!! #church internship posting

[randomnameless]

Fun with the lolcalisation!

Lolcalised!Catherine : Your nickname's cool, but not as cool as mine!

Og!Cat : Wow, your nickname's pretty cool!

Lolcalised!Cat : My eyes are there, duh!

Og!Cat : I cut my hair hazaphardly and just tie it because it's more practical?

Lolcalised!Cat : I never wear make-up, I don't need it.

Og!Cat : I don't weak make up, wouldn't you prefer someone who wears some?

As for the endings -

Byleth announced his/her marriage to Catherine shortly after becoming leader of the United Kingdom of Fódlan. While the king focused on the rebuilding effort, Catherine worked as his bodyguard, and when the situation called for military force, she mobilized the troops and went to battle. Under her watchful eye, Fódlan entered a new era of peace. A common saying among the people was that the king of Fódlan had two weapons: the Sword of the Creator, and his fearsome wife.

OG!ending between Byleth and Cat :

ベレトは、フォドラ統一王国の初代王 座に就くと同時に、カトリーヌとの婚姻を発 表した。国王がフォドラ全土の復興と発展に 尽力する一方、カトリーヌはその護衛として 働き、武力が必要になった時には軍を率いて 戦場に向かった。向かうところ敵なしの二人 の活躍で、各地の賊や不穏分子は掃討され、 真に平和な時代が訪れたという。 フォドラに次のような言葉が残されている。 「フォドラの初代国王に２本の剣あり。１本 は王の敵を討った天帝の剣であり、もう１本 は王の身を守った王妃自身である」

Googled it gives :

Byleth announced his marriage to Catherine at the same time he assumed the first throne of the unified kingdom of Fódlan. While the king worked to rebuild and develop all of Fódlan, Catherine served as his personal bodyguard, leading her army into battle when force was needed. It is said that thanks to the efforts of these two people, who have no enemies in their path, bandits and unscrupulous elements in various places were wiped out, and an era of true peace ushered in. The following words are left in Fódlan: ``The first king of Fódlan has two swords. One is the sword of the Emperor who killed the king's enemies, and the other is the queen herself who protected the king.''

"Sword Lady BaD bcs she zealot she will always kill teh people and not protecc bcs chivalry BaD"

"she ZeAlOt and can only think things happen because of the goddess, i mean, people who are part of the Church can't rely on themselves, that's why Supreme Leader has to bring ReFoRmS to free them from their pitiful mindset, right?"

#catherine stuff #her jp VA is much more playful? like cocky but playful #oh well #pour one to Catherine #slaughtered by the lolcalisation bcs church BaD #lolcalisation woes #lolcalisation issues #FE16 #why removing the cool add-on in her ending with billy #Cat is a knight who protects #Billy use Sothis' spine to smite enemies and Catherine uses her sword to protect Billy

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

#oh mother oh mother #i can keep going #lost causes are my speciality #add some pics of 15 by that church #ough ough ough ough ough ough ough #i wrote a really nice paragraph abt this #if i may say so myself #i would add it but i dont think it'd have the full impact outside of the context of the fic #and this speaks for itself #stuck in a house with that #play dead bc your actual death. cant happen #not allowed to happen youre too important #words! are! important! #someones daughter is the most important person in the universe #youre not that daughter youre the prodigal son #the daughter will blow this place to kingdom come #oh woe #youre stuck in a house with that #but the house isnt real it's an illusion! #and youre stuck in your brain with it

[officialyourdailyinspiration]

Woe to Tyrants

1 Woe to those who decree iniquitous decrees, and the writers who keep writing oppression, 2 to turn aside the needy from justice and to rob the poor of my people of their right, that widows may be their spoil, and that they may make the fatherless their prey! 3 What will you do on the day of punishment, in the storm which will come from afar? To whom will you flee for help, and where will you leave your wealth? 4 Nothing remains but to crouch among the prisoners or fall among the slain. For all this his anger is not turned away and his hand is stretched out still.

Arrogant Assyria Also Judged 5 Ah, Assyria, the rod of my anger, the staff of my fury! 6 Against a godless nation I send him, and against the people of my wrath I command him, to take spoil and seize plunder, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets. 7 But he does not so intend, and his mind does not so think; but it is in his mind to destroy, and to cut off nations not a few; 8 for he says: “Are not my commanders all kings? 9 Is not Calno like Car′chemish? Is not Hamath like Arpad? Is not Samar′ia like Damascus? 10 As my hand has reached to the kingdoms of the idols whose graven images were greater than those of Jerusalem and Samar′ia, 11 shall I not do to Jerusalem and her idols as I have done to Samar′ia and her images?”

12 When the Lord has finished all his work on Mount Zion and on Jerusalem he will punish the arrogant boasting of the king of Assyria and his haughty pride. 13 For he says:

“By the strength of my hand I have done it, and by my wisdom, for I have understanding; I have removed the boundaries of peoples, and have plundered their treasures; like a bull I have brought down those who sat on thrones. 14 My hand has found like a nest the wealth of the peoples; and as men gather eggs that have been forsaken so I have gathered all the earth; and there was none that moved a wing, or opened the mouth, or chirped.”

15 Shall the axe vaunt itself over him who hews with it, or the saw magnify itself against him who wields it? As if a rod should wield him who lifts it, or as if a staff should lift him who is not wood! 16 Therefore the Lord, the Lord of hosts, will send wasting sickness among his stout warriors, and under his glory a burning will be kindled, like the burning of fire. 17 The light of Israel will become a fire, and his Holy One a flame; and it will burn and devour his thorns and briers in one day. 18 The glory of his forest and of his fruitful land the Lord will destroy, both soul and body, and it will be as when a sick man wastes away. 19 The remnant of the trees of his forest will be so few that a child can write them down.

The Repentant Remnant of Israel

20 In that day the remnant of Israel and the survivors of the house of Jacob will no more lean upon him that smote them, but will lean upon the Lord, the Holy One of Israel, in truth. 21 A remnant will return, the remnant of Jacob, to the mighty God. 22 For though your people Israel be as the sand of the sea, only a remnant of them will return. Destruction is decreed, overflowing with righteousness. 23 For the Lord, the Lord of hosts, will make a full end, as decreed, in the midst of all the earth.

24 Therefore thus says the Lord, the Lord of hosts: “O my people, who dwell in Zion, be not afraid of the Assyrians when they smite with the rod and lift up their staff against you as the Egyptians did. 25 For in a very little while my indignation will come to an end, and my anger will be directed to their destruction. 26 And the Lord of hosts will wield against them a scourge, as when he smote Mid′ian at the rock of Oreb; and his rod will be over the sea, and he will lift it as he did in Egypt. 27 And in that day his burden will depart from your shoulder, and his yoke will be destroyed from your neck.”

He has gone up from Rimmon, 28 he has come to Ai′ath; he has passed through Migron, at Michmash he stores his baggage; 29 they have crossed over the pass, at Geba they lodge for the night; Ramah trembles, Gib′e-ah of Saul has fled. 30 Cry aloud, O daughter of Gallim! Hearken, O La′ishah! Answer her, O An′athoth! 31 Madme′nah is in flight, the inhabitants of Gebim flee for safety. 32 This very day he will halt at Nob, he will shake his fist at the mount of the daughter of Zion, the hill of Jerusalem.

33 Behold, the Lord, the Lord of hosts will lop the boughs with terrifying power; the great in height will be hewn down, and the lofty will be brought low. 34 He will cut down the thickets of the forest with an axe, and Lebanon with its majestic trees will fall. — Isaiah 10 | Revised Standard Version (RSV) Revised Standard Version of the Bible, copyright © 1946, 1952, and 1971 the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. All rights reserved. Cross References: Genesis 10:10; Exodus 5:14; Exodus 14:16; Numbers 11:1; Joshua 18:24-25; Joshua 21:18; Judges 18:21; 1 Samuel 21:1; 2 Kings 18:33; 2 Kings 19:22-23; 2 Kings 19:25; 2 Kings 19:31; 2 Chronicles 14:11; Psalm 58:2; Psalm 78:31; Psalm 81:6; Psalm 94:6; Isaiah 2:8; Isaiah 5:4; Isaiah 5:15; Isaiah 5:25; Isaiah 7:3; Isaiah 10:5; Isaiah 10:30; Isaiah 14:6; Isaiah 21:17; Isaiah 28:22; Isaiah 32:19; Jeremiah 9:23; Jeremiah 22:7; Luke 19:44; Acts 2:23-24; Romans 9:20; Romans 9:27-28

#woe #tyrants #judgment #Assyria #remnant #return #Israel #Isaiah 10 #Book of Isaiah #Old Testament #RSV #Revised Standard Version Bible #National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America

[marbleheavy]

homies i am zazzed

#like an avocado in church #get it bc holy guacamole #oh wow #it feels illegal or at the least bad idea to post while under da (sconnie voice) influence even tho it is legal #lol probs won’t stop me #maybe i’ll post a fun draft #marble woes

[banamine-bananime]

all the things i want to read do not exist because i am still either writing them or just imagining them. the injustice. truly life is a nightmare.

#the things are tex and tucker and carolina being stuck in a small space together for an extended period of time post s13 #and something very difficult to explain but. chucker scifi bullshit: lesbian edition #and ohsherry blood gulch chronicles-like with the DRAMA of FORBIDDEN INTERTEAM ROMANCE (from ohio’s perspective) and WOE IS ME I AM IN LOVE #WITH A COMPLETELY BATSHIT WOMAN AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE (from sherry’s perspective) #and reds and blues as bottom-of-the-pack freelancers. except church for obvious reasons. and its chucker mindsharing shit too obviously #alexa send post

[mustardgrass]

Real membership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is spending 15 minutes searching for a boba place that has lemonade.

#tumblrstake #ldschurch #lds church #mormon #then the woe of walking in and learning that the tasty juice you saw on the website was actually green tea #Word of wisdom? More like. Woe.. wisdom. #Ha.

[mcparty27]

20230205

My name is Ken

I made my burden's the Lord's

So He made His burden's mine

I am a messenger and a witness

Not a watcher, nor a guardian

It on this day the Lord began to reveal

His burden for the western church

By showing me my house

He revealed to me

What church leaders had done

To His house

Behold! the house of the Lord:

Messy and full of filth

Hoarding and holding everything they can

The stewards don't steward any more

They treat my provision as refuse

Sneering and scorning at their own prosperity

They refuse to communicate

They speak to me only about what they think I want to talk about

But refuse to bare their soul to me

They refuse to ask for help

They trust in their idols of materials

All their things

They oppress the poor to help the poorest

Making a show of their insignificant and self-serving "sacrifices"

"I will have my tenth" declares the Lord

"and the land will have its rest."

You will beg for help

From those you enslaved

But they have nothing to give

Warnings have been given

Those who heard

Shall be spared

The land you have consumed

Pours forth and consumes you

The people you oppressed

Shall require their wages at your hands

And the hands of your sons and daughters

You refused to confess your sins

Your idolatry

Your adultery

Your idleness

You cover your sins

Hoping to hide your shame

Now I will put it on display for all

The time is coming

The clock strikes its bell

When silence rests on the land

How deafening that silence

So repent! All of God's people

So called saints, and sinners

Implore of the Lord.

That He may save you from the coming woe

Warnings have been given

Judgment is at hand

His scales are perfect

Cry out to the Lord

While He may be found

That you may remain in the land

And carry His name as you go

Holy, heavenly Father

Your name too holy to say

Your will be done in all our lives

I plead

I intercede

Clean my house

Yet have mercy on Yours

Turn their hearts and minds back to You

Your grace and mercies are new every morning

Your love is perfect and infinite

Forgive me for my idolatry

Forgive me for my adultery

Forgive me for my idleness

Let me not perish in my sins

But bring me about

Into Your fold again

Still if now is the time to clean Your house

Do it quickly

Clear it of the thieves

Clear it of oppressors

We trust in Your justice

We trust in Your love

May it all be to Your glory

And may it bring many more into Your house

May it be a house of mercy

A house of grace

And most of all, house of prayer again

#Poetry #poem #Prophecy #Warning #Woe #church #Jesus Christ #Christianity

[nyomkitten]

anyway i have to learn non-beginner chords for tomorrow and practice Until I Get It Right and i haven't had to do this in YEARS and i simply resent not being born perfect and my fingers are sore (is what she said)

also i am not in charge of picking the songs this time and they have a touch of Bland White Worship Band. love this for me. self-actualising gender goals by channelling white boy with acoustic guitar energy.

#every saturday i'm involved with church prep i end up whining here #i should start a tag #church prep woes #also i saw a post earlier that said #we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so you better stay away from me #which is not intellectually respectful to the jewish torah in its revisionism #but gives me strength to dwell in the discomfort of Associating With Christians #nk #nk:txt

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I can go a little insane. as a treat

#>be me #>be having a rough morning at church bc warmups started late and everyone was rushing around #> be about thirty seconds from falling asleep while manning the computer and actively doing stuff on it #> turn around to figure out which middle schooler is talking in the back of the room #> it's one of the middle school boys #> he's talking to none other than the sound guy. yeah that one. the really cute and sweet and helpful one. #> is suddenly Awake #> (I forgot that Christmas breaks are a thing) #RIP me I guess #I'm at work now alas #Lu rambles #adulthood woes #I guess??

[jackivist]

as the SCP wiki is gonna kick off remixcon 2023, i’m planning on remixing one of the scps as well (not posting onto the wiki btw i cant)

Guess who’s lore is coming to ao3 soon…. stay tuned.

#woe dr. church be upon ye #harper church #dr harper church #dr church #scp #scp 963 #secure contain protect #scp foundation #mark’s artspace #harpersweep frfr #denizens of headspace #my oc shit

[imperiuswrecked]

I don’t consume media. It consumes me.

#thinking about IwtV all day today and that church scene was soooo good #my ramblings #fandom woes

[loveskilljoy]

Flowers on the grave is a beautiful thing.

#bloodborne #bloodborne ocs #ocs #original characters #hunter belongs to @mikhailovv <3 #fromsoftware #fromsoft games #woe!!! #flower imagery be upon ye!!!!! #lovekilldraws #lilith second vicar of the church #bonnet right hand of the holy blade

[marbleheavy]

talking to my conservative grandmother on the phone while in drag

#she’s telling me about church and i am dressed like a man lmao #i shan’t be telling her lol #ask #marble woes

[just-wublrful]

>be me  >be priest >boss comes over to observe me on day i have dinner date with hot abbot >i ask my friend (also priest) to distract boss >dinner is great >three days later friend comes in for confession >he fucked my boss in the confessional

#woe be upon ye #non-existent priest tv show #p tag #please disclaimer i am not a priest and i know this would get me excommunicated from the catholic church please this is a thought excercise #which i am posting on a dare

[anoteofcalcium]

HnH..

#Cats #Pets #Mine #Church (Cat) #Woe be to anyone who looks at my phone photos 'cause they're just all like this #Home from work means I get to harass my pets teehee 👉👈