This existential crisis about whether you're still the same person you were when you were a child can easily be solved. Mikaela, I have watched you since you were born. I saw you take your first steps and lose your first tooth. It's me who takes children's teeth by the way. I put them in cans of spray paint.
I watched you engage in your interests, write, read, play games, chant in your bloodstone circle for the first time...saw you go from a miserable boy to a happy confident woman. I know all there is to know about you. If you want to know it too, I can write down everything that is the same and everything that is different. I can do that for you, Mikaela. If it helps.
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Don’t forget to ask The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home before getting it on! And while you’re at it, the secret agent spying on you should probably get a say, and the city council, just to be safe—
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Retirement Home Rumble: Semifinals
Side A
*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):
TFC was a beloved youtuber who sadly passed away last year. He was submitted and then included in this tournament as a way to honor his memory. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his memory. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Old Queens Propaganda:
Iroh and TFC Propaganda:
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Propaganda under the cut
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home! She’ll know if we don’t vote for her!
Ahab
She's a gaslighting old hag with a voice actor putting their entire soul into the performance.
i support women's wrongs
Imagine if they took captain Ahab from Moby Dick, trans’d his gender, and then made her an even worse person who gaslights her crew constantly into sacrificing themselves for her cause.
ME WHEN WOMEN WHO COMMIT ATROCITIES!!!! IN THE WHALE!!!!!
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ok something about the faceless old woman describing cecil as carlos' radio boyfriend made me so indescribably happy. bc i think since we mostly only hear cecil's pov we tend to think it the other way around -- carlos is cecil's scientist boyfriend(/husband). idk idk having her flip that was just
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Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament
Welcome one and all to the Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament! This is to determine once and for all what is the best obscure Night Vale ship. This tournament brings together canon pairings from the supplementary media (like the books), fandom crack ships, rarepairs, and could-have-beens. Some of these ships have large fanbases on Tumblr, but are more lacking on other platforms. Some of these ships will genuinely make you question who in the world is interested in that. And all of these ships are up for your vote, starting tomorrow!
Official Bracket:
On the left we have:
Nilanjanet (Nilanjana Sikdar/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasvin (Kasper Rhodes/Kevin)
Cecearl (Cecil Gerswhin Palmer/Earl Harland) vs Charlos (Carlos Robles/Charles)
Josh/Monty vs Danielauren (Daniel/Lauren Mallard)
Kascil (Kasper Rhodes/Cecil Gerswhin Palmer) vs Blake/Larry Leroy
On the right we have:
Mallardinal (Lauren Mallard/Dana Cardinal) vs Pawn Sherrif (Jackie Fierro/Sherrif Sam)
Toxic Science (Blake Jones/Janet Lubelle) vs Pizzacat (Silas the Thief/Big Rico Goldblum)
Radio Scientology (Cecil Palmer/Kevin/Carlos Robles/Charles) vs Women's Wrong's (The Faceless Old Woman/The Woman From Italy)
Laurbelle (Lauren Mallard/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasplake (Kasper Rhodes/Blake Jones)
Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.
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the debate
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if you see something, say nothing 👁️
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I've taped a small plastic baby to something in your home. I will continue to do this until you stop wearing those hideous socks. For shame.
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“source?” the faceless old woman who lives in my home whispered it to me in the middle of the night
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Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2
Side A
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Faceless Old Woman and Pinako Propaganda:
Yzma and Lilly Propaganda:
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Valetober day 17/18 Faceless Old Woman (who secretly lives in your home)
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Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament
Radio Scientology art is by @bulkhummus and the FOW art is from one of the script books, by Jessica Hayworth
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