#xBeefralis

[xbeefralis]

Shout out to half foods. The xbeefralis store. Why are you as a man entering a partnership with another man? Two men, even? And your self-appointed enemy’s head is in the freezer.

#og. post #xbeefralis

[kitsunespawz]

Polyamorous-es your xBralis

#hermitblr #fanart #hermitshipping #xBralis #xBeefralis #xBralisuma #What even is their ship name? Do they even have one? #Beef x Keralis x xB #Keralis x xB x Xisuma #There's not a single fanfic for either of these ships on ao3 #I crave content #keralis #xisuma #xbcrafted #vintagebeef #kitsunedoodlez #kitsunes space pirates au

[artisticcrow]

The xbeefralis dynamic cleanses my soul with abundance with giggles and rivalry shenanigans

#xbeefralis #I just love them #This is what a 1 and a 2 and stretch will do to a man #hermitshipping #I guess #I mean I am just referring to their interactions #xBCrafted #Keralis1 #VintageBeef #but better to be safe than sorry #Keralis #Beef #XB #Hermitcraft #Hermitcraft 9 #ref Keralis hc9ep24 #Hermitcraft Season 9 #Textpost

[xbralis]

I love how beef and xB had a hot girl summer together (were alone on the Hermitcraft server) and then beef just got like… absorbed into xbralis like good for him tbh

me immidiately after xbs last episode:

#asks #xbeefralis

[hmshermitcraft]

Keralis was not flustered at all when he came home and found XB making out with Beef

He should have been angry. He should've been upset. Keralis and xB have always been open, but xB usually tells him about these things! Well, he guesses it's on him this time.

Also, he's not angry. He's barely able to take his eyes off them. xB looks so delighted to see him, dragging Beef over to greet Keralis. And whilst Beef looks nervous, he quickly relaxes when xB throws his arms around them both.

He decides he's not angry, as long as they involve him in their plans!

#hermitshipping #ask #xbcrafted tag #keralis tag #vintagebeef tag #xbeefralis #mod 🎀

[transfemzedaph]

gay people who are in love basing near each other. xbeefralis fans win truly

#original post tag #tumblr user xbeefralis this post is targeted towards you. you like those gay block men. #jdbdjhhd

[mcyt-trios]

The winner of this poll will go on to face Clockers (BdoubleO100, Goodtimeswithscar, ZombieCleo)

PROPAGANDA:

Monolith Trio:

And they were roommates! Bdubs has an exile in his basement who moved in without telling him and a king in his attic.

GRRRR WHERE DO I START? All people in this trio are also a good duo, for one! They r legit the definitions of, what historians would call, 'good friends' or, even better, 'roomates'. All their interactions are <3333 also if youre not convinced yet, do it for the transgender and male girlfriends.

So a king, a king maker, and an exile walk into a monolith

Xbeefralis:

They're married <3 The flirtage and banter between all of them. Immaculate.

Underrated, so underrated. They don’t interact much as a trio but when they do.

#mcyt-trios #mcytblr trio bracket #polls #round 1 #hermit on hermit violence

[ore-else]

After ten million years approximatly, another fic posted! xbeefralis my beloved, having crazy gay sex. You love to see it.

#fics

[fruitwanderer]

Xbeefralis (<- unwell, constantly, about many things) (we're mutuals, I am now unwell in here once in awhile)

Beef is one of those people I keep saying I'll get around to watching and just never do, but I love the posts of him just basically being adopted into the polycule.

One of these days I'll watch Beef and catch up on xB I swear, but today is not that day (watching iHasCupquake's Oasis Reawakening 😔)

#answers #mete0rm0ss

[socks-pawn]

I think with the xbeefralis content we got, there's a criminal lack of 3some fics. yall. it's right there. beef said "I'll do both of you honestly" and both keralis and xb ooo'd and giggled. yall. where is it. WHERE IS IT.

Lmao, I'd read it, where is it folks??? get to work!/j/nf

#anon ask #xbcrftd #krls #vntgbf

[xbeefralis]

Imagine you are keralis, and your babygirl (xb) brings home his new side piece, and you have to just sit there as the guy who you threatened with a tank over property disputes in s7 walks in on xB’s arm like what do you do

#not to be the xbeefralis guy but #lmao #xbralis #xbeefralis #xBeef #og. post

[dioslab]

xbeefralis

classic. ideal. wonderful

Ship It

What made you ship it?

having eyes that can see. i actually learned about this ship before i knew much about beef, keralis, or xb?? so i came into watching them LOOKING for xbeefralis.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

they are all kind of The Worst? theyre terrible. and they continue to be terrible together. also my favorite trope is keralis and beef fighting over somebody (like how they did w etho in s7...) so. xb wins forever.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

i feel like i should replace this question w something else bc i dont know enough popular opinions to disagree... heres one of my wip ideas instead: beef is a coldwater mer (big, lots of blubber, used to being in the cold, used to pods because coldwater mers cuddle to keep each other warm), xb is a warmwater mer (smaller, delicate and unused to temperature changes, no pods and generally only around other mers to fight for territory or to mate), and they are caught by humans and shoved in a coldwater tank together. xb is miserable and almost dies. they escape together and get back to beef's pod, including keralis who immediately tries to steal beef's new boyfriend

[xbralis]

okay. ok.

#xbeefralis real fr

[transfemzedaph]

as much as xbeefralis is fun and cute. i fucking /wish/ there was more just beef/keralis

#original post tag

[xbeefralis]

#sorry last thing on it they’re just so much #xbeefralis #og. post

[xbeefralis]

With Keralis being… Keralis (generous) and Beef’s card game shooting off in sales, xB is gonna be the richest sugar baby in the world

#yes xB is so rich #but in my head he’s like also a sugar baby #bc he’s just like that #xbeefralis