ASSMU Behind the Stage Ver.B [Natsuki, Syo, Ai, Nagi, Yamato] - Translation
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Ai: It is interesting that towards the end of the song, when the 18 of us sing together, the position of the five of us splits into two, with me in the center.
Ai: On the right are Natsuki and Yamato, who are large and adult-like, and on the left are Syo and Nagi, who are small and cute.
Nagi: Nagi may be small and cute, but my feelings are the greatest, so I’ll make the audience more excited than anyone else.
Natsuki: Wah! You’re so lovely, Nagi-kun! Not only are you cute but you’re also cool! Gyuu!
Syo: W-Wait a minute!!
Nagi: Woah!
Syo: Wait, Natsuki! Don’t go hugging Nagi! If you’re gonna do that, it should be with the super cool me.
Natsuki: I understand. Of course, Syo-chan is always cute and cool too. Gyuu!
Syo: Argh! I got it, but-! You’re squeezing too hard!!
Nagi: Jeez, what are you two doing? It can’t be helped. Nagi will teach you how to hug more cutely. Come here for a second, Natsuki.
Natsuki: Okay. Is it okay if I just wait here like this?
Nagi: Yes. Lean down a bit more. Like that. Here we go. Gyuu~ Then let’s both look at Syo and wink! How was that?
Natsuki: It makes it look like we get along well, which is very good.
Syo: Wow, that was damn clean.
Yamato: Hey, Natsuki. If you have any energy left over, be my opponent.
Natsuki: Really? That sounds fun too.
Ai: That kind of thing should be done after practice, not now. Incidentally, I'm pretty confident in my own skills though.
Syo: I mean, I'm not losing either. I'm not talking about height or arm wrestling! What's needed for a live performance is spirit! I'm going to put my heart and soul into singing and dancing for my fans.
Yamato: Yeah, exactly. I can’t waste time. I need more stamina to put on the best live performance I can. Should I increase my training? First, 500 push-ups!
Syo: No, that's ridiculous. We finished practicing the basics and now it's time for the dance lesson.
Yamato: Don't be so rigid about something being a little out of order. Let's do it together! 1, 2, 3…
Syo: I haven't said I'm going to do it yet! Ah, damn it!
Yamato: 4, 5, 6…
Syo: 7, 8, 9, 10
Ai: Okay. I'll leave the push-ups to you two. Shall the rest of us go over the moves again?
Natsuki: Yes! That’s right, Nagi-kun. How about we try to incorporate a moment of interaction with the fans like we did just now in the song?
Nagi: That might be good. Let’s see…
Syo: (out of breath) Hey, don't just leave me like this, do something about it!!
Ai: (sigh) It can’t be helped… Yamato! Let's stop that for now. Since we're all here, let's all review the choreography together so that we're all in sync.
Yamato: Now that you mention it, you’re right. Got it.
Syo: Thank god! I'm so glad Ai’s here.
Natsuki: Ai-chan is our center not only in that part of the choreography but also figuratively.
Nagi: I guess I can kinda see it.
Yamato: Natsuki, that was a good line!
Syo: I feel like having Ai in the group gives it a nice balance. Let the five of us create a new harmony.
Ai: I think I understand what everyone is trying to say. Well, thank you. Now then, I think we should get back to the lesson. After this, Syo and Yamato will do push-ups. Let's start again from the beginning.
Yamato: Sounds good. It’s the perfect schedule.
Syo: Let’s do that. I’ll do my best!
Natsuki: Then I'd like to join in on the push-ups too.
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It is absolutely crazy how hinatafans brag about “hinata beating hanabi effortlessly” in Boruto era when it is not what happened at all.
1)Novel is written by some no-name,not Kishimoto so it is not canon and it doesn’t matter but I decided to humour myself.
2)hanabi is a jonin because she has her own team of genins she teaches while hinata is still a chunin. (So,obviously: hanabi is stronger and a generally better shinobi than hinata.)
3)hinata does not train and does not go on missions: her lazy a$$ has retired completely. Even if we count novels,what are not canon because aren’t written by Kishimoto,there hinata has only once gone on a cheap G rank mission to take some sh!tty photos and occasionally,not regularly,trains with Boruto and himawari,who are literal children and not even real Hyuga. (So,duh: no development,only degradation.)
4)hinata in the novels still can’t use any real,strong,upper level Hyuga jutsu: no full-body blow,no rotation and on top of this,hinata never learned how to perform 64 palms correctly. (So hinata is nowhere Neji’s level,and also certainly weaker than hiashi.)
5)hinata only used very very basic taijutsu every background Hyuga can—there was nothing impressive about hinata fighting hanabi in the novel.
6)hinata only won because hanabi was distracted: Hanabi was literally stressing out so much about Naruto neglecting hinata,himawari and boruto that Hanabi dead serious tried to convince hinata to leave Naruto and to live with her and hiashi together with kids.
7)Anyway,this novel fight is not canon,and in manga drawn by Kishimoto Hanabi beat the crap out of hinata,so in fact: Hanabi>hinata.
If you don’t believe me,read the novel yourself: here are the screenshots.
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Yamato, texting Nagi while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.
Nagi: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this?
Yamato: 10, get me out of here.
Nagi: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.
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