#you can’t make this shit up 😭😭

[strawberrybyers]

mike wheeler is so goofy. he’s a loser. he has a big heart. he’s a leader. he’s gay. but most importantly, if you invite him to a location anywhere near a beach, he will have his visor and flip flops on stand-by

like bro did not show up ready to roller skate. he showed up like the personified lyrics of ‘starships’ by nicki minaj

“let's go to the beach-each, let's go get a wave // they say, what they gonna say // have a drink, clink, found the bud light // bad bitches like me is hard to come by // the patrón own, let's go get it on // the zone on, yes, i’m in the zone // is it two, three? leave a good tip // i'ma blow off my money and don't give two shits, oh-oh”

#like this scene is truly so fucking funny omfg #THE WAY ARGYLE CLOCKS HIM FOR WEARING A KNOCK OFF RIGHT AFTER HE BARELY HUGGED WILL??? PLS SKDHEJSJS #you can’t make this shit up 😭😭 #mike wants to go to the beach! and he didn’t even get to bc he was too busy on a gay ass road trip with his best friend #like why is s4 literally a comedy #the more i think about it the more i laugh #hawkins is going through the trenches meanwhile in cali jargyle is high as hell & byler is gay as hell & they’re all on a road trip #byler #mike wheeler #stranger things

[god-u]

#gen v #gen v spoilers #marie moreau #jordan li #limoreau #mariejordan #marie x jordan #jordanmarie #y’all they had me kicking my feet and SCREAMING like charlotte la bouff i can’t make this shit up 😭 #whoever wrote these two really is my savior like you don’t understand i love them so much #my babies #💘 #caps #s1e5 #edits #the noise in this scene was crazy so i did sharpen the images a bit

[chirpsythismorning]

Saying gay Mike would be hated by the ga bc that would mean that he used El all those years, is homophobic, just like saying bi-Mike would be hated by the ga bc that would mean he could have just stayed with El if he is also attracted to girls, is biphobic.

Bylers using either of these as the basis for why their interpretation is most likely to play out in canon, just makes me cringe bc why are we even wasting time giving validation to homophobia/biphobia as having the last word for how the show has to play out?? Is that what it all comes down to then? Appeasing bigots??

Gays aren’t evil or trying to intentionally hurt others, least of all gay kids that are figuring out their sexuality. Let’s not act like being gay wasn’t seen as being broken or needing to to be fixed, meaning that going along with what society views as normal, was and still is seen as the only option for queer people in general. And I say queer people in general bc you don’t necessarily have to even be gay to experience questioning your sexuality and feeling like you have to do things because everyone else is. Arguably we all go through that! But especially gays in the 80’s bc for a lot of people back then, it was a matter of blending in to survive (for many it still is).

Bisexuals aren’t evil or trying to intentionally hurt others for falling out of love, losing feelings, or just merely not being attracted to/compatible with someone of the opposite sex. Straight people are capable of recognizing that they aren’t attracted to or compatible with every person they meet of the opposite sex. Does any of that make them less straight? No. So why is it so hard to understand it’s the same way for bisexuals and even queer people in general? Nobody, bisexual or otherwise should have to stay in relationships with someone they no longer have romantic feelings for, just bc they’re attracted to them or even were just confused and thought they were but it ended up not being enough?? Attraction is important, yes, but feelings are arguably even more so (especially when you have something else to compare it to, causing the dilemma in the first place). I mean look at Stancy/Jancy? Is Nancy viewed as problematic for being attracted to Steve and having deep feelings/being attracted to Jonathan, and having conflicting feelings about that? No! And so why should it be problematic for Mike?

The reality is, homophobes are going to hate Mike if he comes out as queer, regardless of whether he is revealed to be gay, bi or unlabeled.

This is why basing Mike’s sexuality on the backlash of bigoted audiences’ is a moot point to me.

I mean, as it is, most of the general audience already hates Mike as a result of his behavior in s3-4, and this is straight Mike we’re talking about! I’m obviously not referring to milkvans or Redditors, bc they only make up a minority of hardcore fans who hate byler and will defend Mike to the point of demonizing El. I’m talking about viewers that have seen the show once through each time a new season releases and then move on afterwards without being in online spaces. That is the majority. The majority of the general audience, homophobic or otherwise, does not like Mike anyways at this point. So, who the hell cares what they think about queer Mike in the end??? They’re already anticipating going into s5 and continuing to dislike him, so the argument that the show can’t do this or that bc those same people won’t like him?… That ship has already sailed.

If anything I could see the non-homophobic majority accepting queer Mike, regardless of what label he ends up identifying with, bc then at least it will finally give them some clarity about where that resentment they had for him was coming from, ie misunderstanding him completely and now finally getting some answers.

At the end of the day, bigots will do what they do best. They’ll make up any reason they can think of for why queer Mike is wrong. And so why should we base our interpretation of things on what will be more palatable to those that the show was never intended for in the first place?

#byler #gay bi mike discourse #just another Thursday in the byler tag #being a ‘remains to be seen’ truther is hard #so many are dead set one way or the other #and I just can’t defend ppl that have to shit on one to defend the other #like I’ll see a bi Mike take and be like I LOVE THIS but then it’ll end with something homophobic and it’s like ok nvm #like I just don’t see a need to tear down gay mike to get back at the problematic gay mike truthers #leave him out of it 😭 #seeing homophobia/biphobia doesn’t mean you get a free pass to inflict that hate casually #two wrongs don’t make a right in this scenario #I’m an I love mike wheeler no matter what he comes out as truther till the end #and I’m willing to entertain evidence that exists out there for both #but it’s hard to support both sides when at times it comes with this cloud of homophobia/biphobia #bc I just can’t subscribe to that #and when/if mike is revealed to be gay/bi/unlabeled #please don’t be hurtful to others that ended up being wrong #like… it’s just so gross out here sometimes #we’re all real people outside of this space let’s try to remember that #let’s make this space one that’s worthwhile for those that want to be apart of this community #otherwise it’ll cease to exist bc no one will want to be here

[harrytheehottie]

this whole everything is for “pr” angle that online fandoms have taken up is so interesting because it’s like do you really think someone is like “wow harry walked outside and got a selfie with a fan I must go look up his merch and beauty investments and buy something!” like ???? just no logic 😭

#and like he doesn’t even post on Instagram? so like yeah if someone saw something of him and wanted to go look up what he’s doing they’d #literally find nothing because he doesn’t post ? so like none of it makes sense 😭😭😭 #it’s literally the most bizarre ‘logic’ ever #like you’re just making shit up because you can’t say ‘I’m jealous he’s with xyz #especially because the girl he is with also is not on socials and doesn’t have anything for you to hate on 😭

[akkivee]

some things don’t ever change huh kuukou 🤭

#this is vee speaking #zannen: stay away from me!!!! 😱😱😱 kuukou: i can’t hear you!!!!!!!! *destroys him* #me: YEAH GET HIM GOOD KUUKOU YOURE DOING AMAZING 💜💜💜💜💜💜 #i do think it’s interesting he’s repeated this here actually lol #like kuukou just doesn’t see the hypnosis mics as a weapon and actually never has if the nb track is anything to go by #i’m sure that’d make rei happy to hear lol tho it does make me curious about what about the mics attracted kuukou to them #he watched otome take over the government with them and was impressed lol #but that does fall in line with kuukou repeatedly trying to hijack shit lol like #in the nurusara track he tried to take over sasara’s tv show lmao #and again in the block party he said he wouldn’t mind going up on stage in place for ichiro who had the main time slot #it’s kuukou peacocking/being an attention wh0re lol but i still would like to know if there’s a reason for it lmao!!!!!! 😭😭😭 #oh sorry about blocking reblogs i set it that way since i didn’t know how to make the connection without using a manga screenshot 😖

[shoujoaccent]

I can really write an essay about gojo’s past arc because it’s really at the point where I need to be asked specific questions so I’m not rambling on forever

#jjk has lost me tbh #like shibuya is just not good and the consistency of the current plot is just… not there #and I love itadori down 😭 but I got to call a spade a spade #I just think that gege’s writing is at its BEST in contained arcs #like longer arcs is where he don’t even know what he doing bc he’s adding so much with no conclusions #why is WHY gojo’s past arc is so good and brilliant #gojo x geto x riko x toji was an excellent combo to worldbuild with and show why there’s such a nihilistic feel to sorcerers #and why gojo does not praise the same system that basically upholds him as a king #and just the way gojo and geto start the arc and finish it is *chefs kiss* #but gojo’s relationship with all three of them is just so good like I can’t get over it #gojo who is born blessed & riko who is born to die for the system that upholds him as such #gojo the spoiled arrogant guy becoming empathetic & taking on a selfless role as a teacher bc of what happened #vs. geto the respectable charming guy becoming cynical and downright hateful to justify their world #gojo the top of this system and was handed everything vs. Toji who was bottom of the barrel #but he worked for everything despite how much tragedy and life fought against him #JUST FOR HIS SON TO BE BORN with the revered curse that rivals gojo #I was gonna say you can’t make that shit up but gege did and it was GREAT

[tariah23]

Fucked up in the crib starving for days because my sister made me come over to her place to cat sit but didn’t leave any food in the apartment for me to eat-

#I’m trapped I can’t go home until she gets back here on Tuesday I’ve been starving since Thursday orz #I don’t have the funds to run around buying shit either I can’t wait to go home and make me a juicy burger #she got mad at me when I mentioned this to her and was like ‘you’re the one who spent $10 on Taco Bell-‘ like man that’s not the point #I shouldn’t have had to spend my last few funds to fill up my stomach anyway when I’m doing you this favor #how do you have someone come over to watch your apartment and pet and not leave anything for them to eat #rambling #she’s bogus as hell for this #on vacation in Vegas rn #it’s more like she can be really irresponsible 😭… she’s not selfish or anything but she can be stupid af #she could’ve bought a loaf of bread and some lunch meat and cheese and I would’ve been good #she mentioned that she was gonna make me some food but didn’t have time #there’s barely anything here to eat or make anyway #she left me a can of soup like what was I gonna do with that 😭 #I’d leave now in this - degree ass weather if I didn’t have her keys

[agendabymooner]

tfw pure indulgence is starting to feel like a job bc you’re a pathological people pleaser 🫠🫠

#convo with mooners #I just wanna write dawg 😭 #my demons are winning to just provide shitty contents that make sense to me #and feel bad because ppl don’t like it #how do y’all get out of that because I can’t #literally all I’m thinking about are stuff that people would genuinely enjoy but then I would immediately become a victim of writer’s block #anyway what do you guys think about a new dad!f1 driver scenario #you prob wouldn’t like it but hey it came up to me #I miss writing for shits and giggles (I still do that but not as much) #shoot me some asks <3 #writers on tumblr #f1

[hibiscuswolverine]

Losing my shit, you are not obligated to tell your damn evil doubles that the reason you were all cooped up in your hideout was because you were physically abused by a guardian (a 13 yr old) and then two weeks later you being the only girl on the team physically + psychologically abused by your leader. YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL THEM, even though you all were conveniently dirty AF (it’s been a few weeks at point) and did not wash the blood out of your bed + pillow sheets, the wooden floor and the um still blood stained dagger that was used on y’all still have just out and stuff. Like um why- anyways y’all aren’t obligated to tell them everything even though they snuck in and snooped, Uhh why did the author do this-

#btw they’re all 12-11-8 age wise #like I know they were doing it because the evil doubles are nosy little shits #like they literally laugh at the girl after she explains how broke her leader from assaulting her #(and I can’t lie it IS stupid that it took a kiss to do it so I can’t really fault them for laughing 😭😭 BUT IT WORKED) #but if you really have to make the cre cough up a reason to tell these guys anything have it be with physical scars #*crew #have the hideout be clean if it’s clean why did never come to neverland? #have lizzy find the girl’s diary BUT the section is in Spanish. lizzy is French and can’t read it #BUT there’s also some blood stains on some of sheets #THEN you have them confront the crew and it’s like ‘HA wait what the fuck where did the scars come from??’ #then be dicks until they spill the beans #ok rant over sorry the decisions in this wrath series is really gettin to me

[feelslikegold]

why would he block a solo UA that actually focuses on his career instead of focusing 90% on someone else/tying his shit to someone else??????? 😭😭😭 also yeah…they have a MASSIVE platform?? can’t spread shit louis wouldn’t want spread without consequences 😚🤭

#quite literally die mad about it this is HILARIOUS #this is months and months after my UA getting disgusting messages every single day for being a ‘rad UA’ whatever the fuck that means #and they’re already spinning this to shit on louis and act like it’s another denial which is ‘an attack on them’ #now is the best time for it to click that every single one of louis’ moves has NOTHING to do with you and your other fave 😭 #like nothing!! #if hld’s explanation is real with them spreading the afhf rumors and stuff and with how big of a platform they have #that makes sense as to why he’d finally block them #though it does kind of shut down other rumors 🤭 #anyways i’m already seeing so much hate towards louis and truly I have to laugh it off 😭😭😭 #man is out there living his best fucking life on tour and as happy as can be and some people can’t stand that 😭 #anyways. can’t wait for his brazil shows ❤️ #anyone typing essays on how fucked up this was of louis…….. 😭😭😭😭😭 keep showing your true colors <3 #🧚🏻‍♀️

[boysnberriespie]

Always gonna miss pre-S2 when we could imagine Stizzy happening pre EdStede getting back together and we could see Ed comedically being offended that Stede had the audacity to leave him and then steal his purse dog-wife (we can still imagine this, but it was a sillier era long gone now 😔)

#it’s one of those days where I can’t shut up #also everytime I call Izzy a random list of things #it takes all my will power not to say father or dad at the end #he’s provided me with the funniest ammunition #like it’s a baffling comment it’s sooo funny #why did he say that #what did he mean #also while I’m not letting DJ off #I know his writing wasn’t malicious #so I hope it doesn’t feel like I’m being mean #I just love making jokes about the way writers talk about their own works #I do it for sooo many authors #you literally have to laugh to read the shit authors have to say sometimes 😭 #(but yeah even the unfortunate implications that do make me mad #I’m not attributing to malice I’m just attributing to a confluence of things including some ignorance) #pirate bitching

[jojea]

sadly the steamdeck had to charge immediately after i finished in the character creator but look at my tav, boy

it is mandatory

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #they are beautiful…… #i had to immediately share her with the world #oh i missed making a character and immediately falling in love with them like this omg #haven’t felt that since da:i but THIS ONE??? this character creator has so many options holy shit #i had to spend time researching races and classes and watching a beginner’s guide to bg3 before i even pulled up the game lol #i mean. i wish they actually let you customize your character’s face and body outside of presets #but i’m happy with how my guy came out!! #can’t wait for the steamdeck to charge now so i can actually y’know. play the game #i legit had to rush through making my guardian to save which sucks 😭 but she still came out looking good #i might’ve gone for tiefling instead of drow if i was able to really think through my options but oh well #this definitely will not be my only playthrough because dark urge is calling to me #but for now we’re going full custom 🤙🏽 #limited edition post

[dayas]

I’m so SICK Brooke was worried about Lucas and Peyton being a thing after he cheated on her with her best friend and then they go and kiss AGAIN and hide it from her AGAIN 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

And to juxtapose it with them (Brooke and Lucas) “learning to trust each other again” and all through that time intertwining Lucas and Peyton moments like. Be fr 😭💀 It could have worked better narratively (imo) if they would have separated them but by doing this it felt (to me personally!) that Brooke and Lucas were never that serious to begin with because their growth was always one step forward and three steps back.

#sumn about doing the baddest bitch on the show wrong don’t sit right w/ me #especially with how they never let brooke and lucas stand on their own literally every other episode they had lucas and peyton like… #respectfully brucas never stood a chance it was so unserious #and to have peyton go lucas-jake-pete-jake-lucas like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #NOT TO MENTION: all they literally had to do was tell the truth. i get peyton thought she was going to die but AFTER? #she AND lucas had all the time in the world to tell brooke and neither of them said shit #i can’t blame her for not trusting them because they literally did the same shit twice 💀🤡 #anyways it just got on my nerves that brooke and lucas could never have their own moment without peyton coming up and needing lucas #i think they set lucas and peyton up to be soulmates which is fine but they didn’t have to throw brooke through hoops to do it #OR make her and lucas the ‘even though we aren’t technically perfectly suited I still choose you and i keep choosing you’ couple #anyways free brooke PLEASE abeg let peyton continue her development and lucas develop further and THEN bring leyton thx #somebody tell me does brooke actually get her happily ever after and prince charming like she deserves though AT LEAST TELL ME YES OR NO #BLINK TWICE I’LL TAKE ANYTHING #brooke davis #brucas #one tree hill #oth #k watches #now do i agree with brooke being all controlling? no. but i understand why she didn’t want them together at least in the beginning. #plus she said that they went days without meaningful conversations but every conversation he has with peyton is meaningful. #even when brooke was going through it lucas was with peyton #brucas was just so unserious 😭 in theory they made sense but my point is they didn’t have to do her like that to set up leyton endgame #lucas scott #peyton sawyer #to be clear this is NOT anti leyton but it IS pro brooke #k chats

[6ebe]

kms I have a job for the next 2 days where I’m in charge of playlist … have not made the playlist …

#my sister was like I’ll just share my rowing playlist w you #which took away the stress from me and the pressure of choosing music I actually like #but I forgot her taste in music is so basic and shit that I’m embarassed to play her playlist too 😐 #I can’t win omggggg #I’m so anxious abt this job as well #and the freaking playlist omg #like I need to wake up at 5:30 and go there j don’t have time to make a whole playlist 😭 #I was banking on my sisters being alright .. #sorry to classify this job is like/ teaching people to row #so it’s not just a playlist it has to be a workout playlist

[tallmadgeandtea]

Henry Clinton’s face when Andre suggests Arnold is literally that of a real housewife about to hear gossip at a swanky restaurant. Full of intrigue. Ready to be a messy bitch who lives for the drama at all times

#like you can’t make this shit up 💀😭 #tonight’s turn and tea

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

Is it normal to be so obsessed with the idea of being a good or I guess even unproblematic person, to the point where you’re nit-picking every single little thing you say or do and feel like shit about yourself for not always fitting your own idea of being a “perfect” person? …what do you mean “no”?

#like there has to be a term for this 😭 #I feel like I’ve become so self-aware that I’m ruining my own life with it #it’s for the dumbest shit too. oh I didn’t make eye contact with someone I passed by on the sidewalk?? #well clearly I’m a rude absolute bitch and they hate me now and I have no manners #I don’t think this makes sense #I’ll think in terms of what I wrote in my post about other people too not just myself #like sometimes I’ll start to think someone’s not a good person over like one thing they’ve said or done #and applied it to other scenarios like ‘oh well if they were willing to say/do this then they would do xyz too’ #…or like ‘if they’re willing to say/do this then they’re probably even meaner in their head or with people other than me’ you know #I’ve done and said things I’m not proud of so many times just like EVERYONE ELSE #but for some reason my brain will just not let it go and I always think I’m a terrible person and a disappointment #but then on the other hand I’ll think oh well I can’t be that bad if I’m always calculating how I react to things #and am actually bothering to think critically about it #I feel like there’s so little goodness in the world and I try to be a nice person but I feel like a fake and that I’m not really one #can’t even stand up for myself or make a joke without constantly chewing myself out #gets tiring but I’ve thought like this for a while now #well that’s my writing goal for the week done #personal #txt