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i had a pretty nice eclipse

i understand now why people traveled for totality. i got lucky enough to watch it from my front porch but like hoo boy

#not a bike post #but eclipse is cool too #eclipse #totality #goth #bbw

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god can it just be spring already CAN IT JUST BE SPRING FOR REAL ALREADY

heres some examples of what i would like to be looking at rather than what i am seeing

#i took a 2.5 mile bike ride today #and it was snowing #i was miserable but i wanted gatorade #and there was no way in hell i was going to walk to the corner store #biking #bike life #photograpy #flowers #floral #buttercup #daisy #black eyed susan #nature

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I went on two short bike rides today and combined they actually wound up being a full six miles. typically when I bike i like to try for 10-15 miles but with the weather being what it is and my job being what it is I just sort of take what I can get. If I can get 5 a day M-F and then maybe 20 across the weekend I'll be pretty jazzed. I mean 45 miles isn't the 50 miles a week I wanna do but its still something.

#biking #photography #clouds #cycling #bike #bike life #crocus #spring time #spring #one of the nice things about riding at sunset is that I get to take a lot of nice pictures #like holy shit #when the weather gets real nice #maybe i'll try to do a casual 10 miles in the evening in addition to my 3-5 miles around lunch #could you fucking imagine #if i biked 10 miles every day #i would be so happy #and 70 miles a week would be crazy #i def would like to get in ONE week of 100 miles #they should let you play pokemon go on bike #idk give me bike mode niantic #you fucking goblins

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August August August

#August 2023 specifically #bike path #bike ride #biking #hiking #get outside and touch grass you little freaks #bikelife #bayfront bikeway #penn state behrend #penn state

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This is from last September. I am so excited at the idea of the trees having leaves on them that I could SCREAM.

#biking #cycling #bikelife #bike bitch #wintergreen gorge #gorge #trees #nature #bike #sometimes i just wish i could ride my bike for a living but also still make like 45k a year #i have humble ambitions

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remember when i started wearing makeup again after six years of not wearing makeup!!! WOW!!! WHY!!!

also yes i wear the makeup when i ride my bike sometimes

also no joke multiple people in my city now call me "bike girl" despite the fact that i am most definitely not the only girl on a bike. i also get "bike goth" and "that weirdo on the bike" and my favorite "dang that fat-ass white girl on the bike with the stickers"

#the word girl is doing a lot of heavy lifting here #queer #biking #bike life #makeup #you cant stop me from tagging bikes in this #im THAT bike bitch ok #the guy who called me a PAWG was like 90 years old

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he was beautiful

tv: General George S Patton me: [in a mid-atlantic accent, not looking up from ipad] General Gorgeous Patton mom: why are you so weird dad: pppppFFFT HAHAHA

#out of context quotes #general gorgeous patton #he is beautiful #oh no he's hot

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My Ramen Bae review

It's fine.

#is this helpful #ramen bae #ramen #food #im not actually trying to be helpful #i got the spicy garlic flavor #it was not very spicy #but i am in garlic hell now

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from the Mid At Best Corral Group Chat

Rachel: I need to go to tractor supply and get 40lbs of horse bedding Hunter: why do you need horse bedding? and 40lbs of it at that Rachel: guess me: sex Hunter: sex me: you're gonna fuck the horse bedding Hunter: Matthew's gonna fuck the horse bedding

#silly lil guy club #chat #out of context quotes #the “mid at best” corral

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scenes from a bike & hike last year

#forest #biking #cycling #hiking #bikes

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GOD i want the weather to be nice enough that i can ride my stupid little bike by the stupid little lake

its horseshit that the clocks changed and we promptly got 3 inches of snow

#biking #great lakes #lake erie #bike ride #bicycling

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HEY IM ✨THAT✨ BIKE BITCH!

i dunno if tumblr is popping off or whatever but LETS FUCKIN GO!!!!

my name is amber and im 37

i like music (midwest emo, post-rock), biking (duh), hiking, drinking so much coffee that i feel like im filled with bees, and staring off across the lake like a fisherman's widow.

in 2024 its my goal to bike more, hike more, drink move coffee, get my fisherman's widow stare down pat, and lose some weight. maybe change to a career that isn't slowly driving me insane.

i have narcolepsy which is kinda wild, it has a lot more insomnia than you'd probably think. im just a sleepy lil guy!!

my bike is a Ride 1 Up Roadster V2. She's such a good bike tho I will say that I do get a lot of pinch flats, but that might be because I ride kind of like an asshole.

#biking #cyclist #bicycling #big tiddy goth gf #queer #pink hair #im new here #well not new to tumblr #but this is a new blog #idk man im tired #narcolepsy