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Me: I'm bisexual.

Women:

Me: NVM gay all the way

#gay

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happy what do tuesday's tuesday

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Me when my step-sister is getting her period

there will be blood? like. you promise?

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the more you look at it the more it smells like that time i got lost on a field trip to the rendering plant

when i was 14 and bumped into an employee who showed me how they turn horses into glue and it gave me my first erotic feeling so we fooled around in the hoof melting room next to the vending machine and i got sprite all over me and that was how i lost my virginity if you’re out there horse-melter micheal i miss you look me up im in oakland

#brony #bronies #applejack #brony tf #trans #tftuesday

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live well poop hard

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wot r u on this stuff was bangin

All this fuss over "Prime" just reminds me of this stuff:

shit tasted like fizzy octopus water and people were going mental for it

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hif every laundry day

#hif

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"How's the global economy doing?"

The global economy:

#economy #money #finance #bankers #bankers bonuses

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me when my scrambled eggs tell me to divorce Irene

#detective pikachu

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#irl #the future #futurology #late 21st century

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#americans

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The sound I make when I turn slightly and my underwear just randomly crushes part of my nutsack

Tf was that noise Crash?

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reblog to make a conservative cry

#pronouns

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The Howling (Joe Dante, 1980)

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Man, I hate when that happens

Twisted by Dan Peacock

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mf when i put on a funny hat and wait for my friends to turn around and see

#slowpoke

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#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the movie #cat noir #ladybug and chat noir #tales of ladybug and cat noir