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I cant believe I forgot about this...

I was today years old when I realized that one of my eyes is bigger than the other

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So half my family is homophobic right and I'm not planning on telling them I'm gay

but I will make sure everyone knows at my funeral and then the homophobic side will know and what would they do? what would they do? you gonna be all homophobic and disrespectful at my funeral? no you will sit or stand awkwardly and be all silent while looking at all the gay decorations i would have up

and if anyone says anything then theyd get called out by my gay friends so either way it will be awesome

and i would totally haunt whoever dares to make a negative comment at my funeral

#if my funeral isnt chaotic i dont want it #lgbtqplus #lgbtq #gay #death #i put the fun in funeral #chaotic energy #rainbow glitter and pride flags everywhere #2021

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Parents are so confusing they tell you one thing then say the complete opposite like "dont talk to strangers" "if a stranger offers you candy they want to kidnap you stay away" then theyre like "hey go to that strangers house and ask for candy I will stay in their driveway while you go by yourself" how is halloween an exception to stranger danger honestly??

#halloween #candy #stranger danger #random thoughts

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IF LADYBUG WENT AFTER CAT NOIR AFTER HE GAVE UP HIS MIRACULOUS IN THE NY SPECIAL SHE COULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS ADRIEN

#ladybug #cat noir #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #miraculous ladybug

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So I hate nutella

However for some reason my cousin thinks I love it so she keeps gifting me nutella

"Oh hey I saw this mini nutella and I thought of you! (:"

and she is legit the nicest person on Earth and she was so excited to give it to me so now I just pretend to love nutella because she's always so happy and I dont want to upset her by telling her I actually don't like nutella

so now I keep getting nutella from her and give it to my mom because she is actually the one who loves nutella

#nutella #family #thenutellagifter

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lukanette please 🥺🥺

I love it when Luka is the person you go to for a hug 🤧

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You don't know what it feels like to forget something until you remember you forgot something

#showerthoughts #i forgot #funny #stupid

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I would let a racoon do surgery on me

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i could never be allowed to time travel because i would try to introduce medieval peasants to scented candles and be executed as a vvitch

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I had a dream in which I was an angel. I was pushed off a cliff. While falling, I remember thinking, “Oh, gods, this again?”

Then, whoever pushed me dumped a bucket of those little fuzzy worms after me. Hundreds of the things.

I drew it. I don’t know why.

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

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everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

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| That’s…. not how that works

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harry: wizards can cure all non-magical injuries and illnesses, yeah?

hermione: yes

harry: ...have wizards been sitting on the cure for cancer this whole time?!?

hermione: ...

hermione: oh my god

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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all cozy and nice

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yolo