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Nicholas Galitzine for Washington Post - April 2024

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NICHOLAS GALITZINE as George Villiers MARY & GEORGE (2024) · S1·EP4

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𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐛

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LNC: HENRY FOX MOUNTCHRISTEN WINDSOR (IN.SP) | Alex [x]

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LNC: ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ (IN.SP) | Henry [x]

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Excerpts from Alex and Henry's emails

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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

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I’m just Ken

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I don’t know where it came from but I’m randomly simping over 5sos like it’s fucking 2014 again. Wtf happened, how did I get here?

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #I’ve always thought calum was cute but suddenly he’s like sexy tf #when did that happen #Luke’s always been sexy tho #that’s not new

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So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

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TOM HOLLAND photographed by ISAAC ANTHONY The Hollywood Reporter 2023

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#harry styles #harry’s house #mfasr is an amazing song and I will not tolerate any slander #this conversation is legitimately the only good thing to come out of my most recent situationship

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Back in 2015 when Shawn Medes released the Stitches music video I started to realize something. You know towards the end when Shawn is like thoroughly beaten up and bruised and incredibly serious? Yea, that shit is hot. I don’t know what it is. I mean I used to think Shawn was decently attractive but not anything to drool over until that shot. we’re ignoring the fact that his acting was trash, the video was cringey af, and his running straight up makes me gag. I could genuinely make an entire YouTube video trashing on this music video but that’s irrelevant.

Anyways, I would say it actually probably should have originated from JB’s As Long As You Love Me mv back in 2012 but the special effects makeup to make him look beat up is so fucking bad it’s laughable and I also hated him then so, moving on he straight up looked like a ken doll that was dragged through the mud like why was there so much bronzer? also would the dad in the mv not have gotten charged with assault and battery like wtf?

But when I really noticed it was in 2017 when Spider-Man: Homecoming was released. The scene where Peter Parker is sitting on top of the roller coaster absolutely disheveled and bloody… it just does something to me. I mean the one where he’s getting out from under the fallen concrete has the same vibes but not the same effect so. But genuinely why is that scene so hot? He’s exhausted and serious and bloody and damnnn when I saw it in theaters I stopped breathing

Also, guilty pleasure is that one scene from Spider-Man: Far From Home right after he gets fucking destroyed by the train and he’s in hella pain and passes out. I feel so bad about it but fuck Tom Holland in that scene is so so fucking hot.

And my most recent recollection of this… kink? Idek what this would be considered but I’ll get back to that in a sec. The most recent turn on being the last fight scene from Spider-Man: No Way Home. The entire last fight scene when Peter is just absolutely pissed and murderous… speechless. The glares, the way he holds himself, the absolute POWER he shows. And then on top of a pissed off Tom Holland being sexy as fuck, he’s like bloody and fucked up and holy shit. It was genuinely too much for me to process. I’ve seen the movie three times and I genuinely don’t think I’ll ever get over how that scene makes me feel

But genuinely, what the fuck? Like I have no desire or lust to hurt anyone. Like that’s not hot to me. I don’t particularly want to be beaten up and definitely don’t want to be bleeding I mean a little choking maybe but. But I find guys that are slightly beaten and bloody and mad/serious so motherfucking sexy. Wtf is that?

#I should be embarrassed by admitting all of this but I just feel free #I’m mostly referring to actually liking justin beiber’s music #i seriously hated him in middle school but his songs are bops #I will blow speakers out listening to boyfriend like #oops #tom holland is so sexy tho #shawn mendes #justin beiber #tom holland #spiderman homecoming #spiderman hoco #spiderman far from home #spiderman no way home #spiderman nwh